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My Visit To Aphrodisia OR An Hour In Paris In Zurich
This report goes back a few weeks to Thursday, October 24. I arrived in Zurich for the first time from a long flight, and I have become accustom to the idea that I will never get any sleep. When the plane touched down around 8:30 AM in Zurich, I had already been awake at least 28 hours. But, the hours of darkness traveling across the pond are brief, and to get off the plane in the hazy morning daylight, in a new city, beginning a whole new adventure, and not having been in Europe for a year, didn't even allow me to think that I should be tired, yet. I was off on the bahn to the downtown HBF in no time at all. I could not check into my hotel until earlier afternoon, so I found the storage lockers and temporarily stored my luggage. It cost 9 CHFs for storage in the auto machines. I made a quick pit stop at a urinal (only) at 1, 75 CHF. Welcome to Zurich prices. And, it was an ordinary white urinal, not even the kind, that at least make me smile that look like a mouth, that I'd get to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] in again later in the trip at Oase!
I got out on the street and had several hours to roam around the city. Zurich is more compact and walkable than I had expected. Anything that I purchased was significantly higher than most other non-Swiss cities, but, I was aware of that when I choose it as an inbound city to start the trip. I was going to be on the 7 hour / 44 minute direct train to Vienna early the next morning. I know from these holidays, with the 6 hour time adjustment to Europe, I'd need a good night's sleep to adjust. I don't do trains to sleep, I do them for the excitement and the view out the window.
Now, I had come for my short time in Zurich with a plan. It is from the great efforts of you guys in the Zurich thread that I came up with the plan that best fit me. There are so many options in this city, but, I knew from my lack of sleep, the long train tomorrow, and the expense of mongering in Zurich, that I had limits. I knew I'the be in Vienna tomorrow, where I could get laid much cheaper, but, this was today and I needed some temporary female companionship (I. E., I was real fucking horny).
I really had decided Globe was my first choice. But, I usually like to spend in the range of 8 hours in an FKK style club, and I had a contingency plan, that if I got really tired by early PM, maybe I should really go all out and treat myself to what infrequent posts led me to believe might be judged, by some, as one of Zurich's finest bar style brothels, Aphrodisia. And, don't ask me why, but, I liked what I had read and had all the information and directions to studio style Club Diskret, too. I decided the night before to leave all my other Zurich mongering research at home, because I could not possibly need it all.
By early afternoon, my body began to remind me that I had been up over 30 hours. I sat down on the steps of the Opera House and looked at my Zurich mongering materials. I really wanted to go to Globe, but, with the 95 CHF entrance fee, I'd feel like I'd need to be there awhile to get my money's worth. And, being there later on a Thursday to catch a few of the lesbian shows on stage was most certainly right down my alley. I started realizing a Globe evening just may not really be practical for me today.
One intense hour at a supposed top quality club was starting to make more sense. It not my normal scenario, but, it seemed to fit the circumstances today. I needed to get laid, but, the haze had burned off about 10:30 AM, there wasn't a cloud in the sky, and the temperature was up around 18 C / 64F. Going inside to stare face down at a mattress was a must, but, spending a bit more time in the sunshine on my only full day in Zurich sounded good too. After all, when I had left my home, yesterday, I had paused, before I drove away, to take a photo of my home that was covered with the first snow of the season. I could not have been so lucky to be leaving for Europe.
I had decided by a little after noon that I would go to Club Aphrodisia. I knew it was ridiculously expensive at 280 CHF (227 euros) for 30 minutes or 500 CHF (406 euros) for 60 minutes, but, this is Zurich, not Frankfurt. They had opened at 11 AM, but, I noticed that they had a lot more ladies that seemed to start their day at 2 PM. I crossed back over the Limmat River and slowly worked my way up to Stockerstrasse 62 by a little after 2 PM. There were brass plates with their name on both sides of the door. I pressed the buzzer, entered, walked through another set of double doors, and the bar, then, was on the right. It's not large, and you can view it on the video on their web, [url]www.clubaphrodisia.ch/.[/url] It is slightly different than most similar places I have visited in Europe. There is no 'house mother' and the ladies do not actually introduce themselves. I ordered some 'wasser mit gas und eis' from one of the ladies that happened to be behind the bar, as I sat midway. I was the only man there and the 8 ladies present just all stared at me and smiled and did their best 'come fuck me' impressions. I moved over to a wall side stool to get a different look.
