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HK isn't the only place in Tijuana for girls LOL. There's at least 10 bars to go to. There's like 10+ escort agencies to choose from. Most of the agencies are about 90 for the hour. Not necessarily stunners like the HK girls but still 18-24 year olds that provide GFE. Good girls can get you 2 hours for 2400 pesos, they give pics. HK is a great place to drink and have a good time but it's not the only place for sessions. It's just one option among many.
Hey all,
First time posting, 3rd time in la zona. First trip was with a friend, second trip was solo (much more enjoyable,) and I will be heading out for my third trip, solo, from 2/8-2/10. If anyone is around and wants to have a beer, hit me up.
I usually find myself buying a lot of drinks, and single cigarettes to get me by / keep me busy in between sessions. This can be a problem on the wallet, and memory the next day. Haha. I am yet to find Azul, or the coupon (I'm not a HK VIP.) I've also never heard of a sports bar / seen one around.
Any advice / tips on how to kill time in between sessions in La Zona, would be helpful this time around!
[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2418821]Sup all. I'm planning a trip in about a month. Should get a fat tax return so time to have some fun. I've got two choices: Tijuana or Montreal? Last time I went to Montreal. It was fucking fuuuun, good quality girls and solid prices. Like $120-160 USD per hour for a chick, a hottie being on the $160 end. I'm curious about Tijuana though. I've been here twice already and I know the program. I really would love to fuck some big fat Mexican booties but I'm doubting I'll have much fun. I know so many hustling bitches are in HK. And they charge you $80 for 15 minutes of sex which is lame bullshit. Actually. What am I thinking. Writing that out made me realize I should probably just go to Canada. I can get a full hour there for $120-160. I make sure to time the sessions with my phone so I don't get cheated. HK sucks ass cause you get shit for the money you pay. The only good thing they got going for them is the really cheap street girls that can be hot. But even then, there's not many of those. Sigh, I wish Tijuana was better. Really want to fuck those Mexican bubble butts but I'm just not getting enough value to justify doing it. SIGHHH.[/QUOTE]I think you are limiting yourself. If you want really cheap Mexican pussy, I would head to Monterrey and go to the clubs there. Much cheaper than HK but the quality is much more hit or miss. As far as the escort scene, I would take Mexico City over Montreal. Women are much cheaper, quality can be had in the $50 to $70 range using Twitter and it is around $125 an hour for the foreign women from South America. Women in Montreal are beautiful but no one can fuck like the Latinas IMO.
Of course, the ultimate values are Bogota and Medellin. If you are flying 4 hours to Tijuana, I would just do the 6 or so and just go to Colombia.
[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2419478]I've been to Tijuana twice and I tried to like it, but I just can't justify going there. I'm sorry but what I am saying holds true. I've been to HK as a typical dude that just wants to have some fun with the hotties there. I stay firm on $80 and have seen a solid amount of HK girls. I can say with extremely high confidence that the typical session is 15 minutes. I will never forget how these girls treated me at HK. Literally the standard routine is by the 15 minute mark the girl starts to say "baby it's time to cum you almost out of time! This is going to happen to you, it has always happened to me. I wasn't insulting or anything like that, just a typical tourist non white guy coming to have fun. It really sucks because there are so many hot girls in HK. I remember standing in the club seeing one girl with the hottest body and perfect huge bubble butt, but I got so sad when I saw it. Because I know that she will never offer me a quality service. It'll just be 15 minutes of bullshit sex and then she'll be saying "it's time to cum" and then wanting to get dressed and leave, boom just a waste of $80.
Also, another problem in HK is none of the girls speak English, all Spanish. I personally know very little Spanish. But I will admit that the food in Tijuana is great. Those Mexican tacos are fantastic.
I'm probably going to end up going to Montreal. I just love the city..[/QUOTE]I've noticed dozens and dozens and dozens of posts of yours (carping about 15 HK citas) where you share your vast expertise obtained from your two whole trips to Tijuana.
