Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Margaya;1640837]Haven't checked out these two yet. I have read that they have fair skinned model type Chiang Rai girls but are pricier. Is it true?

Is eye candy certainly better than Mango and Cherry?

Or is it all in the eye of beholder?[/QUOTE]I wrote a couple of reviews of Nataree, sometime in July or early August of this year. Should be in this thread.

Be aware there are two entrances. The entrance to your left as you approach the building is where you will find girls with good looks and good massage skills. The entrance to your right has the best looking girls, but with little or no massage skills. Don't expect a PSE nor a girl who speaks much English. ActionOriented is absolutely right on both counts. The girls are young, pretty and most seem eager to please. Just greet them in Thai, use gestures and smile a lot and you will be fine. Be sure to pick a girl who looks and smiles at you while you are evaluating your options. It will be very obvious which girls want you to choose them. Skip the ones who avoid eye contact and look scared. These are the girls who are fearful of farangs and their big dicks. ;)

Nataree is a good place to find young, some very young, and pretty girls. Many have fair complexion and are from Chiang Rai

[QUOTE=Margaya;1640837]Haven't checked out these two yet. I have read that they have fair skinned model type Chiang Rai girls but are pricier. Is it true?

Is eye candy certainly better than Mango and Cherry?

Or is it all in the eye of beholder?[/QUOTE]I've been to BKK many times. I normally stay a night or two around Suk before jumping a taxi down to Pattaya.

Up until my last trip I had stuck to Tulip, Cherry, Mango, Bamboo and Snow White and never bothered going to Nataree. I think a lot of this was down to the effort of getting there in the heat and negotiating the Bangkok street obstacle courses.

I made a conscious effort last time to get to Nataree. I got there and was completely shocked by how beautiful 99% of there girls were, My eyes were falling out of my head in there, completely different to the Suk Oilies. The papasan was an amusing guy called "Mr Bond" and he gave some advice. I picked a stunner from Chang Mai called Jenny, covered BJ followed by full service in any position I wanted, A real nice girl who gave a real nice GFE. I chat to her on line now and again and think I will see her again.

EDIT - forgot to mention, Jenny was a sideline girl (2600Baht I think), there was also some fishbowl girls and some pretty younger girls who were 'fresh/new' but 5000Baht.

Checked out BKK48 for the first time, based on fellow monger input (ouch, need a pun filter) and a quick browsing of their mostly Japanese web site. Easiest way to locate it is to take a taxi to the Regency Park Hotel, and then look for the big BKK48 sign pointing into the alley. Entered as late as 11 pm, which was fine as I anyway had nothing but a quickie in mind. Pleasant welcome at the reception, and a total of 5 laminated menu sheets were placed on the table for me to choose from. Clear as mud. All of the included and optional ingredients each dish comes with (or makes you come with) are clearly listed, as are those NOT available. Big difference in what they offer, from hardly any to nearly anything (some at extra cost, read carefully!

Being just a bit peckish, I subconsciously went for one of the smallest dishes. She did not offer a lot of extras, but all my basic spine ticklers were there. Her English level was marked with a triangle symbol. Danger? Puzzling. Was I at risk of ending up basted with shoe polish and the handle of a toilet brush sticking out of my ass? Shoot, I'd take that chance.

As she emerged from the curtained pantry, her smile immediately won me over. Spot on! I instantly threw my 2200 baht on the table to secure the deal for 1 hour 8 a full, additional hour was only 200 baht more, mind you) . She led the way up a million stairs and into the room, frequently turning towards me and smiling. (Probably they have had a few heavy drinkers fall over backwards). She struck me as having a bit of Japanese features, and I realized she was wearing a stereotypically sexy school uniform. I can't make myself look twice at school girls, but on porn stars and massage girls those uniforms open a load of new doors in my mental dungeons.

