Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo]Pattaya was great this October. I bar fined Mrs. Natty anyway, not for sex, just for her company, and she took me to a very good open air seafood restaurant off Second Road. I forgot the name, but I remember how to get there. I will go back.[/QUOTE]Kudos to Mr. Bumpo for a superb report. It's writing like this that keeps me wading through the clueless newbie questions and flame wars over prices.

If Mr. Bumpo would be so kind as to expand on his mini-restaurant-review I would be very much obliged. Why did he fancy the place? Food? Prices? Ambiance? Hand job from Mrs. Natty under the table? Also, how can the rest of us find this place?

Bunky

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1357266]They're all poor, but $5-10 ST is available in El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras and Nicaragua. I used to get $12 ST in Santiago, DR too, with a lot better looking women, but this was 2002-2004. Couldn't say if those brothels are still around.

Costa Rica and Panama are overpriced because of white expats on pensions I think. Locals don't pay anything near those crazy amounts (some up to $100 ST LOL!) , which I found out after visiting some of the foreigner's spots on my own then hitting up local spots with local guys.[/QUOTE]A buddy of mine always goes to the $6 spots in Nicaragua. His ass almost got robbed last week in a setup using a shared taxi, but jumped out of the moving vehicle. I can't get him to Thailand, but I told him when he does come he will be kicking himself in the ass for missing out for so long.

In Costa Rica they have the casas for $20. Only a dumb ass would hang at the gringo rip off spot known as the Del Ray. In Panama chicks at La Mayor are $10, but if you plan to get a chick out of the casino or disco they are going to want $100. Same damn girls. They are all Dominican and Colombian. It is illegal for a Panamanian woman to sell pussy there. Why not just cut out the middle country by going to the source?

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1357484]I was in Pats last week and hookd up for the night with a girl from a MP off Soi 13.

She is avergae in looks. She told me she makes 100, 000 B per month. She said there are 12 girls in her shop and the average is 100, 000 B. She said the prettier girls make 125-150, 000 B per month.

This girl is looking to buy a condo in Jomtien.[/QUOTE]No way she's making that much, especially with average looks as you say. She's either just boasting or she is combining what she actually makes with what she receives from her sponsor (s) every month. My money is on the latter considering she is buying a condo as hardly any working girls by condos in Pattaya. Not when they can build two houses back home in Anywhereburi for half the price. Don't be surprised if her sponsor walks in on you when you go to visit her new condo.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter; 1357551]Friends,

I'd like to know what months are in low season in Pattaya and if in low season there are less choice of girls.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Low season is generally May-November. AND NO, there women to men ratio is in your favor. There will always be a great selection of women available, adn low season of course brings better rates.

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter; 1357551]Friends,

I'd like to know what months are in low season in Pattaya and if in low season there are less choice of girls.

Thanks[/QUOTE]There is no "low" season for pussy in Pattaya. Only the days around Songkran (Thai New Year) many girls go back home to visit their family, but even then there is more than enough choice.

how quick they can become a nuisance, we were at the beach today, i was sunbathing and she stayed in the shade as usual for thai women. while she was in the shade she spent a lot of time on the phone to her friends, she was speaking thai all the time so i am convinced it wasn't another boyfriend or anything. when we got back to the room money kept being brought into her limited conversation, her phone was sick, her brother needed money sending to him, she owed her friend 500 baht etc etc.

i am pretty sure during her chats on the phone to her friends about me, such as what a nice hotel, nice clothes, ipad, laptop etc they have been telling her how to extract as much as possible from me. it is a shame for her that i am not a newbie by any means, i was going to give her a big tip but now and contemplating just the standard 1000 / night.

the fact that her change in attitude was so obvious also goes to show she is a novice and is listening to her peers for advice, if i give her a big tip she will consider their advice as being sound and hit the next farang with the same mo. i am planning on a trip to soi 6 tonight for some hard sex as opposed to the house wife stuff the last couple of days. i have just decided to take her with me and put her back on the right track, she can watch me being blown in the halifax bar or red point.

may the force be with you.

