Bangkok Reports

. . . mine eyes did "sweat' after reading this passage."

[QUOTE=Ryo Saeba]My second time in Bangkok.

I stayed at the Jasmine Executive Suites on soi 23, plus visited Mango Massage, Annie's and Akane Chit Lom (see separate posts for all).

Went to Soi Cowboy two nights in a row, Monday and Tuesday.

On Monday most go-gos were pretty empty, at least after midnight, I would say the only place filled to the rafters was Tilac.

Quite a few good looking girls inside, I spoke to one who wished to go to the Full Moon Party in Pha Ngan so that she could "[I]see farang make boom boom on the beach[/I]".

Also witnessed a drunk punter getting his ass kicked by a ladyboy.

On Tuesday there were more people around, but after a couple of quick stops I went to Shark, and never left. I remembered Shark from my previous visit a year and a half ago as the establishment with the better looking dancers, and while beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I confirmed my preference. Tall, leggy, busty babes with see-through yellow tops. A fucking dream.

So anyway, once in I take things slowly, waiting for two sets of girls to go through their time on the stage before I finally make my decision. I go for the slimmest, leggiest of them all, and when she looks my way I offer her my tried and tested George Clooney smile, which she finds very resistible. Mai pen rai, I don't get discouraged easily, and I wave her Hello, and signal her to come seat next to me. She likely turns out to be a lot friendlier than her looks and demeanor may lead to believe, and is delighted to find out that my hotel is around the corner.

After some fondling to make sure she's as toned as she appeared to be, we strike a LT deal.

Back in my room I have a hard time not to spend the whole night looking at her perfectly shaped thighs, but finally succumb to her other charms (she's basically deep-throating me by now).

We have a good session, after which, exhausted, I turn off the lights.

Now, here comes the interesting part.

When the morning after I wake up, I'm startled to find her well awake, her face no more than a few centimeters from mine, looking intently at me. I give her the good morning, to which she nods mechanically without uttering word, her gaze fixed on me like she's faced with a difficult mathematical equation. I'm still sleepy so I close my eyes, but no sooner I've done that that I feel her soft hand gently caressing my face. Still groggy from sleep and unable to formulate a sentence to express her my appreciation for the kind gesture, I dumbly repeat my good morning.

It's at that point that she hits me with one of those statement/question which are difficult to immediately evaluate and reply to:

HER – [I]you like me, yes? [/I]

I'm surprised because never before a girl I paid attempted to cage me: I always thought that my youth, my open butterflying ways and my brutal honesty prevented them from trying one those plays you often read here on the ISG.

ME – [I]er. You are very beautiful[/I]

HER – [I]you have girlfriend? [/I]

ME – [I]in my country I have girlfriend, yes. [/I] Which isn't true but I think I see where this is leading.

HER – [I]but, if you have girlfriend and sleep with me, you no good man[/I]

All right, she's obviously better than me at this game and, one way or another, she'd end up cornering me, so:

ME – [I]maybe I am bad person, but I don't want Thai girlfriend[/I]

She's not just staring at me now, she's probing my fucking soul. Having someone do that to you from so close is unsettling.

HER – [I]you make love like boyfriend[/I]

ME – [I]uh. Ah. I always make love like that. [/I]

HER – [I]you no tell lie to me, no? [/I] Her frown is downright menacing now, and if I wasn't double her size I'd probably run for cover.

ME – [I]I am sorry, we cannot be boyfriend and girlfriend[/I]

Her face undergoes a dramatic, sudden change: the scary look melts into the puppy-eyed look, in fact her whole body seems to shrink and fold.

HER – [I]why you no like me? [/I], she whimpers in an almost trembling voice.

She must have obviously attended some local institute where they teach these kind of tricks, because she looks sooo vulnerable and for a second there I feel like a heartless monster. I guess that that's how brothers of weak disposition get suckered into marriage with these little devils.

ME – [I]I leave today, I never come to Bangkok again. We never see again[/I]

In a last effort she turns away from me, pretending to be hurt, but I found out during the night that she's incredibly ticklish, so I go for her weak spots and before long she surrenders to defeat, laughing like crazy, begging me to stop.

