FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2184367]Good luck and enjoy your trip to LR, Care to expand on your comments a tad? Did the German girls refuse BBBJ and the Romanians were more flexible? Curious to know what they offered for a CBJ / FS session and what you settled for with the BBBJ / CFS sessions assuming no monkey wrenches to pricing were tossed in like DFK or DATY CIM or Greek etc..[/QUOTE]Could not hit LR tonight. I boarded the ICE 544 at 3:44 PM, and did not arrive in my hotel till 1:30 AM. Apparently people being killed by the ICE is a common occurrence in Germany, I thought people were joking, its not. They did give me a voucher for my money back, 116 Euro. As for the question about Romanians being more flexible? Not all. I had some flat out refuse and some wanted extra just for that without including CIM.

I did not find 1 single attractive Romanian there. I was able to bargain BBBJ only if it includes CIM, paid extra 40 Euro to 1 girl, and 50 Euro to the other 2. I am a CIM man, and I will refuse to pay extra for that, as some girls were there to ask for that on top. Standard FS / CBJ is still 60 euro's.

The girls there have an attitude. I have never experience this at any FKK I been too, there's also a lot of frustration as no one is really engaging, I really hope this get the point across to them, but I doubt it. The real German girls stood in the far right corner, before you enter the pole room section. I think those 2 maybe only had 1 session each through out the night I was there watching. German girls don't engage with the Romanians I notice, every FKK I been.

Finding a German is like finding a white girl among a bunch of black girls in the redlight of California.

Every Romanian claims to be something else, so obvious. The excitement is no longer what it once was in 6 years ago. I forgot to mention the food was fucking terrible! The club was not even full of men like it used to be, just rather dull.

I do no recommend this club to anyone, I will either hit LR or GT, but GT is so fucking far!

[QUOTE=Pksimar69;2184452]What if I tell you that Sharks was even worse than both? LOL.[/QUOTE]I would totally understand since Sharks doesn't do it for me either. In the Frankfurt area, I like Oase, Palace, and World in that order. I'm so disenchanted with Mainhattan that I don't even have a desire to go there anymore at the moment (and have not sessioned there in years). Also have not sessioned at Sharks in a long, long time but can't turn it totally off since there's just too much talent walking around that club numbers-wise.

Artemis was great on a Thursday, but I tried going back today (Friday at 4 pm) and there was literally a line of dudes at reception waiting to get in. I noped out of there and left.

I guess it was to be expected since it's the weekend, but nonetheless disappointing. Anyone here have experience Friday late night, like 2-3 am? I was thinking of returning then.

The place is big. Why turn around if there's a line of guys?

Was there on Thursday night. Had a very good time. Spend most of my time with 2 Moldovan girls. The 1 blond tall her name was Ruby and the other one Isabelle I think dark hair.

I will definitely go again but not on Weekends.

Can't say that I enjoyed my time at Artemis.

My partner is with me so I couldn't go at night. Arrived at 11:15 am and stayed to 6 pm on a Monday, probs not the best time, but it's what I had to work with.

Club.

The club itself is nice, but the outdoor pool seems smaller than other places I've been (Oase, Sharks) - or maybe that's just my imagination. The indoor (downstairs) pool was great, but empty (except when I was in it). They ask for additional money to use the hammam - 50 euro for 30 min or something? At an 80 euro entry, that crap should be free. The food offerings was pretty lame as well. I was hoping would have outdoor shag spots / tents / cabins (like Oase) but this was pretty contained. Overall, I liked the clubs in Frankfurt better. For the layout / ambiance of just soaking up some sun and watching nude girls play. Also, The kino wasn't as cool as the one in Oase. Nobody was using these areas / and the beers are $10 euro each.

Took a taxi, it was 34 euro there and 30 on the way back (Mitte).

Girls.

Totally under-impressed with the lineup. Maybe 30 girls and most all of them were old hags, if there was a girl in there under 25 I'll eat my shorts. When I inquired about their ages it was pretty funny, seems like it's common to take real age and subtract 10, sometimes 15. Some of the girls looked great from a distance, but up close their age really showed. Lines around the eyes deep enough to fill will wall plaster (and I think some of them tried).

A few interesting encounters, listening to their sales pitches, none of them were too aggressive, but the hard ones (er, really hard ones. They're all hard here) would just fire you and walk off (like Snow White).

I took a Spanish girl, she BJ with condom ($100 asked for extra / received a free laugh), and missionary sex. She kept her hand under her body the entire time assuring the condom stayed on. Terribly annoying.

