Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Kim Wheather; 1365373]Once again: be aware of the very aggressive style of Thai people in Pattaya. Try to ignore them completely and enjoy your holiday. Some of those Thai bastards try to provoke you very much, but never ever react as they would do if they were at your place. Try to be a real Buddhaist, as those crazy Thai bastards are not Buddhaist at all.

Now, I know some dogs will bark to me and try to bide me, just because I advise my fellow mongerers how to avoid those crazy Thai people in Pattaya.

Regards.

Kim of Denmark[/QUOTE]True words. As long as mongers don't get drunk and show Thai people their 'finger fuck' then they shouldn't get their faces beaten with chairs. Genius!

Just arrived in Pattaya again. Fucking stalls are out in masse.

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1365018]Been to Thailand dozens of times, many adventures in Pattaya, still two things I haven't figured out and hope some seasoned mongers can help.

1. A reliable place to buy quality lube and condoms. Is there something better than the crap they sell at Seven 11 that I have been missing all this time?

2. How to get girls to let you take pictures nude and during sex in 2013. Used to be no problem, then hit or miss, now I find very few will be photographed at all. What's the deal? I especially want to photo some of the hard bodies with prime cups I pull out of the go gos. I know people are still taking pics, and lots of them. All the Thai porn sites and then the amateur submissions like "submit your Thai" are chock full. What are they doing? Huge tips or something?

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I can't understand why anybody would not bring there own condoms from wherever they live in the western world, makes sense does it not?

[QUOTE=SwagMeOut; 1365095]Hey guys,

So my first time Thailand. First whoring trip too LOL. So I started in Bangkok and now I'm in Pattaya. I just wanted to know where I can get the best 'bang for my buck'. The gogo bars seem very expensive. 2000 baht for ST and 600 bar fine. Got it to 2, 150 all in. Another place girl said 1000 baht and 3 or 400 bar fine can't quite remember, but I wasn't so into her. I know there are freelancers to be had much cheaper, or even at massage parlours. Where can I find them? Too many police around beach road because of the Christmas festivities so I didn't see any working. Or maybe I am looking in the wrong place on beach road?

I know Bangkok is supposed to be more expensive. But I actually have found it better so far. If anyone knows where girls can be had for 1000 baht or less please let me know. On a side note I'm really enjoying it out here in Thailand, it's crazy as hell![/QUOTE]If you couldn't find a girl on Beach Road your name must me Stevie Wonder. Try Soi 25 at Soi Buakow, or Soi Honey, plenty of wank places there.

[QUOTE=Pointy Stick; 1365482]True words. As long as mongers don't get drunk and show Thai people their 'finger fuck' then they shouldn't get their faces beaten with chairs. Genius!

Just arrived in Pattaya again. Fucking stalls are out in masse.[/QUOTE]And when the venders are working, the Coconut bar goes to shit!

Ok first of all forgive me for the spelling, punctuation errors, and for not putting this report in the proper essay format ect. I'm on my droid at work and have some free time and decided I will write a report to help out other newbies as some of your reports have helped me in the past. Got to give back. The whole 'cirlce mentality'. I will however keep some of the things and game that I've learned and some of the great spots and bars I found, that not so many people seem to know of, to myself. Hey thats why there so great. Not everybody knows LOL. And besides, finding some of these things out for yourself will only make your game stronger but don't worry I will inform you of the scams and hustles I encountered.

AIRLINES- I flew out of SFO on a Wednesday afternoon (west coast time) and didn't arrive in Bangkok until Friday morning (east coast time. Far East coast time.) I flew with Asiana and holy shit do they have some fine women stewardesses! All of them polite mostly Japanese and all tall! Talk about eye candy. Couldn't stop smiling and they knew it. Loved how they always bumb into me amd turned around with a smile and said sardy (sorry) as waited for the wink wink. Sigh. That did not happen. The food was tolorable and there were all the latest movies to watch and the plane was faily comfortable. Best flight I've been on yet. Cost was 1200usd. I booked 2 months in advance through expedia. I took the advice of a fellow monger who said to look at the flight as part of your vacation. As part of your voyage instead of looking at it like "Fuck thats a long ass flight how am I going to get through it". but fuck that was along ass flight! LOL. But the advice did kinda help and I didn't mind it. My layover was in korea and it was snowing so the flight was delayed but I was so damn excited and didn't mind bc I knew I came this far and was almost there. I just bumbed the latest hip hop in my headphones, bobbed my head to the music and waited. I emailed Micheal, who runs Dancewathers, that I'd be running late and to tell the taxi guy. He emailed back and assured me everything would be cool and my room and the cute check girl was waiting for me! I'm like "Yes!". Well the flight was hella late due to the fact it was snowing fuckin softball outside. So 8 hours later I arrived to BKK and was feeling like k was on top of the world until I ran into my first scam. After a quick pass through customs and 2 minute wait for my bags I walk out looking for Gate 3.

