No sex in the Champagne Room.
[QUOTE=DRick;2754001]
FYI, my reply was tongue-in-cheek.
We had been discussing a few posts ago about the lack of effort on the part of some posters to do their due diligence. All the strip clubs you listed have been mentioned many times in the Prague forum.
But in fairness, I should be more gracious, as you have been. So thank you.[/QUOTE]I had a good chuckle "Dee" Rick! I much preferred your answer than "RTFF". That would have been an appropriate response, but unkind. Just to pile on, I would add that there is no sex in the Champagne Room. (Wink! Wink!
FiddyCent.
Louisa (Asian girl) - scam / bait and switch
Typical bait and switch. A chubby Russian (or Ukrainian) girl showed up. Avoid.
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Barcelona Birmingham Prague Copenhagen and Budapest
Recently I had a business trip around Europe which gave me one or two nights in each city. From Barcelona to Birmingham to Prague to Copenhagen to Budapest.
A bit about me, I am not very rich but I have some money to spend on my hobby. Please read my full reports on each city I get to which I try to dive in and understand how the city works. Read about Rio de Janairo, Berlin, Prague, Kiev, Bogota*and many more cities travelled to. Unfortunately on this trip I had a very short time in each city.
- Read the rest of this report on other threads and read my long reports on cities I have*visited for longer period.
Barcelona: I had one night in Barcelona. The night of Saturday. I speak*Spanish so I was able to communicate quite*well with the ladies, not all of them speak English. Summary: Barcelona is a very touristic*city and therefore the level of high class escort is actually low and does not exist. Most of the places are brothels that have Colombian, Brazilian and some Spanish girls. The ladies work for the brothel and can also do outcalls to your hotel. Most of the girls*are not professional and that has its pros and cons. The pros is that they are very genuine and sometimes shy. The cons is that they have trouble staying longer period, holding a conversation or going for more unique things like BDSM or swingers clubs. Also the prices are quite higher for the service than compared to Berlin for example. Also you need to pay the taxi for the girl which is an extra 40 euro.
I booked from the La Suite Barcelona brothel a Spanish girl for 200 euro for one hour and got an ugly fat short girl. She was symatic but unsexy.
Apricot Escort which is a brothel also but much cheaper. So I booked a girl to my hotel for 120 euro and I got a 19 years old quite good looking Colombian. It was nice but then I thought. This girl or similar I could have her in colombian for 15 euros. But at least*she arrived on time and was quite nice.
Elite Angels escort which is considered a high class escort in Barcelona and does have a few very good looking girls but only a few. Not more than five girls and not all are working or available so you are left with two girls to choose from. I booked a young brunette from Spain. She was smart, witty and quite good looking, although not as good as in her photos. We went to a swingers club together. She tried her best but then again she was not professional*enough.
Uhomo Barcelona Swingers Club. You can not compare it to Berlin clubs at all. It is a regular club and most of the people are wearing street clothes and not lingerie. They have a few rooms for sex which most of the people did not use and basically people were remote and did not came to mingle with others. *.
Barcelona summary: Over-priced Colombian girls Not equipped for longer periods such as all night (not from the girls who are not used to and not from the agencies which do not lower the price per hour for longer booking) Girls look Ok but not thrilling. Many of them were not shaven perfectly and had a few days iching hairy pussy. Very hard to work with independent girls who have attitude It is a fun place for tourists and a quick cheap fuck in a brothel but not more From Barcelona I went to Birmingham.
Birmingham: From Barcelona I went to Birmingham. I guess after Paris the place I hate most is London and the UK. Girls have very bad attitudes. No good escort agencies. They like to work with this ugly website called AdultWork which is shitty and most of the girls I wrote did not answer or answered already after I left Birmingham. The girls look dirty and they ask for advance payment. Nothing good comes from the UK.
From Birmingham I went to Prague.
Prague: From Birmingham I went to Prague.
Prague is one of my most beloved cities and countries. Although the prices went high and now they are like in Germany or even more expensive than Germany I still like this place. There are three agencies I work with in Prague. Absolute Czech. Gentleman-secret-club*and Try-it. They are all very good, very precise, good service, real girls photos (most of the girls work in all the three agencies at the same time). I took girls from Prague all over the world. From Greece to Copenhagen (on this trip. Read about it) to Mallorca. The hotels are cool and it is easy to work with.
At night I booked a lovely lady from Absolute Czech. She was amazing!! 600 euro for two hours but I am talking about a barbie girl, smart, beautiful, nice and eager to please. Although she doesn't do any specials she was a cutie.
The day after in the morning I booked a girl from Try-it. She was good looking but not as the girl from the night before and was quite not bright unfortunately with fake eyebrows and fake lips. Not my type. 350 euros.
From Prague I went to Copenhagen and I booked one of the top girls for two days in Copenhagen from Gentleman-secret-club to come with me to Copenhagen.
Copenhagen: From Prague I went to Copenhagen and I booked one of the top girls for two days in Copenhagen from Gentleman-secret-club to come with me to Copenhagen.
