[QUOTE=Polyorchid;1224067]As he said himself,"I'm a drinker with a writing problem".[/QUOTE] Great sense of wit! Funny, never heard the name!
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[QUOTE=Polyorchid;1224067]As he said himself,"I'm a drinker with a writing problem".[/QUOTE] Great sense of wit! Funny, never heard the name!
I bought these condoms at the pharmacy next to the super market across from PJs. Couldn't find it anywhere else in Sosua. It feels pretty much as the name suggests.
I've been to Sosua about 10-11 times over the years. Was last there last spring and thinking about a trip next month. I always like to double check that nothing too weird has happened since I was last there. Okay, simple questions & your help would greatly appreciated:
1) You horny muthafuckers have not fucked all the fine-looking women out of Sosua, have you? Will there be something left for me next month? The women are still hot, right?
2) the crackdown. It seemed like it was in play when I was there last. Day action was lean & some chicas traveled in groups. It hasn't gotten any worst, has it? Are there chicks at the beach still. Hermans? Personally, I like Passions for day action but always looking for suggestions.
3) Is Passions is still going strong? 2500 pesos for short-time on site & 2500 for take-out after 10am.
4) Other places: How is Cuba Libre or CMP? Can anybody recommend any other places? (I know Classico / Latinas) I'm probably going to be there a week so I have to hit the ground running.
5) Did Lou's Shark bar closed? I liked that spot as a based of operations.
Appreciate your feedback. I just didn't want to show up ready to get down and find out Sosua packed their shit up and moved to Boca Chica.
[QUOTE=Jaosousa;1222670]Go to Sosua, it is the best monger spot on the planet, with the best chicas and the nicest people.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lugalzaggizi;1224786]Vanessa, Aida, and myself walked back to the New Garden together at about two a. M. Pedro Clisante had a fair amount of revelers out and about, but not nearly as many just a few hours ago. As we walked up Pedro Clisante I had a fair amount of women look me over. Donned in a blazer, sport shirt, linen slacks, and saddle shoes I lent myself to having the appearance or being wealthy, which I certainly was not if my income was gauged from that of incomes in the United States. However, not being a millionaire had no relevance at this point, for I might as well have been one being that women half my age were taking an interest in me, that would have required of me, if I was in the States, to not just be a millionaire but a celebrity as well. I kind felt for the myriad of forlorn women out and about among the night's revelries. Who were possessive of a physical attractiveness that would have rendered them highly desirable commodities back in the States, yet, as a result of being stuck in a country stricken with economic malaise and its concomitant shortage of men capable of extricating them from their polyandric nightmare that they endured day in and day out, they were frequently relegated to choosing foreign men not even close to them in levels of physical attractiveness. However, I was not really capable of solving their interminable plight, other than starting a K-1 Visa process with them, which I certainly was not going to do. Instead, I would merely partake in the pseudo-polyandry. I already had two women in with me and I wasn't going to take anymore for the moment, so I walked right past them, though not without a greeting.[/QUOTE]Your actual handle seems to be some ancient Mesopotamian deity but I realized your style reminds me of "Little Carmine Lupertazzi" from the Sopranos. Which sounds rather close.
[QUOTE=Brutus85;1224794]Did Lou's Shark bar close? Appreciate your feedback.[/QUOTE]Yes, it closed for many months but has recently re-opened with Lou back in charge.
As for the rest of your questions, read the board. They are all answered here. Some of them cannot have one-line answers as different posters have different opinions. Read and you will get a consensus.
[QUOTE=Brutus85; 1224794]I've been to Sosua about 10-11 times over the years. Was last there last spring and thinking about a trip next month. I always like to double check that nothing too weird has happened since I was last there. Okay, simple questions & your help would greatly appreciated:
1) You horny muthafuckers have not fucked all the fine-looking women out of Sosua, have you? Will there be something left for me next month? The women are still hot, right?
2) the crackdown. It seemed like it was in play when I was there last. Day action was lean & some chicas traveled in groups. It hasn't gotten any worst, has it? Are there chicks at the beach still. Hermans? Personally, I like Passions for day action but always looking for suggestions.
3) Is Passions is still going strong? 2500 pesos for short-time on site & 2500 for take-out after 10am.
4) Other places: How is Cuba Libre or CMP? Can anybody recommend any other places? (I know Classico / Latinas) I'm probably going to be there a week so I have to hit the ground running.
