yes, the romanian is there
No, They do not have a sign, building No. 5 on the right side, ground floor.
I called the romanian girl (as we exchanged phone numbers), we had breakfast together in Cilantro.
Unfortunately, I am travelling to Jordan sunday morning for 2 weeks.
Amman is a good place as well for iraqi and syrian girls(although they are higher bit expensive, but proffesional and have some nice tactics)
I am missing tunisian nurse was working in the hospital near my hotel, I got contact with her when she helped me to show direction for a supernmarket. she was impressed when she recognized I am egyptian.
Only two days later she stayed the night in my hotel room(for free).
Wish me good luck in Amman, I will keep posting here.
Chinese sharmuta in Maadi
If you're a foreigner I have a number for a Chinese girl that is frankly so-so in the looks department (of course nothing like the ones I seen in Singapore and China, but for Egypt it's not bad). I saw her buying corn from the street stall on her way to Far East/Maharajah. Of course, if I had not spoken to her in some of the Chinese I learned from the Chinese sharmutas in Singapore and showed her a few spare Remembi notes she would have thought I am just another horny dumbass Egyptian and not got into my car. Anyway, I did manage to get her down for 200 LE @ one-shot (which is not bad, they were 800 LE a couple months ago). Oh, she doesn't have her own place, so you need to have one (must be in Maadi).
Senior Members PM only please. And no Egyptian please (I'm sorry to say, we are cheapasses and cause problems)
Status Update on Cairo Massage Parlors
Status Update on Cairo Massage Parlors
I’m excited to hear about Egy Mada’s report about the MP near Wonderland in Nasr City, but for a few months we hadn’t had a whole lot of news about the Cairo massage parlor scene. Things seemed pretty bleak with Tehran Clinic’s closing, but then I saw that our former compatriot Maxmara has had to deal with mp closings in Beirut, so we were not alone in our misery.
Anyway, since there were not many recent reports to go on to help me find a replacement for my Tehran visits, I decided to make a personal survey of as many places I could find. In addition to the places with extras still operating, I included places that ended up being legitimate without extras, as well as a number of older places I had visited in the last couple of years (the list of closed places gives you a sense of how fluid things are; hopefully it helps newcomers who RTFF and get their hopes up from old reports). Al Waseet advertising newspaper was a big help; the ads for spas are typically in English (at least the name), but the same places are not advertised in each issue.
It’s exhausting work, so let me pass on some requests for information: Places in Maadi? Places that advertise only in Arabic? The deal with the near Wonderland, including the location? New versions of closed places like Tehran? Any information would be welcome.
Here goes my report:
Dokki
International Center for Chinese Medicine
No longer in Dokki, but has reopened in Mohandiseen/Agouza; see below.
Miss Egypt
No longer operating; now some sort of office.
Tehran Healthy Clinic
Closed. The Bawaab told me it’s done. The outside sign is down, and there’s some sort of police seal on the door.
Thai Spa
Advertises in Al Waseet, located north of Midan Fini. Has legitimate massage only, though the massage and ambiance are outstanding. Telephone 0118488115 or 33374157.
Mohandiseen/Agouza
Bella Donna
The “back office” location near Lebanon Square is no longer operating; it’s now a music studio. I don’t know if the main beauty parlor behind the Atlas Zamalek hotel offers massage anymore.
Dana Center
Closed.
Dream Gym
Closed for a long time now.
Holiday Express Hotel Fitness Center
Open, though the advertisements in al Waseet usually do not give the name of the place. I have not returned lately since I am not so excited about one of my former favorites, Wessam, whose attitude and service had really soured over several previous visits. Located on Gamat ad Dawal al Arabiya next to the Nabila hotel. Telephone 0181361694 or 0192362433.
International Center for Health
Formerly the International Center for Chinese Medicine, this place has been renamed and reopened in a new location in Mohandiseen/Agouza (they hadn’t had any Chinese girls or anything Chinese related since they were located in Giza a couple of years ago anyway). To get there, make a left at the Coop petrol station on Gamat ad Dawal al Arabiya, on the left side of the street (with your back to the Nile). Take this until you reach the tip of a triangular garden/park-like area with a small mosque; take the right hand fork in the road (I forget the street name, but the building is number 52 on the right side of the street). Go into the alley from the building entrance; you’ll know it from the set of mirrors on the wall. Go up the flight of stairs; the center is on the first landing, and there is a sign. The girls are curvy but not fat, and a couple are pretty good looking. They are all very friendly, usually watching tv from behind the front desk when you enter, but what I miss about the old ICCM in Dokki was that you were just about guaranteed a bbbj every time you visited; here things can be more limited. The neighborhood is rather baladi so I was surprised to find the center in such an area, but I was told that the owner is also a zabit (cop) so he can get away with things. Price is 150 for massage, but they try to charge foreigners 180.
Nadia’s
I visited to say hi to the lovely Madame Nadia (what a MILF, if she were actually available for massages I would be a regular patron, as the women I’ve met there are not exactly on the lithe and lovely side). But the center is open, located on Gamat ad Dawal al Arabiya near where the ramp from the bridge to Zamalek descends.
Sheherazade Hotel Fitness Center
The hotel is closed, though the fitness center had been closed for a while; I had last visited in Ramadan, when the operation was a different one from Nadia’s previous management.
