Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Azazel42; 1257371]We just crack skullz and ask questions later.

Too bad you are not dominican, you would perfectly fit into the ranks of La Policia Nacional here.

[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver; 1257503]Most of the Cubans here are very hard working, humble nice people. Hang out at any greasy spoon window buy a colada and make some instant friends that will talk about anything, LOL. Where else in the world can you do that? Yes some of them do have an elitist attitude but this is a small minority but us locals know better and laugh it off.

The ass-hole, douchebag, tony montana wannabes that you describe are mostly just contained umongst the younger generation.[/QUOTE]Well young people usually tend to be hot-headed everywhere. In this country, some join the marine corps or the armed forces...known many at VA - that way at least they have a way to vent out. But does anyone remember "West-side Story" and the Puerto Rican gangs? An older Japanese friend of mine told me about this movie first time -20 years back. He was absolutely in love with Natalie Wood. And I thought the movie was a good depiction of displaced people who are trying to figure out their identity in a new land and of course what dance and music! Saturday Night Fever is also another interesting example of the Italian emigres.

Cubans have much to be proud of. Their literature, opera music, poetry and even ballet dance schools were well known. Even today, their literacy rates (also in Cuba) is VERY high. I was struck by one thing: as the workers roll their cigars in factories, there is always a reader, who regale people by reading. Books, newspapers. In short the written word. All these do make a difference over a long period of time. I would ascribe this "preparation" why Cubans in Miami have done so well. Other than Gloria Estefan or Andy Garcia, the number of professionals in that community is very high. I was waiting to change plane in Miami and bumped into a woman who is of Cuban heritage and is an attorney -lovely person!

By the way, speaking of Tony Montana, I think if any of you have had the misfortune of getting close to the Russian mafioso (and some East European and Albanian kinds) , you would think Tony Montana was an angel! Frannie was mentioning yesterday Mario Puzo's famous line. Make an offer that one cannot refuse. The new kinds do not make an offer. Full disclosure. LOL. I do not know any and do not want to know any.

I stayed there in January and loved it. I liked that European and wealthy Dominican couples stayed there too. I had stayed at New Garden and Terra Linda in previous trips. I enjoyed the peace and quiet. Also, I liked that I had a chance to walk around more. La Passions is about 100 yards away. There is a place right across the street where girls are available. A cool black guy, Freddie, owns the place and runs the girls. It is obvious that he is screwing all of them. It is like watching a real life soap opera. The girls are not allowed to approach you, but they are available. Heck, most in girl in town is available.

Two doors down from Freddy's is another place where girls are available. It is run by an Italian guy. Both of these places have a more local feel and good vibe as long term European visitors frequent them.

On nights when I had too much to drink and got a girl down on the strip, I could get a ride in a car from the taxi stand back to the hotel for 200 pesos. It was money well spent.

Here is my best story to explain how things work in Sosua. When I would escort a girl out of the hotel late in the evening after some serious fun, I would get discreet cat calls from across the street at Freddie's. The girls at the bar were totally cool but would quiz me why I just had sex with another hot girl. They would complain that they were really hot too and wanted to party with me (both of which were true). I would promise to "make it up to them" the next day. What a great problem to have? Where else can you have a new hot girl hit on you while the last one is still in sight?

I really like hitting the La Passions earlier in the day (5 PM) , when the girls are "fresh." While banging a girl on the premises is much more expensive, you need not worry about her hitting on you later that night. If you meet up with a girl during the day and treat her like a human being, she is going to aggressively pursue you if she sees you at night.

While I just said I do not like meeting girls during the day, here is my main technique when I out in the evening down on the strip. I like chatting up the girls. I do not mind buying a drink or two to get to know a girl better. I always tell them that I am tired and not looking to score that night which is a blatant lie. However it slows the girls down. That way I can close the deal for the evening if I wish. While we are drinking our drink, I always ask them if it is ok to call them the next day. I explain what I am willing to pay for daytime service, and they always give you their phone number. Whenever I start to fell like I want some companionship during the day (and not easy fun of La Passions) , I start down the list from the night before. Most of the girls remember me, and I tell them what I am offering plus scooter fare to my place. If they agree, I tell them they have an hour to get there or I am moving on to another girl. These girls are flakes, so if they are not there within the hour they are not coming. I like the feeling of having chance determine what sweetie I am going to get for daytime service. Also, I think it helps my game back home when I refuse to get bogged down by any single girl.

