General Reports

[QUOTE=Jackie888;1727012]All I know is that next to the parking lot, there are these small single story dwellings that the SG were using as rooms. Are these Pepes? I thought that they seem to lack security because theyre on the ground floor and that anyone can access the windows without ever being seen. Needless to say, I passed on these ladies who generally seemed to have one tortilla too many.[/QUOTE]I don't recall seeing any street girls ever standing near Pepe's parking lot on Nino Heroes.

To the immediate south of Pepe's lot are some run down businesses in commercial storefronts with guys on the sidewalk selling tools.

To the immediate north of Pepe's lot are two story small apartment buildings and mixed use buildings (businesses on the ground floor and housing units above).

There might be some one story houses on that east side of Nino Heroes, but I've never noticed them, just the two story structures.

And again, I've never seen any street girls standing on the block of Nino Heroes between Baja California & Coahuila.

Almost directly across the street from Pepe's parking lot on Nino Heroes is Dulce Gabanna (D&G).

[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1727106]One time I suggested to Fannie / Estephanie that we have a session in Hotel Pepe. She said it was a bad idea and instead suggested we go into Hotel Campamentos, which is almost straight across the street from Hotel Pepe (Hotel Campamentos is straight across Coahuila Ave from the HDS).

I like Hotel Campamentos for S / T sessions. The rooms are fairly clean with complete bathrooms, hot water and porn channels on the televisions.

And at 60 pesos for 60 minutes it is a pretty good deal.

I've been in rooms at the Rivas, Hotel San Jose, The Eduardo, Cuartos Teresa, and over 20 other LZ hotels. I've never been inside of Hotel Pepe, but I've seen pictures of some of their rooms. My vote for the grossest hotel room in La Zona goes to the cold-water-only El Burro Apartments on the alley above El Burro Bar. You would never know it by looking at the entry stairway, and their second story hallway, which are clean and appear to be maintained. Their balcony looking over the alley always has some well maintained potted plants. But my goodness, the room I was once inside of had the sickest looking bathroom with a sink cabinet that was half deteriorated and a shower in serious disrepair. Their bed sheets were stolen from another LZ hotel!

Here are some pictures from inside the El Burro Apartments. I think my room was #5 (first room on the left after ascending the stairs).[/QUOTE]The Campamento has gone downhill IMO. Last few times I used it there were dirty sheets on the bed and water on the bathroom floor. The allure of that place was the decent rooms with porn for a very affordable price.

I also notice cops like to hang out in the doorway of the Campamento. There have been times when I went upstairs to check in and the cops were right there. No issues at all but still felt uncomfortable.

These days I use Hotel CECI.

Heard about those apartments but never wound up there. You must have been with a total tramp if she lived there!

Good day mongers! I find myself back in Tijuana and wanted to post a very brief report. I'm doing this on my smartphone because the internet cafe I was just at blocks the ISG! So forgive any typos.

The street girl scene is what I'm primarily into, and with the current 15-1 exchange rate it's a good deal. I went up with a girl named jimena, she is skinny and stands near adelitas, not sure which hotel. Service was pretty good toda sin ropa was 300 pesos. This girl has no kids and when she took off her clothes she looked great. She also has a tight pussy which I find is rare for street girls. She was good enough to where I may go up with her again tomorrow. But there are some other nice ones out there now, overall the selection is good.

I did go to Hong Kong and as others have mentioned on another site, the girls now do not remove their bottoms. Not sure why, but I ended up just pushing their bottoms to the side and fingering them anyway. They didn't mind. Also bought a couple fichas which is something I never do and got some very high mileage / intimate ummm. Experiences. Each ficha was 104 pesos, so I'm not doing that anymore, but it was fun to mix it up and molest a dancer LOL.

Stopped at LCDH to smoke a Cuban, wish this place was closer to the zona, it would be great to rest there between sessions. The staff seems a little unfriendly though, not sure what's up with that.

Wanted to get a massage but vivamex is closed for some reason. Walked past Namaste massage on revolution, but it looked too much like a massage envy or one of those chains. Looked like a place my mom would go to LOL. Any massage recommendations from board members. Legit or with extras, as long as the massage is good.

I'll be here tomorrow too so anyone that wants to hang out shoot me a PM.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;1727133]The Campamento has gone downhill IMO. Last few times I used it there were dirty sheets on the bed and water on the bathroom floor. The allure of that place was the decent rooms with porn for a very affordable price.

I also notice cops like to hang out in the doorway of the Campamento. There have been times when I went upstairs to check in and the cops were right there. No issues at all but still felt uncomfortable.

These days I use Hotel CECI.

