Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Devilspinkick;1363556]Still cruising the Pattaya scene. In the evening I toured some more Go-Gos...I like the talent in Iron Club. the LK metro area...is how Walking Street was about 15 years ago. I must admit that I have never been in LK metro area at night. The guy said that a Go-Go called Champagne was pretty good so I reckon I'll check it out one of these nights.[/QUOTE]LK Metro is definitely worth checking out. Champagne Go Go has been around for a long time and is probably a good place to start your night, but be sure to check out Queen Club, the new kid on the block before you leave LK Metro. I believe it is owned by the same group that owns Iron Club. I saw some pretty girls in there when I stopped by. I'd say Queen Club LK Metro is a must see place.

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo;1363702]LK Metro is definitely worth checking out. Champagne Go Go has been around for a long time and is probably a good place to start your night, but be sure to check out Queen Club, the new kid on the block before you leave LK Metro. I believe it is owned by the same group that owns Iron Club. I saw some pretty girls in there when I stopped by. I'd say Queen Club LK Metro is a must see place.[/QUOTE]Yeh, I checked out Champagne tonight. It was OK. There were a few attractive gals in there along with plenty of old dudes. Had a good chat with one of the expats for a few minutes. Not enough going on to kept my attention though; so after about 30 minutes I decided to move on.

From there I went around the corner to Honey Body Massage. They showed me the fishbowl of dames which were pretty much all chubby and unattractive to me. Seems prices ranged from 2000 to 2500baht. I told the guy I had no interest in any of them, so then he takes me over to the VIP section were they have better dames for 3000baht. I will admit that the 12 or so women in that section where much more to my tastes. I picked a skinny & sexy gal named Nat and had a great time with her. Yeh, the massage parlor script gets stale after a while but I have had some great sessions with MP dames so I still do it from time to time. Gave 2000baht as a tip. She earned it as far as I'm concerned.

Now back on Walking Street. May stop off at one more Go-Go.

- DSK

5000 baht total then.

$170.

For a hooker.

At a massage parlor.

In Pattaya.

Fuck me.

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1363762]5000 baht total then.

$170.

For a hooker.

At a massage parlor.

In Pattaya.

Fuck me.[/QUOTE]And if you're REALLY good you might get a VERY generous tip.

is this a general rule for other places that have girls waiting for you outside. or just [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]?

[quote=daddy07;1363611]you can always pick your girl at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] but if you don't do it outside, then the one next in the rotation will follow you in and be your girl. you should have just gone back outside and picked one you wanted.[/quote]

[quote=ehunter;1363787]is this a general rule for other places that have girls waiting for you outside. or just [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]?[/quote]you can always pick the girl you want. and you can always leave. no one is going to force you to get your dick sucked.

if you just walk in, you'll get whoever is next in rotation. you can ask her to send someone else, and continue that until you find someone you like. but the best bet is to pick one on the way in. these are suck and duck places, not watering holes to sit around and chat for hours.

also note that looks mean little when it comes to oral skills. sometimes the two are opposed to each other.

you did not answer the question.

does the procedure only exist at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] or, is it a general rule for all the other similar establishments?

[quote=ehunter; 1363799]you did not answer the question.

does the procedure only exist at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] or, is it a general rule for all the other similar establishments?[/quote]there are no general rules in thailand. everything seems an inspiration of the moment and you are advised to go with the flow.

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1363762]5000 baht total then. For a hooker at a massage parlor in Pattaya. Fuck me.[/QUOTE]As I read the report, the rate for the VIP girl was 3000bt all-inclusive for room and service. No tip was required. Devilspinkick said he really liked the girl and wanted to give her a BIG tip. Under similar circumstances, eg. I really liked the girl and she performed great, the most I would tip a massage girl is 300bt-500bt. But to tip, or not to tip, the size of the tip; is up to the customer. Let's not get into another tipping debate.