Sosua is more expensive than before and the girls are more jaded. However, I have found that act of kindness is returned several times over. Lastly, tip a bit when you go out. If you cannot afford a tip, then you need to keep your broke ass at home. Not only is it good Karma, you never know who is going to save your ass by pointing a hustler in a different direction or make sure your food order is not screwed up.

Sorry for my wandering thoughts, but this is my 2 cents worth of advice.

Anyone heard of or been to Gents Resort? Please report.

Thanks

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth;1257434]can you tell me if there are any girl friendly hotels near passions, many thanks again.[/QUOTE]I think Hotel Europa will be your best bet if you are trying to stay closer to La Passions. Many members have said the place has gone through renovations and is better than before. Ask Mr. Enternational because I think he has stayed there recently. I also hope I have the Europa correct as far as location. To other Senior members, this is the place that has the sea-greenish colored paint job on the outside of it, correct? I've walked from New Garden to La Passions once and I believe I passed the Europa on the way there. Also think it had a wooden bar in the front outside the hotel.

[QUOTE=Azazel42; 1257371]In fact, it's prob wonderland compared to overtown and Little Haiti here. LOL. [email]So@BoricuaOnline[/email] (Puertoro comemierda al fin) your barking up the wrong tree asere. I have never been to DR, but I know tonz of them here and have had many DR girlfriends. So you see I may have never been, but I was BORN with an advantage that you gringos could never sniff. Please excuse the smug tone, but I believe on telling it like it is, and here in MIA we don't react well to hazing. We just crack skullz and ask questions later.

P. S.

I know the Reality Kings personally (Jose and Kurt) since they started as the Bang Bros. With Bang Bus and 8th street Latinas. Jose is Cuban and born and raised here in Miami like me. My good friend is their webmaster, and just to give you a heads up. All their images have digital signatures that identify themselves as theirs, and they run a web sweep looking for assholes stealing their images once a week. I suggest you not post their content here or any other site without their consent, because I gurantee you. THEY WILL FIND IT!

Thanks,

Azazel[/QUOTE]I do not understand why I am a "Puertoro comemierda". The people from this forum who have met me in person can attest that I am the nicest person in this world. Or the second nicest, maybe the third or fourth. I sometimes use humor or parody to express an idea. I believe the confussion about me started in post 11542 when Mountain Lion wrongly posted the following:

"Thanks BoricuaOnline. For quickly sharing an update on the recent murder of this army veteran arising from legal and financial problems at the Sosua Bay and Victoria hotels."

I was not the one who informed about the situation of Sosua Bay owner which I do not know who he is and did nit know about him being a murder suspect. I just quoted a member about the information he provided an gave an update of the operational status of the Sosua Bay hotel, because I stayed there in February for a day. The people who read my travel report know that I posted that I paid just $57 for a double all inclusive thanks to an Expedia deal. The room was nice, large with the quality and confort most major hotel rooms have. The food was the best I had in Sosua. Their burgers are tasty, I like they serve bottled beers instead draft. But you can't get a chica inside if you are in the all inclusive area unless you pay extra for her, buy hey, I just stayed there one day and got lucky to find a pretty chica with a Sosua Bay all inclusive wrist band so I do not have to pay extra for her. You are going to spend almost a week in an all inclusive in a town with dozens of guest friendly hotels and hundreds of cute chicas. Chicas that are mostly pros and not worth to have them with you for an all day. That is why I posted a Captain Stabbin parody, he was popular among my friends because once he finished fucking a girl he throw the girl out of the boat. There are hundreds of cute chicas in Sosua who lives there or travel from nearby towns so once you finish with one girl you are going to want to throw your girl away and go for the next chica. That is why I consider staying at Sosua Bay for long term if you want to hunt for lot of chicas is not the best idea but if you do not mind paying $25 extra per chica then there is no problem.

I enjoyed Sosua a lot, I was little scared at first because reading a lot of stories about the place being called sosower but the place is lot of times cleaner and nicer than lets say, Boca Chica. I never felt threatened, the people was nice with me and no vendor harassed me.