It is my first time in Copenhagen and basically it looks like a nice city. I was having lots and lots of difficulties setting a meeting with an escort in Copenhagen and I would not recommend*it. I could not find any high class agency with real photos and a good attitude. Most of the independent girls are low quality. Colombians, Brazilians, Romanians and although I love those girls, in Copenhagen they had zero reliability. So I decided not to book "local" girls and bring my own. I was in Copenhagen Tuesday and Wednesday and tried swingers club each night. Actually Tuesday was a bit better. City Swingers 1: A few couples (for the middle of the week is good). The Danish people are the most welcoming and helpful people in the world and I just enjoyed every bit of interaction with each one of them. Polite, eager to help, good looking. The girl I took from Prague was amazing: She played with all the men and women she could find. She had a million dollar body and liked anal sex like crazy. But the nights were kind of slow. Next time I will go to Copenhagen in the weekend and bring a girl with me. The swingers clubs are supposed to be quite good in Copenhagen. Please note that Copenhagen is very expensive. No Uber so Taxis and highly priced restaurants.
Copenhagen summary: No good escorts. No good independent ladies. Beautiful nice and humble people. Crazy amazing swingers clubs. Quite expensive. From Copenhagen I went to Budapest.
Budapest: From Copenhagen I went to Budapest.
It was my first time in Budapest and I think this city has a lot to offer and a lot of potential but unfortunately I only had one night. I tried to set up a meeting with Cool Srac from this forum but he was busy shooting a scene and could only attend to me late at night. He called me late at night and wanted to come with the girls directly (price for 600 to 700 euro for two hours each) but I wanted to see photos first. I booked another high class girl from Fetish Escort which is an agency I work with for a long time and one of the girls is located in Budapest. I had an amazing time with a crazy nympho BDSM girl that does everything I want. Paid 1400 euro for 6 hours and enjoyed every minute. I also tried to book a BDSM girl from one of the websites for independent girls in Budapest, and arrived an old ugly skinny lady. I paid her for the taxi and sent her back home. I am looking for high class.
That's it for that trip.
Prague. Save your money and go someplace else!
I have had Prague on my list of places to visit for years, but always opted to visit another city when planning trips of pleasure. In particular, I always wanted to check out the erotic massage places and go to Goldfinger, Hot Pepper and Darling Cabaret to see how the talent was in these European strip clubs. I finally can cross Prague off my list and it is unlikely that I will ever return. My plan was simple. I would visit a massage place in the late morning, work remotely during the day, and hit a massage place or strip club at night. Within 36 hours I was on Swiss flight to Zurich!
I hit three massage places during my brief stay. All three had great web sites and the girls looked outstanding. Unfortunately, I think 2 of the 3 used fake photos and the third really edited the photos. The first place I went to appeared to have amazing girls. Yes, too good to be true! When I entered and saw the lineup, I knew that I had been fooled. I picked the most attractive of the not so attractive ladies working and she did her job. I went to the second place in the evening and selected a lady that supposedly weighed 52 kg. When I saw the girl in person, once again I had been fooled. She looked nothing like her photos and probably weighed 150+. She was so unattractive, that I could not do my thing and ended my hour session 20 minutes in. I was polite and blamed it on me being tired. My third massage place was a noon appointment the next day and once again the lady wasn't the same as the girl in the photos. She was somewhat attractive but not hot and not the girl in the photos. I could have walked out of all three places, but for $80 USD it was good enough to go through with the appointment. It was quite naive of me to believe the booking person each time I asked if the photos were 100% real on their sites.
As for the strip clubs, I hit Darling first. Entry was 300 Kc ($12) and a beer was the same. I anticipated that the club would be much larger, but it was quite small compared to their web site. To me, their shows were kind of cheesy given how much they are promoted. I was immediately approached by numerous girls within a few minutes of arriving and each offered sex for 5000 Kc ($200). I didn't stay long since I didn't see anything appealing. As I was walking out however, I did see a little spinner, but she disappeared into the dressing room and I was not going to wait on her.
Hot Pepper was just a short walk from Darling. I recall walking down 2-3 flights of stairs before walking into a wide open club with a big stage in the middle. It was super hot in the club and very uncomfortable. I walked through the club and saw nothing appealing so I didn't even stay for a drink.
Goldfinger was even bigger disappointment primarily because I had heard they had the best talent. Goldfinger is also a below ground club and it was very nice. I arrived just as a show was about to start. The theme was a female doctor that dominates two of her female patients on an exam table. One of the girls could squirt a river! I had never seen anything like it. After the show, all of the dancers got on stage and offered a promo dance. I got to see all of the Goldfinger dancers on stage and it was shockingly awful. The squirter came up to me and asked me for a dance and I accepted. We went upstairs into this private dance area and I think I paid 1400 Kc for 10 minutes ($60). She was not my type since she was covered in tats, but I had to ask her how she squirts so much and what her trick was. Like, does she drink a ton of water before the show? All she would say was that it was her hidden talent that she discovered while doing lesbian shows at the club. Her dances were not too good and she made it known that they do not offer vip services like Darling.
Needless to say, given how bad Hot Pepper and Goldfinger were, I decided to go back to Darling to see if I could find the little spinner. Sure enough, I found her right when I walked in. She was Romanian and spoke no English. A few minutes later her friend appeared and she was hot. I wasted no time and immediately took the friend upstairs. The private rooms at Darling are super small and not very nice. She got the job done in the 20 minutes we had in the room but it definitely was not GFE.
I do not know if it is fair to make an assessment based on visiting three massage places and three strip clubs in a 24 hour period, but time is valuable to me and I was not going to stay another night in Prague. I booked a flight to Zurich to visit one of my favorite place. Club Globe!
