Berlin Five Day Bash - Part 1
Finally made it back to Berlin along with a rather extensive cheat sheet (names, adresses and deatils) though fully expecting to take things as they come. I've already hit most of the better known bordellos and thus was hoping to sample a few new and perhaps more obscure ones, fully aware that they can be a real hit or miss. I likewise wanted to try my luck with a few escort services. As Angus has pointed out, the Berlin delivery scheme is rather shoddy. Guess I just wanted some adventure and seeked a diamond in the rough. Nothing is 100% in this game and needless to say I had some great experiences along with a few duds. Still a trip to remember.
Stayed at the Swissotel, a top 3 ranked hotel ([url]www.tripadvisor.com[/url]) and can add that it was not a problem to bring ladies back to your room. More on that later. Arrived last Wednesday around 18.00 and after unpacking and a shower immediately headed off to Europasalon which is only a fifteen minute walk from my hotel.
[url]http://www.europasalon.de/[/url]
Easy to find, next to a Kebab house on a small square and right by the Nollendorf tube station. The building is somewhat shabby but nothing scary. I should mention however that having buzzed the place, immediately two young kids (13-15 years old!) run down the steps and opened the door. They lead me to the Salon on the first floor then headed up the steps. Quite odd. House Mutte did not speak any English but that never seems to be a problem for me. I speak a Nordic language so I get some basics but I suppose it would be a problem if you have specifics to ask. I had my eye on Polina but was told that she had just left. I hadn't much time so I asked all the same for the parade. No other customers around. So only a three girl intro and numbers one and two were nothing to brag about. Fortunately the third was quite appealing - Ada
[url]http://www.europasalon.de/index2.html[/url]
Ada is approx. 22 years old and from Poland. She did mention that she is only here for eight days but I presume that these girls come and go (and come back all the time). Ada has a lovely young and tight body, not petite but not large by any means. What was so appealing about Ada was that she always smiled. The chemistry I suppose was very good between us from the off-set. I paid €60 for thirty minutes plus extra €20 for DFK. Hadn't much time to get too kinky. All in all a great time with Ada and looking back, the sweatiest fuck I experienced on this trip. We just connected. Cannot recommend enough this girl. Above average BJ skills (no real DT but sloppy all the same) and an enthusiastic fuck in several positions. She pretty much allows you to dictate what tickles your fancy all while giggling like a school girl. Service minded for sure and one who is apparently not yet jaded by this line of work. She likes sex for sure. Had I booked an hour then I am certain that we could have had a real GFE and perhaps even extras for free.
Face - 7-8
Body - 8
Sex - 9+
Attitude - 10
Immeditely went to visit my friend for dinner (Il Sorrisio by Tiergarten- very pleasant Italian eatery with top service and not too expensive). We ate and drank there for well over three hours and thus I was anxious to hit another spot before going back to my hotel. Now my (Hungarian) friend will screw only black women. This is not so easy in Berlin unless you want to hit Artemis and even there the selection is very limited. In any case I had heard that "Sexy Candy Shop" [url]http://www.sexy-candyshop.de/index.php/108652[/url], had one black girl so we called to confirm. Indeed they could abide my friend's wish. I had a hankerin' to meet with a girl there named Jeanette and she too was present. So off we go in a taxi, a twenty minute journey south out to a residential suburb. You cannot miss this place from the street as there is a huge neon sign outside (lips à la their logo). It's late and they plan to soon close so we were quite rushed by the unfriendly Madame. She was a real ***** in fact. We were presented with a mere four girl line-up and I must say that I was a bit disappointed to see that Jeanette [url]http://www.sexy-candyshop.de/index.php/121033[/url], was not nearly as pretty as I had hoped. I think it was the long locky hair in the photo that caught my eye. Well she had the hair allright but it was fake (extensions) to be sure. I choose her all the same as she did possess a lovely figure. Nothing outstanding but youthful and tight. However word of warning....she has extremely bad teeth. Jeanette is Bulgarian and I reckon their health care is a few decades behind. So no DFK was ordered but I did ask for CIM and dildospiel which was on the menu. If I remeber correctly I paid €70 for forty minutes plus €20 (CIM) and €20 for vibrator play. The vibrator play was a real treat and a exciting visual (though quite faked), the BJ was covered. The sex somewhat mechanical and no GFE to speak of. But I was in the mood for some filth, not GFE. Indeed I got to whip off the hard hat and finish in her mouth. Great fun for me but it was obvious that she obliged for the sake of money only. I should add that the room was large and clean (no showers-only a small sink for washing) but a pleasant surprise was a TV showing (good!) porno whilst the deed was being done. A nice touch and if your girl is not up to par, then you can always watch the screen and fantasize a bit. Lastly I can say that the black lady (Lucy?) was above average in looks and appeared very sexy. However my friend did not speak much about his session so I presume that it too was mechanical and less that extroidinary. In sum I would not venture back to this place and most definately not to see Jeanette.
