Rio de Janeiro Reports

[quote=bravo;1405505]i use those damn vans all the time too! to go from copa to barra shopping. or to go from copa to niteroi. the worst part about this story is that it appears that a brasilian girl was raped just last week and it looks like the police didn't do shit about it until tourists were involved. if they had did a full investigation and had locked these guys up, they wouldn't have been free to continue their crime spree.[/quote]i had a bad experience when i went to the funk party in rochina on a sunday night. a few years ago and i took the van to rochina and my portuguese was not very good but the man who took the money started fucking with me in the van and had everyone laughing at me and he became more belligerent. what he did not know is one of the players who ran rochina was my friend because i use to bring him smoke. sure enough, i call my friend and told him what was going on and he told me to hand the phone to the money collector. i did not know what was said but the whole van stopped laughing and was scared and the money collector gave my money back to me and apologized all the way to rochina. the fear in him when we got there was apparent as he didn't know if he would be killed true story. you have to watch those van drivers sometime most are cool but some are dicks.

[QUOTE=Bravo;1400722]That might have been back before they had the computer systems at the airport. Back in the 90s and early 2000s, you could stay in Rio for years and immigration wouldn't even know it unless they searched each and every page in your passport and found yoru entrance stamp. Now with a computer system in place, they know exactly when you arrive.[/QUOTE]What would happen, if somebody overstays 3-5 years, can they put you in jail for it?

[QUOTE=SomeOne74; 1404058]Fellow mongers be warned about BoBo at 4x4. Worst experience in my life. I hade hopes for the place after reading about it in the forum and in Bubba's report. Got there about 18:30 and the place was packed with more guy's than girls. Guess the ratio was close to 3:1. Had a beer and looked around for a while.

Started to talk to BoBo a tall mulat girl nearly at my hight (I am 194) , conversation was not easy as I don't speak portugiuse. However I failed at the interview, should have gotten the hint, when she didn't want to kiss upfront. However she promised anal, which I have never tried so I got tempted. Agreed on 60 minuttes (Big Mistake) , got to the room and she gave a blow job, with condom for all of 30 seconds, then proceeded to ride me for a further 40 seconds. (I was starting to get the feeling that I was screwed at this point) Then she got up and got me to take her pussy from behind. It proceded with me working in different positions, and she laying there like a sack. I couldn't complet as the feeling was not great.

I was about to get her up to take that ass I wanted, when she told me it was time. Checked my watch as I couldn't believe it was an hour. Turned out that it was a bit less than 40. I pointed out that it was less than 40 as I really wanted that ass even though it probably would have been a bad experience. BoBo said we agreed on 40 and time was up. To hell with it I thought. Went to change and pay. Got there and of'course the bill was for 60. At this point I was annoyed enough to say no it was 40 and that I didn't appreciate to get stiffed. They proceded to call for BoBo, but guess what, she didn't show. After calling for her on the speakers 10 times and me telling them again that I didn't appreciate to be stiffed they sent security for her. She confirmed than that it was 40 as bloody well should and they actually reduced the bill by more than the difference between 40 and 60.

Guess what wan't repeat BoBo :-D I might go back to 4x4, but earlier in the day as the ratio was all wrong from my view point.

On the other hand I had a pleasant experience at Monto Carlo the other night. Great Girl except for condom blow job, don't remember her name. (Why is it that you remember the name of the bad experiences?) The place had a perfect ratio like 8:1 the correct way :-D.

