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You north americans will never learn how to get into a pretty paisas pants, well here goes, I'll do my best for you.

1) $$$$ jajaja.
2) You got to think like a paisa!
3) Learn to dance, impossible for most of you. The best to learn are Bachata, Ballanarto, Regeatton (sexo con ropa) and then Salsa.
4) The first two are more important than learning Spanish, then learn Spanish.
5) Doesn't matter what you look like, as long as you have a personality, jajaja.

A. G.

[QUOTE=Ricker; 1407790]Lighten up Francis. Geez.

Just being funny.

Whether in normal conversation, jiving among friends or on an internet forum, guys that brag on themselves get ribbed a bit.

You should know that, and if you don't, well then you weren't blessed as well with the cognitive genetics as the physical.

Big difference between hating and kidding around.

It's just funny when guys brag about themselves, or maybe it's just funny to me and I'm the odd one lacking good genetics, which is probably the reality of it.

I personally wish you the best and congratulate you on your good genetic fortune.

My simple advice to you; As many guys have learned and posted on this forum, your green eyes will only get you so far, so learn and practice spanish.

All your professed knowing of women doesn't mean diddly if you can't truly comunicate with them.

If you care about PFP only, well obviously it's not as important but still very useful.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]

[quote=aussie greg;1407804]3) learn to dance, impossible for most of you. the best to learn are bachata, ballanarto, regeatton (sexo con ropa) and then salsa.[/quote]i totally agree! dancing is a must, but doing it well is also impossible for most foreigners.

ps: i remember i have seen a photo of you in this forum, years ago, posted by yourself if i am not wrong. well, imagining you dancing reggaeton is something soooo scary that leaves me speechless!) :p

pps: please, you live in mde since a long time, and you write those words like a newbie just arrived to mansion from kansas? :)
it's reggaeton and ballenato.

for those like me, who just left colombia and feel nostalgy so hard:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2egx94-yk[/url]

I'm always baffled at the amount of guys who are looking to pick up non working girls on a mongering trip.

I was talking to an older guy last week who was down for a long weekend. He hadn't bothered learning Spanish, was over 60 and looked every bit of it, and insisted he wanted to meet a college girl and didn't want to pay her for sex.

I understand the desire to have sex with women with less mileage on them. But I also understand reality. I'm early 40's, decent looking and in decent shape, and speak Spanish. But the truth is most 21 year old women want to fuck 21 year old guys. They don't mind fucking older guys if fucking us means they get to buy or do something they wanted that the 21 year old couldn't or wouldn't provide. Not to mention all the time you have to invest in something that isn't going anywhere to begin with.

To me, it's better to hand her the money and say thanks, and start planning the next one. Because between sessions, I'd much rather be sitting by the pool smoking a cigar, bullshitting with the guys than talking about my feelings with some crazy (they all are) broad.

Maybe it's just me.

[QUOTE=Jonesie; 1407835]I'm always baffled at the amount of guys who are looking to pick up non working girls on a mongering trip.

I was talking to an older guy last week who was down for a long weekend. He hadn't bothered learning Spanish, was over 60 and looked every bit of it, and insisted he wanted to meet a college girl and didn't want to pay her for sex.

I understand the desire to have sex with women with less mileage on them. But I also understand reality. I'm early 40's, decent looking and in decent shape, and speak Spanish. But the truth is most 21 year old women want to fuck 21 year old guys. They don't mind fucking older guys if fucking us means they get to buy or do something they wanted that the 21 year old couldn't or wouldn't provide. Not to mention all the time you have to invest in something that isn't going anywhere to begin with.

To me, it's better to hand her the money and say thanks, and start planning the next one. Because between sessions, I'd much rather be sitting by the pool smoking a cigar, bullshitting with the guys than talking about my feelings with some crazy (they all are) broad.

Maybe it's just me.[/QUOTE]Right on Jonsie!

[QUOTE=Jonesie; 1407835]I'm always baffled at the amount of guys who are looking to pick up non working girls on a mongering trip.

I was talking to an older guy last week who was down for a long weekend. He hadn't bothered learning Spanish, was over 60 and looked every bit of it, and insisted he wanted to meet a college girl and didn't want to pay her for sex.

I understand the desire to have sex with women with less mileage on them. But I also understand reality. I'm early 40's, decent looking and in decent shape, and speak Spanish. But the truth is most 21 year old women want to fuck 21 year old guys. They don't mind fucking older guys if fucking us means they get to buy or do something they wanted that the 21 year old couldn't or wouldn't provide. Not to mention all the time you have to invest in something that isn't going anywhere to begin with.

To me, it's better to hand her the money and say thanks, and start planning the next one. Because between sessions, I'd much rather be sitting by the pool smoking a cigar, bullshitting with the guys than talking about my feelings with some crazy (they all are) broad.

