FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;2273016]You make report on public forum, say almost nothing about girls, just when to go - this is news after 10,790+ reports over 13.5 years of A being open? And food bad. Though at least we know time of first session and time you ate. Really.

If you make report, think, and please include names, what you paid for what service, how long, was it fun, would you recommend or repeat- something to help reader make good decisions? Anything else pointless.[/QUOTE]Maybe pointless to you, but I think not for newbies who often ask what time should I go? Is the food good or should I take a break and go to a restaurant? How many Girls around at 16:00?

[QUOTE=XxxJimbo;2268637]I am headed to Berlin next month. I can't go to another city. I don't need late night, can go during the day. I just read a bunch here and from what I see I think I should avoid Artemis and go somewhere that is a bit more relaxed and reasonable. What are the FKKs you senior members suggest I look at in Berlin?[/QUOTE]Although Artemis compared to other FKK clubs in western part of Germany (Golden Time, Samya, Living room) and around Frankfurt (Oase, Sharks) may be higher priced and some girls in fact deny to give honey moon service for 60 Euro in 30 minutes, I would still think you should not bother with other locations in Berlin and instead take advantage of Artemis. Artemis brings all the advantages of an FKK experience. You can choose your girl from a large collection of naked girls and just have to pick the right girl. My experience is that with a 1 HR (120 Euro) session you can find GFE services with a beautiful girl. I usually only avoid all German girls. I know that there may be some German girls around in clubs who give good service but I am just too old and can't forget the service which was given by German hookers in brothels before the era of FKK clubs. IMO FKK club revolutionized the available service and this was only possible with opening of the east european borders.

Bottom line: Go to Artemis and do not bother with other clubs in Berlin. You will end up loose more money on less attractive girls.

[QUOTE=Toto001;2273191]Although Artemis compared to other FKK clubs in western part of Germany (Golden Time, Samya, Living room) and around Frankfurt (Oase, Sharks) may be higher priced and some girls in fact deny to give honey moon service for 60 Euro in 30 minutes, I would still think you should not bother with other locations in Berlin and instead take advantage of Artemis. Artemis brings all the advantages of an FKK experience. You can choose your girl from a large collection of naked girls and just have to pick the right girl. My experience is that with a 1 HR (120 Euro) session you can find GFE services with a beautiful girl. I usually only avoid all German girls. I know that there may be some German girls around in clubs who give good service but I am just too old and can't forget the service which was given by German hookers in brothels before the era of FKK clubs. IMO FKK club revolutionized the available service and this was only possible with opening of the east european borders.

Bottom line: Go to Artemis and do not bother with other clubs in Berlin. You will end up loose more money on less attractive girls.[/QUOTE]Sorry but may be you have better info than I but there is no other FKK club in Berlin, next one is in Leipzig same owner as World and Manhattan, which means the HA. Artemis is a challenging place I really think it is better to try some escort but every one has is own opinion, for me a no go place despite multiple visits.

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;2273016]You make report on public forum, say almost nothing about girls, just when to go - this is news after 10,790+ reports over 13.5 years of A being open? And food bad. Though at least we know time of first session and time you ate. Really.

If you make report, think, and please include names, what you paid for what service, how long, was it fun, would you recommend or repeat- something to help reader make good decisions? Anything else pointless.[/QUOTE]True Nooky. Incomplete information is pointless.

[QUOTE=XxxJimbo;2268637]I am headed to Berlin next month. I can't go to another city. I don't need late night, can go during the day. I just read a bunch here and from what I see I think I should avoid Artemis and go somewhere that is a bit more relaxed and reasonable. What are the FKKs you senior members suggest I look at in Berlin?[/QUOTE]I agree with toto001 here. Yes Artemis is overpriced if you compare to other cities, but you are not in those cities! It is the only serious FKK option in Berlin. The club itself is great and you can have a good time. And as I said in my reports you will find a mix. If you only do one room it's a dice roll. If you do three rooms chances are a couple will be good.

My first night (a Sunday) was pretty good. My second day (Tuesday) was a ton of fun. Just don't expect to get off with a small bill. Expectations is half the battle.