Now to figure out, which places to go to for the rest of my stay in Rio. Thinking about the massage places, but are a bit sceptical as I only speak my native tung and English. Might also try some of the other Termas. We'll see.[/QUOTE]You need to know one thing, they have two kind of services, one for gringos, one for brasileiros. Gringos service is called "Screw You" and Brasileiros"You Get It How You Want It"

[QUOTE=Revere;1405600]I had a bad experience when I went to the funk party in Rochina on a Sunday night. A few years ago and I took the van to Rochina and my Portuguese was not very good but the man who took the money started fucking with me in the van and had everyone laughing at me and he became more belligerent. What he did not know is one of the players who ran Rochina was my friend because I use to bring him smoke. Sure enough, I call my friend and told him what was going on and he told me to hand the phone to the money collector. I did not know what was said but the whole van stopped laughing and was scared and the money collector gave my money back to me and apologized all the way to Rochina. The fear in him when we got there was apparent as he didn't know if he would be killed true story. You have to watch those van drivers sometime most are cool but some are dicks.[/QUOTE]Wait a minute. You bought weed to someone in Rocinha? Why would you be bringing drugs to anyone who lives in a favela, when they have mountains of drugs there? How did you become good friends with a major player in Rocinha when your portugese was not good? Seems like an interesting story.

[QUOTE=Revere;1405600]... What he did not know is one of the players who ran Rochina was my friend because I use to bring him smoke...[/QUOTE]
A gringo bringing drugs to a brazilian druglord?

[QUOTE=Revere;1405600]I had a bad experience when I went to the funk party in Rochina on a Sunday night. A few years ago and I took the van to Rochina and my Portuguese was not very good but the man who took the money started fucking with me in the van and had everyone laughing at me and he became more belligerent. What he did not know is one of the players who ran Rochina was my friend because I use to bring him smoke. Sure enough, I call my friend and told him what was going on and he told me to hand the phone to the money collector. I did not know what was said but the whole van stopped laughing and was scared and the money collector gave my money back to me and apologized all the way to Rochina. The fear in him when we got there was apparent as he didn't know if he would be killed true story. You have to watch those van drivers sometime most are cool but some are dicks.[/QUOTE]Ducktales.

[QUOTE=Sperto;1405628]A gringo bringing drugs to a brazilian druglord?[/QUOTE]I always bring a bottle of water from the Atlantic Ocean in the US with me to add to the Atlantic off the coast of Rio.

Come to think of it, I also take bags of rice to Thailand, bars of chocolate to Switzerland, vodka to Russia and iPhones to sell in China.

So why not a little smoke to sell to the drug lords in Rio?

[QUOTE=JuveStadium;1405601]What would happen, if somebody overstays 3-5 years, can they put you in jail for it?[/QUOTE]My best guess: they'd be held until deported, fined the maximum amount, and prohibited from returning to Brazil for several years.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1405725]I always bring a bottle of water from the Atlantic Ocean in the US with me to add to the Atlantic off the coast of Rio.

Come to think of it, I also take bags of rice to Thailand, bars of chocolate to Switzerland, vodka to Russia and iPhones to sell in China.

So why not a little smoke to sell to the drug lords in Rio?[/QUOTE]I have put up a response please have the courage to put it up. Someone is blocking my response. I do not lie and exec talent and I never said I brought weed in to sell. You said that. Also, i am one of the n that put the concert on for ja rule in Rochina as I use to work with murder inc I was doing rio 15 years ago. Whoever is holding my response have the courage to put it up to see if I am lying. I wrote out a full story because I am to old to be lying on a board. Also whoever said the weed is good in brazil is crazy it sucks all real players know that. They do not have kush. Every player knows jail house rules bringing weed into a country. Also, before we starting judging about what any of us do this is a monger board. I wrote my response twice you just need to put up one because I thought a problem with my Internet, but who ever controls the board needs to put response up or I call bullshit!

