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[QUOTE=PedroMorales;2391129]I was just going through my old contacts. It is amazing the amount of them need money for all kinds of things. Could this work in reverse if I started asking them to send me money for hookers and to toast their health and those of our fallen comrades on this fateful day with Champagne Pol Roger 2008 Cuvée Sir Winston Churchill, which I can get at $249 a bottle?

Has anybody here ever gotten anything material besides a dose from the hookers? I got a box of chocolates from an American trolly dolly who doubles as a bonk machine.[/QUOTE]I've got buy one get one free a few times.

Does that count? G.

[QUOTE=Jooml2;2390937]
I'm sure in time I'll know how to read the signs who is available for a few hours of fun for a handful of pesos and who is looking 4 the full package, but some advise how to play the online game here would sure bring me up to speed quicker.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Keep in mind that I'm as dumb as dogshit so I like to keep things very simple. If I say that its nice that she is looking for Mr Right but would she like to stay the night in my hotel room and she says anything in reply, then even I can tell it's a positive sign.

Of course, you can save time by asking if she's ok with 3 k for bareback anal. Silence means she wasn't what you were looking for anyway. Again, any reply means pretend I'm a good girl and I'll do anything.

Enjoy. G.

[QUOTE=DCups;2391009]My sentiments exactly. DG, G Man, KG, BD et al you have to remember that ED is a disciple of the late great Choca Monger. The kool aid has taken effect in him.[/QUOTE]Preamble.

Engine drivers are generally very passive people. They focus on their job making sure the locomotive runs to schedule, the fireman shovels coal at the right rate, the fire is at the correct temperature and the boilers have sufficient water to produce superheated steam. Sometimes they encounter difficult platform guards at various stations who cause problems for the smooth running of the train. It might be because these guards are functionality illiterate fat fucks (FIFF) and just can't read instructions and timetables.

Story.

There are some mongers on this board that have somehow acquired Chateau Lafite Rothschild tastes, but unfortunately, their measly salaries only allow for Red Horse Lager. What to do? To counter this social disadvantage, their usual MO appears to be obtaining contacts for top shelf hookers, banging them, and then shorting them on the fuck fee. Hahaha. Rather a sneaky little trick don't you think? Hahahaha.

If a monger was to try this trick, say in Dumaguete, the Ilonggo pimps would be very irate. I mean, in a country where machismo and chivalry are so highly valued, what sort of pimp would not protect the honour of his hookers? They would slice off the monger's prick and feed it to their pet dogs. Thus the monger's retirement days in Pussy Heaven would be cut rather short, wouldn't you say?

On the other hand, if the monger was to try this extremely dangerous tactic in Medellin, the fiery, hot blooded Colombian pimps would not be as kind as their Pinoy counterparts. Hahahaha. They would not hesitate to slit the poor gringo's throat and then throw the fat, limp body into the piranha infested rivers as a lesson to other mongers. Many a silly, fat, banjo playing American fool has simply disappeared without trace in those parts for trying such a trick. Hahaha.

In the interests of safety, my recommendation would be for those with limited means to focus on the 200-peso street meat. One can easily access from this form of refreshment from the slums around Tondo.

Fucking above one's station, especially in shit hole countries, never ends well.

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If a monger was to try this trick, say in Dumaguete, the Ilonggo pimps would be very irate. I mean, in a country where machismo and chivalry are so highly valued, what sort of pimp would not protect the honour of his hookers? They would slice off the monger's prick and feed it to their pet dogs. Thus the monger's retirement days in Pussy Heaven would be cut rather short, wouldn't you say?
[/QUOTE]Or, guy roots girl. Guys doesn't pay girl but kicks her out.

Guy thinks he's king shit so tells everyone that listens and has a great joke. Word gets around town and girl is deeply embarrassed.

Guy forgets that the girl's school friend is cleaning his room and her neighbor has an uncle is a cop.

Guy mysteriously gets busted with drugs in his room and is sentenced to a few years of not so luxurious detention. Now who is laughing??

