Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Optional;1682350]Hi all,

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Also, unrelated question: I have a thing for spinners. The smaller and skinnier, the better. Might anyone have any recommendations for a good one at any of the massage parlors here in BKK? Thank you in advance![/QUOTE]Hi Sunlover. I know the perfect girl for you, but I have a personal rule about not posting names. I tried to PM you, but you don't have a membership--pay the 20 bucks! Anyway, go to Mango and I think you will find more than one option.

Best, TTG.

[QUOTE=Simian;1682310]This is one of the oldest hooker tricks in the book so that they can continue to work even when they are menstruating. They wear a "Dutch Cap," aka diaphragm or a cervical cap invariably made of silicone or similar substance which seals off the womb from the rest of the vagina by covering the cervix. Normally such a device is used as a contraceptive. But something that prevents a bodily secretion from going up will also prevent bodily fluid from coming down. This will be especially effective during the low-flow days of their period. For some reason I have experienced it far less in Thailand than in Europe.[/QUOTE]Nah! They stuff a sponge up there known euphemistically as a "Luuk Kai" or baby chicken. This is the normal practice in Thailand. A finger up the pussy usually finds it. The problem is my dick is much longer than a finger, so it interferes with fucking comfort levels. LOL. Never heard of a Diaphragm being used.

Hi guys,

Well I don't post much, but anyhow have a question.

Will be in BKK. Next week for a few days before going back to work.

I have limited time away from the other half.

At Bamboo or even Tulips who gives the 2 shot special with a 2 hour session.

Looked at some reports and could not really see a standard answer, seems it varied from girl to girl.

Thanks all.

[QUOTE=Passingthru69;1683073]@ At Bamboo or even Tulips who gives the 2 shot special with a 2 hour session.
Looked at some reports and could not really see a standard answer, seems it varied from girl to girl. [/QUOTE]2 shots in two hours is the standard at Tulip or Mango or Snow White. My personal experience at Bamboo is 2 shots. Actually, for Tulip or Mango or Snow White-- 3 shots if you can. We look forward to your report.

Hi,

Seems all the full service oily's are around Soi 24. Any tips on which is the best? I heard EZ1/2 pretty good. Any tips or advice on girl to pick appreciated (mate told me Teya pretty good but mostly does outcalls).

Cheers

P.S: My area seems to cater to gays only ie, around Silom.

[QUOTE=TimTimGuy;1683093]2 shots in two hours is the standard at Tulip or Mango or Snow White. My personal experience at Bamboo is 2 shots. Actually, for Tulip or Mango or Snow White-- 3 shots if you can. We look forward to your report.[/QUOTE]I can recall in one of my experiences with a high performance oriented girl named "Nana" at Snow White she showed me 5 condoms before the show but in the end she made me used 4 condoms with full hard on fucks in her wet pussy. Duration was 2 hours.

That was the best memorable pleasure I got in life from any MP at Bangkok so far. Fucking like rabbits Wow!

Thanks guys, yes I will give a report, went to Tulips 2 years ago and the girl and I just did not seem to hit it off to well.

I just paid for the time and limited service that was given and left.

Hopefully this time will be better.

[QUOTE=Passingthru69;1683211]Thanks guys, yes I will give a report, went to Tulips 2 years ago and the girl and I just did not seem to hit it off to well.

I just paid for the time and limited service that was given and left.

Hopefully this time will be better.[/QUOTE]There are many reasons why a girl and you will not hit it off very well. There is always a bit of luck involved in getting the right girl who suits your mood at the time and your character. Having said that, many mongerers go to places like Tulip, Mango and other similar places with a specific strategy in mind. It might be to pick a girl who has worked well before. Of course you have to try a few before you get to that stage. Or a recommendation from another hobbist. This one does not always work because what the other guy enjoyed may be tedious for you.

Invariably, I go to massage places and try to discern from the lineup which one I want to be with based on their demeanour. I never pick a girl if she does not look at me. Not looking at me, especially looking off to one side, is a clear indicator that the girl is tired, had her pussy pounded too much that day or is not in a good mood and is only in the lineup because she had to obey the mamasan when there is an "all girls on deck" call.

Some girls will look at you and kinda smile but perhaps their heart is not into it. They may want the money, they may not be in a bad or tired mood and may not have had their pussy pounded all day but they may be more suitable for the punter who wants a slow shag and a nice massage as opposed to a PSE. Although Tulip, Mango and other places have the reputation of PSE, this is not always what gets provided.