The Captain Stabbin pic I posted was found in Google Search Pictures, there are thousands there free, I did not stole the pic from their paysite. I do not get economic benefit by posting it here.

If you get offended by my post it was not my intention to do so.

[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline;1257562]The food was the best I had in Sosua. Their burgers are tasty,[/QUOTE]

Big Statement, I never had an Class "A" Burger in Sosua and their usually packed with tons of unknown spices. maybe adobo and FORGET ABOUT finding Heinz Ketchup!! I bring my own I swear to god!! jajaj lol. I heard the new bbq spot on the beach is world class though! Must try it out!!!

[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline;1257562]I like they serve bottled beers instead draft.[/QUOTE]

Thats funny because I've never even seen beer on tap in Sosua even if it was offered. MAYBE at some German spots up on the Main Road!

[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline;1257562]The people was nice with me and no vendor harassed me.[/QUOTE]

NOW THIS I DON'T BELIEVE! Jajajaja LOL

[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver; 1257568]Big Statement, I never had an Class "A" Burger in Sosua and their usually packed with tons of unknown spices. Maybe adobo and FORGET ABOUT finding Heinz Ketchup! I bring my own I swear to god! Jajaj LOL. I heard the new bbq spot on the beach is world class though! Must try it out!

Thats funny because I've never even seen beer on tap in Sosua even if it was offered. MAYBE at some German spots up on the Main Road!

NOW THIS I DON'T BELIEVE! Jajajaja LOL[/QUOTE]Test123. I ahve written 2 posts that have not been posted on the board, just testing

[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver; 1257568]Big Statement, I never had an Class "A" Burger in Sosua and their usually packed with tons of unknown spices. Maybe adobo and FORGET ABOUT finding Heinz Ketchup! I bring my own I swear to god! Jajaj LOL. I heard the new bbq spot on the beach is world class though! Must try it out!

Thats funny because I've never even seen beer on tap in Sosua even if it was offered. MAYBE at some German spots up on the Main Road!

NOW THIS I DON'T BELIEVE! Jajajaja LOL[/QUOTE]Neither do I but I walked the public beach from east to west and then back twice and I walked the streets lot of times and no vendor followed me offering merchandise or services. I guess I was lucky, LOL. Another thing that surprised me about Sosua is that there were no Blackouts during my stay. About the beer I was comparing Sosua Bay with other all inclusives were draft beer is the norm.

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth;1257434]Thank you for your reply, I was going to go to blackbeards but was told that there is not much to do there, I considered passions as money is no object, I want high quality girls as I have never had one in my life, I also understand that the girls at passions are tested every 3 months for infections, I do have a wheelchair but I only use it for long distances I can use my crutches for a few hundred yards and can also get upstairs, can you tell me if there are any girl friendly hotels near passions, many thanks again.[/QUOTE]You made a wise choice. You have to go with your heart and choose what feels right for you, no point in second guessing. Peter, the owner will be a happy man if you picked a girl out of La Passions every night (though the place has grown a lot and he may not be so readily available, he will definitely talk to you if you ask for him). Say Hi to him and let him know your intentions, the girls will be impressed if they see you talking to peter (just a little trick). Tell him you are in I SOC, ISG, bla bla. Also join La Passion Yahoo group to see the photo gallery of all current girls (if you haven't already done so). http://*************************LaPassionMassageSosua/

I don't know Colibri, its new and you can try it out. Otherwise Europa is ok, and there is also club Residencial a few doors away and closer to La Passion, its nicer,. [url]http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g317146-d1159732-Reviews-Club_Residencial-Sosua_Dominican_Republic.html.[/url]. Its easier to get girls in and out at Europa, Residencial has some restrictions as to one girl at a time and they have to be out by a certain time in the morning.

My advice is you want to contact both Europa and Residencial to make sure ground floor accommodation is available and book it as that is important to you. Europa, you don't have to prepay (also the same for New Garden and Terra Linda) , I don't know about Residencial but should be the same. Just email conf. works. So, I would book at both places and then choose. wink! wink!

If you decide to stay or visit the Residencial restaurant / bar facing the street, say Hi to my "girlfriend" (LOL) that works the bar in the evenings. Now, this one is a real non pro or remotely possible semi pro. I worked a little on her, she invited me to her place for lunch at Charamaicos but I never made it, she was a lot cuter years ago. Anyone has any experiences with her, please do chime in.