She knows she owes me another round, but before I can get down to business she jumps out of the bed and says – [I]we breakfast now, later we boom boom again, yes? [/I]

After all she's still better than me. Probably getting a meal out of me has been the plan all along, the rest just a ploy to get to it. – [I]yes, we breakfast now[/I]. I concede.

Anyone who seriously falls for these girls has issues, but at the end of the day his very behavior and naivety tell us that at heart he is a good guy.

However, anyone who looks down on or disparages these love machines based on the fact that "they're *****s", "they only do it for the money", "they couldn't find a better job", "they lie", "they're not 19 as they say", has some way more serious issues, and should be pitied.

Not directly mongering related, but I found a couple of restaurant options worth mentioning:

BANKARA RAMEN

If you are a fan of jap noodle soups, this one is the real deal.

Soi 39, after soi Phrom Mit, on the right, inside the Manor complex.

11 GALLERY

Thai food in an old style environment.

Off soi 11, in a tiny L-shaped alley opposite the Ambassador.

Bangkok in August in almost unbearably hot and humid, you really have to hope the sun doesn't come out because it could be your death.

Rows of regular Thai beauties at Siam Paragon.

Ryo[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Guido88]BOB1000

Nice looking hotel. How is the noise level?

Guido88[/QUOTE]

The hotel is located in the end of a small soi. It is very quiet.

Booked my flight for early November and been reading the board for the past two weeks.

However, there is one question that I'm not clear on. Would the Go GO dancers and the bar girls go to my hotel for ST or would they insist on going to a room in the bar or a close by hotel?

I'm planing to reserve a room close to Nana Plaza when in Bangkok and close to walking street when in Pattaya.

Thanks in advance for any reply.

[QUOTE=Jendabaze]Booked my flight for early November and been reading the board for the past two weeks.

However, there is one question that I'm not clear on. Would the Go GO dancers and the bar girls go to my hotel for ST or would they insist on going to a room in the bar or a close by hotel?

I'm planing to reserve a room close to Nana Plaza when in Bangkok and close to walking street when in Pattaya.

Thanks in advance for any reply.[/QUOTE]I've never met a girl insisting for her own bar room or for a ST hotel, provided that your place is reasonably close. Neither in BKK nor in PTY.

It is indeed a good idea to book a hotel near NEP or in any case in the low Suk area (soi 3, 4, 5, 7, until 11 or 13). Places like Majestic Suites or Grand President for example are just perfect if you want to add some freelancers (maybe in the afternoon?) to the Gogo/beer bar girls. No problems whatsoever bringing back even more than one girl a day (maybe not together and overnight, though) and just close to the action: Suk, Beergarden, Nana car park, etc.

In Pattaya things are even more simple since with the songtheow (these pick up taxis that you will see everywhere) you can practically go everywhere with few baht, especially if your hotel is near the beach road or the second road (if you are in Naklua or Buakhaow areas instead, you may need to change taxi, not a big deal but with so many hotels in south and central Pattaya why bother?).

In PTY, for this reason, I would be a bit more flexible in terms of location and not necessarily stick to the Beach Road area. Last March I was in Soi Diana (LK Renaissance) and it was IMO an excellent choice in terms of value for money. In January I was in TIM Boutique (same area) and again it was just great, except for some noisy live music from a beer bar on the back of the hotel. Once I told them, they upgraded me to a suite and I spent the rest of my holiday sleeping like a baby. (well, not really but I think you got the idea)

Some hotels in very popular areas (e. G. Soi 8 or walking street) can be very noisy until late, so you may want to avoid them if you think that this can be a problem for you.

Last thing, before booking take a look at the prices on agoda or hotelscombined websites where you can normally find good deals. Since some hotels change their guest policy if you book directly or through a dealer (in the first case they won't charge you, in the second yes), you may want to clear this aspect in advance by email. All the hotels I mentioned are 100% guest friendly, though.

Hope it helps.

[QUOTE=Jendabaze]Booked my flight for early November and been reading the board for the past two weeks.

However, there is one question that I'm not clear on. Would the Go GO dancers and the bar girls go to my hotel for ST or would they insist on going to a room in the bar or a close by hotel?