Now, here is the part that surprised me, and may also possibly surprise you. Of the 8 ladies sitting there, I was in a bit of a disbelief when I judged the one best at maybe at a 7 ½ to 8, but, I felt like I was giving the rest a real break to rate them at no more than 6's! And, I would say 1 or 2 might not have been better that 5's. And, I mean in face and body. Yes, it might be early Thursday afternoon, and the quantity of women is almost always lower, that time of day, but, quality, at what some have said may be the best they have seen in Europe or even the world? Where were all the smoking hot 'glamor shots' babes on their web? Was every hot one already spread wide in a room somewhere? But, even then, who allowed these ladies to work in here at all? I wondered if this was a club that was tops in another day and age, that had slide downhill over the years, that was still living on an outdated reputation. I just didn't know. And, it wasn't totally the ladies. I thought the entire club had a 'tired' and wore out, kind of a 70's look. I just don't even see that today, when I look at their web pictures, but, it sure was my impression when I was actually there.
I really expected the club and / or ladies to be of at least the standards of, say Kamilla la Dee in Berlin (160 euros an hour) , or Traum-Paradies in Trisdorf-Spich, Germany between Bernd's and Koln, if you know those places. Instead, I felt like I was almost back in the bordellos that dot the downtown areas of Warsaw, Poland. Of course Club Aphrodisia itself was nicer, but, a couple of the ladies seemed a bit like Warsaw's 'utility' pussy, designed for basic daily maintenance, but, at a fraction of the price at 100-150 Zloty an hour (23-36 euros).
I finally moved back to the bar and spent the next several minutes gazing into the eyes of the only hot 7 ½.8 lady, six feet in front of me behind the bar. She was dressed in an almost nothing sparkly short dress with platform heels. She stared back with her big pretty smile, and kind of kept slowly moving her hot young ass around on the counter behind her in a somewhat hypnotic way. I ran my eyes up and down her sexy body over and over again, undressing her, and trying to picture what it would be like to slowly swirl my tongue around the perimeter of her clit. I'm not a kid anymore, and it had been last year's trip since I had had my dick in anything quite as young as her.
I finally ask her if she would be so kind as to join me at the bar. I could sense the feeling from the other ladies around me that they had felt like they had probably lost the battle of financial gain with me.
The lady was 25 year old Romanian Paris, the same photo shopped Paris on their website. She had medium brown hair down to mid back with a gorgeous smile and pretty white teeth. She was 165 centimeters and weighted in at 50 kilos. We spent about 15 minutes talking at the bar, and she spent the entire time running her hands all over me, and I felt quite free to run my hands up and down her pretty legs. I questioned her a bit about what limitations I would have if I took her to a room, and when I asked specifically about kissing, I realized later that she had slightly evaded the question saying 'you'll find out'.
In no time at all, we went upstairs to a spacious 'room'. It was actually two rooms, with a 'sitting' room that I undressed in, and a bedroom. Paris was nice and collected my 500 CHFs (406 euros) for one hour of service (Yep, Ouch!). She showed me to the down the hall bath and told me we'the meet back in the room after we'the both cleaned up. Once again, I didn't sense the class that I'the expected for a brothel of this price level upstairs either. The red carpet from the room to the bath seemed really worn, and you could see a traffic pathway in the center. The bath was, of course adequate, but, not of that meticulous nature, with the attention to personal detail, like last year's trip to KD in Berlin.
A short time later, we were back in the bedroom and it was finally time for an afternoon in Paris in Zurich. She had a hot little body with probably B cup nature tits. She was a nice person, but you can find those at the train station. I was ready for some down dirty, naughty sex, and I soon discovered this lady was not the one for anything but mediocre sex. She was evasive about even lip kissing. If I had been a virgin I might have thought she was good. Her BBBJ was not really that great, so I moved on to enjoy some DATY. Of course it was nice to actually dive on her hot young muff, between those slim sexy legs. After a while she verbally sounded like she was getting into it, but, when I made eye contact with her, she was almost staring at the ceiling like she was reading her lines from a book. It was completely fake. We finally moved on the fucking, and it also came with a disappointment. It was way too mechanical, and no matter what position I got into, she was one of those ladies that would deliberately not spread her legs far enough to let me fully penetrate. I still continued with her for most of my hour, and did not get off until right toward the end.