Which is where I'm suppose to meet the taxi guy with my name on it. I see a limo / taxi stand Right by the luggage courosel and smiled at her and she smiled back and ask if I needed a ride. No thanks but ah where is gate 3? Right out front just walk through the doors she said and pointed. Ok cool thanks. So I walk out and see a crowd of people with signs but NONE with MY name on it. Damn. Ok well maybe I'm not at gate three. I ask the lady at the some tour booth is this gate three? She smiled, reveiling a crooked smile and a gold tooth and said Yaaesss. The gold tooth shoulda been my first clue she was a hustler. LOL. Then she says. Do you need a taxi? No thanks I'm waiting for my driver hes suplose to meet me at gate 3? But maybe if he doesn't come. Ok she says and walks away. Fuck. Now I don't have my thai phone yet and calling micheal will cost a fortune! (no I didn't think to text. Anxiety had took over) ok don't panic. Theres a payfone! Now either my dumb ass couldn't figure out how the fone works or it just didn't work! I walk back to where I think is gate three and here's the same lady. With a slick ass grin. So no driver she says? No not yet. I walk back and fourth looking at the 20 plus people with signs but none with My name. I then ask another worker. Is this gate 3. They say "yes" right here is 3. No driver fuck it so I call micheal and one of his workers picks up and can barely understand my english and with bad connection but she tells me hes there just look for him. Nooooo hes not here but ok. For 20 minutes I wait. Look. Nothing. I'm getting frustrated and here come gold tooth hustla lady. I can get a taxi for you. Ok how much. 3000 bht! WTF! No thanks. Ok how about 2500 bht? Actually she doesn't say the amount she has a calculator and punches in the numbers and shows me. (which almost everybody whos tryna sell you somthin does) No thanks. Anyway. I another worker is this gate three they say yes you need taxi? Ok how much. 2200 bht! Fuck you. So I take a breth and walk further down about a 100 feet or so and guess what. Another 20 people with signs and one has my name on! Gate 3! LOL. My dumb ass was at gate 5 and they all knew it but was tryna get me to take their taxi. Finally on to Pattaya.

Sorry bros but got to finish some things at work. Didn't think it take this long but fuck it. If I'm going to write a report I guess ill be thourough. I'll continue tomorrow. Peace

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1365437]Simon and Cros, great tips! Thanks. Glad to see I'm not the only one having issues with trying to get photos nowadays. So weird that sites like Submit Your Thai seem to be overflowing with very recent bargirl pics though.

I totally forgot about the memory programs that let you recover deleted images! Used them before and they work well. That's fucking genius. I'm probably too ethical (whatever that means) to do that though.[/QUOTE]Define ethical. I'm wondering if your priest, rabbi, or whatever would look at our behavior in mongering as ethical. Strong argument both ways but if we look at societal norms in our country (assume you are US citizen) we might come up a little short of ethical. .

As Michael Vick would say: "It's a dog eat dog world.".

Ethics are by nature personal features, so it's not really something that can be meaningfully debated.

If the exchange of a service for money is unethical than the entire underpinnings of the world economy are unethical (and TBH, I'm not sure they're aren't).

I can justify a fair exchange based on mutual consent. I'm not religious and I don't sex is any different than any other human activity.

Harmful dishonesty is something else all together. Lying and cheating are not things I'm prepared to do. I wouldn't tell someone this picture no longer exists and then when they leave restore it and spread it around. That's pretty slimy in my opinion. That's the same reason I would never hide a camera and record an intimate act.

What you do is up to you and no one else.

Everyone walks their own path.

[QUOTE=How14;1365508]I can't understand why anybody would not bring there own condoms from wherever they live in the western world, makes sense does it not?[/QUOTE]Makes sense.

Also makes sense to RTFF and see my follow up post where I said that this would not be an option. I'm not going to go too into detail about my work, but let's say what I pack from home will be viewed by others that I am traveling with on business. So bringing condoms from home it not possible this time around.