I'm planing to reserve a room close to Nana Plaza when in Bangkok and close to walking street when in Pattaya.[/QUOTE]

They will go to your hotel. Sometimes they might say they want to go to the short term hotel, but if you say "no, go my hotel" they'll be ok with it.

hi dear fellow mongers,

i am on a short trip here in bangkok and would like to give a report about my observation. first night i spent some time in patpong drinking some beer and checking the scene. first think i observed was the fewer tourists in bangkok. i supposed that it was about 1/3 of the number of tourist that have been here in bangkok compared to my last visit in november 09. king castle has took over more places and the cozy and nice life music bar at the corner between patpong1 and patpong2 is now a king castle neon bar too. what a shame, i was a frequent visitor of this bar since 2001.

second day i headed to eden, i was never there. simply i could never find it though i tried to find it in my last 3 trips. thank to a fellow monger here in isg, i found it this time easily. if you are coming out of nana plaza and heading to the nana sky train station exit 1, then it is on the left side in a small street. about 30 meter from the stairways leading to the sky train.

it looked exactly like it is described here in isg, it is a small cozy bar. a french monsieur is behind the bar. very nice gentleman. he explained everything about his bar. the yellow line. left of the yellow line are the ladies who do anal sex, on the right of it are the ladies who don't do anal sex. all are bisexual. there have been about 30 girls when i arrived at about 3pm. the bar was empty, there were no other men but me and the frenchman. the quality of the ladies was not my taste though. all a little bit older, no girl below 27 i would think. nevertheless, i was excited and wanted to try the "dream" that was described here at isg so many times.

i chose from the left side a chubby lady (i like them with big tits) who on the other hand chose a chubby lady from the right side. so far everything was ok. the monsieur told me to pay later (we are like a restaurant, you eat first and pay later). to easy things up, i invited the 2 ladies to a lady drink and we headed up to the room in the 3rd floor. the rooms was about 3x4meter and had mirrors everywhere. the ladies put a porn dvd, and took some vibrators, condoms, gel and a strap on from a bag out. then the 2 ladies showered me long and very intensively. we headed to the bed, were one lady started to lick my ass while the other gave me a bbbj, i looked in one of the mirrors and saw a big smile on my face. yes, a dream is coming through.

"ah yuh okayyyy"? one of the girls asked, i told here i could not be more ok than now. with a another stupid smile on my face. after about 5 minutes the anal girl bent over to invite to fuck her. here my irritation started when she refused to be fucked anal and insisted on vaginal sex. well ok i thought. i took here doggy and after about 1 minute she asked "ah yuh okayyyy"? i answered "yes", and continued taking her from the back. both started to mourn right away, which i really didn't like, because the non-anal lady was sitting just watching us but was in a chorus with the girl fucked. after another minute then the question "ah yuh okayyyy"?, i said yes and shot my load. well ok. we showered and i went to the bed were both ladies started to massage me. after about 10 minutes i was ready for round 2. both sucked me and i was very happy till the question came "ah yuh okayyyy"?. i answered yes and as soon as my dick was hard enough i asked the non-anal-girl to spread her leg while sucking my dick and asked the anal-lady to lick her. this went on for about 1-2 minutes when the question came again: "ah yuh okayyyy"?. honestly this question started to get on my nerves. i replied yes, with a big smile and started to fuck the non-anal girl. both mourned like hell, it was all so artificial i didn't like it. after about 7-10 minutes i asked the anal girl to prepare herself for anal, she put some gel on her ass and i started to fuck her. after about 2 minutes the question: "ah yuh okayyyy"?. fuck i thought. i pretended i didn't hear the question and just kept going on. about 4-5 minutes later the anal-girl told me i was hurting her and that she needed a brake. well, ok.,. my dick wasn't that hard anymore and i said ok.

again, we took now a third comprehensive and detailed shower and went to the bed. there i got my second massage. i felt a little bit tired and not really horny anymore. then the same stupid question came "ah yuh okayyyy"?. fuck yes, i was ok if you won't ask this question anymore. after some while i asked the girls to suck my dick, they did, it was good, i saw myself in the mirror and was happy. one of the girls started to penetrate the other with a small vibrator, i got horny watching it for some time and when i started to fuck one of them(of course with lots of loud artificisal mourning and "yes fuck meeee", a gentle knock was on the door, my time was over. it wasn't really my best 3some. i am sure some do, the place is great and the monsieur is great too, it wasn't my day. total damage: 3600baht + ladydrinks, a total of 4500 baht +a 100x "ah yuh okayyyy"? ahh yes, i tipped the ladies, i mean they really tried their best but this best wasn't good enough for me. sorry monsieur!

i headed to patpong got a bbjb at star of light, it was great, much more fun for the money. i love the place. i might go there today again or i might go and try [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s.

