Melbourne

Hi all,

Good to see some good banter going on.

Anyway I visited a place next to the Old Ambulance station on Nepean Hwy at Frankston.

Had a massage with a ML called Barby.

She works Saturdays and another day BUT also told me she works at 2 other shops towards the city.

I didn't get the shops name.

Any one else come across her (sorry about the pun).

Frankston shop is way to close to home.

Thanks,

PM if you wish.

I took VM's suggestion and visited the Asian massage shop on Jackson Street, Toorak. It's on the corner of Grange Road and directly behind Toorak Village. You could have lunch at the Grange Road Egg Shop, get you hair cut next door, pop in to have a massage and then pick up your weekly shopping at Woolies. All very convenient.

It's a tiny shop with two rooms only. There were two ladies on duty. One was a slightly plump girl in her 30's who spoke good English and the other was a MILF in her late 30's called Mandy. I was hoping for the plump girl as fatties are generally good at massage, but I was assigned Mandy. Her vocabulary was limited to just 'yes' and 'no'.

I went into the tiny room and laid down with my underwear on. Mandy then came in and just said 'oil' and took my underwear off. Whatever. Massage was okay. She put in good effort. On the flip at the 40-minute mark, she got some oil and just went for my cock without asking. It all felt very nice. To avoid any confusion, I asked how much. Up went three fingers. I just nodded. Considering the opening gambit for HJ at most Melbourne AMPS is like $3,699,858,254.67, I thought $30 was a bargain. Her HJ technique was excellent. She's obviously been trained in the various erogenous zones of the cock back in China and knew what she was doing. She was okay with me touching her outside her clothes. My hands did not wander anywhere else and I didn't ask for anything further. I think they appreciate that.

Cost for the massage was $70, plus $30 for the HJ.

I wouldn't go here on a warm or hot day. There is no air conditioning and it would be just too stuffy inside.

So there you go. A ridgy-didge AMP offering HJs right in the heart of the bluest of blue ribbon suburbs in Australia. And directly opposite one of the campuses of Geelong Grammar School. Very convenient for those senior school boys to get a bit of relief before their calculus lesson. LOL.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2384702]I took VM's suggestion and visited the Asian massage shop on Jackson Street, Toorak. It's on the corner of Grange Road and directly behind Toorak Village. You could have lunch at the Grange Road Egg Shop, get you hair cut next door, pop in to have a massage and then pick up your weekly shopping at Woolies. All very convenient.

It's a tiny shop with two rooms only. There were two ladies on duty. One was a slightly plump girl in her 30's who spoke good English and the other was a MILF in her late 30's called Mandy. I was hoping for the plump girl as fatties are generally good at massage, but I was assigned Mandy. Her vocabulary was limited to just 'yes' and 'no'.

I went into the tiny room and laid down with my underwear on. Mandy then came in and just said 'oil' and took my underwear off. Whatever. Massage was okay. She put in good effort. On the flip at the 40-minute mark, she got some oil and just went for my cock without asking. It all felt very nice. To avoid any confusion, I asked how much. Up went three fingers. I just nodded. Considering the opening gambit for HJ at most Melbourne AMPS is like $3,699,858,254.67, I thought $30 was a bargain. Her HJ technique was excellent. She's obviously been trained in the various erogenous zones of the cock back in China and knew what she was doing. She was okay with me touching her outside her clothes. My hands did not wander anywhere else and I didn't ask for anything further. I think they appreciate that.

Cost for the massage was $70, plus $30 for the HJ.

I wouldn't go here on a warm or hot day. There is no air conditioning and it would be just too stuffy inside.

So there you go. A ridgy-didge AMP offering HJs right in the heart of the bluest of blue ribbon suburbs in Australia. And directly opposite one of the campuses of Geelong Grammar School. Very convenient for those senior school boys to get a bit of relief before their calculus lesson. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yup sounds like the Extra charge was that when I went there a couple of years back, I had a PRC MILF, who used the thumb and forefinger two handed approach to the shaft.

