Relaxed 2 be Massage; 39 Ferguson St, Williamstown – Avoid!
It's a disgrace; I went to this shop on Saturday Australia Day long weekend. I did a quick "dummy" call from across the road to ask "who is available for massage" and was told we are both available and both free now so in I go only to be told a completely different smoke and mirrors story. I walked in to reception and we both recognised each other immediately from other shops, funny isn't it. This massage girl gave me her name as Monica (Taiwanese) who also uses Joanne and a familiar sight at several Malvern, Hawthorn, Oakleigh and Camberwell shops that were shut down as part of the recent crackdown but now ends up in Williamstown. She has been kicked out of places for "stagging" in other words falsification by declining a massage or choosing to tell customers she has a booking or even telling the customer she can only do 30 minutes to make more money quickly, even falsely saying the other girl is busy so she gets the booking. She even uses different names during shop hours, which isn't good for business and confusing for the customer. This girl is a discredit to the massage industry with over pricing as well. I might add; this was the first time I have been to this shop but after seeing them on Locanto I was willing to try somewhere else but who should be there but her. You might ask; do they believe all Aussie guys are stupid; we've had enough of this type of girl and their deception. I did say earlier, avoid places where the massage girls are allowed to run the shop by themselves. In the end, I felt glad it panned out this way; I kept my money and walked but most of all, the ability to warn others.
Happy Hunting and punting.
Lotus.
Sandy Massage 52 Bay St Sandringham –Waste of time and money!
Over the years, I've called in at this shop as a spectator, the ladies were either too old too ugly or both, however, today Saturday Australia Day long weekend they advertised on Locanto; Korean Kelly (also calls herself Kiko) referring her as stunning and Sasa (Malaysian) actually from China. What a load a crap these Chinese tell. I decided to call in and met Kelly at reception and she looked OK but definitely not stunning with an emotionless personality; this should have been my warning but gave her 100 $ all the same and asked for 30 $ back. Kelley's massage was below standard and boring boring boring, she could hardly smile and her personality was non-existent. I would pick her age at being about 38-42, hardly young I thought. We finished the massage without me asking or her offering extras. What's the point if that connection isn't there, you're better off keeping your money and enjoying the massage, but when the massage is crap it's disappointing. I got dressed and about to leave when I saw Sasa in the lounge and said G'day a middle aged Chinese of below average looks. All in all, a waste of 70 $ there was no way I would spend money on extras with an emotionless girl with average massage skills. WIR – Nope, not in a hurry.
Happy Hunting and punting.
Lotus.
Asian brothels have their Predictability +/-
[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2278738]Yes, many of the Asian brothels have the massage + HJ option. This is usually around $30-40 less than FS for half an hour. I think what punters on this forum are after is the "excitement" of getting a HJ from an unassuming masseuse at a normal massage shop. It's like they've been able to coax a sweet, innocent thing into taking off her clothes and jacking them off, all through their good looks, charm and machismo.
It would seem there is little interest in the massage +HJ option at a brothel because that is too predictable for the average monger. That would be like falling off a log. Besides, for $40 more, they could usually get DFK, DATY etc.[/QUOTE]Hi ED, Yeuss, I must confess; you put me nicely and perfectly in your demographic of pinning a nice innocent young thing on the table to take her clothes off and if you're lucky enough coaxing her into giving you a BB pussy slide with passionate kissing. I think they still call it "the thrill of chase" it's a hard habit to break, especially, when you think you've got the upper hand and have them over a barrel with $$.
In view of the rip-off conditions of the current massage industry, I'm definitely looking at FS establishments. Is 7 Park St Sth Melb (the house) any good? The last time I went to a FS house was Hughs St at Foots, the minute she walked in with a condom in her hand the snake wouldn't get up.
Happy Hunting and punting.
Lotus.