Face - 6 (pretty but with awful teeth)
Body - 7+
Sex - 6
Attitude - 3
One great session and one so-so....day 1 was about what I had expected though Ada really made the day to remeber.
The Grand Wazoo
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Berlin Five Day Bash - part 2
Spent all last Thursday "working" at the Venus Adult Film Fair. An experience for certain. Upon entering the Messe one is greeted by a bounty of scantitly clad women a few of which are either topless or sporting G-string panties. Enough T&A to keep any man's blood flowing. Unfortunately I even witnessed a German woman pushing eighty (!) who was eager to flash her goods to all willing to watch. It seems that many Germen men have a fetish for the extreme and kinky. So a long day at the Adult Fair and yet another dinner at Il Sorrisio where my host suggested to visit the Kit Kat Club (apparently a club where anything goes and doesn't cost more than the admission fee). We taxied out there (north) only to discover that it was not The Kit Kat Klub this evening but rather a hard rock night so we passed. I thus made a small fib to break away and around midnight headed off to Mon Rouge [url]http://www.monrouge.de/home_en.html[/url]
Now this place has been well reviewed, as recent as a few days ago, so there isn't too much more to share. However this is the one IMHO elite bordellos that I have yet to visit so it was a 'must' on my list. Any *****house that has a gold plated nameplate at the entrance ought to be worth a visit and the internet line-up and photos are a thing of beauty. Turns out that these photos are indeed real and in my newly found exeperience accurate. Five girls present (incl. Michelle who is from Africa and has a huge ass - if that's your thing....). There were three that I had hope to see; Bella, Maya and/or Nicky. Only Nicky was present of the three and apparently Bella no longer works there (though still on thir website). Fortunately Nicky was present and upon seeing her in person this was a no brainer. There are several positive reports on Nicky and now you can add one more. This girl radiates not only beauty but lustful sex as well. Rather petite with a superb ass and the utmost perfect tits. Of course they are fake but I had to ask her since there are no visible scars and feel wonderfully natural to me. My girlfriend back home has fake boobs and they are not nearly as natural feeling as they are with Nicky. My compliments to her surgeon.
I'm pretty certain that I paid Nicky only €100 (maybe €120) and for this I received massage, kissing and CIM as well as DATY and sex in several positions. Oh yeah...BBBJ without my asking. Easily 50-60 minutes of pure bliss and all this in the nicest bed and room in any of the bordellos that I have visited (can you not attest to this assumption Angus?) Candles, perfect lighting, lots of fancy pillows and simply a wonderful setting. Note-this is the room in the middle of the parlour room, just a tad to the left of the main entrance. When Nicky walks in your room topless and with little white panties then you are in for a real treat. No real french kissing but lots a kissing all the same and she appeared to appreciate it when I literally licked nearly every inch of her sweet smelling body. Spent a good 15-20 minutes tongueing her pussy and ass (a rare service on my part) and much to her delight. Of course most pros can fake it and make us guys feel that we are special but I really believe that Nicky really enjoys what she is doing. She speaks with a sexy deep voice - her English surprisingly good. If she has any flaws it might be that her eyes are nothing special and in fact a bit sunken. This of course is a mute point when considering her (fake?) perky lips and most perfect tits and ass. If I were to draw the perfect body then it would look like Nickys'.
