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[QUOTE=McAdonis;2016992]Isn't the second sales pitch just an extended version of the first?

Me: "Maybe later".

WG: "No now, why later? Later I go home!

Me: "I am tired now".

WG: "I don't believe you".

Me: (shrug my shoulders and look away).

WG: "Why you always come here if you have no money?

Only the less classy WGs will throw out that last reply. Occasionally, the last reply might be accusing you of being impotent. That final insult is a self-defense mechanism since you turned her down. I guess, in rare instances, there are customers who change their mind and take the WG to the room just to prove the WG's statements to be incorrect.[/QUOTE]Last summer I tried this one;

Me: Sorry I ain't got no money I'm not trying to be funny but I left it all at home today. You can call me what you wanna I ain't giving you a dollar this time I ain't going to run away. You might knock me down, you might knock me down, but I'll get back up again. You can call it how you wanna I ain't giving you a dollar this time I ain't gonna run away.

WG: What?

Me: Ich mache Pause.

[QUOTE=CitizenKane;2017073]
Sorry I ain't got no money I'm not trying to be funny but I left it all at home today. You can call me what you wanna I ain't giving you a dollar this time I ain't going to run away. You might knock me down, you might knock me down, but I'll get back up again. You can call it how you wanna I ain't giving you a dollar this time I ain't gonna run away.

[/QUOTE]Ugh, I heard this too many times!

Never been to an FKK, going soon, so just a few curiosities to get out of the way.

So, if I'm separated from all of my worldly possessions, wearing only a robe and / or a towel:

If I don't wear a watch, is there any way to keep them honest about the time? The rooms don't have clocks, do they? Do the girls bring heir phones into the rooms sometimes?

Is all swimming in the pools / soaking in the hot tubs skinny dipping? Even on dessous day? Do he girls even take the time out to swim in the pools, or since they're there to work, they won't take the time for such recreation?

I understand at the bigger clubs you get a wristband to track your expenditures at the bar, and you settle out at the end of the night. Does that include wellness massages as well? So the only reason to go to the money lockers would be to pay the WGs?

Majority of the clubs, you have the option of Robe, you can keep what you can fit into the pocket (like a phone). You should keep tracking of time yourself, don't rely on the girl. Wrist watch is the best way to keep track of time. Some girls maybe up to getting into the water, you should discuss this with the girl. For the most part, they got their make-up and all that, and make-up getting ruined is one issue with getting in the water.

You pay the masseuse directly in cash.

[QUOTE=MrCrankyPants;2017141]Never been to an FKK, going soon, so just a few curiosities to get out of the way.

So, if I'm separated from all of my worldly possessions, wearing only a robe and / or a towel:

If I don't wear a watch, is there any way to keep them honest about the time? The rooms don't have clocks, do they? Do the girls bring heir phones into the rooms sometimes?

Is all swimming in the pools / soaking in the hot tubs skinny dipping? Even on dessous day? Do he girls even take the time out to swim in the pools, or since they're there to work, they won't take the time for such recreation?[/QUOTE]I strongly advise you to wear a watch and be very cautious about the time, or ask the girl to tell you when the half hour is nearly over (and check if she's not lying).

For the swimming pool last summer there were some girls in the Sharks pool playing ball.

[QUOTE=MrCrankyPants;2017141]
If I don't wear a watch, is there any way to keep them honest about the time? The rooms don't have clocks, do they? Do the girls bring heir phones into the rooms sometimes?

Is all swimming in the pools / soaking in the hot tubs skinny dipping? Even on dessous day? Do he girls even take the time out to swim in the pools, or since they're there to work, they won't take the time for such recreation?

I understand at the bigger clubs you get a wristband to track your expenditures at the bar, and you settle out at the end of the night. Does that include wellness massages as well? So the only reason to go to the money lockers would be to pay the WGs?[/QUOTE]I always wear a cheap divers watch with a rotating bezel; upon entering the room I turn it so I know when 30 min is approaching. Analog works better here than digital as you can tell with a glance how much more time you have. Casio makes good cheap ones for 20 bucks or so that hold up well in FKK showers and the like.

Girls always seem to have their phones in the room with them. Sometimes girls have a favorite playlist to fuck by. Other times we get onto Facebook in post-coital bliss and catch up on travels and the like. Years ago Maria at Oase would take calls on her iPhone 1st gen while I was doing her and I would fuck her harder so her breathing would be obvious to her caller. Heh.

Swimming and jacuzzi are skinny dipping for everyone; I haven't been during the summer in years but in times past you'd see girls playing in the pool at Oase and World.

At some clubs like Bernds you pay upon departing.

[QUOTE=MrCrankyPants;2017141]If I don't wear a watch, is there any way to keep them honest about the time? [/QUOTE]Wear a watch, bonus points for checking it during a session without the girl noticing, be aware of any mirrors in the room.

Don't ask her how long you've been since you know already as you're wearing a watch; just pay the correct amount and if she tries it on, confidently front it out.

I have found most girls honest and fair about the time so don't worry too much about it.

[QUOTE=McAdonis;2016992]Isn't the second sales pitch just an extended version of the first?