Why is it that you could time your sessions, to prevent getting shorted, only in Montreal, but not in Tijuana?
[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2419478]Luckily Montreal has some big booty Latina girls so it's not all that bad. And as I've said prices are $120-160 USD for an hour in your hotel or the girl's hotel. And yes you get the full time, just make sure you time it, otherwise you will get shorted. In my experience the higher end agency girls and some independent girls are respectful of time.[/QUOTE]This is the portion of TerOnlyOnce's post that I wanted to quote.
More than a decade ago, when I was still regularly having sessions with Tijuana bar girls (now I mostly just take up the walkers) I would use a kitchen timer in the room to help keep some accountability concerning session length. I only used it a few times, but without problems and made for a more satisfying time.
[QUOTE=LaZonaHomie;2419576]Hey all,
First time posting, 3rd time in la zona. First trip was with a friend, second trip was solo (much more enjoyable,) and I will be heading out for my third trip, solo, from 2/8-2/10. If anyone is around and wants to have a beer, hit me up.
I usually find myself buying a lot of drinks, and single cigarettes to get me by / keep me busy in between sessions. This can be a problem on the wallet, and memory the next day. Haha. I am yet to find Azul, or the coupon (I'm not a HK VIP.) I've also never heard of a sports bar / seen one around.
Any advice / tips on how to kill time in between sessions in La Zona, would be helpful this time around![/QUOTE]Get out of the Zona. Tijuana is much more than Zona Norte. Try picking up civies at El Copeo during the afternoon. At 15 pesos a beer, you have nothing to lose. If you have any semblance of dancing ability, Las Pulgas can be fun at night. The best part is if your hunt is unsuccessful, you've got no shortage of sure things waiting for you in the Zona.
A girl in HK took her hardest smack to my face, 1st smack or punch anyone ever landed and I played hockey and was in many quick fights. She drank her ficha in 45 seconds, was angry I called her out on it, and stuck her ass on my face still dancing. I tapped it like I'd tap a 17 year old dogs head, very lightly, but she yelled at me for punching her and took her smack at me. Her 2nd shot was stopped as I shoved her into the waiter. Then I spent half hour trying to find her to report her to management. HK is fun, if you go once a year but if you think it's going to be like your local strip club in the states it's not. Too many new employees, no obvious management overlooking things like you would get at at strip club in the states.
Dodger,
A chunky hockey player tapping a 17 year-old dog's head could be fatal. Damn, it takes a HK chica to set the hockey player straight. Hehe.
A few HK girls are lesbians and can be very hateful and rough with guys. But if they hit or slap clients, they would lose their jobs.
The other night 4 young black guys just came in from NYC. One playfully slapped a big, bouncy butt as she walked past. The girl turned livid, yelling, screaming at his face, then pulled a security guy to complain. Security guys collared all 4 guys and ejected them from the club. Wasted the whole trip to Tijuana hehe.
I slapped and pinched lots of butts in HK, rarely ever got problems. If the girls get mad I just give them my silly grin, say "lo siento," and offer them kisses to make up, propinas would also help.
[QUOTE=Dogers69;2419935]A girl in HK took her hardest smack to my face, 1st smack or punch anyone ever landed and I played hockey and was in many quick fights. She drank her ficha in 45 seconds, was angry I called her out on it, and stuck her ass on my face still dancing. I tapped it like I'd tap a 17 year old dogs head, very lightly, but she yelled at me for punching her and took her smack at me. Her 2nd shot was stopped as I shoved her into the waiter. Then I spent half hour trying to find her to report her to management. HK is fun, if you go once a year but if you think it's going to be like your local strip club in the states it's not. Too many new employees, no obvious management overlooking things like you would get at at strip club in the states.[/QUOTE]Another great TR from our very own Joe Btfsplk. Thanks, Joe! Keep up the good work.
Hey LaZona,
Good chance I will be down there early afternoon Sunday if your still around and want to connect up let me know.
Goyo.