Heard about those apartments but never wound up there. You must have been with a total tramp if she lived there![/QUOTE]I've only been using Hotel Campamento in the last eight months, guess I've been lucky. I too have noticed that groups of two or three cops like to hang out for stretches of time on the SW corner of Revo and Coahuila, but they don't seem to be up to no good, like searching mongers. They just act like slackers talking among themselves.

As far as the El Burro Apartments, I remember being told a decade ago that it was managed more like an apartment building renting cold-water-only SRO rooms for something like $100 to $120 a month, mostly renting to working girls. Back then I was under the impression that they didn't rent S / T rooms.

Last year I went down a few times with the on 'Amigo Express' runs. We arrive in Tijuana around noon and leave at 7 PM. Since I bring a lot of crap with me, just doing S / T rooms and sitting I the bars with all my crap was not ganna work. So I was looking for the cheapest places to rent overnight. But yet staying in the hotel room only seven hours, I could accept accommodations that were even below my very low standards. Since I didn't plan to sleep overnight, I looked for the cheapest places, specifically seeking out SG hotels that charged no joiner fees. The first one that met these new requirements was Hotel San Jose at 150 pesos with no joiner fees. Hotel San Jose worked well for my needs on these Amigo Express runs. On one trip with the I go to the Hotel San Juan to check in, and this is what happened from the first half of my AlleyScat #67 trip report:

"I rode down to Tijuana Wednesday afternoon in the "amigo express" with monger buddies the and HugoTheMan. Because we were only going to be present in LZ for just seven hours, I planned to take an overnight room at Hotel San Jose located on Nino Heroes. It is a shithole of a place, but it only costs 150 p for a room and they do not charge (extra chica) joiner fees.

I approached the hotel and spoke to the San Jose Hotel's concierge clerk Ezezio. He told me that they don't rent their rooms.

To overnight guests. I told him that I did that just two months ago for 150 p, but he insisted they don't rent out their rooms in that fashion. He then said "The owner of this hotel also owns another hotel just around the corner (as he pointed towards the alley).

And they rent out rooms overnight. Let me take you there right now. " We left, seemingly leaving the San Jose Hotel unguarded.

As we were walking on the alley's south sidewalk I said to Ezezio that the reason I wanted a room at the San Jose was because they didn't charge any joiner / extra chica fees to their hotel guests. Ezezio said that the hotel he was bringing me too also did not charge any per-chica fees. Ezezio walked me up the stairs of the El Burro Apartments, which are located across the alley from the Hotel Mini.

At the top of the EBA stairway is their room #4, which serves as the oficina. I've seen the large overhead sign for the El Burro Apartments during every one of the tens years I've been mongering in Tijuana and I never knew they rented their rooms like hotel rooms.

I remember being told many years ago that they had crappy, cold-water-only rooms that rented very cheaply by the month, like for maybe $100 US per month. Well. This hotel was like a ghost town with no activity. No one seemingly coming or going. In Spanish Ezezio explained to the older lady running the place from room #4 that I was seeking an overnight room. She asked for 150 p, which I immediately gave her. I was assigned room #5, which was the absolutely worst room I have ever seen in LZ. Believe me, that's saying a lot! Hopefully I was able to upload the pictures of my room. The bed sheet was either stolen or retired from Cascades.

I asked for a key to my room, but the oficina lady said that she only had one key to my room, and that she was keeping it. I was told by Ezezio that she would unlock my room every time I wanted to enter it. A small section of the room's window to the hall was not covered. Without a curtain rod, I could not place a sheet or a towel up against the window to block someone's view into my room.

Oh well!

Elizabeth was my first cita chica and I knew she would be freaked out by the uncovered potion of the room's window. So as we waited outside my room for the lady to unlock it, I pointed this feature out to Elizabeth. It appeared that from the hallway a person could not look into room #5, but that was because the light in the room was off. So Elizabeth had no problema. Later in the day I would discover that if I left the room light on when I left the hotel, this lady was going into my room to turn the damn light off. I also later discovered that if the room's single light was on. An observer from the hallway could see everything that was going on in my room!

After lunch with my quasi wingman at Rio Cielo, the next chica I brought up to my room was Norma. As we waited for the room to be unlocked, the lady informed us that I had to pay a joiner fee since Norma was my second chica. I disagreed and said that Ezezio told me there were no extra chica fees here. The lady disagreed with me and had Norma tell me that I had to pay it. Then an older gentleman popped out of room #2 and backed up the oficina.

Lady in telling us that this hotel assessed joiner fees. But I tried to hold my ground with all three people before me obviously losing patience with me and my cheap ass ways.