Happy second birthday Vienna. Don't feed the SataneTroll, he got a big stomach. Artemis obviously has not a big need to overpay for nice reports. Maybe you could post some of them to keep the thread balanced. (Already done).

People should sing your song, JohnVonDer. Maybe weird flavour of mine but I only went out of Artemis hungry if I forgot to eat before 2 am (attention, this is information). But in kitchen I am like a prostitute, I can only make the noodle soft. Maybe the chef CEO's here are right as always. PfuiPfui food!

Pinball, I liked your review. For me it is no problem if you prefer to keep the intimacy you did in room for yourself. Most men do so, if not all. Only the lion with the shortest dick have to roar the loudest. Don't be angry with 'Nutten Nooky', I am sure he likes to read here too. No matter which lines.

Keep going.

[QUOTE=Toto001;2273191]Although Artemis compared to other FKK clubs in western part of Germany (Golden Time, Samya, Living room) and around Frankfurt (Oase, Sharks) may be higher priced and some girls in fact deny to give honey moon service for 60 Euro in 30 minutes, I would still think you should not bother with other locations in Berlin and instead take advantage of Artemis. Artemis brings all the advantages of an FKK experience. You can choose your girl from a large collection of naked girls and just have to pick the right girl. My experience is that with a 1 HR (120 Euro) session you can find GFE services with a beautiful girl. I usually only avoid all German girls. I know that there may be some German girls around in clubs who give good service but I am just too old and can't forget the service which was given by German hookers in brothels before the era of FKK clubs. IMO FKK club revolutionized the available service and this was only possible with opening of the east european borders.

Bottom line: Go to Artemis and do not bother with other clubs in Berlin. You will end up loose more money on less attractive girls.[/QUOTE]Simply not true. 1 HR 150, many authenticated super service escorts, all included (no extras but anal). Higher experiences max at 200, but these are really amazing. Artemis is far below its golden days. However, if you do a good DD you can be ok. Artemis is for a full day experience. If all that is needed is sex, escorts in Berlin are very high level, period!

[QUOTE=Danny227;2273702]Simply not true. 1 HR 150, many authenticated super service escorts, all included (no extras but anal). Higher experiences max at 200, but these are really amazing. Artemis is far below its golden days. However, if you do a good DD you can be ok. Artemis is for a full day experience. If all that is needed is sex, escorts in Berlin are very high level, period![/QUOTE]Never used escort in Berlin, and I am curious about using escort in Berlin, but is BBBJ is an issue? Do high end escort service agencies usually provide BBBJ included in price? Or it going to be like in FKK and escort girl will use BBBJ as upsell?

Visited Artemis last Sunday arrived about 5 pm. There were already many men at the club but few women at the time, decided to spend a couple of hours down at the wellness area watching some PL football, thanks for your company Tim!

After the game finished it was time for some fun, but it wasn't so easy to find someone at first so decided to check out the food which was sub standard as usual unfortunately.

First girl I went with was a girl with long blonde hair with enhanced tits she claimed to be of Turkish origin named Tilla or something like that, probably about 30 years old? Told me she has been working at Palace (Frankfurt) and Globe (Zurich) before, she was a sweet girl with a charming personality but wanted extra for GFE service. I had a good time with her but won't repeat due to lack of chemistry and a bit mechanical service.

Second girl was blonde Bulgarian petite girl Axena knew her from before, she has crazy BJ skills and is super tight as a virgin. Always recommended!

After two pops I needed some fuel so decided to go outside the club for some Thai food at restaurant Papaya at Kantstrasse, recommended if you like authentic spicy food. Went back to Artemis and took a dip in the inside pool and dried up in the sauna before heading up to that smoke filled lounge, mgmt seriously need to do something about the ventilation.

Third girl of the night was dark haired beauty Carrie from Bulgaria she is easily one of the prettiest girls at the club. Big tattoo that covers her back, with nicely done enhanced tits, she doesn't provide GFE service with me at least but I recommend her to anyone that like the looks of her. Usually stands at the entrance of the lounge.

