Pattaya Reports

This morning dawned nice and cool before the heat and humidity set in. I took a stroll. A woman smiled at me on Beach Road, not far from Pizza Hut. I thought she was a vendor waiting to set up."What are you selling?" I asked."Boom-boom," she answered.

I like mature Thai ladies. Pot was 38, the mother of two. Nice set of real hooters and a pleasant body.

We walked to a nearby guesthouse where the lobby television blared in German. A wash before and after, everything covered. One shot. I did not try to bargain. 500 bahts to her. 100 bahts to the guesthouse.

Ya, I hear you. I hate when they clean up a nice town. With all the efforts to "clean the country up" there's getting fewer and fewer places. I can't ever seem to land in Splattaya anymore when it's not high season. Last time I was there a few months ago there were I think 4 US Navy ships anchored. Not to mention about a thousand tour buses with black smoke pouring out.

[QUOTE=Rick Rock;1354078]Maybe you guys haven't been on Walking Street for a while (I don't blame you if that's the case. Now a tourist zoo filled with families, and Russians, Indians, Malaysians and Arabs that walk up and down the street in packs of 20). In a lot of "high end" places, girls want 3000+ short time and 5000-7000 LT (if they'll go LT at all, many won't). No, I'm not shitting you. Try to take one of those girls with a bolt-on rack from the popular lesbian shows and see what they quote you. Some of these girls won't go out with anyone at all now. They're just there to be eye candy. At least one go go bar now has lapdances. Fucking lapdances! The last recourse of the horny repressed westerner![/QUOTE]

I just couldn't resist. I don't know her number, because when I first saw her, she was nude. Fantastic body, awesome tits, nice butt, no tats. 157cm. 43 kg.

She said she was 20 years old, but on her ID, it said the year 2536, so I believe she is 19. I think that when Thai's are born, they call this age 1 and a year later they are 2. Please correct me if I am wrong on this.

It's too bad I didn't sit with her, to figure her out a bit. I should have known better, but she was so cute and I was thinking with my other head.

We went to a short time room. From the moment we walked out Super Baby door, she's on her phone -texting. I figured she'd stop when we got to the room. I showered first, but she kept on texting. Back and forth. Pissed me off. Finally got her to stop texting, she showered and the deed was done.

Since the bar collected the "tip" ahead of time, I had no leverage. I've never had a Pattaya bar collect before hand.

From now on, I will not pull a girl from a bar with the fee paid up front. I want my leverage.

Bar Fine. 600 baht.

ST. 2000 baht.

ST Rm. 350 baht

My 2012 Fall Trip

Part V: 4 nights in Pattaya.

Pattaya was great this October. I hooked up with a sexy little minx from Airport A Go Go. She was very funny, the sex was great, and she could almost drink me under the table. As a result, I drank way more than I should have and stayed up way past my bed time. You should have seen the two of us stumbling back to the Marriott late at night after barhopping Walking Street. I practically had to carry her on my shoulder. I don't usually drink and party so much, but what the hell. Pattaya is a party town. It was a wild 4 nights. I bar finned Miss Airport 3 times during my stay. I paid her 2000bt for ST the first night and after that 3000bt for LT. She was a keeper. The real expense of this girl was the Tequila shots all night long, but it was fun.

I also hooked up with my seriously good looking friend from a previous trip. She is one of the stunners at What's Up, the most expensive Go Go on Walking Street. In my field report back in March 2012, I jokingly called her the future Mrs. Natty Bumpo because I spent so many nights and afternoons with her. I gave my old friend 4000bt LT when I took her out of her bar on our reunion night. A day later we had lunch and afternoon shag. I gave her 2000bt for the afternoon plus she got me to buy her some cosmetics at the mall for $70. I am a softy. She kept saying you want me to look good. I said yeah, baby you look great. You don't need any makeup. She just laughed. Women!

Funny thing: I was with her at What's Up on my 2nd to last night. She was up on the stage dancing when I saw a look on her face like something bad was happening. Her friend, who was keeping me company, saw it too. After her dance set, she went straight to the bathroom and did not come back to the table for 20 minutes. Her time of the month had just arrived. She invited another girl over and asked me if I wanted to take the new girl tonight. The new girl was very attractive, but I decided to play it cool and said I did not want anybody else, only her. So I bar fined Mrs. Natty anyway, not for sex, just for her company, and she took me to a very good open air seafood restaurant off 2nd road. I forgot the name, but I remember how to get there. I will go back. After dinner we parted. Her friend had joined us and that was that. It was around 1:30am. She suggested I take one of those lorry taxis or whatever they are called back to the Marriott. I told her I preferred to walk. We kissed and said good bye.

