Outcall in the BOG request
Hi everyone,
Been ages since I was in South America and up for company. I am in Bogota for the 1st time for a few days and staying at a hotel that is not guest friendly.
Wondering what my best option for a brothel nearby. I am not so adventurous and willing to pay a premium for upscale experiences. I speak only a bit of Spanish so Inglés friendly is a plus.
What are the best high end brothel / clubs in town that are actually open these days? Bonus points for closeness to Zona T / Chico / Chapinero. Even a high end spa with HJ opportunities would be good for me.
Sorry for the last minute outreach. This trip came together very fast.
Tobey.
Coming In Hot (March 13-20)
Gentlemen,
I will be visiting Bogota once again here in a couple weeks. I will be on ground for about a week. My trip last year was unceremoniously cut short due to the mayor of Bogota deciding to lock down the city on short notice. It was not a pleasant experience.
In any case, I am quite experienced with the Bogota scene and have had a lot of time to consolidate my thoughts to compare it to Brazil. I shall elaborate. I am a fan of nice things. I will happily pay a premium for convenience if it means my time can be spent that much better. In Brazil, there is a clear delineation between upscale and the opposite thereof in terms of the quality of women. In Rio and Sao Paulo alike, the quality of the girl you will find is largely correlated with the quality of the venue. Of course, it goes without saying that you can find a diamond in the rough in some of the rougher establishments if you put in the work. I MUST give the caveat that I have a specific type of Brazilian girl that I like (brancas with big bundas, the porn star type) so you have to know where to go to find them. Different strokes for different folks.
This is NOT how it works in Colombia.
As members of this board have said time and time again, the quality difference between girls in the dirt pit that is SF and those working in the luxury clubs in the north is marginal. In fact, many of the girls in the clubs in SF work in the clubs in the north too. The marginal difference, to me, a person who materially doesn't care about spending more money for better quality and a better experience, is negligible. It is so negligible that I have a hard time justifying going north at all other than to visit some nice restaurants or if I want a nice massage. I will be spending most of my time in SF. Why? Because it just makes sense. If you will be in Bogota from roughly March 13-20 ish and want to hang out, feel free to send me a PM. My Spanish is horrendous but those who know me know I'm a great wingman. Who doesn't want to hang around with a young guy to help them pick up ladies LOL.
Oh, and take the Woodman tour. It's worth it's weight in gold.
Tia.