FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=JamesPearle;2387468]Background. Never been to Artemis before. I plan to go noon on Sunday and stay till I run out of sperm. Second, I am more concerned about having a great experience than saving a money.

1. What is best way to tell the girl that is likely to give you a really hot sexy session vs. Lazy / ripoff / time waster?

2. Can you ask the girl to give you a few seconds preview of her blowjob before committing to spend a full 30 minutes with her?

3. I want at least two ffm sessions. Any tips on how to pick the 2 girls. (I Do not want to choose two girls who don't like each other and neither is her sexy best).[/QUOTE]1. If any of us knew this we would not be here.

2. Sure, you can ask. When she stops laughing take her to the kino and just pay for a quick BJ.

3. Best way-find a girl you click with, ask her to find a friend.

Hello fellows,

I plan to arrive to Artemis on coming Thursday at 11 AM. Can any of you describe the scenery at that time? How many girls? How many customers?

I will leave at 1 PM and return at 8 PM. I assume that the entrance fee is valid for the whole day, even if you leave and return later.

Many thanks.

At SanPedro.

From 11 am to 1 pm you will have a limited choice. But I always found one or two doable ladies around the scene at that time. I always leave Artemis around 2 pm and come back before 8 pm. Just ask the front desk. They will write down your locker number and you must sign for it. You sign again if you come back and get your locker key back. But beware. Sometimes there are inexperienced ladies at the front desk and give away your locker to someone else. So do not leave your belongings there. Only the Artemis robe and flip flops.

At ExpatLover.

I am not going to argue with you. Waste of time.

At JamesPearle.

1. My best sessions were after me picking the girl and not vice versa. She is more or less alone in the club but if you talk to her she will talk to you easily. If she genuinely laughs at a joke, she is most likely a good choice. But there are no certainties here.

2. Already answered by Zen Monger. You can go to the kino with her. There is one downstairs and one upstairs (in front of restaurant head left). Ask for a room within a few minutes of sucking. Otherwise there is the possibility that the session (and session time) already started. Better to ask something like "Is there a kino here" than hint at the two minutes free blow job.

3. Zen Monger answered that already but beware of girls kissing each other. You will have to pay 50 euros each. Even better is to repeat with a girl you already had a session with one-on-one and then ask for a friend to go along. But I have been offered many trios from friends, so no problem at all to get it. Now, you only need to prevent disappointment.

I haven't been to Artemis since the infamous raid a couple of years ago and since the condom law came in. Last time I went the atmosphere was great but the level of the ladies was not to my liking with a few exceptions (too many older women older than 30, too many tattoos, too much silicone) . But I am in Berlin in a couple of weeks and think I'll like to check it out again. With so many girls working you only need to find one or two. And I used to love the heated jacuzzi and pool outdoors.

The only thing I can't remember. What is the rate now in practice? Is it 60/30 and is BBBJ available for extra?

The last time I remember a great session with German Nele and German-Turk Scarlett but they must have left ages ago.

Any recommended Top Girls (model type, slim, minimum tattoos, no silicone)?

[QUOTE=Sebastiane;2390973]I haven't been to Artemis since the infamous raid a couple of years ago and since the condom law came in. Last time I went the atmosphere was great but the level of the ladies was not to my liking with a few exceptions (too many older women older than 30, too many tattoos, too much silicone) . But I am in Berlin in a couple of weeks and think I'll like to check it out again. With so many girls working you only need to find one or two. And I used to love the heated jacuzzi and pool outdoors.

The only thing I can't remember. What is the rate now in practice? Is it 60/30 and is BBBJ available for extra?

The last time I remember a great session with German Nele and German-Turk Scarlett but they must have left ages ago.

Any recommended Top Girls (model type, slim, minimum tattoos, no silicone)?[/QUOTE]Hey Sebastiane.

After a long hiatus, I recently made a return visit to Artemis. The place used to have a finer selection of girls, especially during Messe events. That was not the case this time. The club was almost lifeless. The entry is still 80 Euros. The quoted price for session is still 60 Euros / 30 minutes, but if you wanted BBBJ, the session jumps to 100 Euros / 30. For that, you would assume DFK and DATY would be included, but you would be sadly mistaken. Some girls said that it was either "BBBJ or DATY". What? Some girls flat out did not kiss. Compared to just a few years ago, this is a sharp reduction in service. As for models, you won't find any. There were some good looking ones that may have matched your search criteria. I interviewed a bunch of girls. Met only one German girl named Alice, but she was a bit older and I did not session with her. Did not meet any girl named Nele or Scarlett. I would say that there were enough slim girls to session with, but it seemed the most popular girl with a short Romanian girl with fake tits, tattoos, and dyed red hair. I saw a poor sucker wait for her at the stairway and then she said something to him and walked off with another guy. Never did catch her name, I am sure one of the regulars would be able to identify her. It seems the change in laws and registration has really affected the market. Where did all the girls end up? You were not referring to Artemis legend, Czech Nella, were you?

FiddyCent.

Was at Artemis the other day, Tuesday, only found one girl that looks-wise attracted me, a German girl named Sofia. Stayed one hour in room and she was a pretty good performer that I might repeat.

So almost nothing to report. Went home early.