But I had no intention of going back to my hotel. I had played the gentleman, now it was time to be a punter and to get laid. I walked back to Walking Street and decided to see if my little hottie at Airport was still around. As I walked in she was just getting off the stage. As soon as she a saw me, she gave me a big smile and fell in my arms. She was ploughed. She grabbed my hand and led me over to an empty chair along the wall. We started kissing pretty passionately. Then she broke off and turned towards another guy sitting behind her and said something to him and then turned back to me with a guilty smile. She told me this guy behind her was her customer. All I knew was he had to have seen my entrance into the bar and her warm welcome that I had received. I saw the humor in it however, I did not want to cut in on another punters game, so after a few minutes, I moved down the bar towards where the sauna girls hang out. They were happy to see me and I played around with them for a while. The Mamasan came over and greeted me. She is a great mama IMHO. I give her a lot of the credit for making Airport the party bar it is. Sizing up my situation, she immediately brought over two girls for my approval. She said something in Thai to the girls about yours truly and they instantly started throwing themselves at me, but I wasn't that attracted. I like to find my own talent and there was a little 18 year old Chinese looking Vodka waitress that I did have the hot's for. But she was acting a little shy and I got the idea that she might not have been bar fined before so I did not push it with her. I meant to talk to the Mama about this. But then my sexy minx comes over and she asks me if I want to bar fine her tonight. I say yeah, that's why I came by, but what about your customer? She tells me he is leaving and she has already said goodbye to him. I look over and the poor slub is paying his bar tab and he leaves empty handed. All I have to say to this guy who must have spent a bundle getting my little hottie drunk; guy, if you are reading this, you really blew it. This girl is hot. She has a great 22 year old body, fantastic natural "B" cups that defy gravity, a great pussy with big tan puffy vulva, a great ass, plus she is a great lay and a lot of fun to party with. Thanks for bowing out.

Now my hottie is plastered. God knows how many drinks she has already had. I did not know how much she had been drinking at the time, so I order some Tequila shots for the two of us and the Mama and the Chinese looking Vodka girl. Planting the seed, guys, planting the seed. I am going to get the Vodka girl when I return to Pattaya in March. So after a few more Tequilas shots, maybe 4 or 5 in total, it is now after 2am and it is time to leave. Only as we leave the bar do I realize just how far gone 'N' is when she nearly falls over into Walking Street. Her friend asks me to look after her. I am pretty wasted myself. It is all good and somehow we make it back to the Marriott. Ordinarily, security never cards my girls, but this night she got carded. We must have been a wild sight. She could barely stand and I was not too much better off.

We get to the room I put her on the bed and she immediately passes out. I am ok with that. I have had her once already. 2 times in fact, so I know I will get some good stuff later. I do my bedtime routine and then I go over to her and help her take off her clothes. Then I get into bed next to her. She rolls over and wraps her arms around me and we both pass out. I awake around 5am with a raging hard on. We are still lying in each other's arms. I start to hump her a little, not too hard, and she wakes up and starts kissing me. A good early morning half-awake shag ensues and then we fall asleep again until 11. She gets up first and starts to shower and I join her. Soapy shower then that leads to another session. I can't resist her puffy lips and go down on her. Then as I am licking her and she is getting very wet, I maneuver my body around towards her head and we go into a 69 with me on top. This is followed by cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl and then I finish her off with doggie. It was a great session.

We shower again and I take some pictures. Then we go down stairs for some coffee. She forgets to take her I'd. I kiss her a few times, put her in a taxi, and we say goodbye. I tell her I will see her again tonight. I now have a big hangover. I relax by the pool and have a Mango smoothie. A couple of hours later Mrs. Natty calls. She asks if I want to get together for lunch. I tell her I can't. I am too hung over. She asks, 'you didn't go back to your hotel last night? ' I tell her no, I went out to some bars and drank. She asks if I went back to What's Up. I tell her no, but I do tell her where I went. I leave out the action part, but she knows the score. This is Pattaya and I like to shag Thai girls, period, that is why I am here. Talking about her period, she asks if I am going to stop by her bar tonight. I tell her no, I am going to take it easy. By 9pm I am feeling real good again. I first stop by Peppermint Go Go. I see some attractive possibilities there. I buy a drink for one girl. She is nice. I think she would have been good, but around 10pm I say goodbye and I head over to Airport. N sees me and flashes a big smile from the stage. I sit down near the sauna girls again and say hi. The Chinese Tequila girl comes by and says hello. I am feeling pretty good. N joins me. I give her back her I'd. She didn't even know she lost it. She gives me a very sexy smile, we embrace, she dirty dances for me, I order Tequila shots again and another great night begins.