She is no doubt a popular girl and has done her fair share of 'dates' but if you don't have a mental problem with this then anybody going to Berlin ought to give her a shot. Top notch all allround and Mon Rouge is a safe and dependable place. If they had a few more girls in the line-up I would easily say that this is the best place in Berlin and most reasonably priced. IMO a better atmosphere than KD's or VK.
Nicky [url]http://www.monrouge.de/nicky.html[/url]
Face - 9
Body - 10
Sex - 10
Attitude - 10
Ok, that's some great ratings but I cannot claim that they are over-the-top and I honestly cannot give her anything less. This is top 10 porn star material and I work in that business so I have some experience with these girls. Only maybe Lanny Barby and Baroka Balls would be above Nicky on my wish list. Have not banged the first two but I now at least have the memory of being with this lovely 22 year old Bulgarian dynamo.
Should have gone back to MR and seeked out Maya.
The Grand Wazoo
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Berlin Five Day Bash - part 3
Shit, I'm getting carried away and not taking care of my office work. But I owe you guys who regularly report and most of all to Angus who has made the Berlin section of ISG a viable forum of info.
Last Friday and another day of work at the Messe. Not easy walking by half naked girls all day and videos blarring pussy and cum shots in literally every direction you look. I honestly don't get very excited whilst doing this 'job' but it is great fun to bullshit with a few porn stars that I have met through the years in this business. Special mention to my friend Puma Swede who is way under rated in this business and a real nice girl to boot.
Waliking down Kantstrasse from the Messe Sud (yes I walk alot while on my trips and in fact avoid taxis) and I am hoping to meet with Laura at Bei Mona. She appears to have a lovely rack and my Cialis (one a day) is kicking in big time. Mona bordello is easy to find on the busy Kantstrasse in Charlottenburg though it is in fact around the corner with a small seperate entrance...you'll find it if you look. Door opens and the Madame tells me that Laura starts at 21.00. It's only 17.30. So it's off to Europa Salon once again to hopefully meet up with the enticing Polina.
[url]http://www.europasalon.de/index2.html[/url]
Acc. to Madame Polina (who is Polish of course) is to my delight present. The hausmutte this time places me in a nicer room than on my last visit (this bordello is not nearly as classy as MR, rather modest and simplier in decor). I take a shower adjacent and then without even seeing Polina, wait on the bed for her to come in. Upon entering I must admit a bit of disapppointment. Her photos appear lovely but without face so it's always going to be either better than expected or some disappointment. Well to be honest Polina is by no means unattractive but her face is not on par with her body. Cute but no knock-out. I would also say that she is around 25-27 where her photos make her seem closer to 19-22. Also her breasts are small (no problem for me) but have some hang. Fortunately her ass is small and she has thin hips (again my taste). OK no beauty but certainly attractive and I'll have no problem enjoying a session with Polina as long as she has some positive attitude.
She pulls down her panties while facing the wall and flashes her beaver from behind. A lovely start and again my Cialis is in top gear. She speaks next to no English. Ok, €60+€20 (DFK) ordered only. I asked for possible anal in case I get the urge in the heat of the moment but she let's me know that it ain't going to happen. After five minutes of french kissing and foreplay I can tell that Polina prefers soft cuddly sex. I like soft sex as well as raunch so I'm happy to oblige to the softer side as this I believe will lead to a better session. She then proceeds to give me a good (not great) back massage which is just what I needed. I actually remember well the warmth of her pussy on my ass while she was massaging my back. Quite a new kick I do believe. I then received a covered BJ of somewhat poor quality so I made sure that it turned into 69. This got her going for sure. To sum things up quicker we did the normal 3-4 positions but the condom thing was killing me so I asked her to finish me off manually and preferably on her face. She obliged. This was not great sex but above avearge GFE. So much so that I offered her a massage when we finished with the sex bit. I reckon that I gave her a better massage then what I had received. A very pleasant time indeed. If you like sex on the soft side then Polina is a winner. If you want to bang a ***** then look for someone else.
