Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Tomasb;1684378]What's the best place for a nuru massage in Bangkok?

Please don't tell me to RTFF as this thread is filled with drivel and interested in updated opinions anyway.

I walked by Dr. BJ's last night and noticed one side advertises nuru though thought the girls were not very attractive and some quite large to be sitting on my back.[/QUOTE]How are you defining nuru? I think of the lotion that washes off and leaves neither residue nor scent to alert another woman (or fellow subway passengers, etc.) as a nuru massage. I didn't know that having a vagina sliding back and forth on my spine is supposed to be a requirement.

It sounds like "nuru massage" means the body massage on an air mattress part of a sudsy massage parlor without the bath tub or the air mattress.

Akane gets my vote as a sampler. 1,100 for a very thorough washing, complete with finger, and later tongue, busily burrowing. Nuru gel, body to body, and the lady is on top of you. True, it is nominally "only" CBJ; but, it uses nuru gel. Like a MacDonalds hamburger outlet, service seems to be very consistent. There's a 1,700 option where a second girls turns up halfway through. Go with a VIP room so you're on a real bed and it could probably be a bit like being attacked by half a dozen boa constrictors. I've had two girls a few times at Akane, Typically one was sucking and the other squirming.

Going off topic for just a moment, I've had women use my back as a Whammo slip and slide ([URL]http://www.wham-o.com/product/slip_n_slide.html[/URL]) even at non-naughty oilies. Perhaps the question is not where to find the best nuru, but how to get it once you're inside the door.

Straying further off topic, there were a couple of posts about The Office Massage Club. I thought I'd mention that there is also "The Office" sports bar and restaurant on S'vit Soi 33. The ladies there had numbers my last visit, and I believe that they were on the menu. I've never tried taking one out, though.

[QUOTE=Tomasb;1684378]What's the best place for a nuru massage in Bangkok?

Please don't tell me to RTFF as this thread is filled with drivel and interested in updated opinions anyway.

I walked by Dr. BJ's last night and noticed one side advertises nuru though thought the girls were not very attractive and some quite large to be sitting on my back.[/QUOTE]If the thread is filled with drivel then why did you bother to ask? Do some research, then some legwork, file a report and become a thread superstar instead of complaining.

[QUOTE=RalphKramden;1684487]If the thread is filled with drivel then why did you bother to ask? Do some research, then some legwork, file a report and become a thread superstar instead of complaining.[/QUOTE]The thread is filled with dribble and he asked hoping someone would answer instead of criticize him for asking instead of reading. He is 100% correct.

[QUOTE=Tomasb;1684378]What's the best place for a nuru massage in Bangkok?

Please don't tell me to RTFF as this thread is filled with drivel and interested in updated opinions anyway.

I walked by Dr. BJ's last night and noticed one side advertises nuru though thought the girls were not very attractive and some quite large to be sitting on my back.[/QUOTE]I have experienced a very good Nuru at Nateree but you need to select a girl from the fish bowl and not the sideline. They use a blue mattress and do it the same as you describe. The entrance is on the far right side.

I used to love Addict massage. Recently I was contacted about a Tantric massage place on soi 22. I will check it out and report soon. The girls look great.

[QUOTE=JackieChino;1683962]Hi,

I will be visiting Bangkok next month and looking for some recommendations from fellow experienced mongers.

I will be visiting Lisa / Ice (been visiting her since 2012) at Tulip and Cream at Mango.

I need some recommendations for PSE ladies (similar style as Lisa / Ice and preferable slim bodies) at Snow White, Snow White 2, Bamboo and also the above mentioned places.

Thanks in advance.

Jackie[/QUOTE]Cream is not working at Mango anymore, I am afraid she has stopped this job. She was amazing!

Wan at Mango is very PSE, small and slim.

[QUOTE=JackieChino;1683962]Hi,

I will be visiting Bangkok next month and looking for some recommendations from fellow experienced mongers.

I will be visiting Lisa / Ice (been visiting her since 2012) at Tulip and Cream at Mango.

I need some recommendations for PSE ladies (similar style as Lisa / Ice and preferable slim bodies) at Snow White, Snow White 2, Bamboo and also the above mentioned places.

Thanks in advance.

Jackie[/QUOTE]Sorry but Lisa / Ice is in Korea right now. Try Bo at Bamboo.

[QUOTE=Evanalaska;1684523]Cream is not working at Mango anymore, I am afraid she has stopped this job. She was amazing!

Wan at Mango is very PSE, small and slim.[/QUOTE]That's bad news. Any recommendations for a similar girl I. E. A+, lighter skin and body not showing many signs of childbirth?

I will have ant 6 hours at Bkk this weekend. Plan to go to city for some fun. Reading the forum it looks like touch of class has young babes, which I like. Nature is recommended too. While anothe mate suggested la belle / Emmanuel, which come in luxury spa's. I would this experience to enjoy and youngish body with good extra's.

Any thoughts will be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

AG.

[QUOTE=AsianGeek;1684675]I will have ant 6 hours at Bkk this weekend. Plan to go to city for some fun. Reading the forum it looks like touch of class has young babes, which I like. Nature is recommended too. While anothe mate suggested la belle / Emmanuel, which come in luxury spa's. I would this experience to enjoy and youngish body with good extra's.

Any thoughts will be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

AG.[/QUOTE]Go to Huay Khwang, with only 6 hours on your hands, you will have better luck in this area given that there are several soapies including Nataree and Emanuelle (neighbours).

[QUOTE=JackieChino;1683962]Hi,

I will be visiting Bangkok next month and looking for some recommendations from fellow experienced mongers.

I will be visiting Lisa / Ice (been visiting her since 2012) at Tulip and Cream at Mango.

I need some recommendations for PSE ladies (similar style as Lisa / Ice and preferable slim bodies) at Snow White, Snow White 2, Bamboo and also the above mentioned places.

Thanks in advance.

Jackie[/QUOTE]I would recommend Bonus at Snow White and Focus at Cherry.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1684709]Go to Huay Khwang, with only 6 hours on your hands, you will have better luck in this area given that there are several soapies including Nataree and Emanuelle (neighbours).[/QUOTE]Thanks AO.

AG.

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1684709]Go to Huay Khwang, with only 6 hours on your hands, you will have better luck in this area given that there are several soapies including Nataree and Emanuelle (neighbours).[/QUOTE]Yes by all means take the Huay Khwang exit off the BTS and go on a soapy shopping spree. You won't be sorry.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1684510]The thread is filled with dribble and he asked hoping someone would answer instead of criticize him for asking instead of reading. He is 100% correct.[/QUOTE]It depends on how you ask for help. Asian Geek asked nicely and got some good feedback. Tomasb asked like a pompous ass and received accordingly.

To the moon, Ralph!

[QUOTE=RalphKramden;1684922]It depends on how you ask for help. Asian Geek asked nicely and got some good feedback. Tomasb asked like a pompous ass and received accordingly.[/QUOTE]