In a moment of weakness I asked how much was the extra chica fee. I figured if it was some tiny, token fee, like the Eduardo's tiny 30 p joiner fee, I would just pay it and consider the El Burro Apartments as a one-done horrible experience that thankfully was limited to just seven short hours. But when the lady said that their joiner fee was 50 pesos. I grew a backbone. I shook my head forcefully NO NO NO.

As the gentleman retreated back into room #2. The lady pulled out her key, unlocked my door, and held her hand out for a 50 p payment instead of paying this *****, I reached for the doorknob and gently closed the door to my room and took two step towards the stairs saying once again that we all need to talk again with Ezezio. The woman immediately backed down and motioned me back to my room, saying I did not have to pay the fee today. She unlocked my door again and motioned to both Norma and I to go into the room while saying "pasalay". Once in the room, Norma gave me a big thumbs up, than gave herself to me for 150 p plus two regalos.

After the cita I left my room a minute or two after Norma left. The old lady peeked her head out from room #4's cracked open door. I looked at this old lady and handed her a 10 pesos coin. She gave me back a small nod and a big smile. At this point I knew that we were going to become good friends during the remaining four hours of my stay at her establishment. I got that same warm smile from her when I gave her two 5 pesos coins after completing my cita with Melissa. She was just beaming when I handed her a $1 bill after dick down Renata in my newest slimehole room."

[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1727107]I don't recall seeing any street girls ever standing near Pepe's parking lot on Nino Heroes.

To the immediate south of Pepe's lot are some run down businesses in commercial storefronts with guys on the sidewalk selling tools.

To the immediate north of Pepe's lot are two story small apartment buildings and mixed use buildings (businesses on the ground floor and housing units above).[/QUOTE]I do believe on the north side of the parking lot you will find the world famous Hotel Tapatio. Some may ask world famous? This hotel did have its 15 minutes of fame when it was all over the world news with reports of fugitive Christopher Dorner being sighted there. I did spend one night there and it was certainly the worst hotel I have ever stayed in.

And I also have walked that block many times, and there are no street girls just a bunch of blankets spread out with people selling everything from tools to shoes, with a lot of old cell phone chargers mixed in.

[QUOTE=Ezinho;1727138]Wanted to get a massage but vivamex is closed for some reason. Walked past Namaste massage on revolution, but it looked too much like a massage envy or one of those chains. Looked like a place my mom would go to LOL. Any massage recommendations from board members. Legit or with extras, as long as the massage is good.

I'll be here tomorrow too so anyone that wants to hang out shoot me a PM.[/QUOTE]Jimena works out of the Garcia hotel. If you take her again, or anyone else up into Hotel Garcia, be sure to have ready the exact change (60 pesos for 20 minutes). The clerk at the oficina in notorious for either having no change for large bills and / or short changing hotel guests.

My recommendation for your next massage is a very small parlor called Arte de Relajaction located in Plaza del Sol. Atre de Relajaction is located at the back end of Plaza del Sol. Plaza del Sol is sort of like a long hallway in between storefronts on third street. The entrance to PdeS is on 3rd street, close to the middle of the block between Constitution and Nino Heroes (Directly across the street from the "KISS" clothing store). This is a place you definitely want to use pesos and not dollars because their in house exchange rate is something like 11:1.

This is their website:

[URL]http://www.artederelajacion.com.mx/[/URL]

Now for the insider information that you won't find on their website:

Some of the masseuse will give you a happy ending HJ for an additional 250 pesos if you know to ask for the "plus" when you tell them what length and type of massage you want.

Suppose you want the 150 pesos half hour massage and also want to pay an additional 250 pesos for the happy ending. You would ask for "masaje de media hora ploose".

Then kick back and relax, you will get a pretty good half hour massage followed by an additional 20 minute happy ending from most of their masseuses.

She spells her name Ximena, in front of hotel Garcia. She's a beautiful girl but she wears heavy make up and outlandish clothing and shoes that make her look trashy. She's very soft and gentle, but appears to have self-esteem issues.

Ximena speaks very little, one word at a time, saying she's from Puebla. She looks scared, unhappy and under stress. Unlike other street girls who are engaging and seem to enjoy sex, Ximena seems to have to endure it. I hate to think she had been trafficked and forced into prostitution by some stupid bastards. Other guys have reported seeing her walk with a short, fat loser on Negrete. Any bro who can speak Spanish please check into her story.

HK strippers were removing their panties when I was there last weekend, it all depends on each stripper. The club gives them their choice how much they want to take off. Some don't even take off their bras. Guys are still sticking their propinas and their tongues up the chicas' pussies in the lesbian show.