Took a Berlin girl (blonde, not very hot), couldn't finish with her as the sex was so bad, she also was covered and wanted $50 extra for BBBJ. Again; the free laugh.

Took another German who was super thin, but up close looked like something escaped from the Egyptian Museum. She was totally insane, really insane (had been in the bars 10+ years). Biting me, talking wildly, deep throat (covered) and not in a good way, I ended it early and was just happy to escape the room.

The rest of the girls were just used up looking, haggard. Maybe it's different at night, and maybe more options. There were no blacks, Latin or any other flavor in the 7 HR I was around.

In the end I paid 330 euro for 3 forgettable experiences with 3 completely average to sub-average girls. Still, no hard feelings. Live and learn. The eye candy at a distance was fun.

Next trip is certainly back to Frankfurt and Dusseldorf for me!

[QUOTE=ElephantBeer;2186106]She kept her hand under her body the entire time assuring the condom stayed on. Terribly annoying.[/QUOTE]I had the same thing happen with literally 5 of the 6 girls I experienced there. It's very annoying, but I get it.

[QUOTE=RogueNation;2184979]The place is big. Why turn around if there's a line of guys?[/QUOTE]Bad advice. I actually went back and Artemis was stupidly crowded. You could barely walk around at all, and all the room keys were taken at times. Stay away from this club on the weekends if you don't want that.

There are 2 cinema's at Artemis. Which one did you try? Upstairs or downstairs? I've had some of my best sex experiences ever at the upstairs cinema. Downstairs kinda suck.

The pool outside is more shallow than at other clubs, like sharks. But I think it is the same size as sharks pool.

I was there last Friday. An update. The theke during the day is a young fresh girl that was very nice for a change. The amount of girls far exceeded the number of men until around 10 pm But it never got really crowded like it used to be.

The beauty of the girls is better than at GT for example. At any time of day until around 10 pm there were always 5 to 10 girls that I liked well enough for a session. The food is getting worse and worse. Wonder what will be next. Crackers and canned fish? The staff at the bar has improved greatly. Only little waiting for a drink. More blonde girls than I could remember in the last 6 or 7 years or so. Even more plastic than I could remember. Most noticeable is the great lack of men during the day. I was at the pool with 7 girls, no other men. That was around 2 am. For her fans: I think I saw Jenna. Mandy definitely was there. I talked with a very nice girl, her name is Julia but I did not session with her. Raissa was there two. Beautiful as ever and very good skills but I didn't want her early in the day as she can make me come in minutes with her blowjob, covered or not.

I had sessions with Viviane, dark blonde, 1.60, 25 yo tattoo on her left butt cheek. Natural tits. She is from Germany. Her skills are good but her attitude sucks. She is very good at sucking and I had no trouble coming with CBJ. She told me she could not fuck all the time for 60 euro. Her pussy was too delicate and she could not fuck like a machine. So she said. Well, it seemed very much mechanical to me. So she was exactly doing the thing she said she wanted to avoid. For her skills are better than most. So not too bad a session but if you are looking for GFE, do not book her.

I liked Amy much better. A German blonde, 1.65, 27 yo. Natural tits. I had to kiss her. One of the best sessions so far this year. At some point she couldn't stop kissing me any more. So. I paid her a huge tip. A good session should be rewarded. Amy is often sitting at the bar, closest spot to the pole.

Last session was a mistake. Raja, a Moldovan with plastic tits and only 22 yo, 1.55. She has a face to die for. Her butt is unbelievable. But her service is so utterly bad I just want to forget about her.

Two tips: girls like Raissa, Viviane, Raissa and Mandy have excellent CBJ's. No need to pay for BBBJ. Other thing is that the beer will be free of charge during the World Cup matches of Germany. I wonder whether Artemis will get worse and worse or that the low level of service is just a dip. Anyway, the girls were quite polite this day and that has been different.

[QUOTE=Pistons;2186233]There are 2 cinema's at Artemis. Which one did you try? Upstairs or downstairs? I've had some of my best sex experiences ever at the upstairs cinema. Downstairs kinda suck.

The pool outside is more shallow than at other clubs, like sharks. But I think it is the same size as sharks pool.[/QUOTE]Downstairs are the chairs, upstairs the beds. The Spanish girl found me in the kino downstairs, I went with her primarily due to the erection caused from the porn clip.

I dropped into the downstairs kino 4 x, I was the only one 3 of those times, the fourth there was an Asian kid, me, and someone sleeping behind me. Girls rarely if ever dropped in downstairs while I was there, and no action.

