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yup - Vega$$ $ucks.
Nothing to do outside of maybe lay around either a room or a pool and GAMBLE.
Pu$$y is expen$ive (beyond comprehen$ion - even more expen$ive than Mockba - that's "Moscow" and NOT IDAHO!) food's cheap though.
I MUCH PREFER MUANGTHAI.
Great report, with name of place/gal.
Where exactly is the Poseidon?
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Big Daddy 1906]Coming thru BKK for a doctors appointment after 5 days in Pattaya (and getting damn near worn out in the process) I finally decide to go to Poseidon and check out the "model's lounge".
I get there around 1645 and there are very few models there. I decide to go thru the book and find 2 prospects. I call one of the mamasan's over and make a selection. She works the phone like a stockbroker during the financial meltdown and tells me that neither of choices will be coming in for at least 90 minutes. I have no desire to wait that long and the mamasan gets all flustered as a group of Japanese tourists come in and she's helping arrange impromptu lineups for them. She gets back and is all apologetic that my choices aren't available and starts pointing out various girls I can take.
(Side note: Having read all the prior reports concerning the quality of those in the model's lounge, I have to concur. All of them are very fair skin (various shades of alabaster) and very HiSo in terms of general appearance. Different shapes and sizes. Those with long shapely legs, ad those who look barely legal. In short, something for everyone.)
Back to the story, I sit mamasan down and get her a lady drink and start to talk to her. (Though mentioned all the time, one of the first rules in the Monger's Handbook should be "always get on the good side of the mamasan!!" It makes things go so much smoother.) This time was no exception. I explain to her what I'm looking for in terms of looks and more importantly personality and attitude and she's off like a shot!! She brings back someone who's cute but I'm not feeling the vibe so I pass. Mamasan is now taking it as a personal challenge to see that I'm satisfied.
She strikes gold with her 2nd pick. She bring over NeNe, who is absolutely beautiful, with baby smooth skin and wonderful attitude. After some small chit-chat, we seal the deal and head to the room. We start off with the massage and as she gets undressed, all I can say is "damn!!!" Her body is damn near perfect with gorgeous perfectly shaped breasts (my compliments to her surgeon). After a massage that I would describe as "adequate" we go to the tub. There I discover the one flaw on her otherwise perfect body. She has a significant, if rather tasteful "tramp stamp". After significant washing, with proper attention to Mr. Happy, it's off for boudoir ballet. I won't go into details but suffice it to say that after 5 days in Pattaya, she exhibited the right amount of attitude , action, and noises to get me across the finish line. All in all, a very good experience.
At the prices that Poseidon charges (Mine came to a little over 5k, including drinks), I'm not sure that I'll make it an every trip occurrence but it was perfectly fine for a "scratch the itch" type of thing. One the way out I saw one of the ones that I originally selected from the photo album. While very attractive, I'll say that hey do wonders with airbrushing! :-) Enjoy!!![/QUOTE]
Hi guys,
Last week I had an overnight stopover in Bangkok. Picked my regular Dynasty Grande on Suk soi 6. Special internet discount at 1,600baht/night - you just can't say no to that. Took the airport express bus# 3 and surprisingly arrived at hotel before 11. On my way from bus stop to hotel, I already picked up condoms, beers, water and juices, and some food! Checked in without a hitch then left right away for Beer Garden on soi 7.
I was in no hurry, so I grabbed a beer and sat down to watch the World Cup football on tv. After a while I a familiar face, it was Nut. She's in her late 20's, tall and got a nice big ass, ok face, very gfe. I didn't want to commit myself. She introduced me to her 2 (younger) friends. The cuter one's name I forget, but the other one is Goy. Goy's in her early 20's, short and got a round face with some pimples. For one reason or another, I started buying shots for everyone. The cuter one made a move that I dislike - she took a pack of cigarettes and expected me to pay for it. Strike 1. But fortunately after the 6th shooter, she got drunk and went home by herself.
I took Nut and Goy to a seafood hotpot place, and we ate. At the end of meal, I decided to take Goy back to hotel, so I spoke to Nut and gave her 200baht and send her home.
Lady Goy is actually a very nice shapely package, gfe and allowed 3-hole play. The all-nighter cost me 1,500baht. I would do it again (and I did). Took off to Cambodia the next day.
Bangkok does not disappoint.
Spaceman
I am trying to decide what the advantages and disadvantages of massage shops vs. bar girls (gogo) are. So far I have it like this:
Cost: About the same. 800+1500 massage vs. 600+1500 bar ST
Location: Mostly small ugly room vs. nice clean hotel room
Girls: Maybe similar but gogos you know EXACTLY what you will end up with. Massage shops, Make-Up and sexy clothes look good and then...who knows
So far I am leaning strongly towards bar girls.
What am I missing?
