FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=alleng]The second one is Selma, she told me she was Greek by family but she is German: blond, quite tall, big soft breasts, and very very hot! In the kino she convinced me with a little dirty talk and handling my "brother". We went up and there she was very horny, partecipating a lot and making me do anything I really wanted: I licked her for a long time (and she showed she liked, or she pretended well.), her BBBJ was long and deep, I fucked her in many positions then I finished (as I liked most) with a CIM with her staring me horny in the eyes. Wow! One of my best experienced in payed sex.[/QUOTE]This is the first time I've seen anyone post about Selma on this site. I've often wondered why she hasn't been mentioned before as she is very much a regular at Artemis and has been on the scene for some years.

I have had a succession of sessions with Selma. We have something of a rapport, and without going into detail that would break the bond of trust between us, I know her very well.

She is not German. Presumably you don't speak perfect German alleng, otherwise you would have noticed from her accent and vocabulary that she is not a native speaker. She doesn't speak a word of English either, nor Italian, so perhaps you found another way to communicate! She comes from Eastern Europe, but lives in West Germany. I know where she comes from and where she resides now, but as she chose to withhold that information herself, I don't feel that I should reveal it here.

In short, she is just great! Everything you say about her performance, I can endorse 100%. Reading your report actually made me quite jealous and proprietorial in a bizarre way! A strange thing to feel about a girl whom one knows to be fucking 50 guys a week, but, hey, it's a funny old hobby!

So, now the secret is out in the open on ISG about the fabulous Selma, I can honestly encourage all of you to take advantage of one of the greatest P4P experiences that Berlin has to offer. Just don't write about it anywhere where I might read it or you'll upset me!

Good luck.

Charlie

[QUOTE=Bearsk]After a swim, sauna and shower and coffee, I am approached by "Jane" from Hamburg. She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, 174cm tall, 23 years old, slim but with 34 inch B-C breasts. She is studying marketing in Hamburg, has weeks away to pay the bills either at Artemis or FKK Globe in Zurich. When she comes to Artemis she lives in a works 17 hours per day. Jane is smart, knows how to flirt and extremely proficient. She is a Barbie Doll but with better tits and arse. I am not a blondes guy - I like em dark, brunette, black, asian. So I found myself thinking - is this just eye candy. Mr. B was showing interest even with the jet lag - so, I signed up for what i though might be an hour.

Upstairs to room 3 - big bed. Jane leaps into things wasting no time with a slurpy if somewhat up tempo BBBJ with lots of deep stuff - no lack of technique or enthusiasm here. We progress to sex starting her on top, this good but she does not want her legs up in the miss and is reluctant initially to do doggie. A little persuasion. We are going along nicely when she tells me she wants to finish me - revert to BBBJ/HJ et voila, cum everywhere (got some in her hair, which she noted to deal with in the bathroom later). In any case, we finished on the half hour. Paid the standard 60 euro, would definitely repeat, even though she does not kiss! (She has great lips). She worked the rest of the day and night, in constant motion. It was quiet, if this blonde can convert me, she can pull any one but was empty handed at the end of the night.[/QUOTE]Interesting report, thanks. I've been approached numerous times by this girl and I always sent her (politely) packing as I figured her to be an optifick only. She's definitely a looker. A model figure with a beautiful face. Now that I have your word that she's a performer too, I'll certainly give her a spin next time. (Assuming that I can get her attention between sessions that is. She is, as you say, extremely busy with other punters. Perhaps that should've been a clue?.)

Cheers,

Charlie

[QUOTE=Bearsk]Beat Naomi the Jamaican champagne girl off.[/QUOTE]Seconded.

She is definitely one to avoid. She drove me mad one night last week, 4 times approaching me as if we had never spoken before and each time I had to remind her that we had already spoken. She is also a liar. She told me that she had only been there a week, whereas I clearly remembered her from my previous visit a month earlier.

This one is bound to be a waste of time and money, and is close to top of my list of SWs never to session with

Charlie

[QUOTE=Bearsk]
Back at the downstairs bar, I am given lessons by one of the very nice bar ladies - Ein Uhr bitte. It saved me money but I rather have spent more time. Apparently the girls are getting few requests for one hour since the economy is tough.

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Great report. But I'm not clear what you mean when you say "I am given lessons" by the bartender and that it saved you money. Do you mean she had sex with you for free? If so, where did you do it? Did she leave her post to go up to one of the rooms? Please clarify.

Lorenzo, I should have been clearer - my first 2 sessions I had requested an hour - I am as they say in the Deep American South - "a slow man cumming". I ended up with 30 minutes.
"Ein Uhr bitte" = "One hour please" to make it clear to the Madchen. This saved me Euro60 each time but I would have willingly spent the time and the money esp with Kathleen.

The bar staff etc at Artemis are very nice and I chat with them when they are not busy. Some are cute but I assume they have opted not to work in the game. The other thing is that the staff are coordinated very tightly - communicate via sort of walkie-talkie mobile phones so unless you did it on break, it is probably not happening.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo]Great report. But I'm not clear what you mean when you say "I am given lessons" by the bartender and that it saved you money. Do you mean she had sex with you for free? If so, where did you do it? Did she leave her post to go up to one of the rooms? Please clarify.[/QUOTE]

I would say she is worth a try.

But in full disclosure, I need to point out that I recommended a Hungarian Optiflick named Anita/Alina several weeks ago only to have Angus M remark on the poor quality of her BJ.