Lastly, the punter's experience may sometimes depend on his own mood. What one day appears quirky or funny may another day be a complete turn-off or deal breaker, depending on hangovers, rip-offs in another place, being bothered by the cops on Sukhumvit road or being grouchy because you are tired.

I have had my fair share of not-great experiences in the better massage places mentioned in this board but usually, when I ask myself afterwards after I have got a little perspective, it is because I was in a bad mood before going in and perhaps wanted some sex to raise my spirits or as a diversion and my expectations were therefore probably somewhat unrealistic. If I find that I am in a bad mood, I try to change it by heading off for a beer or doing something else different, such as taking in a movie, before heading off for the 2 hour special. Or even pay a bit more and take the girl out to the comfort of your hotel.

I only visit Thailand and live abroad most of the time. Even though I am within walking distance of a FS massage place where I live abroad, I am known for walking in, checking the lineup and if there is no one there who appeals to me or the mood is not right, I leave and come back later or the next day. This works for me and I have found that my so-so experiences have really diminished to almost zero because of it.

I did this in Addict Massage during my most recent visit. Regulars at Addict will know that you sit down in an armchair while the girls come out and stand in a line in front of you while you make your choice. And Addict has some good looking ladies too and the airline uniforms are a fun extra which I thought before entering would put me in the mood. The mamasan was not pleased when I declined the selection and I left. Even though I had to walk past most of the girls which was not easy and the collective disappointment was palpable on their part, I left because I felt that the mood was wrong (most likely my mood). Went off for a few drinks and visited Mango a couple of hours later and had a great time with a girl I had been with before.

Just arrived in suk, 0545 am. Cannot wait for the oilies to open. Absolutely buzzing. Expect some reports later today. 55555

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1682988]The problem is my dick is much longer than a finger, so it interferes with fucking comfort levels.[/QUOTE]Lucky you. :(

[QUOTE=Simian;1683382]Lastly, the punter's experience may sometimes depend on his own mood. What one day appears quirky or funny may another day be a complete turn-off or deal breaker, depending on hangovers, rip-offs in another place, being bothered by the cops on Sukhumvit road or being grouchy because you are tired.

I only visit Thailand and live abroad most of the time. Even though I am within walking distance of a FS massage place where I live abroad, I am known for walking in, checking the lineup and if there is no one there who appeals to me or the mood is not right, I leave and come back later or the next day. This works for me and I have found that my so-so experiences have really diminished to almost zero because of it..[/QUOTE]I hear you and am the same way. Having the luxury of living in BKK, I don't bother hitting the oilies unless I am really in the mood. Even then sometimes I am just not into it and don't book a session.

Yes you guys are correct in how one's mood is when we go for an oily.

Was in Pattaya the other week.

Had a bit of time so I went to Soi 6 Nothing there seemed to jump out and fuck me.

Then went to two of the bigger soapy off of 2nd Road.

First one nothing really caught my eye.

Then off to the next one.

Saw a girl there and waited a bit.

Then off we went.

So yes one's mood does affect things in having a fun time.

[QUOTE=TimTimGuy;1683093]2 shots in two hours is the standard at Tulip or Mango or Snow White. My personal experience at Bamboo is 2 shots. Actually, for Tulip or Mango or Snow White-- 3 shots if you can. We look forward to your report.[/QUOTE]It's actually UNLIMITED shots on offer, as much as you can manage in the time (at Tulip / Mango / SW, don't know about Bamboo). That's a significant difference. Most guys can do 2, but if you have time and want to keep going after that 2nd shot, you sure can, and there's no need to pay extra. I've done 3 on several occasions, even 4 once in 2 h (younger days).

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;1683475]It's actually UNLIMITED shots on offer, as much as you can manage in the time (at Tulip / Mango / SW, don't know about Bamboo). That's a significant difference. Most guys can do 2, but if you have time and want to keep going after that 2nd shot, you sure can, and there's no need to pay extra. I've done 3 on several occasions, even 4 once in 2 h (younger days).[/QUOTE]4 in two hours! Respect! Who was the skilled lady? I can only manage two in 90 min. Actually after two I kind of lose interest. Would love to find one that turned me on enough for a third.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1683529]4 in two hours! Respect! Who was the skilled lady? I can only manage two in 90 min. Actually after two I kind of lose interest. Would love to find one that turned me on enough for a third.[/QUOTE]Try Nana at Snow White. She was the girl with whom I had 4 times in 2 hrs. It was in early 2013 and I was then 39 yrs old.

Current punters may throw some light on Nana about her current performance.

Planning to visit Bangkok this year will definitely look for Nana for another wild session.