[QUOTE=Guido88]BOB1000

Nice looking hotel. How is the noise level?

Guido88[/QUOTE]It's a way away from the action (well, 5 minutes walk), so pretty quiet. Trade off is the walk but they have a tuk-tuk (electric, so also quiet) at any time you want it. Tip the guy, no problems, call them up to pick you up.

Not a bad hotel for the very cheap price (if it's still on opening specials like it was at the start of the year). Can't comment on breakfast, but the pool is really really cold.

A little hard to find - head down Soi 4, past a school on the RHS, turn right at the Woraburi.

[quote=bob1000]the boss suites is gf. i stayed there many times in recent months. you can however arrange for the place to pick up the girl id in the front desk if you wish-for extra security. russian chics are available at the raja hotel coffee shop toward the end of soi 4. if you are too lazy to walk the 500 meters or so to get there, just ask the tut tut driver from the boss suites to take you there and back (make sure you get the driver mobile and tip him well).[/quote]thanks bob. the tips are really neat. thanks for the effort and appreciated.

now one more q.

shall i carry- 1. indian rupees(inr), 2. usd, 3. thb?

off course carrying inr is easiest for me. but may not be welcomed by receivers.

so whats the way out?

[QUOTE=Desi Guy]Had a horrible experience at Scratch Dog in the Windsor Hotel (Soi 20 Sukhumvit) recently. Paid 500 baht for hookah. When the coals died in 30 minutes, the venue wouldn't replace them and demanded another 500 baht. Something I've never seen done ANYWHERE else. Usually more coal is free or has a nominal cost and certainly not an entire new hookah, especially when you're shelling out 500 baht. Worse, when we were using the hookah as the coals were dying the staff was hovering over our hookah and quickly snagged it away unprompted. The attitude by the staff there is really too much. I've vowed never to return.[/QUOTE]Hey Desi,

Having a couple of Thai chicks around you will prevent the hover and swipe.

It's the kind of place where you really have to take charge and not be skimpy on the drinks, especially when it gets late. If you guys aren't tipping, not ordering more drinks/bowls/coals, you're gone. It sucks, but that's the place. (I've connected with some really hot strange there that I STILL have on my phone, so not in the position to complain too much.) Having chicks around really seems to smooth everything out nicely.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Foodland is on Soi 5. Took Lae Dee is the restaurant inside foodland but never paid much attention what is above it, thought it was some type of bar but you can call or email them and ask.[/QUOTE]I seem to recall that the restaurant above Foodland was called Thai House 2, but I'm not sure it's there anymore - I'll take a look the next time I pass by.

[QUOTE=Easyease] Then the same stupid question came "Ah yuh okayyyy"?. Fuck yes, I was ok if you won't ask this question anymore.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I knew a ho I met first in Singapore and later spotted in bar beer in phuket and this too was her stock phrase. Drove me fuckin nuts. The tone was not so much inquiring about my well-being. But one that you reserve for someone who has fallen down the staircase. Very fkin annoyin. I had to cut the ***** loose just for saying that shit over and over.

It would be a bizarre coincidence if this was the same woman.

[QUOTE=JHolmesJr]Interesting. I knew a ho I met first in Singapore and later spotted in bar beer in phuket and this too was her stock phrase. Drove me fuckin nuts. The tone was not so much inquiring about my well-being. But one that you reserve for someone who has fallen down the staircase. Very fkin annoyin. I had to cut the ***** loose just for saying that shit over and over.

It would be a bizarre coincidence if this was the same woman.[/QUOTE]

Crazy. I was just signing on to write about last night's experience, and hadn't thought to include this but I had the exact same thing happen last night! Not nearly to that extent, but maybe three or four times, "darling, are you ok?"