[QUOTE=Just Enough]I am trying to decide what the advantages and disadvantages of massage shops vs. bar girls (gogo) are. So far I have it like this:
Cost: About the same. 800+1500 massage vs. 600+1500 bar ST
Location: Mostly small ugly room vs. nice clean hotel room
Girls: Maybe similar but gogos you know EXACTLY what you will end up with. Massage shops, Make-Up and sexy clothes look good and then...who knows
So far I am leaning strongly towards bar girls.
What am I missing?[/QUOTE]Sounds expensive to me. 2100 baht for gogo thats 50 euros!
[QUOTE=Just Enough]I am trying to decide what the advantages and disadvantages of massage shops vs. bar girls (gogo) are.
What am I missing?[/QUOTE]
Why not try both? YMMV....
See the link under "soapies" in Ratchada.
[url]http://www.wickedtraveler.com/city-map-guide/?cityid=Bangkok[/url]
[QUOTE=Henryv]Great report, with name of place/gal.
Where exactly is the Poseidon?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Just Enough]I am trying to decide what the advantages and disadvantages of massage shops vs. bar girls (gogo) are. So far I have it like this:
Cost: About the same. 800+1500 massage vs. 600+1500 bar ST
Location: Mostly small ugly room vs. nice clean hotel room
Girls: Maybe similar but gogos you know EXACTLY what you will end up with. Massage shops, Make-Up and sexy clothes look good and then...who knows
So far I am leaning strongly towards bar girls.
What am I missing?[/QUOTE]
You are missing the Massage! Is that Good Enough answer?
LBM
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan]You are missing the Massage! Is that Good Enough answer?
LBM[/QUOTE]OK. True. Though the massage is usually pathetic, no? I suppose the body to body is somewhat interesting, but if I want a massage, wouldn't I just go get a massage?
Unless you can recommend a place that gives a REAL massage and then the fun part? Rin is the only one I have ever had that would compare with a real massage.
[QUOTE=Just Enough]What am I missing?[/QUOTE]
2 hours pornstyle-like buttfucking (that's what you can get at Tulip, Mango, Snow White or Victoria Massage) vs. 30 minutes in your own room where you never know what kind of service you'll get for your money.
For me it's a pretty easy decision ...
Hi guys,
It looks like I may be spending a lot of time in BKK...a couple months at a time, a few times a year. I've been there a few times and know my way around the mongering scene fairly well but have one question.
I am on prescription testosterone and use Testim gel. Will I be able to get this in Bangkok? If so, do I need a scrip from my Dr in the US, do I need to see a doc in BKK or is it over the counter? Also, any idea of price?
It sure would be convenient if I can get it there at a fair price rather than traveling with several months of supplies.
BTW, for you older mongers out there...check into hormone replacement therapy. The results are amazing. I am almost 60 and feel like I am 35. My muscle mass and bone density are on a steady rise, my energy level is thru the roof and I wake up on Morningwood Drive every day. Plus, the gel is the strongest pheromone you can get. Women (non-pro) are always commenting on my "cologne" and often start nuzzling my neck.to smell it closer (the gel is applied to the shoulders). Some of them become obviously aroused. It really kind of weird...but fun!
Add in the ED drug of your choice and you can feel and perform as if you are in your thirties but have the knowledge, experience, wisdom and (most important) money of a 60 year old. Life is good! Better living through chemistry.
Thanks,
Wags
What time do most of these massage places open and close? thanks.
[QUOTE=DR Monger II]What time do most of these massage places open and close? thanks.[/QUOTE]
opening should be between 10:00 am and 11:00 am, closing around midnight
Hi all,
I'll be in a few days in Bkk with my GF who is more than bi-curious (we had a few nice sessions at Annie's). Seems to me that Eden would definitly be a place to visit in that perspective but didn't hear much about it lately.
Is there any Eden specialist who could give me info about it? Is it still rocking? We are looking for mature (30-40's) and attractive ladies. Does that profile exist at Eden? Any advice on Eden or on hot bisexual mature girl in Bkk warmly welcome!
[QUOTE=Just Enough]I am trying to decide what the advantages and disadvantages of massage shops vs. bar girls (gogo) are. So far I have it like this:
Cost: About the same. 800+1500 massage vs. 600+1500 bar ST
Location: Mostly small ugly room vs. nice clean hotel room
Girls: Maybe similar but gogos you know EXACTLY what you will end up with. Massage shops, Make-Up and sexy clothes look good and then...who knows
So far I am leaning strongly towards bar girls.
What am I missing?[/QUOTE]
I've found that in the gogos/beer bars you can sit with the girl before and pre-qualify them as to what they will do. For example: will you do bbbj? Also, you can establish rapport and ask personal questions ie. Do you smoke? Do you have tattoos? Do you shave your pussy? etc. So I find it easier to get exactly what I want.
In the massage parlors you're basically at the mercy of the papasan and his often inaccurate info about the girls. Does anyone know a way around this in the parlors?