Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Nino Bravo;1345752]Forget Depeache Mode. If you REALLY want a Colombian woman to melt into pussy juice, learn the lyrics to Spanish songs, especially the old "baladas" or vallenato songs, or "salsa romantica", and if you can sing these lyrics a bit, even better. But this takes great spanish skills and a genuine love for the music.[/QUOTE]I agree.

This will sound corny, but I learned the words and sing the song by the Backstreet Boys, Nunca te hare Llorar. (I'll never make you cry)

I know, I know, the Backstreet Boys really?

But damn if it doesn't melt even the hardest muchacha, and it's fun.

[QUOTE=Nino Bravo;1345752]Forget Depeache Mode. If you REALLY want a Colombian woman to melt into pussy juice, learn the lyrics to Spanish songs, especially the old "baladas" or vallenato songs, or "salsa romantica", and if you can sing these lyrics a bit, even better. But this takes great spanish skills and a genuine love for the music.[/QUOTE]Well I can't sing and if I did the room would clear. I think you're missing my point. It's not what you say it's how you say it!

[QUOTE=Senor G;1345105]What kind of drugs are you hallucinating on? Are you sure you were in Cartagena? The beaches are not even close to being nice, and the water is a sewage pit, and that is no exaggeration.[/QUOTE]The beaches of Bocagrande and El Laguito aren't like those you would find in Hawaii, Florida, Cayman Island, Thailand, but they aren't that bad. The water isn't crystal clear, but I wouldn't call it a sewage pit. I spent 3-4 hours a day swimming in the ocean for 5 days without any ill-effect and I didn't seen any evidence of sewage or trash that would make it a "sewage pit." The ocean currents help flush things out. I've been told that if it hasn't rained in awhile, the water can get somewhat "iffy," but that's a similar problem that I found in other areas like Phuket, Thailand. At some of the more popular beaches of Bocagrande, they rake the beach sand which kills that sand insect which is a nuisance.

Now the beaches around the old city of Cartagena, I'd avoid those.

[QUOTE=Slamcity7777;1345997]Well I can't sing and if I did the room would clear. I think you're missing my point. It's not what you say it's how you say it![/QUOTE]Didn't miss your point, not at all. Just sayin' that the vast majority of Colombian women will be more impressed with lyrics from old baladas, vallenato and salsa romantica than lyrics from Depeche Mode. But, if Depeche Mode works for you, more power to ya'.

[QUOTE=Slamcity7777; 1345555]Hahaha. Yes! We both forgot Spanish language skills!

Spanish skills are a must and most girls speak 1% or less English.

This one time in a club I quoted Depeache Mode's "Enjoy the Silence"! I told her in spanish "You're all I ever needed, All I ever wanted, here in my arms!" she melted into a puddle of hot pussy juice and we couldn't wait to get back to my place. SERIOUS making out in the Taxi!

[url]http://youtu.be/Qf6l2xBnE1Y[/url]

*FOR THE NEWBS. This is not the DR or Asia! There is no novelty for dating a gringo in Colombia any more. So if you don't speak Spanish and you want to date a "regular" girl than you'd better be tall, rich, and handsome like Tom Brady! Or pay the $50 and get a Rosetastone program![/QUOTE]Where the hell do you get Rosetta stone for $50? Last time I checked, thay wanted 5, or 6 hundred. I found it for $15, in the DR, but figured it was a demo, when it stopped working after 2 weeks.

[QUOTE=Mongerman69;1346305]Where the hell do you get Rosetta stone for $50? Last time I checked, thay wanted 5, or 6 hundred. I found it for $15, in the DR, but figured it was a demo, when it stopped working after 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]Why do I bother posting here? Why do members focus on little details instead of the larger message or content? Are you guys that clueless to life and women?

$50 was a typo. $500 what was meant. That is on me and I'll stand up for it. Bud did you not read the part about finding a torrent client and getting the program for free? Hello McFly! FREE! I even told you to NOT share after you got the file to avoid any possible legal ramifications! Dude seriously! Step into the future! Use the "Interweb" for actual things other than free porn and how to find hookers (foreign and or domestic!)!

So recap, You can spend $500 (Five Hundred, no typo LOL) on Rosetta Sonte or spend 15 min finding a Torrent client (for you old guys there is a wikipiedia page so you don't have to be afraid of new things!) and then another 15 min finding a healthy and active torrent. Spend $500 or 30 min. Up to you; I can do no more.