Fourth girl was named Meggy, dark haired girl with enhanced tits about 25 years, never asked about nationality but would think Romania!? She has a bubbly personality and jokes a lot so went with her before Q&A which is always stupid, wanted to stay with her for an hour then she wanted 100 extra for BBBJ because it was two half hours! LOL Rejected of course and normally I would have left the room annoyed, but her bubbly and funny mouth made me to stay with her for 30 minutes 110 euros, sub par BBBJ which she simply not very good at, but fucked her good for the rest of the half hour she has a delightful little ****!! Will not repeat.

Lineup was decent but not impressive, would guess about 50 girls at the night shift. All girls I talked to wanted extra for BBBJ and DFK which is the norm at Artemis nowadays. Understand the girls but would think they get more repeat sessions if they wouldn't overcharge in longer sessions, little extra would be OK for the most of us but 50 is to much and some girls want 50 extra for kissing and DATY as well and that's just crazy and costa productive.

I agree with Danny227 that Artemis is for a full day experience only, because with current price level at Artemis you better go to a brothel or hire an escort if you only want to have sex one or two times in Berlin.

[QUOTE=TeddyBears;2274312]Visited Artemis last Sunday arrived about 5 pm. There were already many men at the club but few women at the time, decided to spend a couple of hours down at the wellness area watching some PL football, thanks for your company Tim!

After the game finished it was time for some fun, but it wasn't so easy to find someone at first so decided to check out the food which was sub standard as usual unfortunately.

First girl I went with was a girl with long blonde hair with enhanced tits she claimed to be of Turkish origin named Tilla or something like that, probably about 30 years old? Told me she has been working at Palace (Frankfurt) and Globe (Zurich) before, she was a sweet girl with a charming personality but wanted extra for GFE service. I had a good time with her but won't repeat due to lack of chemistry and a bit mechanical service..[/QUOTE]It confirms that it is a no go place for me, most of the girls have silicone which is a no go for me, I only session natural girls.

[QUOTE=MrHo;2273977]Never used escort in Berlin, and I am curious about using escort in Berlin, but is BBBJ is an issue? Do high end escort service agencies usually provide BBBJ included in price? Or it going to be like in FKK and escort girl will use BBBJ as upsell?[/QUOTE]Never had a problem or a discussion. We just don't talk about it. I yad cases were girls told me when I got there that standard service is 130-150 and all included would be 150-170, but didn't happen much and differences were minor, so it didn't matter. Also, better not to wait for last minute with booking. Make your search ahead of time and make an appointment.

[QUOTE=TeddyBears;2274312] ….but wanted extra for GFE service. [/QUOTE]Great report.

What do you consider to be GFE?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=PinballMachine;2274515]Great report.

What do you consider to be GFE?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]For me GFE-service is when I see a girl that wants to please me with passionate kisses, enjoys DATY and likes to please me with sensitive BBBJ. Just enjoying her self as much as I am!

[QUOTE=Danny227;2274482]Never had a problem or a discussion. We just don't talk about it. I yad cases were girls told me when I got there that standard service is 130-150 and all included would be 150-170, but didn't happen much and differences were minor, so it didn't matter. Also, better not to wait for last minute with booking. Make your search ahead of time and make an appointment.[/QUOTE]I mean with all those annoying negotiations going on in many FKK now, where girls take each DFK, BBBJ and DATY as optional service adding up the total price even more than globe Zurich or escort.

I am interested in using German escort service if BBBJ is given among DATY, DFK etc of course. It would be easier this way even price is bit higher.

As one of the poster posted below, I do not mind paying bit more in FKK, but if girls begin to over up sell dividing each little service to be extra, then it make me want to seek for alternative like escort.

Once upon a time, Artemis was great club with mild upsell that I was willing to accept.

[QUOTE=TeddyBears;2274734]For me GFE-service is when I see a girl that wants to please me with passionate kisses, enjoys DATY and likes to please me with sensitive BBBJ. Just enjoying her self as much as I am![/QUOTE]TB has hit it square on the head. Base level GFE checks all the acronym boxes (particularly DFK and BBBJ) but the real deal is around how it feels. Feels like you both want to be there and are into each other. I've had some great true GFE in Brazil, Japan, and New Zealand of all places!

Strangely actually two of my top GFE for the year were CBJ. The kissing and the sex were so passionate and heartfelt that the CBJ was just a meh whatever. Repeated with both of them.