Upstairs were the beds, I didn't really feel comfortable hanging in this room as it was always dead empty. I'd have to sit on a bed and I thought that was asking for company. The lineup on Monday was truly dire and I was more akin to the virgin-girl locked in the prison overnight. Always trying to dodge the inmates and escape with my dignity intact!

Yeah, maybe the same size as Sharks (pool) - but Sharks just felt more fun. Maybe it was the better LU and hormones. Or the more open area.

[QUOTE=Mach9;2186142]I had the same thing happen with literally 5 of the 6 girls I experienced there. It's very annoying, but I get it.[/QUOTE]Never had a girl hold the condom before. I've also never had a condom 'fall' off. I had to stop to ask her what she was doing. I thought maybe she was living in fear that one of my strokes would miss her vagina and land in her rear. (some danger of that as I could have let the MyTaxi park in there.

However, she replied she was holding the condom on. I explained that's what my cock is for. But she continued to hold it.

No BBBJ, holding condoms on, if this is where the world is going I'm just going to stay in Asia. But will miss my twice yearly trips to Germany. If nothing else for the beer and food.

Raissa still working day shift? I missed out on her once or twice since she left too early. One of the few girls to look forward to at Artemis these days. Did you spot Aksena or Suna by the way? Or Ella?

[QUOTE=ElephantBeer;2186106]Took a taxi, it was 34 euro there and 30 on the way back (Mitte)...[/QUOTE]Try public transport system next time. For 7.70 Euro you get a day ticket for the whole of Berlin. (I think valid until 2 am.) For 3.40 Euro you can drive through the city for 2 hours.

The money saved, compared to the taxi ride, you can invest in the hamam, an extra or a few beers.

[QUOTE=ElephantBeer;2186106].Took another German who was super thin, but up close looked like something escaped from the Egyptian Museum. She was totally insane, really insane...[/QUOTE]Do you remember her name? I like crazy people or at least more then those who think they are not a bit insane at all.

Thanks for the work you put in your report.

Looking forward to Berlin.

[QUOTE=PumDiPum;2186468]Try public transport system next time. For 7.70 Euro you get a day ticket for the whole of Berlin. (I think valid until 2 am.) For 3.40 Euro you can drive through the city for 2 hours.

The money saved, compared to the taxi ride, you can invest in the hamam, an extra or a few beers.

Do you remember her name? I like crazy people or at least more then those who think they are not a bit insane at all.

Looking forward to Berlin.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I was headed for the metro. It goes pretty close, but these days I have to save every bit of energy I have. So much easier to open up the MyTaxi app and chill. I wasn't bemoaning the price, just documenting it for other mongers. But, you're right. The taxi was the same cost as another short time.

Nope, can't remember her name, dark hair, super skinny, doesn't like the sun. Appears to stake out the bar area, friends with a very large blonde gal. She was just too much for me, if you've ever shagged a crack / coke person you'll know what I mean. One second a blow job then jumps up to talk to you, bite your stomach, down for another stroke or two of BJ then telling you she hates boring sex, then bites your arm, runs her mouth, jumps up etc etc. Like a love-bot with some seriously screwed up software.

Not my thing. I prefer them to just lay down, open and let me do the work.

Excuse my low to no English skills. I understood not everything exactly but I guess I got the main meaning. Taxi is far more relaxed, especially when it is so hot out there. Copy that, it safes some energy. I was also just trying to give some serious information about the easy public transport possibility to those who may interested.

So do you included the bill for the cab rides and one beer into your 330 euro all in all Artemis day costs? I am just asking because out of your writings I assume that all your 3 rooms were for 60 Euro each.

[QUOTE=ElephantBeer;2186670]Nope, can't remember her name, dark hair, super skinny, doesn't like the sun. Appears to stake out the bar area, friends with a very large blonde gal. She was just too much for me, if you've ever shagged a crack / coke person you'll know what I mean. One second a blow job then jumps up to talk to you, bite your stomach, down for another stroke or two of BJ then telling you she hates boring sex, then bites your arm, runs her mouth, jumps up etc etc. Like a love-bot with some seriously screwed up software.

Not my thing. I prefer them to just lay down, open and let me do the work.[/QUOTE]YaYa sounds tough to handle if you were actually looking for something else. I am sure you're able to score in the next yard. And really I don't know what you mean, but at least I am grinning if I imagine how the bored shark is trying to bite into elephants belly. Hope you don't misunderstood the humor.

Thanks for your responds.