She pointed out the restroom (which I as far as possible try to avoid in these places) before entering the room. Pretty standard, a bit overdue for a new coat of paint, but clean and tidy. Sturdy bed with plastic mattress under a clean sheet.

After a swift run for her kit, we started undressing each other. Whoeeee! Those were the smallest titties I have ever approached. Her padded bra in the pictures were heavily misleading, but my two brains rapidly reached a settlement that this was quite OK. Especially as the lower one claimed this was a well earned reward to myself after some recent ill-considered whaling in the Seattle area. My catch of the day was very thin, but not at all bony. Simply perfect for her build. We talked for a while as the undressing was completed. Or rather, we both said a lot of words that totally bounced off the other. Somehow she got it when I told her my (mongering) name, and she gave me a cute formal greeting. I then asked her to tell me her name. "No way". Huh? She had DATY as a basic offering, yet would not give me even a fake name to moan? "No way"!

She smiled at my puzzled face and then wrote, in imaginary ink, NOEY on the wall. Job well done, Sherlock.

From then on, the procedure was fairly standard, but highly memorably executed. We entered the big shower together, and I happily enjoyed it as she washed every nook and cranny of my body. She gave me a shot of Listerine to rinse my mouth, before handing me a towel. She was smiling at me all the time when I grinningly watched her shower. She directed me into lying face down on the bed, and gave me a gentle oily massage on my back side. Nothing close to a pro massage, but good. Her version of boobslide will never be forgotten, though. She was sliding up and down my body, giving great pleasure, but no way could I tell there were boobs in the room based on how it all felt. I had to double check in the mirror, that she had not been swapped for another type of Bangkokean creature.

The I'm-totally-straight part of my brain welcomed the ending of this distracting digression, as I was told to turn over while she moved to the floor. I received a nice quick cat wash and nipple teasing, while her hands also made it clear which part of my body had first priority. She let me play with her tiny breasts and butt, and then positioned herself for easy pussy access. Her pubes were trimmed to a short, cute triangle, and I loved the way her lack of excessive body fat made all of her lovely pussy more visible and accessible than on most women I recall exploring. She seemed to respond positively to my fiddling around, as she got wet after a while. She asked if it was OK to put a condom on me, and then moved on to a pretty decent CBJ. She understood my sign langue far better than my English, and climbed on top of me to serve the menu item that made me select her in the first place. Gee, her oyster was just perfect. I pride myself on being a cunning linguist, even if a DATY4 P is something I do quite rarely these days. This time, however, I'm eternally happy I did.

Next up was, obviously, her. More specifically, ever so slowly sliding down onto my rubber stand. Looking at her super slim body, I remember thinking "No way! Where does it all go? Is there room enough for me in her?" My concern was obviously more self flattering than relevant. She was tight, all right, but she took it like a big girl. She set off on a great ride, and had stamina for at least 10 minutes of it. We then played around in a couple of nice variations, before I placed her in a soles-up missionary and plowed away till kingdom come. A look towards the mirror half way through this sprint was hastily aborted. I often enjoy the porn star like feeling of observing my own humping in the surrounding mirrors. Today's contrast was hilarious, though. For the first time in my entire life, on top of this slender princess, I saw myself as fat. Ah, well, a mental scar is nothing in comparison to the joyful memory of spending this hour with No Way.

Place: BKK48, Sukhumvit, Soi 22 in the alley across from Regency Park Hotel.

Girl: Noey, apparently 18 years, 160 cm, guessing 37 kg.

Face: 7. Beautiful smile and features, a few spots.

Body: 8. Thin, but everything matching just perfectly.

Massage: 5.

DATY: 10. (She did not come, but that's on my score, not hers).

CBJ: 7.

CFS: 8.

WIR: Yes, after working out a bit.

Back a my hotel, I finally remembered that Google Translate probably could shine some light on the Japanese menu. Here is how they translate No Way's description on the BKK48 web page. Pure poetry, haiku go home!

"Rare Slender in.

