Pattaya Reports

Hello Fellow Punters:

I am headed back to Pattaya soon and since it's been a few years I wanted to know if some of my fellow punters would update me on of few things?

First, though I always sample plenty of the local fair, I wonder if someone could tell me where the Eastern Bloc girls hang out?

Second, I also like to sample the more chubby fair at times, any leads on any places in particular where I might find girls of more uh. Substance?

Third, I have heard reports that beach road girls are starting to charge 600 and 700 baht, is this true?

Fourth, Pregnant ladies, does anyone know where I can find any?

Fifth, Does anyone know of any good provider that explores the anal alternative?

As always, thanks so much to my fellow Pattaya punters for any help or suggestions.

JohnnieBravo

[QUOTE=HenryV;1330596]Get this, was at the Sandy Spring (Soi 13) and went down to check out the Penthouse, would be closer to my nephew. Told them I would stay for 10 days, then asked if they would pick up my bags at the Sandy Spring, they said no. Can you believe that? They will go to the Airport, but not a few streets up to accomodate a potential guest who would stay for 10 days. Go figure.[/QUOTE]Hey Henry,

I made the same mistake some time ago. Booked the wrong hotel way out in the sticks. I'the heard about the Penthouse. One night, after a session in the Walking Street, we (me and my girl for that night from Peppermint Go-Go) staggered past the Penthouse which is just around the corner from the Walking Street. I couldn't be bothered with the hassle of getting back to my hotel. They had a room so we just stayed there. She was very happy. Gave me a great night and some lovely wake up sex. I spoke to the Penthouse Manager in the morning about changing hotels. This was no problem. He even provided a complimentary car for me to go back and collect my bags. I think this is all part of the service for people, like me, who make mistakes like booking the wrong hotel.

[QUOTE=HenryV; 1330600]World ecomomics being what it is, this group is beginning to travel more, particularly the Indians. They now must learn, as other groups did, how to travel. It is mostly a issue of ecomonics, not race. When five guys go into a bar and one buys a draft beer you can understand why the owner gets angry. Watch them negotiating on beach road, they don't understand the concept of a "negotiating range" and, as a result, bargain themselves out of a reasonable exchange.

I believe that, with experience, this will change.[/QUOTE]I have normally stayed away from these sort of posts, but it is frustrating. I am a british born indian, well educated and well groomed. Still management at Makati feels it appropriate to charge me an entry fee on Sunday. I always play on my own. Sometimes, I have paid, whilst others I have just walked away. What is frustrating is that it sends a message to the girls who tend to ignore you as you are indian, very likely following the example or tone of management. It does not stop one playing, just requires a bit more work.

[QUOTE=JohnnieBravo;1330663]First, though I always sample plenty of the local fair, I wonder if someone could tell me where the Eastern Bloc girls hang out?[/QUOTE]Walking Street & Beach Road where it meets Walking St.

[QUOTE=JohnnieBravo;1330663]Second, I also like to sample the more chubby fair at times, any leads on any places in particular where I might find girls of more uh. Substance?[/QUOTE]Anywhere. Just open your eyes.

[QUOTE=JohnnieBravo;1330663]Third, I have heard reports that beach road girls are starting to charge 600 and 700 baht, is this true?[/QUOTE]Up to you and what you negotiate. Some pay 300. Some pay 1000. Fair exchange is no robbery.

[QUOTE=JohnnieBravo;1330663]Fourth, Pregnant ladies, does anyone know where I can find any?[/QUOTE]No particular hangout for pregnant chicks, but Beach Road would be your best bet.

[QUOTE=JohnnieBravo;1330663]Fifth, Does anyone know of any good provider that explores the anal alternative?[/QUOTE]YMMV. Try Beach Road.

[QUOTE=HenryV; 1330603]Jackson,

I noticed you have been taking a proactive role in keeping the forum on point.