[QUOTE=TheRugdr;2386653]Yeah, she was my favorite girl at Artemis. I was extremely attracted to her (I love red hair and milky skin) and always enjoyed our sessions, including her DFK and CIF. Unfortunately, she's been gone for quite some time now, and is likely no longer in the FKK business. The last time I was at Artemis about a year and a half ago, one of the other girls (knowing I always visited just to see Avril) came up to me and told me Avril left and will probably never return.[/QUOTE]She was there Tuesday this week for sure.

[QUOTE=BlueSwede;2394733]She was there Tuesday this week for sure.[/QUOTE]Avril is there now! .

I was there last night. I met a woman I already know. She told me:" the place is crowdy" and I replied:"I saw the place more crowdy than that. "

We kept discussing about changes that have happened, and I told her: "I know 85% of the face here, the new face aren't so attractive".

I like to go upstairs with a new woman, before to pursue my night thus I went to ask to a dark black girl with a nice ass who wore an orange string.

She declined.

I realize the relation Supply / Demand is very strong in Artemis: There are so many men for those Women, they can select who will get access to their orchid.

I ended up to spent time with women I knew from before sessions.

To someone who never been to Artemis could you give example of how the typical women there look like? For example from this escort site [URL]https://www.berlinintim.com/escorts-callgirls-berlin.html[/URL] or any pictures would be enough.

I know a lot have said they're plastic but like if I have a concrete example of the average face & body it would be appreciated because my imagination sucks.

[QUOTE=Mcfucking;2396295]To someone who never been to Artemis could you give example of how the typical women there look like? For example from this escort site [URL]https://www.berlinintim.com/escorts-callgirls-berlin.html[/URL] or any pictures would be enough.

I know a lot have said they're plastic but like if I have a concrete example of the average face & body it would be appreciated because my imagination sucks.[/QUOTE]I was there last week despite all negative reviews here.

It was great, it's a special experience to walk around and see all these beautiful naked women.

From the berlinintim page you linked I saw women like Angie, Perola, Barbara, Jessica, Simona.

I saw women ranked 4-10. The hottest girls are real stunners.

Not all women are that attractive, many have silicon, pumped lips, etc but that's not a problem since there are so many different types and characters to choose from. The point is that you are in control (as long as you can tell your reptile brain quiet, telling you to just fuck one that looks like a 7 or higher) and there are always (for me at least) a few 9 and 10 around that would be impossible to come near to 'in real life '. In Artemis these beauties will come to you when you make eye contact.

I found it difficult to take it easy and just picked a nice looking girl after half an hour without chatting and that's risky. Stupid me.

Some look great but have a bad attitude so I became disappointed in the room. So just relax, talk to many girls and be picky.

I did and had some great sex with another girl later in the evening. Yes, you can get the same experience in brothels etc but in Artemis you can take your time looking around and chat until you feel that the chemistry is there.

It's expensive but you can have a great time.

I will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=Mcfucking;2396295]Could you give example of how the typical women there look like would be appreciated because my imagination sucks.[/QUOTE]Typically, they have a head (with eyes, ears, nose, mouth etc), some kind of boobs, arms, belly, some kind of vagina, a separate anus, and legs with feet. Hard to miss. And large amounts of money stuffed in their safe lockers.

Was here from 7:30 pm until around 11 pm on Sunday night.

Line-up was one of the worst I've ever seen in a club. The line-up can be best-described as grandmothers and tatted-up silicone has-beens. Most of the girls would fit in well in a horror show. I only saw a couple girls who I maybe could have gone with if I hadn't already been spent from 3 nights elsewhere.

Whoever is doing the hiring for Artemis must have been given an inspiration that goes something like this, "Please hire anyone other than cute, young girls. ".

80 Euro Eintritt. Dinner was passable.

Possibility of repeat: Never.

Positives: Contrary to some prior reports, the girls were not aggressive at all, and I was able to pass everywhere with no one hassling me or grabbing me. The girls were all pretty-much hands-off and I gratefully remained unmolested during my stay. I appreciated that the girls weren't aggressive. Much of the facilities inside were fairly nice.

Bottom line: Left with full balls.

[QUOTE=UltraHappy;2398221]Was here from 7:30 pm until around 11 pm on Sunday night...Line-up was one of the worst I've ever seen[/QUOTE]You have to know, as an experienced senior member that Sunday is a fairly weak night following the power days Thurs-Sat. Many frequently worn out and coffers full enough to enjoy / need some days off. So weak line up should not have been such a surprise and if you want to play the odds, Sundays are chilled out but to be avoided unless you know your favs will be there. Plus see positive review below from McFucking. All relative and subjective.

[QUOTE=BoneRanger69;2398431]You have to know, as an experienced senior member that Sunday is a fairly weak night following the power days Thurs-Sat. Many frequently worn out and coffers full enough to enjoy / need some days off. So weak line up should not have been such a surprise and if you want to play the odds, Sundays are chilled out but to be avoided unless you know your favs will be there. Plus see positive review below from McFucking. All relative and subjective.[/QUOTE]Sorry I meant positive review from Shining.

Moreover, UH said he was hard at it for 3 days prior, and likely not at his best either. So take all this ill will a grain of salt.

Sunday can be a chilled out day, but a lot of the A team are resting and off. Those that remain can be more hard core, with more financial pressure etc. By no means all. Just it is a different mix and not really representative of the full line up.

Those of us "stuck" here in Berlin are quite happy about it-with thousands, literally, of options. We will abide.