It's not a coincidence that lots if burnt out expats get busted with 0. 000001 g of blow in their room days after an altercation in Cebu, Phuket or Bali.

Enjoy. G.

I just got back to DIA.

It is definitive better than PL.

I had to close my browser, I was getting lots of likes and msg.

LOL,

Wow, just wow.

[QUOTE=PedroMorales;2386085]There have been cases of young guys committing suicide over this. That said, the amount of guys who send dick pics seems to be very high. Anyone asks me for stuff like that, I run. Still, Hicksville, where even the sheep are ugly, must be full of guys with wads to waste.[/QUOTE]If anyone ever asks me for a "dick pic," I just send them a picture of Richard Nixon. LOL.

A month ago before arriving in Angeles 2 different non bar girls started to FB messenger me. I saw both of them separately of course. One was 19 yo with a willingness to learn and to please! The other one was 28 yo hard body who loved to multi O.

Upon reviewing their FB pages I realized both had sisters that worked in the bars and I had barfined previously! Both confirmed this with me individually and make me swear to keep this a secret from sis.

Now I add these 2 to an extensive list of sisters and cousins that I have had.

[QUOTE=RadicalGuy;2391945]If anyone ever asks me for a "dick pic," I just send them a picture of Richard Nixon. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yes, those intellectual giants on PL would really know who he was. Hahaha. They would think he was a handsome man and rather a youthful looking monger. Well certainly compared to the geriatric great granddads on this forum. Hahahaha.

[QUOTE=Member#1088;2391550]I just got back to DIA.

I had to close my browser, I was getting lots of likes and msg.

LOL,

Wow, just wow.[/QUOTE]Relax, that's normal. Fresh meat always gets a lot of hits in the first few days. It doesn't mean those hookers like you, it just means they want your money now. Hahaha.

What do you guys think? Does your nationality really matter in getting the ladies? I am not talking about the point and shoot bar girls, all that matters is now many pesos. I am talking about the non-pro's either looking for a good time, a little help on the rent this week or something longer term.

I know that ethnicity can be a huge deal for some of the ladies here. I know a Vietnamese American guy, early 50's, who left Viet Nam as a boat people when he was about 10 years old. The ladies would not believe that he was American many refused to see him and almost no one believed that he was American until he showed hos passport or a US ID card.

Does your nationality matter that much to them? I am assuming that the vast majority of us here are from a western developed country, Canada, USA, Europe, Australia an New Zealand for the most part.

From my discussions with the ladies, I think that being Aussie or American can be a bit of a negative. Simply because these appear to be the majority of the mongers and all girls have had or at least know of someone who had a bad experience with someone from there. Canucks, Kiwi and European are fewer and many girls have no first or close second hand experience with these nationalities.

The ladies tell me that being Canadian is interesting, and therefore a positive, but here you never know, are they being truthful or telling you what they think you want to hear? I know we generally have a good reputation and there are not that many of us here so it could be that simple. (Lots of Filipino's in Canada, in my home city the most common language after English is believe it or not Tagalog.).

What has been your experiences in this?

[QUOTE=KabulGuy;2394396]
What has been your experiences in this?[/QUOTE]Remove the negative bias for Indians, Arabs and EurAsians and the holy grail of the opportunity for US Resident Visa and we are told what we want to hear. Even Indians and Arabs have no issues if they know where to hunt.

I too have seen Asian American / Australian / Canadians unable to get laid with a fist of fifties. Girls just don't believe any of their pleading about their nationality.

Remember that we all take second place to wealthy Pinoys but they generally wouldn't touch any of the girls Western mongers brag about.

Enjoy. G.

[QUOTE=KabulGuy;2394396]Does your nationality really matter in getting the ladies? [/QUOTE]No. Because I tell chicks I am from all over the place (USA, Brazil, South Africa, India, UAE, Thailand, Egypt - when in fact I am just a Black dude from the ghetto) and it has not made a difference yet. One thing you seem to be forgetting is that a foreigner is a foreigner to them. These hoes don't know Cameroon from Canada.

Even here in the USA, to the average American you are either White, Black, Chinese, or Mexican. All that other shit nobody has a clue about.