In the morning I say goodbye to my sexy Go Go friend. Mr. Keuk's taxi picks me up on time and we head off to Don Muang airport and Macau. I felt a little sad to be leaving Pattaya so soon, but it was a great side trip from Bangkok. By the time I got to Don Muang, I was already thinking about the gorgeous Chinese Sauna girl I was about to have in just a couple of hours. In Macau I got a few texts from Mrs. Natty. I will be seeing more of her and Miss Airport when I return in March. Life is good. I love Thai girls.

P. S. October is a real good time to visit Thailand. It rains some, but there is plenty of sun too. It was a pleasure to walk down Walking Street without the hordes of winter tourists. The good bars had plenty of customers, but they never felt crowded. It felt good to be here in the fall. Bring an umbrella.

Loved the report, thanks for writing this enjoyable post.

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo; 1354159]My 2012 Fall Trip

Part V: 4 nights in Pattaya.

Pattaya was great this October. I hooked up with a sexy little minx from Airport A Go Go. She was very funny, the sex was great, and she could almost drink me under the table. As a result, I drank way more than I should have and stayed up way past my bed time. You should have seen the two of us stumbling back to the Marriott late at night after barhopping Walking Street. I practically had to carry her on my shoulder. I don't usually drink and party so much, but what the hell. Pattaya is a party town. It was a wild 4 nights. I bar finned Miss Airport 3 times during my stay. I paid her 2000bt for ST the first night and after that 3000bt for LT. She was a keeper. The real expense of this girl was the Tequila shots all night long, but it was fun.

I also hooked up with my seriously good looking friend from a previous trip. She is one of the stunners at What's Up, the most expensive Go Go on Walking Street. In my field report back in March 2012, I jokingly called her the future Mrs. Natty Bumpo because I spent so many nights and afternoons with her. I gave my old friend 4000bt LT when I took her out of her bar on our reunion night. A day later we had lunch and afternoon shag. I gave her 2000bt for the afternoon plus she got me to buy her some cosmetics at the mall for $70. I am a softy. She kept saying you want me to look good. I said yeah, baby you look great. You don't need any makeup. She just laughed. Women!

Funny thing: I was with her at What's Up on my 2nd to last night. She was up on the stage dancing when I saw a look on her face like something bad was happening. Her friend, who was keeping me company, saw it too. After her dance set, she went straight to the bathroom and did not come back to the table for 20 minutes. Her time of the month had just arrived. She invited another girl over and asked me if I wanted to take the new girl tonight. The new girl was very attractive, but I decided to play it cool and said I did not want anybody else, only her. So I bar fined Mrs. Natty anyway, not for sex, just for her company, and she took me to a very good open air seafood restaurant off 2nd road. I forgot the name, but I remember how to get there. I will go back. After dinner we parted. Her friend had joined us and that was that. It was around 1:30am. She suggested I take one of those lorry taxis or whatever they are called back to the Marriott. I told her I preferred to walk. We kissed and said good bye.

But I had no intention of going back to my hotel. I had played the gentleman, now it was time to be a punter and to get laid. I walked back to Walking Street and decided to see if my little hottie at Airport was still around. As I walked in she was just getting off the stage. As soon as she a saw me, she gave me a big smile and fell in my arms. She was ploughed. She grabbed my hand and led me over to an empty chair along the wall. We started kissing pretty passionately. Then she broke off and turned towards another guy sitting behind her and said something to him and then turned back to me with a guilty smile. She told me this guy behind her was her customer. All I knew was he had to have seen my entrance into the bar and her warm welcome that I had received. I saw the humor in it however, I did not want to cut in on another punters game, so after a few minutes, I moved down the bar towards where the sauna girls hang out. They were happy to see me and I played around with them for a while. The Mamasan came over and greeted me. She is a great mama IMHO. I give her a lot of the credit for making Airport the party bar it is. Sizing up my situation, she immediately brought over two girls for my approval. She said something in Thai to the girls about yours truly and they instantly started throwing themselves at me, but I wasn't that attracted. I like to find my own talent and there was a little 18 year old Chinese looking Vodka waitress that I did have the hot's for. But she was acting a little shy and I got the idea that she might not have been bar fined before so I did not push it with her. I meant to talk to the Mama about this. But then my sexy minx comes over and she asks me if I want to bar fine her tonight. I say yeah, that's why I came by, but what about your customer? She tells me he is leaving and she has already said goodbye to him. I look over and the poor slub is paying his bar tab and he leaves empty handed. All I have to say to this guy who must have spent a bundle getting my little hottie drunk; guy, if you are reading this, you really blew it. This girl is hot. She has a great 22 year old body, fantastic natural "B" cups that defy gravity, a great pussy with big tan puffy vulva, a great ass, plus she is a great lay and a lot of fun to party with. Thanks for bowing out.