A day or two after you break in and get a little used to the place, you will be able to check out Classicos, Rumba and other bars just up the road within a mile or so.

[QUOTE=Encoreom; 1257522]Anyone heard of or been to Gents Resort? Please report.

Thanks[/QUOTE]What do you mean by Gents Resort? Have you read the forum? You sound clueless.

I am looking for Hilbillly's really good post about preachers, which this DR forum has no lack of. My policy is live and let live. I never like to force an idea or policy on any one, read all you can and explore for yourself.

[QUOTE=Azazel42; 1257493]Gentlemen,

You know what. The more I read my post, the more I am ashamed of it. I let my emotions from a disagreement with my travel buddies (and few other things) sour my puss while I read and responded to posts. I believe I owe everybody here and especially BoricuaOnline, Jaosousa and any or all Boricuas in this forum an apology. I refuse to perpetuate the macho bullshit persona that has been instilled in me from youth, but often find myself slipping back into it when agitated. I agree the joke was just that. A joke. I totally blew it out of proportion and for that I apologize. I am thankful for everyone's input, and I understand if you want to hold my outburst against me. I just propose to you guys a question of ever being in a situation where you've heard (or in this case read) your own words after spoken, and hardly recognized them as your own and in heinsight's 20/20 wish you would have never uttered them. That's me right now; so I will take my lumps like a man and expect the cold shoulder, but regardless I will pay the knowledge already given to me forward by posting pics and reports of my trip as promised. You can read them or not, the choice is yours. Frannie and Jaosousa let me know when I can buy ya a Presidente, and show you just how big these Cuban, Tony Montana balls are. LOL. Savepro, you totally misunderstood me about the $25. They aren't to allow the girls in, its to get them a band for the food and drink. As far as the Reality Kings go; SOMEBODY is paying for porn, because those guys are frickin rolling in money and pussy, let me tell you. LOL Again, my snipe was unnecessary. My bad. It's nice to see that you guys stick up for each other in such an unchivalrous age, and maybe one day when I am finished taking my foot out of my mouth. You guys might see me worthy of a spot at your round table. Regardless, thanks alot for all the banter, and I have more than enuff info here already guys.

Humbly,

Azazel[/QUOTE]I too let my emotions, run away with me, and like you once I read it back, I wanted to puke"

And great people on this board, gave me difference point of views, and it allowed me to re opadjust my thinking. I thank Cooley High and Tom jackin for setting me straight. We can't right all percieved wrong, on this board, sometimes silence is golden, furthernore I really appreciated Frannie, choosing to take the highroad, and not buy in to my bullshit post, he kindly reminded me I had nothing to appologize for, when in fact I did. My new goal is to keep my BIG MOUTH SHUT. And like Mr Jackson, once referred to another person in another forum, to not have diarrhea of the keyboard, and spurt out useless info, so you and I can grow together, with the valueble info the board have to offer.

Peace keep yo headup my brother!

[QUOTE=Beagle0030;1257521]I Lastly, tip a bit when you go out. If you cannot afford a tip, then you need to keep your broke ass at home. Not only is it good Karma, you never know who is going to save your ass by pointing a hustler in a different direction or make sure your food order is not screwed up.[/QUOTE]This point is highly debatable. Actually, since "tipping" is considered a Western thing, it is WE who are view as suckers for tipping. Has nothing to do with being able to "afford a tip". I don't think the Euros tip at all. I also believe that a few veteran mongers have pointed out that there a numerous establishments in the DR (and Sosua) where the "tip" is already padded into your bill, and you would not catch it if you did not know what to look for.

Just about any forum you visit there are mongers asking (begging) American newbies not to tip because it inflates the pricing structure. In some places, such as Colombia, it is not advisable to tip for safety reasons (I'm guessing that if you can "afford" to pay over the amount of your meal's original costs you are considered to be rich; which in turn could set you up as a possible candidate for "Paseo Millonario", which is definitely not a good thing).

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth;1257434]Thank you for your reply, I was going to go to blackbeards but was told that there is not much to do there, I considered passions as money is no object, I want high quality girls as I have never had one in my life,[/QUOTE]What is your definition of "high quality girls?" Or do you mean to just say "high price?"