I took a visitor from one of the ho-central countries in Asia to hang out in HK a few times over the last few weekends. He liked HK so much that he said if he lived in San Diego, he would go to HK every night!

At least for a visitor from Asia, HK is one of the funnest, sexiest clubs with the best values for the money.

[QUOTE=Ezinho;1727138]The street girl scene is what I'm primarily into, and with the current 15-1 exchange rate it's a good deal. I went up with a girl named jimena, she is skinny and stands near adelitas, not sure which hotel. Service was pretty good toda sin ropa was 300 pesos. This girl has no kids and when she took off her clothes she looked great. She also has a tight pussy which I find is rare for street girls. She was good enough to where I may go up with her again tomorrow. But there are some other nice ones out there now, overall the selection is good.

I did go to Hong Kong and as others have mentioned on another site, the girls now do not remove their bottoms. Not sure why, but I ended up just pushing their bottoms to the side and fingering them anyway. They didn't mind. Also bought a couple fichas which is something I never do and got some very high mileage / intimate ummm. Experiences. Each ficha was 104 pesos, so I'm not doing that anymore, but it was fun to mix it up and molest a dancer LOL.[/QUOTE]

Garcia had tried to short me twice in the past. Their rooms are disgusting, and you need to supply your own soaps in half their rooms. I recalled that two guys tried to solicit a tip from me one time and I was so livid at the condition, that I thought about tossing them off the balcony. The only two good thing about that place is that the staff is so fucking lazy that they don't have anyone knocking on your doors, and that they have a mirror next to the bed so that you can pretend to star in your own porn flick.

Ximena is an odd one. She can be very tender. Or she can be exactly as Solo wrote. Fearful and stressed. Still trying to figure it out. But the last time I was with her, she wasn't fearful of the Putas. We had gone over the limit and another Chica was giving her a hard time for hogging up the room. Well, being the taller girl (she is tall), she didn't take shit from the feisty small chica.

Re HK, it simply is a "fun" place. It doesn't have the feel of a traditional ***** house. One need not be seeking sex to have fun in HK. There is no pressure to pick a girl to screw. There is no fucking stalking waiter following you and tracking your every move like most of the other bars, pressuring you to buy a drink. No waiter "telling you to tip the strippers. " There is little "PRESSURE" to do shit that you're uncomfortable with. The girls don't invisibly flip you off if you don't buy a drink for them. I don't know about how others feel, but whenever I go to HK I feel like a horny teenager all over again.

So yeah, I could see myself vising HK every evening after work if I lived in SD.

Thanks for the tip, that's what I love about this site, always good info from members. I just came back from Arte de Relajacióand, your directions were right on. I got the 60 minute massage for 300 pesos. My masseuse was named Lesly I think, and while she gave a great rub dowm taking care of all my knots, she was built like a sumo wrestler, so I didn't bring up the plooos LOL. She was the only one there at the time, although the girl working the front desk was a cutie. FYI, they give you a card on your first visit where your sixth massage is free.

I banged Ximena again, but she was different today, like she was in a bad mood or something. Whatever, I shouldn't have gone with her again, broke the number one mongering rule with that.

Any one have any info on the dark skinned chick with the curly blond hair, you see her when you first enter the alley. She looks super sexy and her body is banging like a weapon. Any feedback on this one?

Oh well, back out to the alley!

[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1727166]

My recommendation for your next massage is a very small parlor called Arte de Relajaction located in Plaza del Sol. Atre de Relajaction is located at the back end of Plaza del Sol. Plaza del Sol is sort of like a long hallway in between storefronts on third street. The entrance to PdeS is on 3rd street, close to the middle of the block between Constitution and Nino Heroes (Directly across the street from the "KISS" clothing store). This is a place you definitely want to use pesos and not dollars because their in house exchange rate is something like 11:1.

This is their website:

[URL]http://www.artederelajacion.com.mx/[/URL]

Now for the insider information that you won't find on their website:

Some of the masseuse will give you a happy ending HJ for an additional 250 pesos if you know to ask for the "plus" when you tell them what length and type of massage you want.

Suppose you want the 150 pesos half hour massage and also want to pay an additional 250 pesos for the happy ending. You would ask for "masaje de media hora ploose".

Then kick back and relax, you will get a pretty good half hour massage followed by an additional 20 minute happy ending from most of their masseuses.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ezinho;1727484]Thanks for the tip, that's what I love about this site, always good info from members. I just came back from Arte de Relajaciand, your directions were right on. I got the 60 minute massage for 300 pesos. My masseuse was named Lesly I think, and while she gave a great rub dowm taking care of all my knots, she was built like a sumo wrestler, so I didn't bring up the plooos LOL. She was the only one there at the time, although the girl working the front desk was a cutie. FYI, they give you a card on your first visit where your sixth massage is free.