To be. With the advent of erotic daughter!

Such daughter easy to feel.

There are things that I heard.

Nui-chan is also like that. !

Please give me an early relished or be! ".

Monger on!

-Peff.

[QUOTE=Margaya;1640837]Haven't checked out these two yet. I have read that they have fair skinned model type Chiang Rai girls but are pricier. Is it true?

Is eye candy certainly better than Mango and Cherry?

Or is it all in the eye of beholder?[/QUOTE]I had one good experience in Nataree and a bad one.

First time there were 50+ girls to pick from and I had a wonderful girl, beautiful and she spoke good english. Papasan recommended her to me.

Second time I was there on buddha day and only 10 or so girls available. Other papasan recommended a girl and she gave very poor service.

Remember Nataree is an one shot only shop. I said I wanted 2 shots the last time and papasan said no problem but the girl wouldn't do it, no matter how I argued with her.

After the first time Nataree was definitely for a repeat visit, after my last experience I was not so sure. Maybe I'll try again sometime when I'm sure there are plenty girls to choose from.

But go see for yourself and report back here. Just remember to take the door to your right, like some others have mentioned.

[QUOTE=Peff13;1641333]Checked out BKK48 for the first time, based on fellow monger input (ouch, need a pun filter) and a quick browsing of their mostly Japanese web site. Easiest way to locate it is to take a taxi to the Regency Park Hotel, and then look for the big BKK48 sign pointing into the alley. Entered as late as 11 pm, which was fine as I anyway had nothing but a quickie in mind. Pleasant welcome at the reception, and a total of 5 laminated menu sheets were placed on the table for me to choose from. Clear as mud. All of the included and optional ingredients each dish comes with (or makes you come with) are clearly listed, as are those NOT available. Big difference in what they offer, from hardly any to nearly anything (some at extra cost, read carefully!

Being just a bit peckish, I subconsciously went for one of the smallest dishes. She did not offer a lot of extras, but all my basic spine ticklers were there. Her English level was marked with a triangle symbol. Danger? Puzzling. Was I at risk of ending up basted with shoe polish and the handle of a toilet brush sticking out of my ass? Shoot, I'd take that chance.

As she emerged from the curtained pantry, her smile immediately won me over. Spot on! I instantly threw my 2200 baht on the table to secure the deal for 1 hour 8 a full, additional hour was only 200 baht more, mind you) . She led the way up a million stairs and into the room, frequently turning towards me and smiling. (Probably they have had a few heavy drinkers fall over backwards). She struck me as having a bit of Japanese features, and I realized she was wearing a stereotypically sexy school uniform. I can't make myself look twice at school girls, but on porn stars and massage girls those uniforms open a load of new doors in my mental dungeons.

She pointed out the restroom (which I as far as possible try to avoid in these places) before entering the room. Pretty standard, a bit overdue for a new coat of paint, but clean and tidy. Sturdy bed with plastic mattress under a clean sheet.

After a swift run for her kit, we started undressing each other. Whoeeee! Those were the smallest titties I have ever approached. Her padded bra in the pictures were heavily misleading, but my two brains rapidly reached a settlement that this was quite OK. Especially as the lower one claimed this was a well earned reward to myself after some recent ill-considered whaling in the Seattle area. My catch of the day was very thin, but not at all bony. Simply perfect for her build. We talked for a while as the undressing was completed. Or rather, we both said a lot of words that totally bounced off the other. Somehow she got it when I told her my (mongering) name, and she gave me a cute formal greeting. I then asked her to tell me her name. "No way". Huh? She had DATY as a basic offering, yet would not give me even a fake name to moan? "No way"!

She smiled at my puzzled face and then wrote, in imaginary ink, NOEY on the wall. Job well done, Sherlock.