Only the less classy WGs will throw out that last reply. Occasionally, the last reply might be accusing you of being impotent. That final insult is a self-defense mechanism since you turned her down. I guess, in rare instances, there are customers who change their mind and take the WG to the room just to prove the WG's statements to be incorrect.[/QUOTE]Yes, it's strange isn't it?! They seem to think insulting you as either impotent or broke will somehow compel you to session with them by changing your mind. There must be some poor masochistic souls out there. Will it work the other way around as well? I call a girl a fat ugly scamming pig and she will give me a fantastic GFE session for free? LOL.

[QUOTE=Jnpr30;2016644]I rented a car and it didn't have Friedrichsdorf in the list of towns. Nothing nada. Tried putting Bad Homburg in its GPS (was trying to go to some lunch place first and then Oase) and it took to me to the middle of some field.

I tried four systems (car GPS, my own garmin, my smartphone's safari maps, and then finally google maps on my phone) before I got properly get to Oase.

Friedrichsdorf seems to be a well hidden town from GPS, if it is indeed a full town and not a part of Bad homburg.[/QUOTE]I suggest always using postal code. Don't even bother with typing the name of the town.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2016999]Exactly. I had a tute call me a "queer" because I turned her down. That's some great salesmanship there. Sure, maybe later. I'm bound to change my mind after that LOL! I had another one tell me my watch was fake after I told her "no thanks". Little minds with short-term thinking only.[/QUOTE]Somehow, I can't help laughing imagine the girl got upset and yelled at the guest "Your watch is fake! Queer!

LOL.

I thought we're in a club, not a kindergarten, right? Why are the girls so immature like kindergarten kids?

Girl:"Have sex with me!

Guest:"No, maybe latter, thanks. ".

Girl:"No, you come with me now! Let's have sex!

Guest:"No, I don't want to. Leave me alone. ".

Girl got upset:"You're so fat and poor that you don't deserve my golden pussy!

LOL!

Or, maybe we should all act like one big guest in Sharks.

Girl:"Hello".

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"No what? I say Hello.

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"Why you keep saying No, I just said Hello, to you".

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"Relax. I was just trying to be nice".

Big guest:"No".

Girl left completely silently. LOL.

[QUOTE=SoloTraveler;2017300]Somehow, I can't help laughing imagine the girl got upset and yelled at the guest "Your watch is fake! Queer!

LOL.

I thought we're in a club, not a kindergarten, right? Why are the girls so immature like kindergarten kids?

Girl:"Have sex with me!

Guest:"No, maybe latter, thanks. ".

Girl:"No, you come with me now! Let's have sex!

Guest:"No, I don't want to. Leave me alone. ".

Girl got upset:"You're so fat and poor that you don't deserve my golden pussy!

LOL!

Or, maybe we should all act like one big guest in Sharks.

Girl:"Hello".

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"No what? I say Hello.

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"Why you keep saying No, I just said Hello, to you".

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"Relax. I was just trying to be nice".

Big guest:"No".

Girl left completely silently. LOL.[/QUOTE]This is money. 😂. Hilarious.

[QUOTE=SoloTraveler;2017300]

Or, maybe we should all act like one big guest in Sharks.

Girl:"Hello".

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"No what? I say Hello.

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"Why you keep saying No, I just said Hello, to you".

Big guest:"No".

Girl:"Relax. I was just trying to be nice".

Big guest:"No".

Girl left completely silently. LOL.[/QUOTE]I've used this one too with Spanish-speaking girls who I just want to go away (entire conversation in Spanish):

Girl: What is your name?

Me: I don't know.

Girl: What is your name?

Me: I don't know.

Girl: You don't know your name?

Me: No.

Girl: Complete silence.

LOLOLOL!

[QUOTE=TheCane;2016999]Exactly. I had a tute call me a "queer" because I turned her down. That's some great salesmanship there. Sure, maybe later. I'm bound to change my mind after that LOL! I had another one tell me my watch was fake after I told her "no thanks". Little minds with short-term thinking only.[/QUOTE]I had a girl ask if I was gay once. I said, "I wish. It would be a damn sight cheaper than coming here!"

[QUOTE=TheCane;2016999]Exactly. I had a tute call me a "queer" because I turned her down. That's some great salesmanship there. Sure, maybe later. I'm bound to change my mind after that LOL! I had another one tell me my watch was fake after I told her "no thanks". Little minds with short-term thinking only.
[/QUOTE]Such self-defeating behavior is hard to explain. I surmise that unlike men, women have psychologically been ill-equipped by natural selection to deal with sexual rejection.

On the other hand, women can get away with anything in today's Society so they are not trained in self-restraint. Try calling a woman in the street names because she sent you packing and you land in jail.

I've often noticed girls stopped being rude to me once they'd seen me sessioning other girls. It must be the female-female pecking order kicking in. Once you have been kind to other girls, no girl dares being unkind to you any more. You've ceased to be a (useless) man, you have become another girl's livelihood and that gives you protection.

[QUOTE=EastGoing;2016109]A couple of years ago I got fined 40 for allegedly not having correct ticket. I found out that on second or maybe third fine you end up in front of a judge, because in Germany it is a criminal offense not to pay a ticket. I eventually won my case and got the money back but I don't know if my criminal record has been erased.[/QUOTE]Germany has an arrangement with other European countries to share records on individuals who have criminal convictions as well as those who have been charged with a criminal offence, even if they do not end up being convicted. A large proportion of potential employers will check the criminal databases before offering anyone a job.