Face - 7
Body - 7
Sex - 8
Attitude - 8 (if I spoke Polish then it probably would have been a 10...)
I'd go with Polina again but not a first choice and probably only if I was a bit depressed rather than mad horny....if that makes any sense.
The Grand Wazoo
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Berlin Five Day Bash - part 4
Going to sum this up now with my last three encounters and in no particular order. Having searched hard on this board for a reliable escort agency I came away with little direction. I asked Nicky at Mon Rouge what they took for outcall and was told €200. The same as Kamilla D and Van Kampen. It is probably worth it. The two agencies that I used are, as Angus states, part of a cartel associated with bordellos of lesser repute. The first escort girl I met with was Marina from Europe-Modell [url]http://www.europa-modell.de/[/url]. I asked initially for Mia but the agent guy, who spoke reasonable English, informed me that she was not available. I then inquired about Marina upon which he asks "do you mean the blonde girl with huge boobs", this was enough for me to place an order. Indeed Marina shows up at my hotel within the 45 minutes as promised. Note that I had to meet Marina down in the lobby as one needs a key to use the elevators to the room at the Swissotel.
While in clothes Marina appeared. Well Ok. But I did notice that her face was rather chubby and a she appeared quite a bit heavier then in her photos. Yet she was smiling alot in the elvevator and I couldn't yet see her body as she was wearing a long thick coat. Up to the room and she asks for a drink (not very smart in fact). I fix us some vodkas and she jumps into the shower. I strip and lay on my bed and await this blonde with the "huge boobs". When she comes and drops the towel I immediately see a body in terrible shape considering her youthful age. This is no bait and switch, pictures are correct. Marina has simply gained 10-15 kilos since her arrival to Germany. She speaks incessantly in German though we acknowledge my lack thereof. Her ass is flat, wide and totally unattractive. Her tits down to her belly and clearly sans résistance. I'm just hoping now for some filthy sex with my eyes wandering elsewhere.
The sex sucked. She honestly complains the entire time. Provides a weak covered BJ and the worst back rub that I've had all week. I'm neither into licking her pussy nor playing with her huge saggy boobs. Her ass I don't even want to see. We did the deed in two positions only and I finish off manually on her stomach. €110 for a lousy fuck with an unattractive girl who has a bad attitude. Note that Marina is Lithuanian.
On another occasion (my last shot before heading off to the airport on Sunday). I order again from one of the mega agencies. As it was only 10: 30 in the morning I had but little choice since only a few advertise as open 24/7. Yes this time it was Call-Girls-Berlin who have a large stable of Baltic girls. My first request was again Mia (she does appear at both agencies and at different prices.) but again she was not available. They offer Katja [url]http://www.call-girls-berlin.de/[/url] and I accept. I did ask the agency if Katja is petite and the claimed 22 years old. They state that this is true. Order is placed and amazingly Katja is at my door within 30-35 minutes. So credit to both these agencies for promptness. Also I can attest that neither pulled off a bait and switch. Also note that this time I get a call from the receptionist of the hotel ask asks if they can let up a women to my room. Could be a problem for some. So Katja made it all the way to my door.
However, Katja arrives with a real pouty look. It is obvious that she thinks this is a bother and never once during our session did this girl smile. €100 again (I didn't have exactly the said €90) so I figured an extra €10 would perhaps bring a smile or two + some good sex. It did not. Katja was in fact colder than Marina. She is probably a few years closer to 28 then the claimed 22. It's obvious that she has had a baby or two as her breasts have been suckled dry. So bad that I never touched them once with purpose. Her ass was small and fairly cute but was going soon south. But my God the attitude. If not for the Cialis and the fact that I knew that this was going to be my last shot in Berlin on this trip, then I would have given up and sent her off. Again lousy back rub, a BJ first uncovered then covered (what's that all about? ) and some sex in a few positions none of which felt comfortable. The entire session she really appeared to be bothered by the whole ordeal. So I basically force her (nothing physical) to finish me off orally and without the condom and lay back and dream about Meggan Mallone. It worked but I immediately felt jipped. Note again that Katja is also Baltic and from Lithuania.