I was reading a magazine and having coffee when she approached so it made her sit and talk. I then got to know her a little. I actually like her but she has a mission - earn enough to support herself through her studies. I was happy to provide some student aid!
There were some down sides: no kissing, she has tender nipples so playing with those fantastic breasts is a little limited and in terms of fucking - very tight pussy and does not like a pounding and bit reluctant in some positions - doggie, does not like legs over shoulder or spoon position.
Because it was first time with her, I did not explore DATY or CIM issues and I am not into A levels.

I would take her again just for the BJ and I would really to land some juice on her breasts or face .... but then again its just me .. And i am going there tomorrow! I will report further if its helpful.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123]Interesting report, thanks. I've been approached numerous times by this girl and I always sent her (politely) packing as I figured her to be an optifick only. She's definitely a looker. A model figure with a beautiful face. Now that I have your word that she's a performer too, I'll certainly give her a spin next time. (Assuming that I can get her attention between sessions that is. She is, as you say, extremely busy with other punters. Perhaps that should've been a clue?.)

Cheers,

Charlie[/QUOTE]

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Originally Posted by Bearsk
Beat Naomi the Jamaican champagne girl off.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123]Seconded.
She is definitely one to avoid. She drove me mad one night last week, 4 times approaching me as if we had never spoken before and each time I had to remind her that we had already spoken. She is also a liar. She told me that she had only been there a week, whereas I clearly remembered her from my previous visit a month earlier.

This one is bound to be a waste of time and money, and is close to top of my list of SWs never to session with
Charlie[/QUOTE]
She cant remember you!
I have the other problem, she can't forget me!!!
Not sure which is worse.

[QUOTE=Bearsk]"Ein Uhr bitte" = "One hour please"[/QUOTE]
"Ein Uhr bitte" = "A watch, please" or "A clock, please".
"One hour please" = "Eine Stunde, bitte".

[QUOTE=Masayama]"Ein Uhr bitte" = "A watch, please" or "A clock, please".
"One hour please" = "Eine Stunde, bitte".[/QUOTE]It's funny how things can get misinterpreted. I read Bearsk's conversation with the bar girl completely differently again. To be completely pedantic: "eine Uhr, bitte" means a clock (or watch), please. "ein Uhr, bitte", which is what he said she said, I would interpet as an invitation to meet up at one o'clock (for a shag?). If she was foreign, she got it wrong. If she was German, she was probably pissing herself. LOL.

[QUOTE=Toscana]"ein Uhr, bitte", which is what he said she said, I would interpet as an invitation to meet up at one o'clock (for a shag?).[/QUOTE]
With my limited knowledge of German, I think that this interpretation should be written "Eins Uhr, bitte". I believe "Ein Uhr, bitte" would be gramatically wrong regardless of interpretation. Eins = one, ein/eine/einer/einen/einem/eines = a/an. Any Germans here?

Just a few random thoughts.

Naomi is NOT Jamaican. I live in London and am surrounded by West Indians, wherever Naomi comes from it isnt Jamaica or the Caribbean, she just doesnt have the accent. More likely to be African, which some guys find off-putting because of HIV concerns. Wherever she comes from she can be a pain. I was lying on a couch in the wellness area, my nose in a book and she still tried to force herself on me.

Anybody else been bitten by a mosquito (or similar) in Artemis? I spotted one last weekend and have an insect bite on my foot, its itching like a mossie bite.

Jane - lovely girl, good company and beautiful. She picked me up on a Sunday afternoon (last year) when I was swimming, it was fun but quite vanilla. I was happy enough to lie back and enjoy, but if I am in a more active mood I go elsewhere.

Next time I am going to try and do an overnight. Get the first plane out of London, stay at Artemis until 5am and then get the first plane out of Berlin.

[QUOTE=Masayama]With my limited knowledge of German, I think that this interpretation should be written "Eins Uhr, bitte". I believe "Ein Uhr, bitte" would be gramatically wrong regardless of interpretation. Eins = one, ein/eine/einer/einen/einem/eines = a/an. Any Germans here?[/QUOTE]Surely, it means "a watch/clock please" i.e.a recommendation to carry a wattch with you

[QUOTE=Masayama]With my limited knowledge of German, I think that this interpretation should be written "Eins Uhr, bitte". I believe "Ein Uhr, bitte" would be gramatically wrong regardless of interpretation. Eins = one, ein/eine/einer/einen/einem/eines = a/an. Any Germans here?[/QUOTE]I am far from fluent, but I reckon my German is good enough to adjudicate on this one.

''Ein Uhr, bitte'' = ''One hour please''

''At one o'clock, please'' = ''Um eins, bitte'', or more likely (as they use the 24 hr clock in Germany), ''Um dreizehn Uhr, bitte''

Cheers

Charlie (unofficial translator to the worldwide mongering community)

Here a short lesson in German:

"Ein Uhr, bitte" isn't right in German.

""Ein Uhr" means one o' clock. And "ein Uhr" is grammatically right, not "eins Uhr".
The girl has surely told to Bearsk: "eine Stunde, bitte". This means to take a girl for one hour.

I stand corrected by all and sundry, including the lady at the bar and Miss Kathleen today at Artemis ...
now you can understand why I am causing trouble ...
they thought I wanted sex til 1am - somewhat ambitious!
[QUOTE=Old German]Here a short lesson in German:

"Ein Uhr, bitte" isn't right in German.

""Ein Uhr" means one o' clock. And "ein Uhr" is grammatically right, not "eins Uhr".
The girl has surely told to Bearsk: "eine Stunde, bitte". This means to take a girl for one hour.[/QUOTE]