Now what REALLY doesn't make sense is the lack of sex shops and accessories in Pattaya. I know, I know. We have to protect the image of the great nation, we are conservative here, etc. We'll all just ignore those 30,000 hookers out working every night. LOL.

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1365602]and spread it around.

What you do is up to you and no one else.

Everyone walks their own path.[/QUOTE]I think key here is "spread it around." Justification on my part maybe, but I think that's usually the girls concern. And you're right ethics are a personal thing. I would never call you slimy because you like little boys. I would just say Rick likes little boys. Some may feel that unethical but I say to each his own. What was that about casting the first stone?

You like a good argument don't you? Sure seem to do a lot of it. I prefer a happier existence. I try not to tell others what to do. I might suggest but in the end we're all free me. I sleep well at night knowing that I have not hurt anyone in this world or pushed my belief structure on anyone.

Slimey? GFYS

[quote=swagmeout; 1365095]hey guys,

so my first time thailand. first whoring trip too lol. so i started in bangkok and now i'm in pattaya. i just wanted to know where i can get the best 'bang for my buck'. the gogo bars seem very expensive. 2000 baht for st and 600 bar fine. got it to 2, 150 all in. another place girl said 1000 baht and 3 or 400 bar fine can't quite remember, but i wasn't so into her. i know there are freelancers to be had much cheaper, or even at massage parlours. where can i find them? too many police around beach road because of the christmas festivities so i didn't see any working. or maybe i am looking in the wrong place on beach road?

i know bangkok is supposed to be more expensive. but i actually have found it better so far. if anyone knows where girls can be had for 1000 baht or less please let me know. on a side note i'm really enjoying it out here in thailand, it's crazy as hell![/quote]i think they may be around br in between the stalls or on the other side of the road perched on their motos.

i've also pulled girls from the fringes of walking st for 800-1000 but ymmv.

soi 6 will set you back 700 for the girl and 300 for the room. don't ask how much or attempt to negotiate or they will smell a newb. rock on in give 300 to the mamasan and head up to the room with your girl and hand her 700 after the deed.

there are also bj bar around - [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] (not recommended) and bliss (recommended) plus a few others which may upgrade to full service. base cost is 700.

maybe try pattaya beer garden or the freelance place by the foot of walking street for budget possibilities. i've never pulled there either.

if you're going back to bkk try dr bj budget bangers. apparently it 1000 for full service but i've never tried it.

your price point outs you at a disadvantage for the gogos so good luck. don't let your fiscal contraints get in the way of having a good time though.

btw if you're on a substantial budget why did you chose 'swagmeout' as your user name? irony?

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[QUOTE=Pointy Stick; 1365648]I think they may be around BR in between the stalls or on the other side of the road perched on their motos.

I've also pulled girls from the fringes of Walking st for 800-1000 but YMMV.[/QUOTE]Ever since the vender stalls went up, the girls seemed to disappear. I did not see any between the stalls or across the street.

I pulled a couple out of Bamboo (both for 1000) and one out of WS disco, but I dumped her after about an hour, she was to wasted.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1365538]And when the venders are working, the Coconut bar goes to shit![/QUOTE]When do they take it down?

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1365655]Ever since the vender stalls went up, the girls seemed to disappear. I did not see any between the stalls or across the street.

I pulled a couple out of Bamboo (both for 1000) and one out of WS disco, but I dumped her after about an hour, she was to wasted.[/QUOTE]Will recon tonight and report back.

[QUOTE=Mauldid;1365415]I know Bangkok is supposed to be more expensive. But I actually have found it better so far. If anyone knows where girls can be had for 1000 baht or less please let me know. On a side note I'm really enjoying it out here in Thailand, it's crazy as hell![/QUOTE]Soi 6 is place you're looking for then. Not the prettiest though. $30 is all you willing to spend? Damn, that's cost of a half tank of gas now days. If it's a holiday then you need to splurge a little. Think about how much it cost for you got get to LOS, hotels, transportation and food. Shouldn't go too cheap since you're on holiday.[/QUOTE]I see what you're saying. Unfortunately, I booked more days than can fit that budget. I could be mad at myself for it, or I can stick to my budget and have fun. 1500baht I can do, hell I could do 2, 500. But then I would not eat for a day and stay indoors bored after I had some ass. 1000 baht gives me a lot of room. Plus I had this cutie for 700 baht last night. I think it can be done. But I will try soi 6. I'm in Pattaya now so that will have to be when I go back Bangkok.