Manial
Nile Gym
The sign on the exterior of the building is still up, and the window has been open the last few times I passed, so I went to check it out though it had been reported closed for at least a year. I went up the main staircase to the entrance, and saw that it is not “Yasmine Learning Center.” Not sex education, unfortunately, just some sort of tutoring center. No answer at the back door either.
Downtown/Tahrir
Sherry Nile in the Ramses Hilton
I’ve never tried it, since from earlier reports it sounds expensive. Any recent experiences by anyone?
Nasr City
Body Health Club
I tried this place on Ibrahim Nawar Street. A lively Iraqi lady named Fifi was on the desk when I visited, and there was a kind of greeter/bouncer guy who takes you into the hallway to the rooms. (They only have three rooms so they strongly urge booking ahead). 27 year old Aya gave me my massage, and it was a very sensual one, and she was quite affectionate. Massage was 100 for a half hour, 200 for hour, and I tipped LE50. There’s a bakery that makes excellent Iraqi bread in the next building, for a pre- or post- session snack. Telephone 0125430114 or 22702282.
Elite Spa
Elite is on Hisham Labib street parallel to Mustafa al Nahas Street in Nasr City. I had two good sessions here. Both times were very good hand jobs, although one girl didn’t let me touch her. When you come in they have you fill out an application, and the doors have little windows (the hj is through the disposable boxers they supply). So a little strange, but the girls knew what they were doing. Advertises often in Al Waseet.
New Relax/ Relax
The numbers I have for New Relax from an old Al Waseet no longer work; a while back I had gotten through and they told me they were near Abbas Aqqad Street. I did see a second-floor sign on a building on Izzat Sakama Street in Nasr City, just off Abbas Aqqad. I went inside the building, but the doorbell for Relax did not work and there was no answer to my knock, but there were no seals or padlocks suggesting a police closure, so could there still be hope some day for this one? I did see a new advertisement for a spa with Relax in the name in Al Waseet recently but did not have a chance to try it yet.
Royal Spa
I had seen Royal spa’s ad in Al Waseet advertising newspaper, and so visited recently. The directions I got when I called were unclear, so I wandered around for a while until a local guy led me to the street I wanted, Ahmed Essam Gouda, which is parallel to Abbas al Aqqad Street. Look for the Gad Restaurant near the intersection of Aqqad and M Street, or the Ceramica Cleopatra nearby. Cross to the Ceramica Cleopatra side of the street and go in one block to Gouda. Royal is on the ground floor at number 49, and you cannot miss the place, it is very prominently signed.
When I arrived I told the very sexy receptionist that I wanted a massage (I hate it when the receptionists are so good looking, it truly is false advertising and get’s your hopes up so high . . .). She asked what kind, and I made the mistake of choosing Thai massage from the menu. She led me to the room, but unfortunately did not stay. Then an Egyptian guy came in to put the mat and towel on the floor, and I was afraid he would be giving the massage. Luckily, it was not him but the very nice Indonesian lady on staff (she did say there is a real Thai woman on staff too, but it was her night off). I wrote that I made a mistake in asking for the Thai massage, because that was exactly what I got, a real Thai massage (a pretty good one, though) but nothing more. The lady was large, and married, so I did not pursue anything extras, and no extras were offered). I should have just asked for a soft massage or something like that. But beyond the Indonesian lady, I saw two other women, one curvy Egyptian (not great, but could be fun to play with), and another woman who looked Caucasian and, without meaning to insult anyone, looked rather butch for lack of another term. But there were four men in the waiting area when I arrived at 8:30, two more when I left, and one more entering from the street, so there must be something interesting going on. The little windows in the doors of the massage rooms raise some doubts about how much goes on, but where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Cost for a massage is LE 150.
I returned a couple of weeks later on a Sunday afternoon. The place was not busy, and I was not asked about what kind of massage I wanted. I guess the receptionist figured I liked Asians, so she sent a 29-year old Chinese woman to my room. She had a cute petite body and a very perky smile and personality, plus some English and Arabic. She gave an outstanding massage, with a lot of butt-pushing and prodding in a not-really sexual/sort of sexy way. We ultimately agreed to a handjob for LE100 (too much, I know, but I hadn’t had service from a Chinese girl in a long time). It was very good, and she really enjoyed my reciprocal nipple sucking and groping. She was looking up a lot at the small exposed portion of the window in the door, and kept saying that the manager did not approve. That is hard to believe, but in this climate I guess the managers need to keep a level of plausible deniability. She also said not to tell anyone about this (!) but this service is obviously what keeps them in business! On the way in and out I did see some cute Egyptian girls, especially one tall one.
Heliopolis
Rosa Spa
I stopped by in mid-May, and it looked rather dark. I called their number from the doorstep, and heard the phone ring inside for a long time, unanswered. So it appears to be closed.
The Spa
Baghdad Street. No fun massages.
World Spa
I’ve had some good sessions here lately. The center is located near the Fairmont Towers Hotel on the airport road (you can ask taxi drivers for the “Masakin Sheraton” neighborhood). World itself is located on the street perpendicular to the airport road; I forget its name, but it has a long park between the middle two lanes. The center is on the left side at number 90 (third floor, apartment 15), and the entrance to the building is flanked by a stationery store and an NSGB branch. The girls are slender and in their early 20s, and they tend to give you a full hour. The only drawback is that the management has been a little nervous lately and so do spot checks to make sure that no FS or full nudity is going on. Base fee LE 150. Telephone 22690874 or 0167999652 or 0173879558.