[QUOTE=Revere;1405935]I have put up a response please have the courage to put it up. Someone is blocking my response. I do not lie and exec talent and I never said I brought weed in to sell. You said that. Also, i am one of the n that put the concert on for ja rule in Rochina as I use to work with murder inc I was doing rio 15 years ago. Whoever is holding my response have the courage to put it up to see if I am lying. I wrote out a full story because I am to old to be lying on a board. Also whoever said the weed is good in brazil is crazy it sucks all real players know that. They do not have kush. Every player knows jail house rules bringing weed into a country. Also, before we starting judging about what any of us do this is a monger board. I wrote my response twice you just need to put up one because I thought a problem with my Internet, but who ever controls the board needs to put response up or I call bullshit![/QUOTE]I hope it is taking so long to put up my response because you all are fact checking. Just so the rest of you all know I described the funk party / gun party and how the drug lords sold there drugs at the party. I wanted it to be clear that I was there and had no reason to lie because only someone who was really there would know the setup of the party. Again, I am in the music game I worked with murder inc I bet a lot of you did not know ja rule did a concert in Rochina. I want all you all to know I will not lie to impress nobody on no board do not have too, but be careful with the put downs when you get a little to confident thinking someone is lying. Again, I came home from the studio at 5 am and needed to respond to the comments to show I was not lying I still do not see my response up. Fact check you silly be- because I know you read it by now and you know my descriptions show I am not lying I was there. I am sure you have someone you can show that will confirm I was there. Did someone say ducktales, I am usually a cool dude, but when you step wrong to me and you do not know me then I have a problem and I am that n that you know grew up on the wrong side of the tracks but is thankful that I got a chance to play. I never pretend to be tough or hard I am cool laid back until you want to chump me. I do no care how many posts you have most of you all have not access to the good and bad of brazil like I have had. I just wanted to add my experience and some of you could not believe it was true. Again, I have no reason and will not lie.

The reason the world has Kim Kardashian is because no one stood up and said you are a talentless fat assed loser. Get the hell out of here.

Now we can't get rid of her because she made a little money and uses it to pay publicists to keep her face and name in front of us wherever we go.

It matters because there really are talented people out there who now will not be heard or seen. Some of us find that very offensive.

Revere, you came across as a major bullshitter trying to impress us when you said you spoke very little Portuguese yet you could tell the drug lord that the guy in the van was messing with you. Then you wanted to make sure we knew you were tight with him because you brought him some smoke.

Reminds us too much of a guy with an MBA, apartments all over the world and girls falling all over him in London.

[QUOTE=Revere;1405977]I hope it is taking so long to put up my response because you all are fact checking. Just so the rest of you all know I described the funk party / gun party and how the drug lords sold there drugs at the party. I wanted it to be clear that I was there and had no reason to lie because only someone who was really there would know the setup of the party. Again, I am in the music game I worked with murder inc I bet a lot of you did not know ja rule did a concert in Rochina. I want all you all to know I will not lie to impress nobody on no board do not have too, but be careful with the put downs when you get a little to confident thinking someone is lying. Again, I came home from the studio at 5 am and needed to respond to the comments to show I was not lying I still do not see my response up. Fact check you silly be- because I know you read it by now and you know my descriptions show I am not lying I was there. I am sure you have someone you can show that will confirm I was there. Did someone say ducktales, I am usually a cool dude, but when you step wrong to me and you do not know me then I have a problem and I am that n that you know grew up on the wrong side of the tracks but is thankful that I got a chance to play. I never pretend to be tough or hard I am cool laid back until you want to chump me. I do no care how many posts you have most of you all have not access to the good and bad of brazil like I have had. I just wanted to add my experience and some of you could not believe it was true. Again, I have no reason and will not lie.[/QUOTE]I can't imagine anyone doubting that you went to a baile funk in Rocinha. No big deal.

Can we please go back to report about mongering. Maybe somebody has some updates?

[QUOTE=Sperto; 1405992]I can't imagine anyone doubting that you went to a baile funk in Rocinha. No big deal.

Can we please go back to report about mongering. Maybe somebody has some updates?[/QUOTE]I did my report was how I met and took a chick from barberellas to Rochina.

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[QUOTE=Revere;1405993]I did my report was how I met and took a chick from barberellas to Rochina.[/QUOTE]Great Report Revere! Carry on with your fun and ignore the doubters!