5) Did Lou's Shark bar closed? I liked that spot as a based of operations.
Appreciate your feedback. I just didn't want to show up ready to get down and find out Sosua packed their shit up and moved to Boca Chica.[/QUOTE]Yes CMP was very nice. I was there last month and when I return CMP will be my 1st st.
sosua 11/26/11 – 11/30/11.
sorry guys, no pictures. cannot afford to get caught with any.
saturday.
i had a little scare going to ewr saturday morning. the gps had me going around in circles trying to find the offsite parking lot. but i had lots of time and eventually figured it out. the coach seats were purchased with mileage. i tried to get a first class upgrade based on my silver elite status friday night and again at the counter without any success. the continental representative kept telling me that they could not upgrade a frequent flier ticket and i kept telling her they did in the pass (which was true) but it was a losing battle. i did have a pass to the vip lounge so i got a free breakfast and waited for the flight in comfort. before boarding i stopped at the duty free shop for cigarettes and booze. the flight down was uneventful and not too uncomfortable. i had an aisle seat next to a small elderly dominican couple.
a taxi driver from the new garden was waiting for me. he originally wanted $25us but after going back and forth a bit he settled for the normal $20. jenny was at the desk when i arrived around 2:30pm. after doing the paper work she handed a staff member a key and he lead me to the second room down from the bar on the first floor. before he even opened the door i said it would not do and went back to the desk. jenny insisted it was the only king available but she had a double in the new wing which i could see. i declined and said 'you confirmed my request for a king on an upper floor with a balcony and that's the room i want'. well, she was unaware of my request but would check our correspondence. after going through our emails and playing with the reservation spreadsheet she miraculously found an available king with a balcony. it was not a great room but it would do. it was one of the two rooms with the small balconies above the stairs in the corner. the room and bath defiantly needed some work. the light on the wall had no covering, only one of the two table lamps work, the desk drawers had no handles, the hair drier did not work, tiles were falling off the walls, etc. but it had a huge bed and the a / c, frig and old tube style tv worked so the room would do for a couple of nights. i was originally disappointed with the small balcony but i soon realized the benefits that high walls provided regarding privacy.
i unpacked and headed out to run some errands. got a phone card, changed some money, checked in with the folks at the scuba elite dive shop and purchased supplies (beer, water, snacks) for the room. i also stopped at the liquor store for a bottle for the ladies to enjoy. this trip i chose rum. it always a crap shoot. one trip they wanted bally's, another whiskey, another beer, etc, etc. i don't remember the rate i got on saturday but during the week the going rate was 38. 25 pesos to the dollar.
with business taken care of it was time for some fun. for simplicity sake i used one the ng chicas for the first nut of the trip. actually her performance was pretty good and she quickly agreed to 1000 st. have no clue what her name was but really does not matter. they are all about the same.
i had dinner at the little italian place just down from the winners circle & enjoyed a nice plate of pasta with meat sauce for 250 pesos. it was raining so i decided to start my night off in the winners circle. i was sitting at the bar when i noticed a cute thing sitting at the rail. after a while i could no longer resist her flirtatious glances so i went over to say hello. her english was minimal but she was playful and before long had me dancing. eventually she asked if i wanted to go to classico's. i responded that i would rather wait and go to after one and if she stayed the night i would give her 2000 pesos. her response was 'no problem, papi'. when i ran out of cigarettes we went to my room for more. the lady was quite accommodating and the second load of the day was easily delivered. the night was still young so she took me to latino's. this was my first visit to latino's disco and i liked it better than classico's. it's more laid back & no cover. we drank and dance until it closed then we strolled down to after one. price of admission was 100 peso which included a beer. this was my first visit to ao and i was a bit disappointed. the place was crowded but nothing was happing. no chicas using the pole & no one dancing. just a bunch of wasted desperate looking guys and chicas sitting around staring at each other. we finished our drinks and walked back to the ng. ended the night by delivering the third load of the day into the lady's backside. in the morning brought the lady breakfast, paid her & sent her on her way. any chica that gives up her culo has a special place in my heart. unfortunately i never ran into her again and i did not get her number or name.