Now my hottie is plastered. God knows how many drinks she has already had. I did not know how much she had been drinking at the time, so I order some Tequila shots for the two of us and the Mama and the Chinese looking Vodka girl. Planting the seed, guys, planting the seed. I am going to get the Vodka girl when I return to Pattaya in March. So after a few more Tequilas shots, maybe 4 or 5 in total, it is now after 2am and it is time to leave. Only as we leave the bar do I realize just how far gone 'N' is when she nearly falls over into Walking Street. Her friend asks me to look after her. I am pretty wasted myself. It is all good and somehow we make it back to the Marriott. Ordinarily, security never cards my girls, but this night she got carded. We must have been a wild sight. She could barely stand and I was not too much better off.

We get to the room I put her on the bed and she immediately passes out. I am ok with that. I have had her once already. 2 times in fact, so I know I will get some good stuff later. I do my bedtime routine and then I go over to her and help her take off her clothes. Then I get into bed next to her. She rolls over and wraps her arms around me and we both pass out. I awake around 5am with a raging hard on. We are still lying in each other's arms. I start to hump her a little, not too hard, and she wakes up and starts kissing me. A good early morning half-awake shag ensues and then we fall asleep again until 11. She gets up first and starts to shower and I join her. Soapy shower then that leads to another session. I can't resist her puffy lips and go down on her. Then as I am licking her and she is getting very wet, I maneuver my body around towards her head and we go into a 69 with me on top. This is followed by cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl and then I finish her off with doggie. It was a great session.

We shower again and I take some pictures. Then we go down stairs for some coffee. She forgets to take her I'd. I kiss her a few times, put her in a taxi, and we say goodbye. I tell her I will see her again tonight. I now have a big hangover. I relax by the pool and have a Mango smoothie. A couple of hours later Mrs. Natty calls. She asks if I want to get together for lunch. I tell her I can't. I am too hung over. She asks, 'you didn't go back to your hotel last night? ' I tell her no, I went out to some bars and drank. She asks if I went back to What's Up. I tell her no, but I do tell her where I went. I leave out the action part, but she knows the score. This is Pattaya and I like to shag Thai girls, period, that is why I am here. Talking about her period, she asks if I am going to stop by her bar tonight. I tell her no, I am going to take it easy. By 9pm I am feeling real good again. I first stop by Peppermint Go Go. I see some attractive possibilities there. I buy a drink for one girl. She is nice. I think she would have been good, but around 10pm I say goodbye and I head over to Airport. N sees me and flashes a big smile from the stage. I sit down near the sauna girls again and say hi. The Chinese Tequila girl comes by and says hello. I am feeling pretty good. N joins me. I give her back her I'd. She didn't even know she lost it. She gives me a very sexy smile, we embrace, she dirty dances for me, I order Tequila shots again and another great night begins.

In the morning I say goodbye to my sexy Go Go friend. Mr. Keuk's taxi picks me up on time and we head off to Don Muang airport and Macau. I felt a little sad to be leaving Pattaya so soon, but it was a great side trip from Bangkok. By the time I got to Don Muang, I was already thinking about the gorgeous Chinese Sauna girl I was about to have in just a couple of hours. In Macau I got a few texts from Mrs. Natty. I will be seeing more of her and Miss Airport when I return in March. Life is good. I love Thai girls.

P. S. October is a real good time to visit Thailand. It rains some, but there is plenty of sun too. It was a pleasure to walk down Walking Street without the hordes of winter tourists. The good bars had plenty of customers, but they never felt crowded. It felt good to be here in the fall. Bring an umbrella.[/QUOTE]

Great! You loved the report. SO did I! So snip the report to a few lines instead of it being quoted in its entirety.

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak;1354184]Loved the report, thanks for writing this enjoyable post.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak;1354184]Loved the report, thanks for writing this enjoyable post.[/QUOTE]You posted 6 screens of a quote just to add 1 (one) line of comment. Please consider editing the quotes. If some one wants to read the whole quote they can click [View Original Post]. Some people read the forums on smart phones and tablets and scrolling through a long quote is a pain.

As a senior member you should know better.

Slim

[QUOTE=Tiger 888;1353840]Well done to all the overpayers then. I will not share bargains anymore and hope others don't spoil the leftover secrets either.[/QUOTE]The problem is that's what we have remaining. Leftovers.