From then on, the procedure was fairly standard, but highly memorably executed. We entered the big shower together, and I happily enjoyed it as she washed every nook and cranny of my body. She gave me a shot of Listerine to rinse my mouth, before handing me a towel. She was smiling at me all the time when I grinningly watched her shower. She directed me into lying face down on the bed, and gave me a gentle oily massage on my back side. Nothing close to a pro massage, but good. Her version of boobslide will never be forgotten, though. She was sliding up and down my body, giving great pleasure, but no way could I tell there were boobs in the room based on how it all felt. I had to double check in the mirror, that she had not been swapped for another type of Bangkokean creature.

The I'm-totally-straight part of my brain welcomed the ending of this distracting digression, as I was told to turn over while she moved to the floor. I received a nice quick cat wash and nipple teasing, while her hands also made it clear which part of my body had first priority. She let me play with her tiny breasts and butt, and then positioned herself for easy pussy access. Her pubes were trimmed to a short, cute triangle, and I loved the way her lack of excessive body fat made all of her lovely pussy more visible and accessible than on most women I recall exploring. She seemed to respond positively to my fiddling around, as she got wet after a while. She asked if it was OK to put a condom on me, and then moved on to a pretty decent CBJ. She understood my sign langue far better than my English, and climbed on top of me to serve the menu item that made me select her in the first place. Gee, her oyster was just perfect. I pride myself on being a cunning linguist, even if a DATY4 P is something I do quite rarely these days. This time, however, I'm eternally happy I did.

Next up was, obviously, her. More specifically, ever so slowly sliding down onto my rubber stand. Looking at her super slim body, I remember thinking "No way! Where does it all go? Is there room enough for me in her?" My concern was obviously more self flattering than relevant. She was tight, all right, but she took it like a big girl. She set off on a great ride, and had stamina for at least 10 minutes of it. We then played around in a couple of nice variations, before I placed her in a soles-up missionary and plowed away till kingdom come. A look towards the mirror half way through this sprint was hastily aborted. I often enjoy the porn star like feeling of observing my own humping in the surrounding mirrors. Today's contrast was hilarious, though. For the first time in my entire life, on top of this slender princess, I saw myself as fat. Ah, well, a mental scar is nothing in comparison to the joyful memory of spending this hour with No Way.

Place: BKK48, Sukhumvit, Soi 22 in the alley across from Regency Park Hotel.

Girl: Noey, apparently 18 years, 160 cm, guessing 37 kg.

Face: 7. Beautiful smile and features, a few spots.

Body: 8. Thin, but everything matching just perfectly.

Massage: 5.

DATY: 10. (She did not come, but that's on my score, not hers).

CBJ: 7.

CFS: 8.

WIR: Yes, after working out a bit.

Back a my hotel, I finally remembered that Google Translate probably could shine some light on the Japanese menu. Here is how they translate No Way's description on the BKK48 web page. Pure poetry, haiku go home!

"Rare Slender in.

To be. With the advent of erotic daughter!

Such daughter easy to feel.

There are things that I heard.

Nui-chan is also like that. !

Please give me an early relished or be! ".

Monger on!

-Peff.[/QUOTE]Informative, well written, and fun! Thanks for the excellent report. A joy to read.

[QUOTE=Mjen1970;1641323]I've been to BKK many times. I normally stay a night or two around Suk before jumping a taxi down to Pattaya.

Up until my last trip I had stuck to Tulip, Cherry, Mango, Bamboo and Snow White and never bothered going to Nataree. I think a lot of this was down to the effort of getting there in the heat and negotiating the Bangkok street obstacle courses.

I made a conscious effort last time to get to Nataree. I got there and was completely shocked by how beautiful 99% of there girls were, My eyes were falling out of my head in there, completely different to the Suk Oilies. The papasan was an amusing guy called "Mr Bond" and he gave some advice. I picked a stunner from Chang Mai called Jenny, covered BJ followed by full service in any position I wanted, A real nice girl who gave a real nice GFE. I chat to her on line now and again and think I will see her again.