sunday
went to the beach. it was an overcast day so no one was there. everyone gave me the 'hard sell' as i walk down the beach except for a friendly dutch guy (stall 163) who just said hello, as he sat a table drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette. the next thing i know we are talking about his life and what was going on in sosua. beside his easy going friendliness i was impress by the way he ran his business. he let his people do the work but he check the quality of everything that came out of the kitchen and he made sure his staff gave the customers proper service. eventually i decided to try the food and ordered the chicken dish he recommended. it was a delicious boneless chicken breast served in a sweet and spicy sauce with a bowel of rice and beans. unfortunately it started to rain by the time lunch arrived. by the time i finished it was pouring. so i waited out the storm enjoying a couple of beers under the cover of his shack. there were a couple of resident chicas but i had no interest. when the rain let up a bit i headed back to the ng for some late afternoon entertainment.
because of the shitty weather my plain was to grab anything decent hanging around the hotel bar. but when i rounded the corner on rosen a chica hanging at the cigar bar's side rail caught my attention. she was bubbly and full of energy (more on that later) and flat out offered a bj for 500 pesos. i knew 500 peso was unrealistic but i was curious about how this would play out and she was better looking than anything i would find at the ng. so i took her up on the offer. the next thing i know lucia grab her hand bag and a big plastic bag and was pulling me down the street to the ng. in the end it actually cost me 1000 but i got a great bbbj sitting on my balcony with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other watching her head bob up and down as she kneeled naked in front of me. when the rain let up she left and i showered, dressed and ran next door to casa valerie for dinner.
i ran into lucia again on the strip. we went to latino's and afterone. great night for 2000 pesos. she liked my toys and was wild in bed but she was a biter. at one point she came so hard i through she would take a chunk out of my shoulder. she actually left teeth marks. lucia was from santo domingo and was living out of the large plastic bag. she had a pair of shorts, a tank top, an elastic type of dress for the disco and a pair of high heels. that was it and all of it was wet by now.
monday
after breakfast decided to keep lucia around and suggested we go to the beach. after a nice bbbj we headed out. first stop was the scuba elite. i wanted to see what was going on. unfortunately the seas were still too large and the marine forecast was not looking good for the next couple of days. so no diving this trip. it was painful watching lucia walk around in her heals so i brought her a pair of flip flops (200 pesos) while we at the shop.
walked to the dutch guys place on the beach. had a beer at a table then got a couple of lounge chairs on the beach. i go for a swim and when i look up lucia is standing at the water's edge upping up & down calling me in. she is going on and on at 'warp' speed and i had no clue what she was saying. so i heard her up to my dutch friend so he can interpret. turned out she wanted to go in the water but did not have a bikini and want me to purchase one for her. i thought about it over another beer and decide it would be a good investment. so a few minutes later i'm 600 pesos poorer, lucia is in her new bikini and we are in the water having a great time. the surf was rough and knocked lucia around. but every time she would come up covered in sand and laughing. i tried to show her how to turn her back and brace herself for a breaking wave. but she did not get it and took each wave directly in the face. did not matter she was having a great time and so was i. we chill in the lounge chairs & after a while lucia wanted 200 pesos for the bano. i'm thinking 'yea right'. put i have an investment in her so i give it to her. off she goes and 10 minutes later she returns all excited and happy. is a picture developing here? when this gay guy came by with a bag full of panties i got those 'oh, papi please! ' eyes. at first i said no but then i thought his chica has no clean underwear so i gave in. two pairs for 100. think i'm a sucker? well she is not done with me yet. about 4:30 we order lunch / dinner. i had a nice plate of fried chicken and lucia had a fried fish. must have been good because she picked every morsel off it. finished our meal paid the bill and headed back to the ng where we fucked and napped until it was time to go out. i have to say the girl was an energizer bunny and a freak in bed.
but she had a problem. she had a broken heel and wanted dry cloths to go out in and of course she expected me to solve the problem. by now i was getting tired of all the 'i need's but i gave in one last time. i gave her 1000 pesos to spend on cloths. we start off at the shop next to el flows. the first top and shorts she selected was over 1000 without the shoes. so i tell her 'no. 1000 max' and walked away. she then started to negotiate with the sales girl then the manager. she did not get the top or shorts but did score two pairs of heels which were on sale for 300 pesos. at the hole in the wall haitian shop on rosen she found a top and skirt for the money she had left.