I would have considered her a non-repeat lady at any price level, but, her poor performance at a 'luxury'club like Aphrodisia surprised me. If I had even been at an average German FKK club, at say 100 euros per hour, I would still probably considered her among the worst. In fact, she was the first of 31 ladies that I banged over the next eleven days, and although she was very pretty, nice and courteous, she was probably the worst overall sex of the trip.
And, it was another stark reminder that money certainly doesn't ever guarantee quality of service. I certainly hope that if any of you guys, visit Aphrodisia, you have a much more pleasant and positive experience than I did!
Horbate
Day trip to Zurich. Beatrice Privat and Globe
Had a recent stopover in Zurich (last Tuesday of Nov). Arrived airport at 8 and had to leave by 8PM. Plan was to spend all the time at globe but since beatrice started at 10AM, decided to stop by and then head to globe.
Beatrice is very easy to reach. 5 min walk from platform 18 of Zurich HB. I was there early, so walked around the block till 10. However someone started fixing the steps to the bldg, so decided to wait a few minutes and let him finish. At 1010 AM, my patience ran out and buzzed the door while the guy was busy with stairs. Once in, house lady took me thru the basic routine. Pricing, lineup etc. The lineup on the web said 5 girls present at 10 but I wasnt expecting all of them to be there right at start. To my surpise, lineup had 7 girls. Never had this experience. Swiss efficiency? Lineup was great as well. All in 8-9 range and I am sure something for every taste. Second to last was Kate and knew she was going to be it. Took her to the room, paid 230SF and cleaned up. Kate is tall and pictures are accurate. Especially the one in the shower is true reflection of her figure. Her face was very pretty (to me a 10 but would be high on anyones list). She is Polish, has model looks, see cups and great figure and except for some minor blemishes on her skin couldn't find anything wrong with her. Room was large, clean but basic. Kate arrived and started great DFK, went down kissing for a sensual BBBJ and game was on. Did 69, mish and finished in doggy. She speaks very good english and we chatted for few remaining minutes. Great Start to the trip.
Next arrived at Globe on S9. Getting there is easy and described here accurately. Paid the entry and got blue first-timer robe. Have been to FKKs before so knew the routine. I was there at around 1130 or so. Saw only two other guys in the main room and about 6-7 girls. But I could see new girls arriving in steady stream as I surveyed around. By 2 PM, I would guess 20 girls maybe 10 guys, and by 430 when I left, main room seemed crowded.
I started off with Aida and it turned out to be another great session. She doesn't speak much english, but went to job right away with DFK, kissing all over and slow extended BBBJ. It was clear, She was working hard to please. Asked her for mish and finished. She massaged for the remaining time as there was not much convo. Paid 140SF. Zurich was living up to the expectations. Next was Katalea (Rom). Very pretty to my eyes and petite. Great skin, figure and friendly personality. Session was very good by any standards (DFK, BBBJ, CG, Mish, Doggy). But her skills were below Kate and Aida. Last session was with Raffella (Brazil). Somewhat older but very nice ass! Another good session with DFK, BBBJ and Doggy. But the worst of my session that day. She did a short upsell for Anal and she has the stuff for it but I passed. She was cool about it.
Found the restaurant to be good quality although pricey. I liked the layout and pole dances. Overall a very nice club.
However, I left with some mixed feeling for Globe. I approached one of the romanians (yeishi?) after her dance, and she promptly told me she was waiting for an appt in 10 minutes. Well, for the next hour or so she was strutting around and trying to get other guys. Obviously she didn't want to go with me. Business went to Katalea. One of the girl's was sitting on the barstool since 12PM looking very passive and uninterested. She was my top choice but always looked very unapproachable. Not responding to eye contacts etc. When I was walking over to her, she turned back to the started talking to the bar maid and I bolted. I tried to make another attempt around 3PM, but she was with someone else at this time. Business to Raffella. She is tall, long straight dirty blonde hair, but don't know her name. Overall a great experience at globe as there is plenty to choose from. But some great looking girls can be selective. I thought the lineup at beatrice was comparable to top tier I saw at Globe. By the time I left Globe line up was mixed. Saw some average girls around but top tier was great (although they may not be available). Several beatrice girls work at Aphrodisia. Kate mentioned she does alternate the two between weeks.
Zurich is a bit pricey. But lived up to the expectation of providing good looking girls with great service. As an infrequent visitor, it adds more certainity to the trip.