Face. 6 (probably cute at 16 but now weathered)
Body. 6 (probably cute at 16 but now weathered)
Sex. 1 (she is female anyway)
Attitude. 0 (couldn't have been worse)
Now I have been to Riga and mongered a bit and to be truthful never had any memorable sessions there either. Likewise have met a few Baltic girls at Artemis and even a few 'straight' ones at discos. They all blow (no pun intended). Never again will I pay for any 'Baltic girls.
It seems that the Polish girls come to Berlin by choice and to make some quick cash. It's obvious that the Baltic girls arrive I dare say by force. They hate what they are doing and have no intention of providing good service. It's not a chemistry thing. Their attitudes all appear [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] poor from the start.
Now Angus, you say that you are not too fond of Europa Salon and that is fine. You know the city much better than I. But it is a Polish operation and both girls that I met there were clearly enjoying themselves and making sure that I was too. So while in Berlin it's German, Polish, Russian or Bulgarian only for me.
One last report (the best for last) was a wonderful session at Salon Prestige last Friday. I have always had good sessions there and it is fairly close to the Messe so I can stop by easily on my way home from the show. The line up at this time (around 16. 00) was quite limited as I believe the night shift starts around 18. 00. Only three girls were presented to me and all three were certainly worthy but I was now in the mood for some anal so the choice to be made was Mandy [url]http://www.top-prestige. De/mandy. Htm[/url] A forty minute session incl. Anal and DFK cost me €130. This is quite a bit but I can easily say that this session was the most memorable. Mandy is a real pleaser and cute as a bunny. Her body is not in my opinion outstanding but very feminine all the same with wide hips, a round ass and normal tits of a twenty one year old. Very girly yet a woman in the same package. Mandy is a great kisser and likes to caress and play soft. The BJ was covered but with great hand work and plenty of eye contact. I licked well her snatch and we did 69 for probably a good 15-20 minutes. In fear of blowing too soon I said that I wanted to go directly to anal and skip the normal sex and she was fine with this. A little lube and then it was pure bliss. Now the tempo was faster and I had a great time banging her wide ass from behind. She certainly gave me the impression that she enjoys it in the keester. But once again the condom was killing my true sensation so Mandy finished me off with her hand all the while I was buried between her legs. A load to be proud of I might add and even managed to hit the wall behind the bed. A good laugh but I ended up cleaning it up. The session worth every penny. I will always visit Prestige at least once while in Berlin. Never had a bad session there.
Face. 8
Body. 7+
Sex. 9 (she's rather quiet otherwise a 10)
Attitude. 10
So that's it fellas. Some great experiences and some duds. My best words of advice are take no Baltic girls and if you must take outcall then go with the top bordellos and pay the extra cash. Thanks again to Angus and everyone else for tips and stories and keep the info flowing.
The Grand Wazoo
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Berlin Gets a PT – Almost
I've had a trip out to the "All Inclusive" Pussy Club over near SXF. Full report to be found here:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=804789&postcount=2382[/url]
Canned summary: If you really want to try a PT, it's worth it. Don't expect any real lookers or a genuine GFE. Hard to beat for 70Eur
Sweety-La Passion Escort Agency
As has been noted here before the Berlin escort scene is some how lacking in quality, dependable agencies. I used to be a solid supporter of Haut-nah (Club Liveline-Bitchclub) but I have found that their frequent time outs and their lack of change in the line up has made them unreliable and not so attractive to use. They dearly need some new talent if they are to get a call from Angus again.
