Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Duniawala]You guys have it all wrong.
It's 1-2-3. 1 inch - 2minutes - 3000 B. :D

And it's not a rumor according to some Tgs I know.[/QUOTE]

Americans are known to the girls as 9-1-1s: nine inches, one hour, 1,000 baht.

Evil

[QUOTE=Barko]Anyway, the "see-see-see" (4-4-4) joke has been floating around for over 20 years now, not even remotely funny, nor even pertinent any more, (if it ever was.)[/QUOTE]I believe it started as 3-3-3, then due to inflation gradually became 4-4-4. Now sometimes you even hear 5-5-5. At the current rate, by 2020 the Japanese will be paying B10,000 for a ten-minute shag, but they'll have 10" dicks.

[QUOTE=Evil Penivel]Americans are known to the girls as 9-1-1s: nine inches, one hour, 1,000 baht...[/QUOTE]

Weights and measures are expressed in the metric system in modern Thailand. :D

[QUOTE=Dreams1973]Hi,

I'll be in Bangkok next November for my first time. I wil lbe there 4-5 days and I'd like to visti the city and of course enjoy with the beauty of the place. I don't know if book a cutie from an agency (which one is better?) and keep her maybe for 2 days when she can give a good service in the bed and as touring guide or choose on the place one girl from some bars. How do you advise me?

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]IMO, Just choose on the place one girl from some bar. The one with whom you can get the chemistry and check her English skills (of course it will also be the cheaper option as all the money goes directly to her as against teh agency money).

[QUOTE=Barko]With due respect for my friends near and far from Japan:

OMG are shitting me? You should hear the way Japanese guys put the bar/massage girls down in the evenings over dinner & drinks. They are vulgar, viscous, loutish and petty, far more so than the bulk of farangs, Indians, Arabs, or Chinese ever are. I accept it because I sort of understand that this is part of the naughty boy way of blowing off steam. Just a guy thing.

On the other hand, Japanese guys, by & large, are good customers, pay what the chick asks for, are quiet, friendly, and have a tendency to frequent the same girl over and over again. To prefer them is is simply good business on the chick's part. However, they are NOT preferred as bed partners whatsoever, not at all.

Anyway, the "see-see-see" (4-4-4) joke has been floating around for over 20 years now, not even remotely funny, nor even pertinent any more, (if it ever was.)[/QUOTE]
They are perhaps not prefeered as "bed partners", bus certainly preferred as customers fro al the good reasons you mention. . And since what Wgs look for are customers, not bed partners, draw your own conclusion.

[QUOTE=Dreams]They are perhaps not prefeered as "bed partners", bus certainly preferred as customers fro al the good reasons you mention. . And since what Wgs look for are customers, not bed partners, draw your own conclusion.[/QUOTE]

The other thing the Japanese guys have going for them is that a much higher pct of them are in their 20's as opposed to Farangs who I would guess are for the most part 40+. Some of them look like they are still in high school. And no matter what girls tell you, they like going with young guys - especially if they pay well.

Tried reading the forum but didnt really get a good answer.

Want to take my girlfriend to a show so she willl get turned on give me something extra when back at the hotel. Happy to go to Soi Cowboy, Nana or Patpong.

She's bi-curious but would like some male action too.

Any ideas, including what times they start

I have one night in November when I will be passing through BKK, for my first time ever in Thailand.

Of course I have been reading the forum to find out what my options are and how to make best use of my limited time. Because of the time issue I am leaning towards one of the established massage parlours rather than a go-go, and will probably choose between a two-girl at Eden or Annies.

I am interested to know what others would do in ths situation. I am not asking for advice per se, more just interested in generating discussion on how others would approach the same situation.

Discuss.

Best, A

[QUOTE=Evil Penivel]Americans are known to the girls as 9-1-1s: nine inches, one hour, 1,000 baht.

Evil[/QUOTE]One hour?

What do you do w/ the 55 minutes left?

[QUOTE=DRRonin]The other thing the Japanese guys have going for them is that a much higher pct of them are in their 20's as opposed to Farangs who I would guess are for the most part 40+. Some of them look like they are still in high school. And no matter what girls tell you, they like going with young guys - especially if they pay well.[/QUOTE]

From my experience they do in fact prefer older guys for the following reason's ;

1) Sorry to disappoint you legendary shagger's out there, but less is best.
Endless hours of boring, uncomfortable sex everyday is a major turn off.
I know......with you she, comes more often than a number 11 bus, of course she does............. and the Oscar goes...... to the girl of course.

2) The main game is to get off the game! The chances of an older guy becoming a sponsor are much greater. And a marriage offer is also more likely.

3) Butterfly. Older eyes, hands and dicks wander less. Easier to keep the dog on the leash, leading to less loss of face and income.