EDIT - forgot to mention, Jenny was a sideline girl (2600Baht I think), there was also some fishbowl girls and some pretty younger girls who were 'fresh/new' but 5000Baht.[/QUOTE]Lovely. I am sold! LOL Will certainly check it out this time.

[QUOTE=PaulKausch;1641294]I wrote a couple of reviews of Nataree, sometime in July or early August of this year. Should be in this thread.

Be aware there are two entrances. The entrance to your left as you approach the building is where you will find girls with good looks and good massage skills. The entrance to your right has the best looking girls, but with little or no massage skills. Don't expect a PSE nor a girl who speaks much English. ActionOriented is absolutely right on both counts. The girls are young, pretty and most seem eager to please. Just greet them in Thai, use gestures and smile a lot and you will be fine. Be sure to pick a girl who looks and smiles at you while you are evaluating your options. It will be very obvious which girls want you to choose them. Skip the ones who avoid eye contact and look scared. These are the girls who are fearful of farangs and their big dicks. ;)

Nataree is a good place to find young, some very young, and pretty girls. Many have fair complexion and are from Chiang Rai[/QUOTE]Thanks Paul. Awesome, seems like my cuppa tea. Tired of seeing dogs in most MPs and bars.

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1641184]Of course they are worth a visit, at least IMHO, Nataree has some stunning girls to chose from. However, you should note that unless you can speak Thai or Chinese (some Chiang Rai girls understand that) it will be next to impossible to communicate (except for sign language), if communication is essential to make your session a good one.

Eye candy is certainly better at the soapies than at Mango / Cherry, service wise however the soapies do not come close to the oilies.[/QUOTE]Thanks AO. I would like to try my luck to grab some oranges once in a while in Thailand. Have had enough lemons and bee stings.

[QUOTE=RalphKramden;1641175]Yes because you can check out the two you mentioned and several others within about 30 minutes on foot.[/QUOTE]I would like to check out a few but heat can be oppressive in BKK. Nothing like knowing where the best meat is LOL.

[QUOTE=Margaya;1641785]Lovely. I am sold! LOL Will certainly check it out this time.[/QUOTE]Some guys think when you go is important.

The largest selections will be on Friday and Saturday nights. I generally go on Friday night. These are also the nights that draw the most customers. The general advice is to get there early in the evening. 19:30 to 20:00 is a good time to arrive. It is not necessary to quickly make your pick. It is okay to sit, have a couple of drinks and watch the ladies. Don't feel bashful. Give them all a good looking over. You will notice many of the girls will smile, wink and try to entice you into picking them. Have fun and play the game with them. The most attractive ladies are often taken, but if you wait patiently they will eventually return to the lineup after finishing with a customer. Act fast when you see the lady you want.

There is a good documentary called [I]*****s' Glory[/I]. Unfortunately the forum's repressed, puritanical sensor will alter the first word in the title, but it's the possessive plural of a five letter noun beginning with "W" that means prostitute.

Here's more information about the film from [I]IMDB[/I].

[URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1327628/[/URL]

Much of the first part of the documentary takes place inside a Bangkok soapy massage parlor that, like Nataree, caters primarily to Thai men. In my opinion, generally the girls at Nataree are considerably more attractive than the ones in this document. I recommend the documentary to get a sense of what it's like inside a soapy from the girls' and the customers' perspectives.

Do all the girls at Nataree only give CBJ's? Or can they be persuaded to give a BBBJ in exchange for money or the promise of a good tip?

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1641842]Do all the girls at Nataree only give CBJ's? Or can they be persuaded to give a BBBJ in exchange for money or the promise of a good tip?[/QUOTE]If memory serves, I have got uncovered BJs only once (may be twice) at Nataree, rest of the times it has always been with a cover. I did not try persuading them, but if you can try communicating with them (which can be incredibly difficult at times) I guess there is no harm. Most girls are quite submissive there (only exception I met was a fiery fishbowl girl who said she was originally from BKK - she has been the only chic with whom I have had a meaningful conversation (meaning spoken English was decent and she seemed to understand) at Nataree, however, she gave only a CBJ), since they largely cater to a Japanese clientele, so they may need a little bit of prodding but will probably agree because in any case they will ensure that you have been thoroughly washed (multiple times) before hitting the bed.

