Talked with a well-traveled friend anoche.
He has visited AR 9x. He prefers Sosua to BSAS. And not just because of the AR inflation!
Posting out of order but had to share this story
ok. i had to share this story out of order for my trip. this is for night #5:
january 13, 2012.
ok, this friday the thirteenth shit is real! the day started innocently enough. i knew that i had to get noemi out of the house so that i would have time to pick up my brother from pop airport, but she was seriously into sleep mode and looked like she was molecularly bonded to my comforter and mattress. i let her lounge for a bit, confident that i could have her out and about by 1:30 pm to give me plenty of time to drop her off wherever i needed to and get to the airport. i finally shook her awake at 1:35 and she smiles up at me and enquires "podemos tener sexo mi amor?" dammit! women and their timing. there was absolutely no time to get us both in and out of the shower and have the boxspring rocking. after quickly dismissing the idea of doing it in the shower, i firmly told her no and she frowned before shrugging it off and hopping that beautiful ass into the shower.
that should have been all of the hint that i needed that the day was going to be an odd one, but it wasn't. her and i showered together and i was able to drop her off at her sisters house who happened to live near the airport (a lucky break for me). i boogied to the airport just in time to get my brother coming out of the terminal, so all seemed good. i dropped him off at the villa that we were renting then, after he got settled, we went on the usual dr activities runs (shopping for rum, a run to the phone store, hitting the bank, etc). we then killed some time at passions and cmp before heading to classicos around 11.
now the club was packed and the place was live! chicas everywhere, mongers everywher, it was bananas! my brother and i went upstairs and spent a couple of hours scouring the place for the 'perfect one. ' he found his pretty early, a brown skinned dominicana with an incredible ass. my search took a little longer, until at 12:30 i spotted her. (with absolutely no idea of what was to come).
she was petite with nice size tits, a slim waist and a plump little ass (just the way that i like them). it also didn't hurt that she had her own hair flowing to the middle of her back and a very pretty face. she wasn't a 10, but was a strong 8 bordering on 8. 5 when she smiled. i licked my lips in anticipation as i approached her standing by herself at the bar. i had noticed a couple of other guys trying to talk to her earlier and didn't think to ponder on why they all had walked away with a perplexed look on their faces. i should have.
i walked up to her and said 'hola, como estas? ' and she smiled beautifully before turning around and grinding that firm ass on me. i thought to myself, 'hell yeah! ' and reached around for a handful of breast and met no resistence from her. we bumped and grinded for nearly half an hour, all the while me hard as hell and her getting freakier with each passing song. my brother turned to me and asked if she was the one for the night and i replied 'absolutely! ' i turned to ask her if she wanted to go home with me and she replied to me in sign language! she was mute.
now i'm like, what the fuck am i going to do. clearly this broad can hear, but am i really trying to fuck someone handicapped? am i that far gone as a monger? do i really want to go to that special hell? then my eyes fell on her body and the answer to all of those questions was an obvious yes. so i repeated my question and this time she just nodded. i asked her if she wanted to stay the night, and she nodded again. cool, or so i thought.
so we get into the car, her in the front passenger seat with me, and my brother and his new friend in the back seat. as i'm driving, i hear this odd clicking and chirping noise coming from my right and turn to see my date signing and making these wierd ass little noises! i ask her if she's ok, and she replies in sign language and those wierd alien like noises that aren't really words at all. my brother is in the back seat laughing his ass off.
so now i have a bigger dilemma. i have a mute and mentally impaired woman sitting besides me with a killer body, a beautiful face, and a desire to get fucked for money. i am absolutely confident that a special hell awaits me if i do it, but we are already almost at the villa and i have absolutely no idea how i would break it to her. i'm feeling stuck, damn friday the 13th!
i finally man up and decide to go for it, what's the worse that can happen. bad question.
i get her to my room, trying not to notice how hard my brother is trying not to laugh. i lead my hand gesturing and mouth clicking / beeping date to the bed and suddenly she is all over me. regardless of any issues with her vocal chords or parts of her brain, the rest of her anatomy clearly worked! before long she and i were both naked and going at it heavily. the wierd noises seemed appropriate then, but the hand signing was still a little unsettling as she rode me. i had to hit her doggy style to get that shit to stop. i will give her credit, her body was exceptional and she really knew how to use it. and talk about tight pussy.
anyway, so after we're done, we're laying in the bed trying to have a conversation. now i speak a fair amount of spanish and usually have absolutely no broblem engaging dominican women in after sex talks. i was totally unprepared for a situation where i couldn't understand a fucking thing that she was saying! as she lay there, those perfect titties in my face, chirping and clicking and signing (yes, i know that saying this will guarantee a special spot south of the equator in hell, but i must) i was struck by the memory of a favorite cartoon show of mine as a child.
surely you remember battle of the planets (also known as gatchaman or g-force) with the wierd little boy named keyop who could only talk in clicks and beeps and whistles? well i did, and at that moment i was struck with the thought,"i just fucked keyop!" i didn't mean to, but i erupted into laughter, and without her even knowing what i found so funny, she started to laugh too (and click and beep and whoop).
i had had enough. suddenly i became afraid that if i let her stal all night, i'd be responsible for finding away to get her home in the morning (and i had very little confidence that she could communicate where she lived to me or mr. motoconcho). i neede to get her back to classicos asap in the hopes that her friends / handlers were still around after they failed so miserably in their duties by letting her go off with a strange man. reasoning correctly that she might not notice the change in plans, i handed her her clothing and started to get dressed. thankfully keyop took the hint and quickly got dressed. then the final piece of insanity took place.
normally, i always discuss price with a chica before having sex with them. in my initial excitement and subsequent shock, it had slipped my mind. it clearly hadn't slipped hers as she excitedly typed something in her phone and shoved it into my face with a click and chirp that i assumed were full of satisfaction. her phone said "3000." i damn near fell off of the bed. keyop was trying to punk me! i told her no way. 3000 was more than i'd pay for an all night lay and that i would give her 1500. of course that was followed by another round of sound affects that would make a human beatbox jealous before she typed (and i swear that this is not a typo by me)"20000. i just looked at her, suddenly tired of the whole thing, and reached into my pocket for the 2000 pesos i had and handed it to her. she frowned, clucked (yes, it was a new sound, rather chickenish) then got up to head for the door.
suddenly, something on my floor caught her attention and she once again got animated with the signing and pointing and noises. i figured out that she was talking about my trojan ecstasies in a box on the floor. she pointed at the box and held up one finger. i said 'why the hell not? ' and nodded. she tore off two and quickly stuffed them into her purse. i herded her out of the house and into the car, speedily making my way back to classicos to drop keyop off into the caring hands of her friends. i then hauled ass home to write every detail of this fucking day.