[quote=ehunter;1363787]is this a general rule for other places that have girls waiting for you outside. or just [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]?[/quote]all the bj bars i have been too they are sitting out front.

the only exception i found was the pumpstation in pattaya. they were inside at the bar.

like the other dude said, the next in rotation will want to go with you but pick who you want. it is your bj, your money, and your choice. i usually choose the older girls because they seem to give better head.

[quote=devilspinkick; 1363556]still cruising the pattaya scene. a couple of days ago i was in the mood for a simple bj and figured i'd try out [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] on soi bj. i got there around 3pm and there were some ok looking dames siting outside. as soon as i stepped in the bar what seems like the oldest dame in the bunch follows me in and says,"this is bj bar. i go upstairs with you". i rather liked the interior decor of the place. sat down and grabbed a crappy tasting beer; singha or something. but no way am i going to get a bj from granny, so i tell her that i need to see the other ladies. she essentially says that in that bar you don't get to choose which lady services you. i suppose i could have just gone back outside and picked a dame but i wasn't in the mood to argue anymore so i left. no way i'm going to pay to have any form of sex with a dame i wouldn't let blow me for free. what bs.

- dsk[/quote]yeap, total bs. i think you did the right thing by leaving without giving them your business.

next time you can try bliss. the girls are better looking and the price is 100 baht less. but if i'm honest, i've found some of the girls have an attitude. when i've asked some to take off their tops, i get "next time".

she'd have to give a really great bj for there to be a next time if she doesn't want to take off her top.

[quote=ehunter; 1363799]you did not answer the question.

does the procedure only exist at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] or, is it a general rule for all the other similar establishments?[/quote]as a genera rule, anytime you see a bunch of girls sitting outside a massage shop in their matching uniforms, you can pick one out to go inside with you. if you don't pick one, the next girl in the rotation will follow you in and expect you to be her customer. so just point at the one you want on your way in and she will follow you.

Is relative and in many ways affected by what you are used to. For me, US$170 for time with a hot little Asian dame is dirt cheap. In America I pay around $260 for an hour with hot Korean MILFs, if lucky then sometimes the K-gal may be in her late-twenties. In Berlin, Frankfurt, Brussels, Rio or Sao Paulo I can easily spend $500+ for a night of fun; though usually with more than one dame & PSE level service. That's just the way it is, so when I'm in SEA and can go out on the town and spend less than $300 then for me it's quite economical. Beyond the P4P scene everything else from food to lodging to shopping is cheap as hell.

This is just a warm-up. Next month I'm going to Rio for two weeks where I'll spend some REAL cash. Don't feel too bad for me. I have money to blow and what better way to do it than with bad girls. That's why I'm a wh*emonger and not a marriage monger.

Appreciate all you veterans input and advice. I just don't spend enough time in Asia to reap the benefits that long term visitors can enjoy.

Life is good.
- DSK

[QUOTE=RBDave; 1363847]Yeap, total BS. I think you did the right thing by leaving without giving them your business.

Next time you can try Bliss. The girls are better looking and the price is 100 Baht less. But if I'm honest, I've found some of the girls have an attitude. When I've asked some to take off their tops, I get "next time".

She'd have to give a really great BJ for there to be a next time if she doesn't want to take off her top.[/QUOTE]Yeh, I had forgotten about Bliss Lounge. Never got the chance to visit earlier this year and I thought that maybe it had closed by now. If it's still open then I reckon I'll check it out. Of the ladies are better looking then that would be "muy bueno". I think I am almost Go-Go'd out now. That scene has gotten old. Might start visiting more of the beer bars where I won't have to listen to rap music or that Gundam style song.

- DSK

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1363631]Funny handle. Seems to be a cross between English, Thai and Deutsch. Given you know some Thai, like "Tukata", surely you know about Thailand too, or do you just know Thai girls OS? Anyway, I assume you know Thai girls, otherwise you would not be coming.[/QUOTE]On the handle "BlygdTuktaren":

"Blygd" is swedish for vulva.

"Tuktaren" is swedish for "one who punishes (or disciplines)"