I banged Ximena again, but she was different today, like she was in a bad mood or something. Whatever, I shouldn't have gone with her again, broke the number one mongering rule with that.

Any one have any info on the dark skinned chick with the curly blond hair, you see her when you first enter the alley. She looks super sexy and her body is banging like a weapon. Any feedback on this one?

Oh well, back out to the alley![/QUOTE]Ximena has been in a bad mood lately. Since last week. She isn't as playful as before. But then who knows what issues outside of work that these girls must deal with. This probably wasn't their first vocational choice.

Does the dark skin girl have an overbite (buck teeth)? She's really sweet, even though I've declined to go with her. Playful personality. I suspect that she will be the same upstairs. Nice figure. I'd love to take her dancing to show it off.

[QUOTE=Ezinho;1727484]Any one have any info on the dark skinned chick with the curly blond hair, you see her when you first enter the alley. She looks super sexy and her body is banging like a weapon. Any feedback on this one?[/QUOTE]Ezinho,

It seems like you and I both prefer the flacas.

From your limited description, my guess is that you are asking about Adrianna de Acapulco. Adriana has long hair going down to her thin waist. She bleaches her hair blonde and wears it in such tight curls that it could be described as kinky-looking. Buck teeth, very narrow face (horse face?). She often wears brightly colored clothing that looks very good on her super thin body.

Adrianna de Acapulco has a very tight pussy, one of the tightest in LZ. In the past I've negotiated fully covered F / S for 250 p. She worked out of the Najera Hotel (above La Malquerida Bar) when she first arrived in LZ in January 2014, but with the Najera closed and being rebuilt, Adrianna now has moved five steps to the west and works out of hotel 8075 in the alley. I've enjoyed my fully covered sessions with her.

Adrianna de Acapulco today usually stands on the north sidewalk of the alley, in front of the beauty salon that is one or two storefronts from Constitution. Hotel 8075 is on the south sidewalk of the alley, with its entrance squeezed in between the Oxxo and La Malquerida.

Adriana will dick you around and not in a good way. Several mongers complain of her having a tight pussy but one smart fellow recognized it as a possible vagina defect. She said no to me licking her ass. Otherwise I would have slobbered all over it.

If you like getting your penis in only half way go for it.

I have never been with her but have talked to several people that have and none had great stories to tell.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;1727546]Adriana will dick you around and not in a good way.[/QUOTE]I've only been with Adriana one time and she was excellent. That was in about June 2014. 100% positive experience. I will repeat if I see her again.

I guess we all get treated differently and perhaps I was lucky with Adriana.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;1727546] I have never been with her but have talked to several people that have and none had great stories to tell.[/QUOTE]I just saw her tonight while I was eating a hotdog across the street and talking to "The Bear. ".

She is a real hottie and I really want to try her out. But I also want to tongue her holes; so maybe not an option?

I fucked her once on Friday a few months back. Session was uninspired I like it rough. Pussy is definitely tight but she started complaining because I was pounding her hard from the back and I was calling her working girl and what not. She was telling me in Spanish that I fucked ugly whatever that means. She got mad and tried to move positions and I pushed her face down into the pillow she them breaks out her cell phone and starts texting. I didn't like that so after I blew my load I ripped the rubber off and dumped into her ass crack she freaks out and runs to bathroom and cleans up. Told her to get the fuck out of the room. Hotel desk dude barges in door while I'm getting dressed trying to be a tough guy little does he know I pack an Italian stiletto after I put it in his throat he backs off and says no problema. I get dressed and catch a waiting taxi outside. Don't know what these little working girls are used to I ain't their boyfriend I fuck a certain way and pay accordingly. And if they don't like it they can go work at Starbucks. Before I get flamed by some captain save a hoes on this board for being a women hater let me make clear I need a certain type of women to get me off. I have since found one in the street but I had to through quite a bit before I found my diamond in the rough. I only fuck her because she gives me what I need. I'm a bit of a sadist so most of the street meat chicas are not into it It took a little bit of effort and time. Trust is a big issue so once she trusted me I do whatever I want to her now. She even keeps a little special kit for me. I think she didn't even realize this part of sex so she seems like a curious little virgin again wanting to explore her own sexuality. Insider tip hotel Gloria has porno on the tube but you have to turn it on. The only reason I found out is cause baby girl flipped it on and started jacking off to it while I was getting ready to pound her. It may be a shit hole but I think it heightens the session.