[QUOTE=Nino Bravo;1346130]Didn't miss your point, not at all. Just sayin' that the vast majority of Colombian women will be more impressed with lyrics from old baladas, vallenato and salsa romantica than lyrics from Depeche Mode. But, if Depeche Mode works for you, more power to ya'.[/QUOTE]Sir, with all due respect yes YOU DID miss my point. I was just trying to share a cool and fun story with the board and once again ya'll get bogged down in some other bullshit. Let me explain; It's funny that I used old song lyrics to romance a PYT in Colombia: why funny? Because she had no idea they were song lyrics and that it worked! I told her in the NATURAL flow of our romantic evening that "She was all I ever wanted, All I ever need, Here in my arms" and she melted! I could have used any old romantic song but I happened to use those!

Now you "just saying" that you will be able to incorporate old ballads, vallenato, ect song lyrics into your conversation and this will some how make you more fuckable to her? How? In what way is this organic and or in the natural flow of a conversation? Now if you're dancing with the girl and you know the lyrics and can sing along that is clutch and would work. But to say they'd be "impressed" that you know some old song is just not realistic. Would it work in America? You know the lyrics to "The Electric Slide" and some white girl is going to suck your dick? NO!

Say that out loud: "I am going to use old.corney song lyrics that she KNOWS and has heard 1000 times to "impress" her and then she'll want to sleep with me?

You kidding me? No Fucking way! What you going to wait and PRAY to God that they happen to play a song you have memorized at the club? PLUS you happen to be dancing with a girl when the song comes on? Can you not see the difference between the two examples? Natural flow of conversation vs forced and contrived. It's like coming up with a joke that is appropriate and off the top of your head that is delivered with impeccable timing vs a joke you have prepared and is forced into a conversation (Square Peg x Round Hole). The first is funny and wins the day and makes friends, the second is a momentum stopper and makes shit awkward.

Try this; look at the girls perspective.

ME: "Ay dios mio! This gringo just told me that he needs me, and has always wanted a girl like me, and he's holding me in his arms right here and right now"

You: "Ay que feo, this guy can't sing OR dance and he's screaming this old ass song that my parents like in my ear. I might have fucked him but he's blow it!"

Now if you can sing the old songs (or sing in general) that is impressive: AS LONG as it does not feel forced or contrived!

Hey guys.

I heard from a buddy in Medellin last night that the police have recently been closing down the bar scene, as well as the street scene, at the Mayo, right at midnight.

Not the usual, shut the bars down and continue with the street party and fun, but booting everyone off the strip closed down.

Anyone have recent intel on that? Within the last week or so.

[QUOTE=Ricker; 1346534]Not the usual, shut the bars down and continue with the street party and fun, but booting everyone off the strip closed down.

Anyone have recent intel on that? Within the last week or so.[/QUOTE]Here was the scene on the Mayo strip. The bars were banned to have tables and chairs on the Mayo sidewalk, with the exception for the restaurants at the other end. Bars Monterey and Los Cristales have expanded the interior to accommodate as a consequence. All (bars and restaurants) opened until 2am on Friday night, until 1am on Saturday, and until midnight for the rest. Street party was like before, unaffected. Police presence was unnoticeable. Bar Veruzka played x-rated movies on two TVs, one in front and the other on the dance floor in the back. It'd be too bad if they shut it down completely because I liked to hang around and enjoyed the street scene after hours sometimes until sunrise. Nonetheless,

Cheers to all.

[QUOTE=Slamcity7777; 1346361]Why do I bother posting here? Why do members focus on little details instead of the larger message or content? Are you guys that clueless to life and women?

$50 was a typo. $500 what was meant. That is on me and I'll stand up for it. Bud did you not read the part about finding a torrent client and getting the program for free? Hello McFly! FREE! I even told you to NOT share after you got the file to avoid any possible legal ramifications! Dude seriously! Step into the future! Use the "Interweb" for actual things other than free porn and how to find hookers (foreign and or domestic!)!

So recap, You can spend $500 (Five Hundred, no typo LOL) on Rosetta Sonte or spend 15 min finding a Torrent client (for you old guys there is a wikipiedia page so you don't have to be afraid of new things!) and then another 15 min finding a healthy and active torrent. Spend $500 or 30 min. Up to you; I can do no more.

Sir, with all due respect yes YOU DID miss my point. I was just trying to share a cool and fun story with the board and once again ya'll get bogged down in some other bullshit. Let me explain; It's funny that I used old song lyrics to romance a PYT in Colombia: why funny? Because she had no idea they were song lyrics and that it worked! I told her in the NATURAL flow of our romantic evening that "She was all I ever wanted, All I ever need, Here in my arms" and she melted! I could have used any old romantic song but I happened to use those!