[QUOTE=ValueMonger;2385028]Yup sounds like the Extra charge was that when I went there a couple of years back, I had a PRC MILF, who used the thumb and forefinger two handed approach to the shaft.[/QUOTE]I know an older Chinese lady who does acupuncture and massage. She said in that in massage school in China, they are all formally taught how to do HJ and prostate massage. She said it is not considered a sexual service, more of a medical service as the health benefits from shooting a cum load are well known. I guess the fact that they have no religion in China also helps as they don't have to deal with all the Christian guilt we do in the west regarding these services.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2384702]

There were two ladies on duty. One was a slightly plump girl in her 30's who spoke good English and the other was a MILF in her late 30's called Mandy. I was hoping for the plump girl as fatties are generally good at massage, but I was assigned Mandy. Her vocabulary was limited to just 'yes' and 'no'.

[/QUOTE]FenceJumper did a very detailed report on Jackson 2 years ago. Viviane is the boss lady there who shared a few other shops one in Sydney with an Aussie boss man, but Jackson has been around for at least 4-5 years or longer. I know it's not always easy with Asians but add 10 to her age (mid 40's) Earlier this year they got rid of their regular performing younger girls to re-brand for straight massage with shopping-centre type girls (no extras) For obvious reasons this hasn't worked so they re-stocked with seasoned mid 40 YOs. It's a tiny little shitbox of a place with the smallest rooms, definitely non-compliant and a sweatbox in summer in the bluest of blue ribbon suburbs, Haha.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

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[QUOTE=GenuineLotus;2385194]FenceJumper did a very detailed report on Jackson 2 years ago. Viviane is the boss lady there who shared a few other shops one in Sydney with an Aussie boss man, but Jackson has been around for at least 4-5 years or longer. I know it's not always easy with Asians but add 10 to her age (mid 40's) Earlier this year they got rid of their regular performing younger girls to re-brand for straight massage with shopping-centre type girls (no extras) For obvious reasons this hasn't worked so they re-stocked with seasoned mid 40 YOs. It's a tiny little shitbox of a place with the smallest rooms, definitely non-compliant and a sweatbox in summer in the bluest of blue ribbon suburbs, Haha.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1046-Melbourne/page103[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, Fence Jumper's reports are always detailed and interesting.

Vivian provides a useful and valuable service. If you read the literature on relationships and in particular, the books by Bettina Arndt, it appears not too many married, white Caucasian women are servicing their men. I no longer even bother. LOL. These rub and tug joints just keep the world running smoothly. A win for the Toorak gentlemen who get their knobs polished, a win for the rich housewife as she doesn't get pestered for sex and a win for a Vivian who makes a nice tax free income.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2385321]
A win for the Toorak gentlemen who get their knobs polished, a win for the rich housewife as she doesn't get pestered for sex and a win for a Vivian who makes a nice tax free income.[/QUOTE]It's my punt, but I think Toorak gentlemen would perhaps prefer not to be seen rushing in and out of that little shithole to polish their knob but then again, you just never know. It's more guys like me with Champaign taste and beer income that rarely use it as a watering hole. As a rule, we don't frequent our own area for mongering. I live in Port Phillip with three Thai shops near me, but I would hate to meet my neighbour there, so generally, I get right out of my area. However, once I met my policeman neighbour friend coming out of a Hawthorn Chinese massage and acupuncture shop, we both looked at each other and he went bright red and made out he was getting his knots fixed; several days later we caught up for coffee and said, mate, we're both normal it's OK.

Like you say ED, it's a win / win for Vivian who makes a nice tax free income in a recession-proof profession. The so called wealth tax has hit the privileged leafy suburb of Toorak and triggered an unprecedented number of legal challenges from home owners of Toorak mansions who feel the hurt of extraordinary high wealth tax at a time when property values are falling. Many people with single dwellings on large allotments are forking out $70-90,000 pa to Stonnington, that hurts and is a shit-load of money.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

I've been mongering for a while and the best massages I have ever had were always done by fatties. I proved my own theory correct again this week on two occasions haha.

Mary at Pings, Paramount Centre, Bourke Street.