Just chalked it up to bad English (which was certainly the case) and basically ignored. In fact, a good mental tactic might be to reply totally out of context. For instance:

Thai Lady: "Ah u okay?"
Punter: "your pussy tastes great"

TL: "Ah u okay?"
Punter: "I wanna rub oil all over your body and rub my bald head all over you" (forgot the exact George Costanza quote, but something like that)

TL: "Ah you okay?"
Punter: "I love Thailand"

or whatever.

Cheers,

-B-

I was initially heading to visit a friend that works in a bar in Patpong but say some bodies that caught my eye and dove in. Glad I did. The gogo story is same old same old more or less. Saw a 19-yr old with a porn star body, funny across body language while she was on stage, after which quickly instructed the mama to buy her a tequila which landed her by my side with hugs, kisses, and some groping by both of us. Typical pushing of mamas and other girls for drinks and to BF the girl, which after a short time I just decided to skip the girl (aforementioned friend) I was gonna visit and ST this one. BF 500 baht.

Headed out to the ST hotel and bought her a sexy little maid outfit (600 baht.) Immediately asked for LT, but her English was so bad that she just proceeded to walk toward the ST hotel and say "LT later." I finally gave up and decided to just enjoy the moments.

In the hotel (500 baht) and she took a shower - for like 15+ min with the door locked. Cracks me up how Thai girls who are dancing semi-naked or naked on stage and fuck us are often shy in any other context. Anyway, finally finished, took my shower, and came out to her in her see-thru maid outfit. Instructed her to dance around a bit which led to her lap dancing and sucking every part of my body, then to a long 69 followed by CFS in multiple posish's - very energetic effort on her part, which was a nice bonus (above and beyond the spectacular view.) I decided to just finish inside, though in retrospect I should have taken off the condom and finished on her C cup tits.

2000 baht as per mama's (written) instructions. So all told, 500 for BF, 500 for ST hotel, 600 for outfit, and 2000 ST = 3600 baht out of pocket.

Stupid part was I forgot to take pictures. Had my cell phone camera, which is actually pretty good, on me. Damnit. Now I'll have to have her back to my hotel if I want to get them, and it's gonna be a chore making sure she brings the outfit since she speaks almost no English.

Just went home after (though later ended up with a friend who wanted to "chat" and banging her until 5am...another story and not really worth telling). Funny thing was the King's girl called me three times that night and then NINE times today. I guess she's trying to follow up on the LT proposal. May have to take her up on that soon, god bless her and her rocking body!

-B-

[quote=easyease]hi dear fellow mongers,
....
second day i headed to eden, i was never there.
...
"ah yuh okayyyy"? ahh yes, i tipped the ladies, i mean they really tried their best but this best wasn't good enough for me. sorry monsieur!

i headed to patpong got a bbjb at star of light, it was great, much more fun for the money. i love the place. i might go there today again or i might go and try [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s.[/quote]
go imagine if the monsieur asked you "ça va tout bien?" ? lol (subtitle for the non-french speaking...."ah yuh okayyyy"? )
seriously speaking have heard too tons of positive reports and your rather than being negative is more "nothing so extraordinary"
the fame of eden is known for the 3-some and all the coreography of the yellow line etc etc
i ave never tried it myself, seems attractive but the fear is to feel what you felt
a bit of production line with fixed reference points (are you ok), a routine to be followed (no anal soon) just like the food is served at mcdonald or coffe at starbucks: seems customer oriented but at the end a bit mechanical, like they could care the less.
happens in quite some joints or the risk is there.
still my personal feeling the chances in places like eden are higher.
it became an icon in bkk and is victim of its own success.

[quote=cometoak]thanks bob. the tips are really neat. thanks for the effort and appreciated.

now one more q.

shall i carry- 1. indian rupees(inr), 2. usd, 3. thb?

off course carrying inr is easiest for me. but may not be welcomed by receivers.

so whats the way out?[/quote]

why would you carry indian rupees to any foreign country? no one will accept them. buy thb if you can in india (i assume that's where you are) or bring usd and change them in bangkok.