Now you "just saying" that you will be able to incorporate old ballads, vallenato, ect song lyrics into your conversation and this will some how make you more fuckable to her? How? In what way is this organic and or in the natural flow of a conversation? Now if you're dancing with the girl and you know the lyrics and can sing along that is clutch and would work. But to say they'd be "impressed" that you know some old song is just not realistic. Would it work in America? You know the lyrics to "The Electric Slide" and some white girl is going to suck your dick? NO!

Say that out loud: "I am going to use old. Corney song lyrics that she KNOWS and has heard 1000 times to "impress" her and then she'll want to sleep with me?

You kidding me? No Fucking way! What you going to wait and PRAY to God that they happen to play a song you have memorized at the club? PLUS you happen to be dancing with a girl when the song comes on? Can you not see the difference between the two examples? Natural flow of conversation vs forced and contrived. It's like coming up with a joke that is appropriate and off the top of your head that is delivered with impeccable timing vs a joke you have prepared and is forced into a conversation (Square Peg x Round Hole). The first is funny and wins the day and makes friends, the second is a momentum stopper and makes shit awkward.

Try this; look at the girls perspective.

ME: "Ay dios mio! This gringo just told me that he needs me, and has always wanted a girl like me, and he's holding me in his arms right here and right now"

You: "Ay que feo, this guy can't sing OR dance and he's screaming this old ass song that my parents like in my ear. I might have fucked him but he's blow it!"

Now if you can sing the old songs (or sing in general) that is impressive: AS LONG as it does not feel forced or contrived![/QUOTE]Funny shit, the famous MDE board burnout. Now you understand why guys stop posting and just lurk (like me). We often ask ourself "why bother?". You can educate these guys all day to learn the language and culture, don't dress like a gringo and branch out, only to find out they only leave the mansion to go to Parque Illeras and back to the mansion. Where is MHL, Cubannut, Mr Gogo etc? Probably in Colombia having a ball, quiet as kept.

[QUOTE=Ezyngo; 1347021]Here was the scene on the Mayo strip. The bars were banned to have tables and chairs on the Mayo sidewalk, with the exception for the restaurants at the other end. Bars Monterey and Los Cristales have expanded the interior to accommodate as a consequence. All (bars and restaurants) opened until 2am on Friday night, until 1am on Saturday, and until midnight for the rest. Street party was like before, unaffected. Police presence was unnoticeable. Bar Veruzka played x-rated movies on two TVs, one in front and the other on the dance floor in the back. It'd be too bad if they shut it down completely because I liked to hang around and enjoyed the street scene after hours sometimes until sunrise. Nonetheless,

Cheers to all.[/QUOTE]Thanks amigo!

Appreciate the update.

[QUOTE=Mongerman69;1346305]Where the hell do you get Rosetta stone for $50? Last time I checked, thay wanted 5, or 6 hundred. I found it for $15, in the DR, but figured it was a demo, when it stopped working after 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]Actually, you can get it for free if you have the know-how (cough).

Thanks for the report!

[QUOTE=Ezyngo; 1347021]Here was the scene on the Mayo strip. The bars were banned to have tables and chairs on the Mayo sidewalk, with the exception for the restaurants at the other end. Bars Monterey and Los Cristales have expanded the interior to accommodate as a consequence. All (bars and restaurants) opened until 2am on Friday night, until 1am on Saturday, and until midnight for the rest. Street party was like before, unaffected. Police presence was unnoticeable. Bar Veruzka played x-rated movies on two TVs, one in front and the other on the dance floor in the back. It'd be too bad if they shut it down completely because I liked to hang around and enjoyed the street scene after hours sometimes until sunrise. Nonetheless,

Cheers to all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Slamcity7777; 1346361]Why do I bother posting here? Why do members focus on little details instead of the larger message or content? Are you guys that clueless to life and women?

$50 was a typo. $500 what was meant. That is on me and I'll stand up for it. Bud did you not read the part about finding a torrent client and getting the program for free? Hello McFly! FREE! I even told you to NOT share after you got the file to avoid any possible legal ramifications! Dude seriously! Step into the future! Use the "Interweb" for actual things other than free porn and how to find hookers (foreign and or domestic!)!

So recap, You can spend $500 (Five Hundred, no typo LOL) on Rosetta Sonte or spend 15 min finding a Torrent client (for you old guys there is a wikipiedia page so you don't have to be afraid of new things!) and then another 15 min finding a healthy and active torrent. Spend $500 or 30 min. Up to you; I can do no more.