Believing it made a difference would just be your own ethnocentrism along with some lies those hoes told you. Just tell them you are from somewhere else and report back with the difference you experience.

[QUOTE=KabulGuy;2394396]What has been your experiences in this?[/QUOTE]Money is money and everyone pays in peso anyway but.

One difference can be found if the filipina has previously had an extremely good or extremely bad relationship with one of your fellow compatriots.

Had one girl in AC that stayed with me for a few days. Her Aussie ex-BF was from Cairns. She seemed to genuinely care for him. She looked after me very well also. Last I heard she had gotten back with him.

My ex-GF of a year has a new non-Aussie BF. She swears she will not ever touch another aussie sausage. Guess she wasn't happy with me.

As a Brainddrain update I haven't spent much time on the forum this year. Been busy retraining my work skills.

Cheers.

I've been chatting with a very pretty 28-year old girl from Rizal (just outside Manila), for the past month. So we agreed to meet at my hotel in Makati next week and she had planned a full day of activities for us. Seafood lunch, couples spa session and then a romance movie. I have no problem with any of that freeloading on my account because that's the stuff I like to do with pretty girls anyway. Hahaha. She also asked for some cosmetics from my country. Certainly, happy to oblige. Anything for a pretty girl.

So come crunch time, I approached the most important subject. Here's how she reprimanded me (below). Hahahaha. I did not expect her to be so conservative and devout. If I'm going to drop serious coin on seafood, Hi so hotel massages and movie tickets, then I expect to fuck. Please tell me if this is an unreasonable expectation in the Philippines hahaha. Too bad there's only another 20 chicks to take her place. Bye bye Miss Rizal.

The best advice on this thread is from G-man. He advocates that mongers only turn on their dating apps when they arrive at NAIA and then send them photos of the hotel room, door number and keys. The conversion rate is just too low if you line up girls beforehand. Here's what go can and will go wrong if you plan too far ahead:

1. Oh I forgot. I thought it was next week. (Hookers don't have secretaries to manage their diaries like all you fat, rich, executive mongers).

2. Menstruation duty. Might be true, but might also be a made up excuse to cover a number of things.

3. Better offer from another monger. This is very, very common. One chick I was going to meet is jetting off to BKK (she sent me a copy of ther ticket) to fuck another monger (as if there's no hookers in Thailand).

4. Oh, I'm working that day.

5. Can't be bothered getting out of bed. This occurs when she has already seen a couple of mongers that week and doesn't need the money.

6. Hangover from previous night.

7. Sick kids / mom / tita or can't find a baby sitter.

8. Changed phone number. Very common.

9. No load. Very common.

10. Or does turn up, but is three fuckin' hours late.

The girls have no appreciation that we travel a long way to see them. I find that repeat girls have a 100% reliability factor because there's already trust.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2394962]9. No load. Very common.

10. Or does turn up, but is three fuckin' hours late.[/QUOTE]11. Don't forget Low-batt.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2394962]I find that repeat girls have a 100% reliability factor because there's already trust.[/QUOTE]One of the reasons I take fewer and fewer new girls. Its possible for me to spend 3-4 weeks in the city and see one or two regulars. Mine are well-trained into *my* 'foreigner' ways (system), and cater to my needs. The trust is there usually for both sides, so everyone knows the routine before wheels-down. Imagine you arrive in town and lady #1 spends Sunday evening thru Tuesday morning with you. Lady #2 spends Wednesday evening thru Saturday morning with you. Each girl knows of the other. You have Wednesday and Saturday nights to yourself. Your condo is spotless because they clean it that way (read: My Way) daily. Your fav foods and drinks are stocked as you like because she runs off to do your shopping for you. Your laundry is taken care of by the girl. Lady #1 is returning on Sunday late afternoon.

Its not 100% reliable, but its pretty good. I can take fresh meet not only Wednesday and Saturday (the girls know), but I can also tell the girls to see if they can bring a friend / cousin for a 3-some (they do). This is not the 1-week monger schedule of multiple girls daily, but there is something to be said for it.