hi all,
i have been a silent admirer of this forum for long and thought of contributing when i could muster the courage of exploring things myself. well i must say, i started my career with a soft dismissal last weekend. after rtff for over hundreds of pages. i assumed i had acquired enough gyan (knowledge) for my pursuit of happyness. well to counter my fear, i convinced one of my pals to join my for a relaxing massage session. now this guy. lets us call him lodu had no clue what is happening in the massage parlors. he was convinced that we are going for a therapy session.
we were out in sector 18 noida market and ended up in the middle stage mall. there was a good body spa at one of the top floors (do not remember exactly) and we went there. sd has not been offering coupons and i had checked on the other websites but no offer available for this body spa. went there and found a fair ne sitting behind the table who was surfing her android set. asked for one hour sessions for each one of us and were offered few names. lodu was very excited that after all the butchering we have been having in office from our boss this will be a worthwhile activity. we were really not sure of the names of these therapists so gave in random names.
now the magic began. we were provided adjoining rooms and lodu was called by one of the ne girls into the farthest room. i was asked to wait as the room was being prepared. i had all the cue in my mind. thanks to all the forum members who have provided inputs. i was confident of scoring high (i never did in exams. anyways). i was called by a ne girl for my session. she told me her name but i was so bloody under pressure that i could not even pronounce the same after repeated introduction. oops, it started on the wrong foot but i convinced myself that it would smooth.
now she asked me to change and lie down and left the room to get oil and stuff. as suggested by many others, i conveniently chose not to wear the stupid black underwear. when she returned she saw me in my glory and requested me to wear it. i denied, she pushed, i denied again. she got another underwear that could be a right fit for me. wth. something is going terribly wrong. it rang a bell in my head. i should have caught her name on the first go. anyways, the massage started. it was good. the lady knew what she was doing and started applying the right pressure. she kept on asking me about how i felt.
i ensured that i kept the small talk going. though she did not give any goddamn indication yet i could manage a hardon. however, the stupid underwear was so big that when i turned it was not visible. i mean guys it sounds ridiculous at this point when i write, but i was almost wearing a big black knicker that was not helping my cause. i made my best efforts to strike some conversation on extras but it ended up on how big my tummy is and how i must run or jog everyday to make sure i am in good health. what is going on man!
when nothing seemed to be working. i myself asked her point blank. will you give me a hand job. after a bit of hassle she said 2k. i asked for more options but this is what she had on offer. take it or leave it. i said i have been to a 100 spas and i do not offer more than 500. i kept on requesting but she did not budge. guys i kept the bro-code and did not spend the money to make sure i am not overpaying as suggested by seniors.
the massage ended and i went in for a shower. the girl left a lime water bottle for me. now comes the most irritating part. when both of us were out lodu had an interesting story to share. supposedly the therapist liked (read attractive) lodu a lot and said she is keen to give him a hand job for 1500. lodu was never aware about this stuff and was more than happy to oblige. i mean wtf!
this is insane. i then went ahead to meet a sp on sunday. will put that report shortly. seniors please advise if i am doing something wrong.
