The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
[b]BACKGROUND:[/b]
My overnight mongering days are long behind me. Have been in Dubai since the early 2000s and have watched the scene change. I look back, with fondness, on the days where you could pick up a stunning SW for 300 a night and Cyclone girls used to be about 700.
Now, mongering is very tough and sneaking away for an evening at the bar or a night is almost impossible. So encounters are restricted to hour long incalls in the late afternoon. Lately, I have been looking through a couple of websites for a quick fix.
This is the story of last month and it is not in chronological order. Rather it is in the order of the title.
[b]THE GOOD[/b]
After going through a website, one seemingly amateur WG caught my eye. She appeared to have real photos and a well written description. She is a 45+ British MILF who goes by the name of Blondie. Since I am still in my early 30s, Milfs are a bit of a kink for me.
Gave her a call, and the accent was real. We setup a meeting at 4:00pm the same evening. Got very precise directions to her place in Dubai Marina. Headed up to her apartment and was greeted by a beautiful older woman in a short black dress and with lovely, double FF boobs.
Pleasantries were exchanged during which she poured us both a beer. As we sipped on the beer, we started to chat and quickly found common ground. And before we knew it an hour had passed. Time to get down to business.
We went into her bedroom and she started off with a strip tease and a lap dance. Very Very hot. Then it was quickly onto a BBBJ and some DATY. As we wer 69ning she started directing me so she could get off and very quickly she shuddered and pushed me away from her. Did she actually have an orgasm? I will never know but it sure seemed like it.
On it was with the rubber and we ended up fucking in every position and across her apartment. After about 30-40 minutes, I pulled out removed my condom and unloaded on her huge tits. As I lay there, drained out, she gave me a quick massage and brought me another beer.
We chatted for a bit and I left a happy man.
Total Damage: She quoted 1500 for an hour. But I ended up spending 2. 5 hours there.
Ratings:
Face: 7 now (you could tell she was a bit of a looker back in her day).
Body: 9 (Huge tits and a beautifully toned body).
Sex: 9. 5 (Almost perfect)
Would I visit again? Fuck Yeah and I have.
[b]THE BAD.[/b]
Again, same website. Another girl caught my eye. Name Amorette. She claimed she was from the UK. But didn't talk much. Warning 1. She was staying on Sheikh Zauyed road in a pretty nice hotel apartment. So I decided to continue anyway.
Arrived at her apartment and she opened the door. And guess what? Her pictures were fake. BUT instead stood before me was a copy of Naomi Campbell. Now can't complain too much about that. I stepped right in. After being offered some water she took off her robe and my jaw dropped.
Imagine a 6 foot tall ebony woman, early 20s, looked exactly like Naomi Campbell, Big DSLs, perfectly round surgically enhanced boobs, lovely body with not an ounce of fat on it. And to top this off, she was dressed in sexy lacy bra and suspenders. In the immortal words of Beavis "Booooinnnnggg".
Business could not wait. She started to fondle me and then got on her knees and gave me a sensual BBBJ. Stepped into the bedroom and yay. Mirrors everywhere. This was going to be fun.
She refused DATY and Anal (although she promised on the telephone). After multiple positions, she insisted I finish on her lovely round tits. No way could I refuse. Later, we jumped into the shower and she proceeded to blow me once again.
Total Damage: 1500 for an hour but stayed 1. 5 hours.
Ratings:
Face: 9 (Looked like a young Naomi Campbell)
Body: 9. 5.
Sex: 8 (she promised more than she delivered)
So why "The Bad". Well, I don't condone using fake pics and promises. Would I do her again? Maybe, but I don't want to encourage this practice.
[b]THE UGLY.[/b]
Found a girl called Shannon or Sharon on a similar website. She claimed to be from Colombia. I have had a few good experiences with South Americans before and so I decided to give her a call. She spoke very little (warning 1) and directed me to a hotel apartment in Tecom.
Called her since, I couldn't find it and she appeared to get flustered and the accent appeared to drop. Alarm Bells were ringing. But I decided to ignore them and continue. I hadn't had any in a couple of weeks and little hatter was going insane.
Went up to her apartment and she opened the door, but there was no one in the doorway. Obviously she was behind the door. My sixth sense was screaming "Danger Mr. Robinson, Danger". But I continued nonetheless and stepped in. The minute I stepped in the door slammed shut behind me and as I spun around a large Nubian woman came into view. I am about 5ft 11" 170lbs, decent shape and like to believe I can handle myself. In front of me stood a 6ft tall thick black woman with biceps larger than mine and just scary in general.
She smiled and said lets go inside the bedroom, and told me to take off my clothes. There was no way I would do that. No effing way. I flat out refused. She got a bit more aggressive, insisting I take off my clothes and I would have fun. I politely asked to leave. She refused to let me go, saying that I should get naked and I would be fine. I refused and insisted I leave. She then asked for the money up front. I refused. This is when things started to get ugly. She opened a drawer and there appeared to be a knife in there. And all of a sudden, another black girl jumped out from behind the couch. I had to extricate myself as quickly as possible. I placed the 1500 on a table near me. As our Nubian warrior walked over to it, I slipped by her, unchained the door and stepped out.