I appreciate and applaud your efforts.[/QUOTE]It's good to know cause sometimes when it's not clearly spell out and the reviews sounds soo awesome and later find out hopefully not to late that you don't plan on switching teams. Hahaha

[QUOTE=HenryV; 1330600]World ecomomics being what it is, this group is beginning to travel more, particularly the Indians. They now must learn, as other groups did, how to travel. It is mostly a issue of ecomonics, not race. When five guys go into a bar and one buys a draft beer you can understand why the owner gets angry. Watch them negotiating on beach road, they don't understand the concept of a "negotiating range" and, as a result, bargain themselves out of a reasonable exchange.

I believe that, with experience, this will change.[/QUOTE]It's all about the money, they love you when you're not too cheap.

Too bad many people stereotype a culture and not treat each person as an individual.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1330795]Walking Street & Beach Road where it meets Walking St.

Anywhere. Just open your eyes.

Up to you and what you negotiate. Some pay 300. Some pay 1000. Fair exchange is no robbery.

No particular hangout for pregnant chicks, but Beach Road would be your best bet.

YMMV. Try Beach Road.[/QUOTE]The way it works here is the (EWR) early work release plus the tip for the girl?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Jgm005;1328483]I carry back and forth from the States a trove of sex toys in my carry on and not once has anyone on any security checkpoint in any country has made a comment or wanted to see 'what is this'![/QUOTE]Oh boy you're a brave person to have them in the carry on bag and not checked in baggage.

I can imagine the scenario at the airport screening after the x-ray they make you line them up for display on the table for inspection, if some are Mechanically operated for you to give them a demo to prove that it is actual toys. I would rather just purchase them at the destination to save the potential embarrassment, if someone videos it and goes viral on youtube, god help you. LOL

Any good sized massage fishbowl parlors like they have in BKK?

Yeah at the top of soi 2 and second Road. Look for the word Sabai and just pick one, don't like what you see, go the the next one.

[QUOTE=GuyLuvsParty;1330867]The way it works here is the (EWR) early work release plus the tip for the girl?[/QUOTE]No. That is how it works in Angeles City, and it is all inclusive. No tip is needed. Beach Road is a street that runs along the beach and it is loaded with freelancers. Last night at midnight there were literally hundreds (way more than usual). It is also apparent that the mongering / tourist traffic is down right now. But you do all your negotiations with the girl and you either take her back to your hotel or you rent a short time hotel for $4 if that is what you want.

[QUOTE=GuyLuvsParty; 1330890]Oh boy you're a brave person to have them in the carry on bag and not checked in baggage.

I can imagine the scenario at the airport screening after the x-ray they make you line them up for display on the table for inspection, if some are Mechanically operated for you to give them a demo to prove that it is actual toys. I would rather just purchase them at the destination to save the potential embarrassment, if someone videos it and goes viral on youtube, god help you. LOL[/QUOTE]I never check a bag so I have always carried my toys inside of my backpack in a smaller compartmentalized zip up bag that I bought at Goodwill. Whenever screeners at any given country have gone to investigate it has been more embarrassment for them than for me. Hell I already know I'm a freak and am comfortable with who I am. But you have to remember they see tons of these things through the x-ray machine everyday so they know how they look from that vantage point. It is only if they take them out in front of the other travelers that they may get embarrassed.

Searched the forum. Is there a tidy first timers guide walking me through my first trip to Thailand? If you know, similar to bwana dik or bubba's guide to Rio, Brazil?

There are lots of bits and pieces I see various places on the web. Thanks for any help.

I'm finally coming back to Thailand after about 5 years. I'll be going straight from the airport to Pattaya and will arrive around 2am Friday morning.

What time are the bars closing these days?

I'd love to get a blowjob and maybe a massage in my room to help me sleep, any decent outcall service still operating around 3am? Or is finding someone on Beach Road my only option? What about the Soi 6 bars?

Thanks!

Hilarious:

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Caused quite a stir back then, what a shame the Chior cried him off.