back to the ng for another fuck then off to latino's. we had a good time dancing and drinking but lucia was more protective tonight. she did not invite her friends over and she went nuts when two chicas parked themselves on chairs next to the spot we staked out. anyway when latino's closed off to ao we went. afterone quickly got old. i was tried and over poured. lucia was getting more and more agitated. lucia saw me give the bathroom attendant a buck and went nuts. she started screaming at the poor lady wanting her to give it back to me. the old lady of course told lucia where to go which got her madder. at this point a light bulb went off in my head. this chica is a wacked out speed freak. now i'm pissed at myself and her. it's time to go. so i pull lucia away for the washroom lady and up the stairs. unfortunately it was raining heavily. the water coming off the roof looked like a water fall. the lobby and stairs were filled with people hang out and trying to get moto's and cabs. so i pull lucia over to a quite corner and decided to wait out the rain. all of sudden lucia lets out a scream and scurries along the walls back into the disco. a fight broke out by the stairs & i not taking about two guys going at it. there were at least a dozen guys looking for blood and the size of the fight was growing as the frenzy grew. needless to say i quickly followed lucia back into the disco.
now i was really done. when things quieted down i started to walk out. lucia wanted to continue dancing and drinking but i just kept going. she soon realized her meal ticket was really leaving. but the drama was not over. as we walk through the curtain she went after a chica walking in. luckily i pulled lucia out & the guy pulled his chica into to the disco before things got out of hand. now lucia realizes that i'm real pissed. she tries to tell me the chica was her friend and they were just kidding & what a good time we going to have. yea; whatever! it's still pouring and she does not want to leave. at this point i don't care. i walk over to an older driver and get on. before he can get the moto started lucia hopped on the back still carrying on about something. i cannot remember if i paid the driver 100 or 200 pesos. did not matter. i was wet, cold, tired & he got me home safely. the drive was fine with what i gave him. problem was lucia started in on me that i paid too much. i gave her the 'shut the fuck up *****' look as i pushed pass her and headed to the room.
bet you are all wondering why this crazy is still around. first of all it took me a long time to realize she was a crank head, it was very late, raining hard and she really did not have anyplace else to go. yea, i felt sorry for her and was thinking through an alcohol induced haze. on the practical side i was trying to do some damage control and wanted to keep a lid on the drama. her i'd was at the motel and all her stuff in my room. i was afraid if i kicked her out into the wet night she would go biolistic. my plan was to keep her thinking she still had a valid meal ticket. in the morning i would be sober, rested and better able to deal with the situation.
when i came out of the bathroom she was sitting naked on the bed with all my toys ready to go. but i was no longer interested. i slept most of the night with one eye open as she was up and roaming around all night. at one point i saw her trying to opening a bottle with my pocket knife. two scary thoughts went through my head as i opened it with the bottle opener. first she could have cut herself good. second what was i thinking leaving a knife around, she could have cut me good. anyway the night passed without incident.
tuesday.
i took a shower, got dressed and got my head together over a couple cups of coffee before waking lucia. around 10am i woke her up and told her it was time to go. i'm sitting on the balcony when she appears showered and dressed and hands me a note. i almost fell off my chair laughing. the note said she had to go back to santo domingo because there was an emergency at her house and she needed 10, 000 pesos. when i stopped laughing i handed the note & 2000 pesos to her. she gives me this 'i'm going to cry if you don't give me more look' and starts going on about taking motos, buses, etc. i had enough but was willing to risk another 1000 pesos if i could end this without a major scene. so i hand her another 1000 pesos, tell her 'no mas', got up, grabbed her bags & walked to the door. to my surprise she follows and walks out the door quietly bitching under her breath.
it was a shame she lost it. i really enjoyed my time with her before she got wasted. sober she was a lot of fun and a great fuck. but the drugs will do you in every time.
i don't remember what i did wednesday afternoon. it rained so i know i did not go to the beach. anyway by 4pm i was on the strip looking for some entertainment. i walked up and down the street a couple of times checking out the bars. not much going on. so i decide to take a rail seat in rumba's and watch the world go by. it was not long before i'm sharing a beer with carolina.
carolina was pretty, had a great set of boobs, a nice round ass, spoke some english and was very playful. it did not take much to get her smiling and laughing. another storm was rolling in so i told carolina i wanted to get back to my motel before it rained and if she wanted to join me i would pay 1000 for st. like i said it did not take much to get her to smile. the 1000 peso offer got me a huge grin and we made it back to the ng well before the storm. i hit the jackpot a third time. caroline was a gem. she liked sex and made sure both she and i enjoyed our time together. she never used toys before but was willing to try them as well as other suggestions i made. and as i expected she loved the toys. since it was raining she was in no hurry to leave. we fooled around then had a drink on the balcony then repeated the processes.
