Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Bangkok Banger; 1316545]I am thinking of making my first visit to Pattaya. I am an experienced monger with many trips to Bangkok, going back many years, but have not had the chance to get to Pattaya till now.

My main query: Can anyone recommend a girl friendly hotel in Pattaya close to the action, with good, COLD, RELIABLE air-con? I am VERY heat sensitive, so this is, for me, TOP PRIORITY, even more important to me than distance from the action, although what I would really want is a place with good cold rooms, right in the middle of things. I do not care about noise, breakfasts, or anything else or any other amenenites-just a COOL (and reasonably clean) room, to fuck and sleep in only! I'm willing to spend more in order to have a cold room-I am NOT looking for budget accomodations UNLESS it is certain that they can provide cold rooms! So, zero stars or four stars or anything in between are all acceptable, provided that they can fulfill my temperature requirements! Please let me know if you have any suggestions?

Thanks in advance, dudes-and if you want recommendations for hotels with nice, clean, iced-cold, guest friendly rooms in Bangkok near the action in the Nana area, I have several to recommend![/QUOTE]Can't go wrong with the Marriott.

Rick Rocks Off,

Do you also really want the massage? It probably would only last a few minutes anyway.

Get your self to Soi 6 for the quickest, cheapest, fastest way for HJ, BJ, FS. 100's of girls on one street.

I am sure they will also throw in a few minute back rub if you want.

Thanks for the tips. I'm quite aware of Soi 6. I left a lot of sperm behind there.

Now I'm looking not for ST FS or a half-assed shoulder rub, or one of the soapies or oilies designed for sex, but a nice low cost massage with a HJ finish to start the day.

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1316947]Thanks for the tips. I'm quite aware of Soi 6. I left a lot of sperm behind there.

Now I'm looking not for ST FS or a half-assed shoulder rub, or one of the soapies or oilies designed for sex, but a nice low cost massage with a HJ finish to start the day.[/QUOTE]I recommended "The Best" for a couple of reasons. First, it was across the street of my daily hangout, Sin Bin. Second, out of the three girls that I had there, they all had great hands, but there was that one, that would give you a Happy Ending for no extra charge. I had 4 massages from her in 10 days.

Agreed, Soi 6 girls would rub your shoulders for at least 2 minutes, then go right for the money shot!:)

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1316957]I recommended "The Best" for a couple of reasons. First, it was across the street of my daily hangout, Sin Bin. Second, out of the three girls that I had there, they all had great hands, but there was that one, that would give you a Happy Ending for no extra charge. I had 4 massages from her in 10 days.

Agreed, Soi 6 girls would rub your shoulders for at least 2 minutes, then go right for the money shot.[/QUOTE]I tried there based on your previous report, but no such luck. Maybe I had the wrong girl. By the way, how much did you tip?

[QUOTE=Rick Rock;1316964]I tried there based on your previous report, but no such luck. Maybe I had the wrong girl. By the way, how much did you tip?[/QUOTE]The girl that did the Happy Ending, kind of has a smile of the Joker in Batman.

The other girls I tipped 100 baht, but the Happy Ending girl I always tipped 200 or more. Plus, on 3 different occasions, I fed all the girls from various carts. There are a bunch of good hearted ladies working there.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano; 1316734]I asked my GF about the falang designation. She said falang is only used for white people, not other Asian people (japanese, korean, HK, Sing, Taiwanese)

Black people."dom"

Indian people."Indians"[/QUOTE]Yes, it is somewhat of the case! Many Thais generalize and have a narrow conception that Farang means only white! Because most the Japanese, Koreans etc. Thais that meet like for example at the go go's speak their native language. When Thais meets me and they ask me what am I, Japanese etc. I tell them I Chinese American. They are surprise that I was born in the USA and continue to not believe me many times thinking I was born in China and then immigrated to the USA When I'm at the bars even having coffee and conversing with Americans, Brits. They stare listening because I'm no different that a white farang except my skin is different color.

In the end, ask your girlfriend whether she expects the Japanese, Koreans, etc. To take care by dispensing cash like a ATM which is expected from a white Farang?

LBM

[QUOTE=BambiJacobson;1316199]Hahaha. Not a zero to much. It happened in my home country in Europe not Patts. I had a B2B massage and FS it cost 1. 500 DKK (Danish Kroner). That by todays exchange rate is 7. 824 Bath.[/QUOTE]I believe you BambiJacobson. Denmark is a very expensive country to monger in.

In Pattaya you can find some doable women at Beach Road for 500 Baht Short Time (approximately 100 Danish krons).

Good luck in Pattaya!

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1316731]I always hear about Thai massage places with pull around curtains that offer extras, from HJ to FS. Problem is, there are probably 500 of these shops in Pattaya, and it's impossible to figure out which is which without a lot of trial and error. Unfortunately, I only have 3 days here, so I don't have that luxury.

Could someone point me in the direction of confirmed locations that offer extras of one sort or another, or at least hints. Obviously I will go with places with curtains, but even those are plentiful.[/QUOTE]I have always found extras (including HE, BJ, or FS) at the massage parlors where the girls DON'T wear uniforms, although that distinction is getting a little blurry as of late. You can easily find what you're looking for by strolling down either Soi Honey Inn (Culture Club is a good place to start) or Soi 13/2. If you want a place with private rooms, try Bambooboo Massage on 2nd road between Sois 13/2 and Soi 13/3. It's directly across the street from the Dusit D2. I've been doing just that for the past 10 days; business is really slow for these places, and the girls all seem to appreciate a nice, clean, well groomed farang. Happy hunting.

Make my 3rd trip to Pattaya in another week; seeking input on the best beach to relax at, maybe wade in some semi-clean water, rent a lounge chair, sip on cocktails and take in the ladies, or take one with for a lazy afternoon. Our hotel has a pool for swimming, I just was to experience the Pattaya Beach scene one of the days I'm there.

[QUOTE=Nixonbd;1317078]Make my 3rd trip to Pattaya in another week; seeking input on the best beach to relax at, maybe wade in some semi-clean water, rent a lounge chair, sip on cocktails and take in the ladies, or take one with for a lazy afternoon. Our hotel has a pool for swimming, I just was to experience the Pattaya Beach scene one of the days I'm there.[/QUOTE]Go to

Jomtien.

I stayed there.

Take Baht bus to the other end past walking street where the ships leave.

Go to Lan Koh Island 40 min ride 150 ship ride fee.

Clean water but unless yer handsome, not much in the getting the girls.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1316775]I don't know what a table shower is, but a body scrub is when they use exfoliating creme for the massage instead of oil.[/QUOTE]FWIW I have always been offered extra's when partaking in a body scrub session in Pattaya. I am guessing that it is because unlike a traditional Thai massage you get naked for this service to begin with.

SunLover

[QUOTE=Nixonbd;1317078]Make my 3rd trip to Pattaya in another week; seeking input on the best beach to relax at, maybe wade in some semi-clean water, rent a lounge chair, sip on cocktails and take in the ladies, or take one with for a lazy afternoon. Our hotel has a pool for swimming, I just was to experience the Pattaya Beach scene one of the days I'm there.[/QUOTE]Take the 20 baht ferry boat from the Bali Hai pier to Ko Larn for a few hours or a whole day. The beach is much cleaner and nicer than Pattaya or Jomtien.