[QUOTE=LaZonaHomie;2419576]Hey all,
First time posting, 3rd time in la zona. First trip was with a friend, second trip was solo (much more enjoyable,) and I will be heading out for my third trip, solo, from 2/8-2/10. If anyone is around and wants to have a beer, hit me up.
I usually find myself buying a lot of drinks, and single cigarettes to get me by / keep me busy in between sessions. This can be a problem on the wallet, and memory the next day. Haha. I am yet to find Azul, or the coupon (I'm not a HK VIP.) I've also never heard of a sports bar / seen one around.
Any advice / tips on how to kill time in between sessions in La Zona, would be helpful this time around![/QUOTE]
Tuesday night HK had a few hot girls. I wanted to find Adrianna, a spinner with curly dark blonde hair, natural be boobs, light skin, no tats. She speaks English without accent, probably grew up in US.
Adrianna did not show so I was walking the club, made my standard offer to a number of girls, but was all rejected. A few of my regulars were in the club and would do my deal, but I wanted to try new girls all the time and only keep them as reserves. While waiting for Adriana I sucked down 3 beers so my stomach started to feel queasy; my libido and the health of my dick became questionable. Went out for food. It was too cold, there were not too many choices for food and girls. Got jacked by street girl Melissa, did Alexa in a long, exhaustive session in hotel Ibiza and popped.
Came back to HK, my wingman said he just saw Adriana in the club. I went checked her out; it was indeed her but by then I was completely out of ammo, probably could not load and raise the canon hehe. The weather was just too cold, I did not feel like doing much. This plan of waiting for specific girls in HK just does not work out well, either not finding, finding all the wrong girls all the time, or always finding the right girls at the wrong times. It's better to load and lock then pick up the best available choices at the best moment of the night, when you can still do it.
Adriana is a pretty smart girl. She does not hide in the dark and bullshit with other girls like the rest of the losers. She walks around the club and positions herself in clear spots where everyone can see her beauty. Finally she convinced an old, bald-headed Mexican guy sitting at the bar and dragged him into Miami for lap dances. She really works the club hard. She's smart but may be too business-focused and could star fish, but her pretty face and beautiful body are worth at least a trial session in bed.
Look at a sea of dollar bills in this Miami strip club. Gringos must have learned the green rain habit from Mexico strip clubs like Hong Kong. The single $ bill is now the most popular bill in highest demand and growing in the US.
[URL]https://nypost.com/2020/02/05/miami-strippers-wade-through-piles-of-cash-after-super-bowl-parties/[/URL]
Miami strippers wade through piles of cash after Super Bowl parties.
By Natalie O'NeillFebruary 5, 2020.
1:42 pm.
Miami strippers were the real winners of Super Bowl LIV.
Pole dancers were seen wading through ankle-deep piles of cash during one of a slew of game-day bashes of debauchery — some of which drew celebrities toting boxes full of bills, videos show.
The floor of one unnamed jiggle joint appears blanketed by dollar bills as nearly nude exotic dancers saunter alongside stages in G-strings and heels, according to a video on Instagram.
Music star Post Malone — who was filmed reaching into a cardboard box while grinning and giving away giant stacks of cash — was among the patrons who made it rain extra hard during another one of the in-club parties in the Magic City.
"Let me get one!" one-strip club patron is heard shouting at the rapper, who then hands out a 6-inch-tall stack of moolah from a cardboard box.
The floor of a Miami strip club is covered in money during a party.
Former Indianapolis Colts player Edgerrin James, who owns the Miami strip club One, also joined in the over-the-top revelry by reportedly hauling plastic bags stuffed with thousands of dollars to one event — and dubbing it "Stripper Bowl."
Some patrons made a mad dash to steal the cash, pocketing it while the dancers weren't looking, video shows.
"There was too much money in there. Oh, my God!" a patron is heard saying — after stuffing dough down his pants.
Thousands of fans flocked to Miami to watch the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the San Francisco 49 ers 31-20 on Sunday.