The good news is that I have now had two sessions with La Passion girls (see Natalie some months back) and both were top notch.
This time I saw Sweety and can easily say that it was one of the top sessions I have had all year here in Berlin. Now I have to say that she is not a great beauty (model type) if that is what you are looking for. She is, in fact, quite plain looking. But there is also something about her that attracted me on the web page. That and a positive review of her on one of the German language boards got me to pick up the phone and call to see if she was available on a Sunday evening.
[url]http://www.la-passion-escort.de/profil-54.html[/url]
Arrangements were easy and well handled by the phone girl and, unlike last time, the phone girl spoke good English. I called at 21:30 and set up the hour long session for 22:15. Sweety arrived a couple of minutes early and notified me by phone (as requested) that she was downstairs. I feel certain that were she to have been running late I would have received a call notifying me of the lateness.
She came up, we took care of business, 100€ for one hour, and then I offered her a shower which she accepted. When she emerged from the shower a couple of minutes later the session got off to a good start and just flowed from there. Yes it was one of those sessions that seemed to just have a good rhythm to it.
The kissing was enthusiastic and deep, she was very responsive to what was happening and really yes to anything I requested. Her bj skills are top notch and she loves deep fingering and even eventually some fisting! I had my hand into her pussy, thumb and all, right up to the third knuckle. A little more lube, a little more time and persistence on my part and I am certain that she could have taken the whole fist to the wrist.
Also she like to have her ass fingered, two fingers being easily accommodated. Seeing this I decided to try anal as well with her-offered at a very reasonable 20€ extra.
Now let me say here that I rarely go for paid anal as I find that though a lady may offer it as an extra, all too often it is just for the extra cash that they do it. Sweety, I would say, is one of those rare service providers who likes it and is, as a result, very good at it. What often happens to me is that little Angus, already a little unhappy at being wrapped in latex, meets, what is in effect a clenched asshole, and rather than soldiering on he just wilts and the whole enterprise ends up in disaster. That and I am 40€ (for instance at Liberty) poorer.
With Sweety the opposite happened. Little Angus was pretty much ramrod ready as a result of Sweety’s oral skills and her willingness to finger herself while being watched, when the latex was applied. A short journey into her sweet, though rather spacious (as a result of the aforementioned fisting) pussy and I readied myself to penetrate her ass. As I introduced little A’s head to her brown eye the gates to heaven just seemed to part for me and I slid into her ass like a hot knife into butter. And totally deep, as far as was possible. And she pushed back as if asking for more. Well I proceeded to fuck, I mean really fuck her in the ass. Pulling out, reentering, position changes, the whole nine yards. It was as if I was "fuck-channeling" the Anal God himself-Rocco!
And from Sweety, not a word of complaint. Rather she moaned and encouraged me to go deeper and as hard as I wanted. I had to pace myself, slow down and even stop on several occasions, sometimes pulling out and shoving a couple of fingers up her ass, sometimes just going as deep as possible and then just resting there feeling her ass pulse. I love that feeling when all you can feel is her pulse, deep in her anal passage, on the end of your cock.
Finally, with her on her back, legs at her ears, I fucked her long steady, solid strokes until I came. Whew!
Anyway, I got rather detailed there and mostly I just wanted to say that Sweety really seems to enjoy anal sex and if any out there reading this want a provider who will really let you fuck her ass, the way anal sex is meant to be, then Sweety is most definitely the girl for you. If you do not mind a girl who is a little plain, she more than makes up for it with her service and the fact that she is a really pleasant person with whom to spend an hour of non stop erotic action.
We finished with about ten minutes left on the hour and I really think I was more aware of the time than she was. Sweety was quite happy to then lie for a while and cuddle, caress and engage in pillow talk.
To sum up then-I was 100% satisfied with this session. Everything about it was top notch from the initial contact to the quality of the sex. What was promised and offered on the website was delivered with out a doubt.
I am sure to be using this agency again in the future.
Thanks for reading.