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1641862]If memory serves, I have got uncovered BJs only once (may be twice) at Nataree, rest of the times it has always been with a cover. I did not try persuading them, but if you can try communicating with them (which can be incredibly difficult at times) I guess there is no harm. Most girls are quite submissive there (only exception I met was a fiery fishbowl girl who said she was originally from BKK - she has been the only chic with whom I have had a meaningful conversation (meaning spoken English was decent and she seemed to understand) at Nataree, however, she gave only a CBJ), since they largely cater to a Japanese clientele, so they may need a little bit of prodding but will probably agree because in any case they will ensure that you have been thoroughly washed (multiple times) before hitting the bed.[/QUOTE]CBJ just kills it for me. Honestly I would rather stay home and whittle the puppet.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1641921]CBJ just kills it for me. Honestly I would rather stay home and whittle the puppet.[/QUOTE]LOL, I agree, but in the event that only CBJ is on offer, I make sure that the girl knows that she is going to get banged even harder because there was no sense / sensation in the CBJ.

I totally agree with you guys; a CBJ is not only a waste of time, it borders on a turn off or cock block for me. It can't be very enjoyable for the girl either. This is the major reason why I stay away from Nataree.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1641842]Do all the girls at Nataree only give CBJ's? Or can they be persuaded to give a BBBJ in exchange for money or the promise of a good tip?[/QUOTE]My first visit I got a BBBJ from the girl before she even washed me, waiting for the bath to fill up. Can't remember her name but she was the girl that had some "indian" features although she says she is 100% thai. This is over a year ago so she probabely does not work there anymore.

My last visit was a horrible experience and the girl did not even give me any form of BJ.

[QUOTE=PaulKausch;1641811]There is a good documentary called [I]*****s' Glory[/I]. Unfortunately the forum's repressed, puritanical sensor will alter the first word in the title, but it's the possessive plural of a five letter noun beginning with "W" that means prostitute.

Here's more information about the film from [I]IMDB[/I].

[URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1327628/[/URL]

Much of the first part of the documentary takes place inside a Bangkok soapy massage parlor that, like Nataree, caters primarily to Thai men. In my opinion, generally the girls at Nataree are considerably more attractive than the ones in this document. I recommend the documentary to get a sense of what it's like inside a soapy from the girls' and the customers' perspectives.[/QUOTE]I've seen it, it's actually a great documentary and advise everyone to see it. Although I did not care much for the mexican part. But you are right, the girls at Nataree are much prettier.

I think you can still download it at the piratebay.

[QUOTE=AirlineCrew;1641992]My first visit I got a BBBJ from the girl before she even washed me, waiting for the bath to fill up. Can't remember her name but she was the girl that had some "indian" features although she says she is 100% thai. This is over a year ago so she probabely does not work there anymore.

My last visit was a horrible experience and the girl did not even give me any form of BJ.

I've seen it, it's actually a great documentary and advise everyone to see it. Although I did not care much for the mexican part. But you are right, the girls at Nataree are much prettier.

I think you can still download it at the piratebay.[/QUOTE]Also available on Netflix Streaming. The Mexican part was awful though. That weird kid talking about how he loved to go down on grandma's. Had to go back and watch the Thailand part to wash the thoughts out of my head.

[QUOTE=AirlineCrew;1641992]
I think you can still download it at the piratebay.[/QUOTE]Yep, lots of torrentz still up.

Go also to IMDB to see other related documentaries, one of them talks about 'life after porn', interviews with former stars who now live a regular life.