Sir, with all due respect yes YOU DID miss my point. I was just trying to share a cool and fun story with the board and once again ya'll get bogged down in some other bullshit. Let me explain; It's funny that I used old song lyrics to romance a PYT in Colombia: why funny? Because she had no idea they were song lyrics and that it worked! I told her in the NATURAL flow of our romantic evening that "She was all I ever wanted, All I ever need, Here in my arms" and she melted! I could have used any old romantic song but I happened to use those!

Now you "just saying" that you will be able to incorporate old ballads, vallenato, ect song lyrics into your conversation and this will some how make you more fuckable to her? How? In what way is this organic and or in the natural flow of a conversation? Now if you're dancing with the girl and you know the lyrics and can sing along that is clutch and would work. But to say they'd be "impressed" that you know some old song is just not realistic. Would it work in America? You know the lyrics to "The Electric Slide" and some white girl is going to suck your dick? NO!

Say that out loud: "I am going to use old. Corney song lyrics that she KNOWS and has heard 1000 times to "impress" her and then she'll want to sleep with me?

You kidding me? No Fucking way! What you going to wait and PRAY to God that they happen to play a song you have memorized at the club? PLUS you happen to be dancing with a girl when the song comes on? Can you not see the difference between the two examples? Natural flow of conversation vs forced and contrived. It's like coming up with a joke that is appropriate and off the top of your head that is delivered with impeccable timing vs a joke you have prepared and is forced into a conversation (Square Peg x Round Hole). The first is funny and wins the day and makes friends, the second is a momentum stopper and makes shit awkward.

Try this; look at the girls perspective.

ME: "Ay dios mio! This gringo just told me that he needs me, and has always wanted a girl like me, and he's holding me in his arms right here and right now"

You: "Ay que feo, this guy can't sing OR dance and he's screaming this old ass song that my parents like in my ear. I might have fucked him but he's blow it!"

Now if you can sing the old songs (or sing in general) that is impressive: AS LONG as it does not feel forced or contrived![/QUOTE]Slamcity777.

Thank you. Never thought about grabbing it this way. Downloading 1, 2 & 3 as I am typing this message. I thank you very much. By the time I click upload, I should have the software.

RR

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1347028]Funny shit, the famous MDE board burnout. Now you understand why guys stop posting and just lurk (like me). We often ask ourself "why bother?". You can educate these guys all day to learn the language and culture, don't dress like a gringo and branch out, only to find out they only leave the mansion to go to Parque Illeras and back to the mansion. Where is MHL, Cubannut, Mr Gogo etc? Probably in Colombia having a ball, quiet as kept.[/QUOTE]Thank you Goo! There should be a pop up when you click on the Colombia page: With basic info, No Spanish=No regular, You can get money out of the ATM for the best rates (depending if you bank has back end fees) , Stay at the Masion if it's your first time in Town, they'll smooth your transition. Ect, ect, ect. I"m sure I'm forgetting more of the cliches that plague the Colombia boards.

I hope it's OK that I PM you about the DR? I plan on going. And soon!

[QUOTE=RonnyRon; 1347516]Slamcity777.

Thank you. Never thought about grabbing it this way. Downloading 1, 2 & 3 as I am typing this message. I thank you very much. By the time I click upload, I should have the software.

RR[/QUOTE]Dude get the name right! It's Slamcity7777! Just kidding! You are very welcome and I am glad somebody actually reads my posts instead of skimming thro them looking for tiny details to focus in on and then later ***** about something unimportant. Remember it is when you "share" the file is when the PIGS send their lawyers out. If you read all the blogs and news blurbs about people getting sued for P2P and fined big numbers it's when they "seed" or share a large number of files for long periods of time. You have been warned!

If you are a member of a torrent community only seed till you have shared the exact amount of data you down loaded so you keep a decent ratio. Chances are slim but hey. Why take the chance?

RonnyRon please post back if everything works out for you. I'm sure some of the other guys would like to know what up too.

There have been debates about Global Economy and Rosetta Stone. I miss those good reports about Medellin and it's very hot females. I have already Rosetta Stone and I have wasted years on Economic Theory, before starting to travel regulary to Latinamerica.

Mja, I use Romancelatina and Cupid sites before arriving. I think those babes that are offering their services are very hot.

Well, I need, and many with me, that somebody of you, present in Medellin Paradise Now, to right some reports. How has things evolved lately on the sex-front?