To mongers of all ages, leave the ego's at home. This is a game that we all play, listen to what is said when they talk to the "offshore loved ones" on the phone, and if you understand thai, play dumb, a whole world of amusement is opened up to you.

I am not saying that they don't fall for a monger, of course that happens, it is just less often than you think.

As for the Japanese factor, it is all down to the baht, nothing else. 10k tips really do brighten your day! I have a couple of close Japanese friends, they spend ridiculous amounts to get what they want and Thailand appeals due to the girls tolerance of kinky behaviour. Kinky in Japanese ladies eyes i should add.


Tuck.

[QUOTE=Blourghus]What's the deal with ladies who "do not go with customer". A couple of nights ago, I got rejected by six ladies in a row telling me this, all in Soi Cowboy. Three in Spice Girls, two in Deja Vu, and one in Midnite. Why are they there? Don't know if this is engrish for "only go with japanese" or just "you are disgusting and I don't want to be with you" Most of them weren't shy about asking for tips though. The usual monger forum advice is to move on to the next one, there are a million other ladies literally in Bangkok, though it is a bit of a drag when your taste is extremely particular as mine is [/QUOTE]

Soi Cowboy has a lot of places now with coyotes. They're just there to take your drink money and tips and then not go home with you.

Just stop going to those bars.

[QUOTE=Avutarda]I have one night in November when I will be passing through BKK, for my first time ever in Thailand.

Of course I have been reading the forum to find out what my options are and how to make best use of my limited time. Because of the time issue I am leaning towards one of the established massage parlours rather than a go-go, and will probably choose between a two-girl at Eden or Annies.

I am interested to know what others would do in ths situation. I am not asking for advice per se, more just interested in generating discussion on how others would approach the same situation.

Discuss.

Best, A[/QUOTE]

When I was in your situation (the first time I visited Thailand about 4 years ago) I went to one of the well known soapy massage parlors and i didn't regret it. I've visited both Eden and Annies in the following years. I was quite unimpressed by Eden and have had mixed experiences in Annie. If I would have to choose again I would choose the soapy again (under the assumption that I do not have experience with the go-go bars who are actually my preferred place now).

[QUOTE=Avutarda]I have one night in November when I will be passing through BKK, for my first time ever in Thailand.

Of course I have been reading the forum to find out what my options are and how to make best use of my limited time. Because of the time issue I am leaning towards one of the established massage parlours rather than a go-go, and will probably choose between a two-girl at Eden or Annies.

I am interested to know what others would do in ths situation. I am not asking for advice per se, more just interested in generating discussion on how others would approach the same situation.

Discuss.

Best, A[/QUOTE]
I always tell my friends that before you die, you should experience at least once in your life,

Thai massage parlor (Soapy- full body massage)
Brazilian Terma
German FKK

You know what to do now!

Bandy

[QUOTE=Popper8469]Tried reading the forum but didnt really get a good answer.

Want to take my girlfriend to a show so she willl get turned on give me something extra when back at the hotel. Happy to go to Soi Cowboy, Nana or Patpong.

She's bi-curious but would like some male action too.

Any ideas, including what times they start[/QUOTE]

Hi Popper, this is very general question and of course a good answer has to take into account many factors, including yours and your GF's age (and how many years you are having sex together), the level of "naughtiness" in your current sex life (or if you prefer your favorite "styles"), the momentum of the "scene" before your visit to the show, and last but not least the overall mindset of your GF.

I think everything is self-explanatory and you can understand why all these thinks matter. Visiting a show with your GF might be a wonderful experience or a nightmare. you might need t consider other turn-ons for your GF before you decide for the go-go. Does she has any turn-ons that you know? Can you ignite these turn-ons in Bangkok while you are having your vacations?

If you are sure that a go-go will be a turn-on then it is better to go at Cowboy (shows are starting generally at 09:30) which has shows (Long Run, Raw Hide, Midnite, Sheebas) but do not expect any kind of "sensual" shows there. They might turn on a woman provided that she is in the mood to get turned on. I've seen couples in go go bars and I've seen that usually women are not very happy or enthusiastic with the overall scene but there are of course exceptions.

In any case my only piece of advice is "think well before you get her to a go-go". If you have done it before then go to cowboy if not try to turn her on with a combination of the things that she likes.

[QUOTE=Popper8469]She's bi-curious but would like some male action too.
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Only Angelwitch in Nana will fit this bill in my experience. Sometimes they pull a guy on stage and have him lie back on a bench and the girls move over him. Long Gun in Soi Cowboy has some great shows but the ones with the girls shooting shit and putting shit in their pussies is a huge turnoff for me. Not sure how she'll adapt.