General Reports

[QUOTE=AnonX69;1795428]Anyone know what kind of outlets are used in Tijuana. I've never took the time to look when I stay over night there.[/QUOTE]110 v works for me. Even my space heater. Just bring your american gadgets and plugs.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1791984]3 AM Saturday night or Sunday morning, after too many comp beers from HK, I was hanging out outside of Adlelita waiting for my wingman to finish fucking around with the putas. I found Ximena in her short short skirt, leaning a against the wall in front of the run down Playboy club. She is tall and athletic. Her legs are long, good-looking. She does work long shifts with irregular schedule.

We had to stop to add lube. Ximena was so tight I could not penetrate her. The previous long session with Kristal in the hotel Cascada coupled with all the drink dulled down my senses. I was plowing hard and fast into Ximena for a long time while she was laying there, looking up at me with her doll face and breathing heavily. I fucked a few very beautiful models in Hollywood and they all had their pretty but expressionless faces like Ximena. They must be deeply focused on the feelings between their legs.

I finally came, moaning loudly, kissing her pretty face. She just took 200 pesos and never ever gave me any upselling, complaints or bad attitudes. I really like her sweet, sexy, conspiratorial smile on her pretty face with the cute dimples, like she knows what we want to do with each other in bed. Overall, Ximena is a beautiful girls with her strong, sexy, hard body, long, strong legs and see cups with good attitudes. Recommended. Hehehe.[/QUOTE]Wow? The full menu for 200 pesos is that the BFF discount? That doesn't sound right when ladies I ask. Seem to go for 300 for 1 position. If lucky 300 for the total package. But 2 seems laughable to even mention. Could I be wrong?

Ximena would do everything I want to do pleasantly, except deep mouth kissing, and would accepts 200 pesos from me without any problems. Other mongers seem to pay the same 200 pesos.

With her pretty face and her tall, lean, hard, athletic body, Ximena could turn many heads if she walks down any streets in California.

She is seriously undervalued.

[QUOTE=SportMongr;1795535]Wow? The full menu for 200 pesos is that the BFF discount? That doesn't sound right when ladies I ask. Seem to go for 300 for 1 position. If lucky 300 for the total package. But 2 seems laughable to even mention. Could I be wrong?[/QUOTE]

200 p for that is not uncommon. What is so strange about that? Late at night taking in another 200 p one position is not strange at all. Would she rather make zero pesos that late at night or keep piling up the cash? I think it is funny that folks mock those that can not get the same service at the normal price. If you can not get that 200 p service than you allow the up sell for the standard service. Even more so when it is super slow for the ladies due to many factors.

[QUOTE=SportMongr;1795535]Wow? The full menu for 200 pesos is that the BFF discount? That doesn't sound right when ladies I ask. Seem to go for 300 for 1 position. If lucky 300 for the total package. But 2 seems laughable to even mention. Could I be wrong?[/QUOTE]Can't always go on what the captain says. He sometimes gets confused what is reality and what is his recollection is. The 200 p girls are one thing, but free comp beers in HK, now that is is hard to believe! Hong Kong. Come on!

How can I be confused that the cheap, stupid low lifes are never treated with decency in HK?

[QUOTE=GolfSexRroll;1795762]Can't always go on what the captain says. He sometimes gets confused what is reality and what is his recolection is. The 200 p girls are one thing, but free comp beers in HK, now THAT is is hard to believe! Hong Kong. Come on![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KevinMorison;1795735]200 p for that is not uncommon. What is so strange about that? Late at night taking in another 200 p one position is not strange at all. Would she rather make zero pesos that late at night or keep piling up the cash? I think it is funny that folks mock those that can not get the same service at the normal price. If you can not get that 200 p service than you allow the up sell for the standard service. Even more so when it is super slow for the ladies due to many factors.[/QUOTE]I know last minute. But is any one fishishing Mañana? If you are. Pm me and let's grab a beer and look at bouncing chi chi's. I will be checking the site.

Kev, I know the 200 pesos seems reasonable for the bent over, bra on, pants down, wham bam 15 min. Ma'am. His story seemed like the best you are going to get at street level. That usually requires a bit more coinage. Since Ximena is a bit on the older side That may be the kicker. I have seen that lady and walked by 1) not really my type. Looked a bit hardened and aged, and 2) someone replied some bad times with her. But due to the new info. If I have the moment I will sample the goods;) and give my 2 pesos.

I still have a few vouchers for unlimited free sex all night, in any positions, with the one and only young, tall, sexy, slim, strong, sweet, healthy, good-looking Ximena.