Having trouble uploading reports so this one may upload out of order, went to Diana inn for dinner. The buffet 240baht per head was terrible, I remember 10 years ago it was good but we can't live in the past. Took my new wife to Soi 6 to try and educate her a little, visited Red point and got my dick stroked while she watched, considered having a blow job but she wasn't too happy someone else playing with my dick so I played the gentleman and said she has to do it later. Walked the full length of beach road from soi 6 to walking street, lots of good looking women around, short, tall, slim, fat, old, young, pretty and a few ugly ones. If you can't find something to suit you are too fussy. Entered walking street and took her to my old haunt the beach club, I must say since they stopped wearing the white boots it isn't the same (where do you shove your 20 bahts?) Paid a visit to Spankys not bad I would go back. Went to the Windmill and shows were good lots of enthusiastic young girls.

Wandered back along walking street and my wife suggested going into Esarn bar, ordered a couple of samson cokes, paid with a 1000 note, change came back with 100s and 20s felt something was odd. I never count my change (I am a sucker) but I decided to count it, it was 100 down. Drinks cost was 260 for 2 samson cokes they gave me change for 360. Told them and they rectified it no problem but they were trying it on. Had a walk to Bamboo next, there was a German guy in a wheel chair at the front trying to get up the kerb. Gave him a pull up and wheeled him in, they said he wasn't allowed as he wouldn't be able to go to the toilet. I stuck with him and his friend and had an argument with the staff but they still wouldn't back down. Poor guy had to go somewhere else I just hope he got his pussy. Went into Bamboo eventually almost decided to boycott it for their attitude to the German, place was full of good looking women and geriatric wankers. Here's me with the fucking wife, what a knob.

May the force be with you.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1357519]I think you guys are really underestimating this. Most of these girls say just the opposite. They claim they are not busy and do not make or have any money.

Here is what guys pay her:

HJ-500.

BBBJ-1000.

FS-1500.

I am sure some negotiations go on.

The place is very busy as it is just off 2nd road. She easily sees 6 dudes a day.

I believe she actually makes more. Just 2 FS sessions a day and she is at about 100, 000.

Also, I took her after work at 1am. She stayed till 11am. Full GFE with CIP 2 times. I really liked her and paid her 2000.

She told me many times she gets 3, 000.

So I would say she if nothing else she is being conservative.

But whatever. I got all her info. And she sent me an email saying she wants to have me over when she buys her Condo. We will see.[/QUOTE]Sure there are girls making 6 figures in Pattaya, but they not that many. All girls like to brag to customers and fellow girls how successful they are. They actually get off making other girls jealous. I don't trust the girls, it's lies, lies, lies.

[quote=bunky;1357632]mr. bumpo [please] expand on the mini-restaurant-review. why did you fancy the place? food? prices? ambiance? hand job from mrs. natty under the table? also, how can the rest of us find this place?[/quote]bunky,

the open air seafood restaurant we went to was very good. i wish i could be more helpful about its name and location, but i had been drinking for a couple of hours and to tell you the truth, i wasn't paying much attention to where we were going. i know i could find the restaurant again and i will the next time i visit pattaya in march. i will also text mrs natty. i am sure she knows the name of the restaurant. i will pm you with better info when i have it. in the meantime perhaps some other board members who know the place could give us the name.

here is my best sense of the directions: from what's up go go walk to 2nd road. take a right turn. walk for one or two blocks, no more than three. make another right turn and maybe walk a ½ block to one block down the soi. the place is a large open air restaurant on the left side of the soi with fish tanks and there is a disco in the back behind it. you can't miss it if you are on the right soi. it was not a cheap restaurant, but considering the quality of the fresh seafood and their cooking methods, it was worth it.

mrs. natty asked what i felt like eating. she then took over and interfaced with the waiter. we had som tom, a couple of large raw oysters in the shell – mrs. natty prepared mine with a combination of onion, lime, various thai condiments and red pepper salsa, stir fried squid in a very tasty green pepper sauce, grilled tiger prawns, stir fried morning glory in another excellent sauce and we washed it down with a couple of cold beers. the bill came to something a little over 1200bt. the ambiance was good. it was a big place and at 1pm there were a number of customers rep001tered about, but we had a lot of privacy over in our corner of the restaurant. mrs. natty sat by my side and made sure everything was presented to her specifications. no hj under the table. we are an old married couple lol.

a favorite late night bkk restaurant i like to take my cowboy girls is called the love scene on soi 23. i will post a review in the bkk thread. the place is always filled with couples enjoying their food. the seedy ambiance of this joint is great.