Maybe it's just me.[/QUOTE]I am one of the guys in his 60's and you hit the nail on the head. I still get some great hard body pussy from older ladies but if you want young pussy without a hassle just pay for it, enjoy it and fuck it!

So, for those that want normal girls, where do they hang-out online? Russia has vk. Com. Then there is Facebook. Does Colombia have a social network where you might be able to make contact before heading there?

[QUOTE=Black Page; 1407831]PPS: Please, you live in MDE since a long time, and you write those words like a newbie just arrived to Mansion from Kansas? .

It's REGGAETON and BALLENATO.

For those like me, who just left Colombia and feel nostalgy so hard:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2eGX94-yk[/url][/QUOTE]Not to be nit picky, but it's actually VALLENATO

[QUOTE=Chill Bill;1407878]So, for those that want normal girls, where do they hang-out online? Russia has vk. Com. Then there is Facebook. Does Colombia have a social network where you might be able to make contact before heading there?[/QUOTE]Looking forward to hear your description of normal 'chill bill', I can respond to your inquiry.

[quote=black page; 1407831]i totally agree! dancing is a must, but doing it well is also impossible for most foreigners.

ps: i remember i have seen a photo of you in this forum, years ago, posted by yourself if i am not wrong. well, imagining you dancing reggaeton is something soooo scary that leaves me speechless!) :p.

pps: please, you live in mde since a long time, and you write those words like a newbie just arrived to mansion from kansas? .

it's reggaeton and ballenato.

for those like me, who just left colombia and feel nostalgy so hard:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2egx94-yk[/url][/quote]i think you're both wrong, isn't it vallenato? many colombians spell it with a "be" because that is the way it is pronounced but i believe the correct spelling is with a "v".

It is "vallenato". A "ballena" is a whale, SMH

[QUOTE=Manizales911;1407940]I think you're both wrong, isn't it Vallenato? Many Colombians spell it with a "be" because that is the way it is pronounced but I believe the correct spelling is with a "v".[/QUOTE]I AM SO ASHAMED!

Of course, you are 100% right: it's VALLENATO. Also the Youtube link I posted spells is clear: Vallenatos Mix.

I wrote Ballenato, I don't know why, let's call it a [i]lapsus[/i]. I beg your pardon.

Folks, to make you forgive me, Valledupar is where to go end of April to listen to the best VALLENATO (for whales, there's another place)

[url]http://www.colombia.travel/en/international-tourist/sightseeing-what-to-do/history-and-tradition/fairs-and-festivals/april/festival-of-the-vallenato-legend-in-valledupar[/url]

A girl I know, who works in Cartagena, is going to be back home to Valledupar end of this month. She told me she does not plan to be back working to CTG. It's a period of her life which ended. Maybe Vallenato's call?

[QUOTE=Bart1;1407936]Looking forward to hear your description of normal 'chill bill', I can respond to your inquiry.[/QUOTE]Sorry Bart. Not PFP. Girls 18-30 who are either in University, working / professional, single mom's, bartenders, etc.

This is on my "bucket list". The festival, not the prepago!

[QUOTE=Black Page; 1407948]Folks, to make you forgive me, Valledupar is where to go end of April to listen to the best VALLENATO (for whales, there's another place)

[url]http://www.colombia.travel/en/international-tourist/sightseeing-what-to-do/history-and-tradition/fairs-and-festivals/april/festival-of-the-vallenato-legend-in-valledupar[/url]

A girl I know, who works in Cartagena, is going to be back home to Valledupar end of this month. She told me she does not plan to be back working to CTG. It's a period of her life which ended. Maybe Vallenato's call?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jonesie; 1407835]I'm always baffled at the amount of guys who are looking to pick up non working girls on a mongering trip.

I was talking to an older guy last week who was down for a long weekend. He hadn't bothered learning Spanish, was over 60 and looked every bit of it, and insisted he wanted to meet a college girl and didn't want to pay her for sex.

I understand the desire to have sex with women with less mileage on them. But I also understand reality. I'm early 40's, decent looking and in decent shape, and speak Spanish. But the truth is most 21 year old women want to fuck 21 year old guys. They don't mind fucking older guys if fucking us means they get to buy or do something they wanted that the 21 year old couldn't or wouldn't provide. Not to mention all the time you have to invest in something that isn't going anywhere to begin with.

To me, it's better to hand her the money and say thanks, and start planning the next one. Because between sessions, I'd much rather be sitting by the pool smoking a cigar, bullshitting with the guys than talking about my feelings with some crazy (they all are) broad.

Maybe it's just me.[/QUOTE]A lot of guys want the real GFE experience and not just some cold fuck.

21 yo girls might want to fuck young 21 yo guys but fact is they would rather be with with a more mature and older guy who can provide the stability that younger guys can't provide. It's just the latin culture.

I don't go on mongering trips just so I can hang out with a bunch of sausages.

To each his own. Do what you enjoy.