around 8pm the rain let up and i was hungry. i suggested we go to dinner at casa valeria. the offer generated a huge smile but she wanted to go home to change and wanted me to go with her. i didn't want to go nor did i want to leave my 'safety zone'. her problem was she wanted clean cloths but did not want to risk having me wandering off. so i gave 100 peso for a moto and told her i would shower and meet her at the bar. within the hour she returned fresh and dressed for the night.
casa valeria is my favorite restaurant. my lady friends and i are always treated well, the food is excellent, and the prices are reasonable. caroline and i had a nice dinner but she scolded me several times for not paying attention to her and watching the other chicas. caroline was beautiful but with limited communications boredom quickly set in and my brain and eyes just naturally wandered. so after dinner she wanted to go back to the room so we could spend some more 'personal' time together.
back in the room she started asking how i felt about marijuana. i know, i know; here we go again. problem was i'm an old pot head myself from back in the seventies and eighties. i stopped using years ago simply because it got harder and harder to obtain. eighteen year old dealers don't like doing business with 50+ year old dudes. so i handed her 300 pesos and out the door she went. within ten minutes she was back with a sheet of what looked like cigar paper and enough weed for two huge joints.
around midnight she wanted to go to the disco. at this point i decided it was time to take care of finances. i told her i would give her 2000 pesos in the morning if she spent the night. she responded with a long wet kiss before pull me out the door. like the others her favorite spot was latino's. so i spent another night dancing and drinking the night way in the company of a beautiful woman. she did not like ao which was fine with me after the prior night's experience. so when latino's closed we headed back to the ng. we continued to party and fool around for the next couple of hours in a pot induced haze. it had been a long time and was very pleasant.
wednesday.
wednesday was the first nice weather day of the trip. during breakfast i explained to carolina i was leaving sosua and she had to go. she was not happy with the news and honestly i was sad to leave her. but it was time to move on. i packed my bags, checked out of the ng and spent the afternoon at the dive shop. it was still too rough for diving so i spent time in their pool playing with the new gear i brought and drinking beer in front of the shop with the other beached divers. around 5pm i found my way back to the ng, grabbed my bags, jumped into a taxi and off to costambar & black beards i went.
i had a great time in sosua this trip. but i may be a black beard's convert especially if i can get the diving worked out. i'll post my black beard's report in a couple of days.
[QUOTE=Steeler3309;1225029]Yes CMP was very nice. I was there last month and when I return CMP will be my 1st st.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys for the update. You twisted my arm. That's great news about Lou and I want to hit CMP right (instead of very drunk!) this trip. And I absolutely have to pull a chica from Cuba Libre. That was my big regret from the last trip.
I booked my trip for Jan 18 to 25th next month. I still have to pick a hotel. Probably Terra Linda or NG. I thought Terra Linda was nice on the last trip. Anyway, have a cold one for me until I get there. Peace.
[QUOTE=Lugalzaggizi;1225420]I looked at Vanessa. She had a beautiful face, waist length silky hair and porcelain skin that was enticing.[/QUOTE]Waist length silky hair, hahahaha. More like waist length silky FAKE hair.
It was very good to finally read a "man's man" report for once. All of what you went through with the loca chica could have happened to anyone and at least you had fun (for the most part) during that eposidic telanovela with her, LOL.
Don't know why in this day in age you would have trouble finding grass in the states though. NJ has medical pot for crying out loud, LOL (and it doesn't look like Krispy Creme Christy is going to take it off the books anytime soon). Just pay your $150-300 to some quack doctor to get your permit and go shopping!
[QUOTE=John from NJ; 1225328]Sosua 11/26/11 – 11/30/11.
Sorry guys, no pictures. Cannot afford to get caught with any.
Saturday.
I had a little scare going to EWR Saturday morning. The GPS had me going around in circles trying to find the offsite parking lot. But I had lots of time and eventually figured it out. The coach seats were purchased with mileage. I tried to get a first class upgrade based on my silver elite status Friday night and again at the counter without any success. The Continental representative kept telling me...[/QUOTE]Great report John, proof that Sosua is not dead, that you can still get 1000ST and 2000TLN and action from great girls in the daytime. New Sosua, old Sosua, is a bunch of bullshit. Thanks for taking the time to write and I look forward to your BB report.