[QUOTE=Ixgzca;1357664]No way she's making that much, especially with average looks as you say. She's either just boasting or she is combining what she actually makes with what she receives from her sponsor (s) every month. My money is on the latter considering she is buying a condo as hardly any working girls by condos in Pattaya. Not when they can build two houses back home in Anywhereburi for half the price. Don't be surprised if her sponsor walks in on you when you go to visit her new condo.[/QUOTE]I hope he does show up. In fact, I want him to just as I am draining my sack. Thanks

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[quote=natty bumpo;1357875]the ambiance was good. it was a big place and at 1am there were a number of customers rep001tered about, but we had a lot of privacy over in our corner of the restaurant.[/quote]sorry guys. 1am.

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo; 1357875]Bunky,

The open air seafood restaurant we went to was very good. I wish I could be more helpful about its name and location, but I had been drinking for a couple of hours and to tell you the truth, I wasn't paying much attention to where we were going. I know I could find the restaurant again and I will the next time I visit Pattaya in March. I will also text Mrs Natty. I am sure she knows the name of the restaurant. I will PM you with better info when I have it. In the meantime perhaps some other board members who know the place could give us the name.

Here is my best sense of the directions: From What's Up Go Go walk to 2nd Road. Take a right turn. Walk for one or two blocks, no more than three. Make another right turn and maybe walk a ½ block to one block down the Soi. The place is a large open air restaurant on the left side of the Soi with fish tanks and there is a disco in the back behind it. You can't miss it if you are on the right Soi. It was not a cheap restaurant, but considering the quality of the fresh seafood and their cooking methods, it was worth it.[/QUOTE]The name of that restaurant is Marine Sea Food and it's located in the Marine Plaza on Soi Marine just off Walking Street. The disco is Marine Disco. The other open air place just opposite has great food at a cheaper price.

Enjoy,

Daddy

[QUOTE=FoxesHunter;1357328]But why are you going back so many years and so far? Two years ago I went to Jakarta and always I get half of prices than Pattaya. Pattaya is not cheap at all.[/QUOTE]Yes, I see prices creeping upwards, the girl's monetary expectations rising and, of course the strength of the Thai Baht = less of the bargain we were getting before.

I need to check out Indonesia.

Mr. Bumpo and Mr. Daddy:

Thanks ever so much for the additional information regarding the seafood restaurants in Marine Plaza. I'm always on the lookout restaurants of that ilk, especially those that are less expensive than the big places on the west side of Walking Street that cater to the tourists. While the food at those places is pretty good, and the view over the bay is pleasant, the prices are just unconscionable.

After reading your directions and descriptions, I think I've eaten at the Marine Plaza restaurant that Mr. Bumpo recommended, the one with the fish tanks. I will give its competitor a try.

Along the same line, among the food vendors that cluster just east of Walking Street on Soi 14 (or maybe it's Soi 15) there is a guy who sells a decent selection of seafood, priced by weight and prepared as you wish. You'll eat at one of those small tables on the street, among the working girls slurping their noodles. But you'll pay a fraction of what they charge at the Tankay or Lobster Pot. And watching the world go by as you dine is the best free show in town.

Thanks again for the information.

Bunky

[QUOTE=Billy Baht; 1358001]Yes, I see prices creeping upwards, the girl's monetary expectations rising and, of course the strength of the Thai Baht = less of the bargain we were getting before.

I need to check out Indonesia.[/QUOTE]You can't afford a $16 fuck?

Get a better job.