I've seen a serious decline in attitudes on Beach Road over the last year or so.

[QUOTE=Amberti; 1352616]Don't forget. Just as you can open the room safe so can everyone else.

A room safe is an incentive for those with intentions to do harm. I always pick a hotel with safety boxes in reception. I just use a room safe for small change.[/QUOTE]All room safes I have encountered had electronic locks with a 4-digit safety code you chose yourself.

Three wrongly entered codes and the safe can only be opened with a special key from the front desk.

Safe enough for me and I have never lost stuff from one of those.

Regards,

Ko

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp; 1355108]The problem is that's what we have remaining. Leftovers.

I've seen a serious decline in attitudes on Beach Road over the last year or so.[/QUOTE]I would not go so far as to call them leftovers; just generally decreasing numbers. As is the consensus here, the girls have chosen the path of freelancing or ex bosses have chosen it for them. Add to this, non punters who sit around and aggravate the freelancers with their wishful vulgarity and general irritating behaviour and drunkenness. I love my my alcohol, when under the influence my behaviour as always is non troubling. Just take a walk along Beach Road and spot the amount of guys sitting there making remarks to the nearby girls who clearly do not want them around 'lousing it up' and effecting business. How many time I have seen a girl I like but some guy is sat distracting her, she is not going to be outwardly rude to these guys.

It is no wonder a little blowback will occur from the spunkier girls. When I have declined a persistent girl I have had several remarks thrown at me by the disappointed girls, I suppose this goes with the territory.

[QUOTE=NoCBJ4Me; 1354118]Super Baby.

Since the bar collected the "tip" ahead of time, I had no leverage. I've never had a Pattaya bar collect before hand.

From now on, I will not pull a girl from a bar with the fee paid up front. I want my leverage.

Bar Fine. 600 baht.

ST. 2000 baht.

ST Rm. 350 baht[/QUOTE]Super Baby and Super Girl both charge this currently. Once they started doing this I saw other gogo prices go up. There's a lot of "agency" girls now spread throughout the gogos who ask high prices or won't go with customers because they make enough from their salary + drinks. This might be what makes LK Metro more attractive than WS.

If they want upfront prices I try to change their mind but I rarely have issues with this happening. Living Dolls Showcase tried to do this to me once out of my many visits there and the mamasan wasn't nice and kept quoting me prices based on minutes so I politely declined and she got pissy with me about it and I just blew it off. I left. And when I stopped by a month later she was no longer there.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1349164]I was taking the gogo girl home and right before Beach Road turned to Walking Street we got pulled over by a cop. There were at least 2 Thai people driving motorbikes ahead of us but he pointed to us to pull over. I pulled over and said what the fuck dude. Without him asking I pulled out my Thai license and showed it to him. He asked where I was from. I said America. He gave my license back and asked if I was okay now. I said sabai dee and drove off.

A little while ago I met up with my married girl at the mall (she is not Thai but lives here with her farang husband). We came back to my place for a romp. As I was taking her back to pick up her car another cop tried to pull us over. I stopped the bike and yelled at him and said I was tired of this bullshit everyday. I don't know if it was the same cop from two days ago or not, but the guy said oh oh sorry and told me to keep going. My girl asked me what that was about. I told her that they just want to get money from foreigners who do not have a license.[/QUOTE]This is interesting. I am pulled over about once a month and show my non-Thai car I'd and they let me go. The last time they said it's not an International license and gave me a ticket for 200 baht and I decided not to offer a tip since the station was on the way to where I was headed the next day. I've been lazy to go spend a day getting a Thai motobike license since I will have to take the driving test. Anyway, I went to the station, paid 200 baht, and they gave me my I'd back right then.

[quote]This might be what makes LK Metro more attractive than WS.[/quote]Must be, because it certainly isn't the girls! Let's be honest, the girls in general look WAY better in the WS gogos. There are some absolute 10's in some of the high end bars.

Quick question. I leave in 4 days and have NOT got any vaccinations. Am in trouble or what? I've heard mixed responses but a little more opinions would be appreciated.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Intlluv; 1355680]Quick question. I leave in 4 days and have NOT got any vaccinations. Am in trouble or what? I've heard mixed responses but a little more opinions would be appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]There are no vaccinations absolutely required for Thailand. I got tetanus and Hep A & B vaccinations last year and probably will get rabies vaccination next time.

If you do not have the hepatitis shots then be careful with the food and always have covered FS. You should be OK then.

And it is always a good idea to give stray dogs and cats a wide berth.