Ximena is a moody girl. When she is in a good mood, she will wrap her arms around me then run her hands in my shirt, knowing exactly where to stroke before even hinting arriba. She is playful, affectionate and irresistibly charming as she enjoys leaving lipstick all over my neck while she tries to seduce me.

When she isn't in a good mood, the only thing she says is "lets go upstairs" and quickly dismisses me at my slightest hesitation. I am only a lowly insect to her.

She must be a "pain in the ass" of a real-life girlfriend for anyone.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1796263]I still have a few vouchers for unlimited free sex all night, in any positions, with the one and only young, tall, sexy, slim, strong, sweet, healthy, good-looking Ximena.[/QUOTE]Can I exchange that for a 3 hour tour with a walker?

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1771239]Hmm, K-12 education, medical care (emergency rooms, clinics and Obamacare), Earned Income Tax Credit, drivers licenses (nominal charge), housing subsidies, SNAP (aka food stamps), WIC, legal representation, just to name a few.[/QUOTE]For illegally entering or overstaying a visa. Thrown in jail adap! Hmm. I think we offer a fair deal. Especially when you factor in the right to sue in court for millions. And ability to drive without insurance, the new one is free cell phone service.

For your good taste, I do have a voucher for and entire week of free, unlimited bare back sex with the tall, pretty, sexy, good-looking Yolanda.

Yolanda will arrive at your hotel room in her chauffered wheel chair.

[QUOTE=KevinMorison;1796299]Can I exchange that for a 3 hour tour with a walker?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1795421]Wow. I really enjoy Long Dong's blow-by-blow narratives of his 3 sexual encounters in La Zona. 3 sessions to completion without requiring any ED pills are a good achievement, even for studs, worthy of mention.[/QUOTE]I got to be honest, I had Viagra. I take good care of my health, so if it wasn't for all the porn I used to watch, it probably wouldn't have been necessary. Alas, it has taken a slight toll on me.

Also, sorry I missed you at HK. I asked the customer service desk for you, but I may have been too early; I was there from 8-9. And in response to your report of lackluster selection of chicas on Saturday, I would guess it was because they were all working Friday.

Wed. evening, walked into Tijuana about 10 PM, visited Chicago Club, Adelita Bar, Hong Kong, and walked around block to see the outside girls.

Chicago Club: several older females, not attractive, but also 2 good looking younger ones. They were having fun rubbing on each other and dancing even with no tips. It's worth a look.

Adelita Bar: many attractive females considering not the weekend yet. Crowd was medium size, more customers than usual I think. A small cute dancer put an LED flashlight in her tight pussy and was shining it in the eyes of a customer, LOL.

Hong Kong: again, many good bodies in there, although you can't always say the same about the faces. But each to his own. Same crowd as in Adelita.

Street: very few girls out, and they were shivering. Apparently the cold weather has caused them to cover up a lot more, too bad.

I went across street from Adelita to the Oxxo store, got some candy. Left the store and was detained by 2 police in a car right in front of the store, which was very surprising at such a central location. They said I was "walking on the bad side". They put my hands on the car and pulled out all my stuff, finding a small pocket knife I always carry on my keychain. I was told that is illegal, ordered to get in the car and was driven away to a dark location. They said I was going to jail and later a judge, mentioning a fine of $1,000. They had my passport, keys, $200 cash, and a credit card I brought by accident. I mentioned I would rather take care of things right then, if possible. They inquired how much I could get from an ATM. I sort of got around that by saying it was not an ATM card. Shortly thereafter they handed back my stuff, except the cash and my knife, and dropped me off somewhat near the border taxis.

No line whatever at 1 AM to walk back in. I suggest you bring a warm sweatshirt or jacket these days.

1. Guns are not allowed.

2. Any type of Knife.

They are totally illegal and will get you in big trouble or robbed by the cops. I understand pussy fog, and we get all crazy, but you really must make sure you do not accidentally bring in things that are going to jam you up with these pigs. They are in high rob everyone one mode, and it will get worse heading into the Christmas time. I have never had or read so many reports on this site and others of Veteran Mongers getting jammed up by these pigs. Try not to give them a reason to rob you then drop you off somewhere. Yes the zona is like going to adult Disneyland but, at least when Disneyland robs you of thousands of dollars, you do not get dropped off in a different area after being shaken down for cash, and maybe being forced to cough up money out of your bank account too. When they have the guns and the badge they have the power when they take you out of the zona. Hard to stand your ground when your taken for a ride. One way to avoid that is never roll into Mexico with weapons. If you have a room only leave it with a few hundred pesos, so if you do have a bad encounter you're not totally screwed.