[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2420503]Tuesday night HK had a few hot girls. I wanted to find Adrianna, a spinner with curly dark blonde hair, natural be boobs, light skin, no tats. She speaks English without accent, probably grew up in US.
Adrianna did not show so I was walking the club, made my standard offer to a number of girls, but was all rejected. A few of my regulars were in the club and would do my deal, but I wanted to try new girls all the time and only keep them as reserves. While waiting for Adriana I sucked down 3 beers so my stomach started to feel queasy; my libido and the health of my dick became questionable. Went out for food. It was too cold, there were not too many choices for food and girls. Got jacked by street girl Melissa, did Alexa in a long, exhaustive session in hotel Ibiza and popped.
Came back to HK, my wingman said he just saw Adriana in the club. I went checked her out; it was indeed her but by then I was completely out of ammo, probably could not load and raise the canon hehe. The weather was just too cold, I did not feel like doing much. This plan of waiting for specific girls in HK just does not work out well, either not finding, finding all the wrong girls all the time, or always finding the right girls at the wrong times. It's better to load and lock then pick up the best available choices at the best moment of the night, when you can still do it.
Adriana is a pretty smart girl. She does not hide in the dark and bullshit with other girls like the rest of the losers. She walks around the club and positions herself in clear spots where everyone can see her beauty. Finally she convinced an old, bald-headed Mexican guy sitting at the bar and dragged him into Miami for lap dances. She really works the club hard. She's smart but may be too business-focused and could star fish, but her pretty face and beautiful body are worth at least a trial session in bed.[/QUOTE]You must be over 40. I wish I had been in hk in my younger days. Now, the beer seriously diminishes my desire, and ability, especially if its robotic sex. But the beers help with the 2nd hand smoke so I need them to avoid a headache. With V pill, though, even after drinking, if the girl is good, and does BBBJ and isn't fat, and it's my own room (clean sheets) I can still go 2 or 3 times in hour half. But she needs to be GFE essentially.
[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;2419605]I've noticed dozens and dozens and dozens of posts of yours (carping about 15 HK citas) where you share your vast expertise obtained from your two whole trips to Tijuana.
Why is it that you could time your sessions, to prevent getting shorted, only in Montreal, but not in Tijuana?[/QUOTE]He's been doing it for ages. Meanwhile I just got back from a week in Tijuana and only had one session out of 10 where the girl tried to short me on time. And she was an Adelita girl, not Hong Kong. In fact, the HK girls all were fine going the full 45 minutes (I have VIP). During my final HK cita, after I had already checked out of the hotel I forgot to mention my VIP when I booked the short time room. So when the guy knocked at 30 minutes the girl told the guy to go away and come back later!
If you have a good relationship with the girls and are respectful of them, they usually won't try to hustle you for time. Also, if it is Saturday night and they want to go make more money, I can see that. But I stay the fuck away from HK on a weekend night.
[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2420570]Look at a sea of dollar bills in this Miami strip club. Gringos must have learned the green rain habit from Mexico strip clubs like Hong Kong. The single $ bill is now the most popular bill in highest demand and growing in the US.
[URL]https://nypost.com/2020/02/05/miami-strippers-wade-through-piles-of-cash-after-super-bowl-parties/[/URL]
Miami strippers wade through piles of cash after Super Bowl parties.
By Natalie O'NeillFebruary 5, 2020.
1:42 pm.
Miami strippers were the real winners of Super Bowl LIV.
Pole dancers were seen wading through ankle-deep piles of cash during one of a slew of game-day bashes of debauchery some of which drew celebrities toting boxes full of bills, videos show.
The floor of one unnamed jiggle joint appears blanketed by dollar bills as nearly nude exotic dancers saunter alongside stages in G-strings and heels, according to a video on Instagram..[/QUOTE]Wow incredible and there must be ten thousand Mexican chicas sitting in their dirt floor pueblos all through Mexico who see this and just booked their next bus out of their home city and headed to Tijuana.
As for Superbowl I spent it in a club in Poblado Medellin.
The Tall Man.