As I went down to my car. 1500 poorer, I berated myself on my stupidity and for not heeding the warning signs. No way could I go to the cops about this either. They had pulled off the perfect crime. I am just happy I did not take of my clothes, I can see them robbing my blind if I had gotten naked.
Damage: AED 1500, my sense of security and my opinion about Africans.
Ratings:
Face: 1.
Body: 3.
Sex: negative 10 (I don't like getting ass fucked)
[b]LESSONS LEARNT[/b]
- Try to avoid professional / porn style photos. A good rule of thumb is if the face is airbrushed, a good chance the person is who she is.
- Try to stick to Caucasians and Chinese. They generally turn out to be at the least a little like the photos.
- Avoid any photo with a dark skinned / mixed race / Latino girl (unless you like Africans). These are mostly Africans and they will pull the bait and switch on you.
- Try to talk to the woman a little bit to gauge her accent.
- Never step into the apartment / room unless she shows you her face.
- Always carry only the amount of cash you need for the transaction. Never carry your wallet, cards, IDs etc. If possible, leave them behind in your car.
- Trust your sixth sense. If it feels off, just walk away.
Business Park, NOT Fantasy Land
[QUOTE=Corn Holio;1294670]It's not about that mate, but seing it is different from imagine it, I even saw a driver drooling on girls like he never saw one and he finally managed to take one, I don't know from where he got his money from that look he had, and I read some have written something about girls trying to be safe? Well, some of them is ready to go with anyone just for the money, even with a driver look-alike. And that's in a PREMIERE club where you pay 150 just for entering, actually one of the reasons I went there its bcz of that money, I thought that paying that amount of money just for entrance is kind of restricted to some special level and it would allow you just to meat some fancy girls, but the type of people I saw in there, I really wonder what could I see in any free entry clubs or those who just charge 50.[/QUOTE]Let's see, [i]mate[/i],[list]
[*]1. The guys who had more money than you put you off.
[*]2. The guy who was "just a driver" put you off.
[*]3. The girls who wanted more money than you wanted to pay put you off.
[*]4. The girls who would go with "just a driver" put you off.[/list]Seems to me, you have a narrow tolerance range.
I'm wondering if the guys in #1 were having #2 thoughts about you?
Come on, NO driver is going to pay 150 dhs to walk into a club. He's sending that money home to family. The reason the GIRLS like the high entrance fee clubs is that they keep the thin wallets / lookie-lous out. You know, not ALL southwest Asians are drivers. Some just might be businessmen, perhaps 1st time in dxb, and, dare I say, like you, [i]"but seing it is different from imagine it"[/i], in a reverse way, he finding PLENTY of good girls.
Seems a bit hypocritical: You want the girl you want at your price (don't we all) , but you complain about the girl who wants a customer at HER price. 2 sides, same coin.
That 150 dhs is not admitting you to your fantasyland, where the girls sit on couches, where you leisurely stroll around, no competition, looking for a girl you like, sit down, chat, then, if she meets your specs, off you go at YOUR price. All that 150 dhs does is admit you to the club, just like it does anyone ELSE who has 150 dhs.
[QUOTE=Corn Holio;1294670]It was crowded though even you could never even have a time to speak to a girl seperatly, all of them either taking or negotioating, so how about checking attitudes? It is really very hard to check that! You could barely ask about the price then move on bcz people would be all over the girl especially if she is attractive, and I don't like that way; I mean just to approach and ask about price. I like to ask about the girl and chit chat a little bit before I offer or ask for a price. But with that crowded situation, I guess you could not.[/QUOTE]You know, I often post advising that punters, when a [i]non-interesting[/i] girl approaches, simply say,"No thank you", no discussion, so she moves on, freeing up the [i]landing slot[/i] for someone of interest. You think it's not different for the GIRLS? They're talking to those who have the [i]weight[/i] to hold their interest. Everyone else is just chaff. You've just got to have the weight.
[QUOTE=Corn Holio;1294670]I wonder if some afternoon time or maybe early in the night would be better, but then I think the good girls wouldn't be there, if there is still good girls of course based to what I have seen.[/QUOTE]Well, some punters, like Mad Hatter, have had some luck with escorts. There's a post by "British Escort" on the Escort Classified Ads-Posted by Escorts thread, along with a link to Dubai Angels. I've heard there are hotels where girls rent rooms, and punters pay an entrance fee at the front desk, then circle the floors, looking for a [i]room of interest[/i]. Seems that happens in Bahrain, short plane ride away.
Or you could consider that that 150 dhs is a lesson learned, no guarantees of 'good for you' girls. I'd suggest trying other places until you find one you like; certainly plenty to chose from. And besides, just think what the competition would be like WITHOUT those entrance fees.