There are six massage parlours at the Paramount Centre on the top end of Bourke Street. Pings is on the mid-level on the northern corner. This place has been reviewed on this board before. Price is $50 an hour, making it the cheapest massage parlour in the country. I was assigned a nice fatty called Mary for my massage. Now Mary is fat. She's Malaysian Chinese and speaks excellent English. Superb massage. Fatties have got the strength to do hard massage, the way I like it. On the flip, she proceeded to massage away with a towel over my junk. With 10 minutes to go, I had to pop the question. She asked how much I pay and up went my three figures. She nodded and then gave me a great HJ. Funny thing was she said she wasn't going to offer me a HJ as she thought I was too polite and formal. She said she never quite knows who to ask. She was friendly, charming, funny and nice to be with. Definitely a keeper. At $80 for a top quality massage and HJ, probably the best value in the country. Mary works Mon-Fri. Highly recommended.

Nicole at Samui Sunset, Kooyong.

Having developed a taste for the blue blood lifestyle, I went to this place again in Kooyong. I was assigned a nice Thai fatty called Nicole. Now Nicole is fat. She spoke very good English for a Thai, who usually seem to be the worst English speakers in the world. Fabulous massage as she had the strength to do a proper job. Nicole could talk the hind legs off a donkey. She wouldn't shut up. She wanted to me tell her some funny stories as well. I just humoured her a bit. Turns out she used to be an HR Manager in Thailand and is here to "study business". She's actually here to do massage, HJs and send tons of money home to set her self up in Thailand while working here more than 20-hours week on her student visa. Any how on the flip, she asked what level of extras I wanted. HJ only was $50, topless HJ was $100 and nude HJ was $200. I couldn't stop laughing when she said $200, but turns out quite a few rich mongers are keen to see her layers of fat. I asked if she would take $30 for a HJ and she countered with $40. Okay. Great HJ followed. She was an expert. Highly recommended.

These two fat girls offered superb service. Because they are fat, they go the extra mile. Both were really nice to be with and were quite sexy in a fat type of way. You had to look for the sexiness. May be it was their positive attitude that made it such a good experience.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2386694]Now Mary is fat. She's Malaysian Chinese and speaks excellent English. Superb massage. Fatties have got the strength to do hard massage, the way I like it. [/QUOTE]ED, clear out your PM inbox.

I guess you know there are lots of Chinese Malaysian masseuses in Singapore. All big girls and, yes, all give very good massages. I often use the ones, in of all places, the Philippine epicenter of Lucky Plaza. I've yet to receive extras but a few have hinted that there would be more available in the privacy of a hotels room.

A few guys have reported getting the shock of their lives when they received an unsolicited BBBJ in the middle of the busy massage shop (they are always busy) behind flimsy curtains. But I've never been that lucky. 😥.

Cheers. G.

I remember seeing a fat older Korean lady at the Paramount Spa and Sauna a few years ago. The one on the top level overlooking Bourke St. Excellent facilities but they always tended to have 40+ year olds working there. Anyway, I can't remember her name but she always gave an excellent hard massage, bordering on brutal if you like extra hard. Reminds me of what you get in China. She was no oil painting to look at but gave a willing nude oily HJ allowing you to finger bang her. I remember walking past her near the Vic Market one day and we locked eyes and shared a smile. The type of smile you get when busted by these massage girls outside of work, LOL.

Haven't been to the place for 4-5 years so no idea what it's like now.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2386694]I've been mongering for a while and the best massages I have ever had were always done by fatties. I proved my own theory correct again this week on two occasions haha.

Mary at Pings, Paramount Centre, Bourke Street.

There are six massage parlours at the Paramount Centre on the top end of Bourke Street. Pings is on the mid-level on the northern corner. This place has been reviewed on this board before. Price is $50 an hour, making it the cheapest massage parlour in the country. I was assigned a nice fatty called Mary for my massage. Now Mary is fat. She's Malaysian Chinese and speaks excellent English. Superb massage. Fatties have got the strength to do hard massage, the way I like it. On the flip, she proceeded to massage away with a towel over my junk. With 10 minutes to go, I had to pop the question. She asked how much I pay and up went my three figures. She nodded and then gave me a great HJ. Funny thing was she said she wasn't going to offer me a HJ as she thought I was too polite and formal. She said she never quite knows who to ask. She was friendly, charming, funny and nice to be with. Definitely a keeper. At $80 for a top quality massage and HJ, probably the best value in the country. Mary works Mon-Fri. Highly recommended.

Nicole at Samui Sunset, Kooyong.

Having developed a taste for the blue blood lifestyle, I went to this place again in Kooyong. I was assigned a nice Thai fatty called Nicole. Now Nicole is fat. She spoke very good English for a Thai, who usually seem to be the worst English speakers in the world. Fabulous massage as she had the strength to do a proper job. Nicole could talk the hind legs off a donkey. She wouldn't shut up. She wanted to me tell her some funny stories as well. I just humoured her a bit. Turns out she used to be an HR Manager in Thailand and is here to "study business". She's actually here to do massage, HJs and send tons of money home to set her self up in Thailand while working here more than 20-hours week on her student visa. Any how on the flip, she asked what level of extras I wanted. HJ only was $50, topless HJ was $100 and nude HJ was $200. I couldn't stop laughing when she said $200, but turns out quite a few rich mongers are keen to see her layers of fat. I asked if she would take $30 for a HJ and she countered with $40. Okay. Great HJ followed. She was an expert. Highly recommended.

These two fat girls offered superb service. Because they are fat, they go the extra mile. Both were really nice to be with and were quite sexy in a fat type of way. You had to look for the sexiness. May be it was their positive attitude that made it such a good experience.[/QUOTE]

Also forget about 4 years ago, there was a super large young massage girl in the city that went off. She advertised as Korean but she was in fact Vietnamese.

Huge tits and ass with a belly on her. She was very kinky. She loved DFK and DATY. She loved face sitting on me and was a squirter. Drowned me a couple of times.

It was around the time our old favourite Viet Yen was still working massage. Yen told me this chick was a big liar and was definately Viet. Who cared I thought at the time.

I'm not really into fatties but I do remember getting great value for money with this korean / viet girl.

[QUOTE=Shazzam;2386873]I remember seeing a fat older Korean lady at the Paramount Spa and Sauna a few years ago. The one on the top level overlooking Bourke St. Excellent facilities but they always tended to have 40+ year olds working there. Anyway, I can't remember her name but she always gave an excellent hard massage, bordering on brutal if you like extra hard. Reminds me of what you get in China. She was no oil painting to look at but gave a willing nude oily HJ allowing you to finger bang her. I remember walking past her near the Vic Market one day and we locked eyes and shared a smile. The type of smile you get when busted by these massage girls outside of work, LOL.

Haven't been to the place for 4-5 years so no idea what it's like now.[/QUOTE]

Hi Shazzam, her name was Kim, she was great but went back Korea.

[QUOTE=Shazzam;2386873]I remember seeing a fat older Korean lady at the Paramount Spa and Sauna a few years ago. The one on the top level overlooking Bourke St. Excellent facilities but they always tended to have 40+ year olds working there. Anyway, I can't remember her name but she always gave an excellent hard massage, bordering on brutal if you like extra hard. Reminds me of what you get in China. She was no oil painting to look at but gave a willing nude oily HJ allowing you to finger bang her. I remember walking past her near the Vic Market one day and we locked eyes and shared a smile. The type of smile you get when busted by these massage girls outside of work, LOL.

Haven't been to the place for 4-5 years so no idea what it's like now.[/QUOTE]The Paramount Spa is now just overpriced rubbish. There's a few reports from this year on this board. Massage is $80 an hour and HJ is $50, so all up $130. That compares to $80 all up at Pings one floor below. At Paramount, the shower area is all run down and the attitude of the receptionists there just sucks, so why pay more for less.

I not sure I want to fuck a fatty, but because they are ugly and they know it, they put extra effort into customer service. A slim pretty girl wouldn't bother with that.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2384445]I did say I was going off the reservation LOL![/QUOTE]The Pimp is the one doing the bait and Switch, these poor girls are being used. If you don't like the girl, don't pay for the punt. If you decide to go ahead, how about treating the girl with some respect. Your actions are appalling to say the least.

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I think some of us would love this haha.