Massage parlor reccomendations
Need some massage parlor recommendations.
I usually go to Sam Thai where the girls accept 300 k tip without haggling but I'm looking for some more variety.
The girls at Paradise Massage are great with teasing before the actual HJ but their tip requests are a ridiculous 500 k or more for just that.
How to get laid in the Nang
OS has recently had the pleasure of spending some months in the Nang where he devoted rather unsuccessfully. Varying amounts of time to his lustful craft. As a general overview, the Nang may be a great place for a holiday and it is indeed a tourist city but OS found the standards well below those of his other favourite haunts and it very much a hit and miss affair.
The Zalo girls.
Vietnamese use an app called Zalo in place of Whatsapp, it' a remarkably effective app with some great features. One of these being the "Nearby" feature which lists a searcheable database of who is in a 10 km vicinity, you may need a local SIM card to get this feature. You can scroll through the ladies nearby and if she looks a bit slutty then she probably is. Send off a quick Hello, and back will come the offer of 1,000,000 or 1,500,000 up to 3,000,000 for LT. OS would quickly counter down and very quickly the number would be settled around 1 M.
The lady will then come to your hotel / apartment. Some of these girls are private and others are normal bait and switch, quality was quite good but a lot of installed plastic in the chest regions which is understandable because Vietnam is the land of the push up bra.
Success rate with these ladies was around 50%, some repeats were enjoyed until the sick grandmother request arose and some funny fails. OS had one very nice young lady who just let him insert his big thing sans condom and he was very much enjoying the in and out while she was texting away on her phone. It turns out she was messaging her boss to complain about the big size of OS's thing. Her boss then messages to OS to ask if she can change the girl because it is too big. Poor girl!
For his final fling With the Zalo girls OS had a lady come over for 1 M, this young lady arrived and got down to her business on OS big thing when OS realised she had brought with her one of the foulest smelling minges he had ever caught wind of. There was literally a shimmer of fumes rising up from a pussy which OS could under no circumstances, bring himself to partake in the pleasures of. So OS ends the liason and asks the lady to go home after showing her some soap and pointing at her moneymaker. OS gets her out the door minus his 1,000,000 and is pondering his bad luck and the foul smell in his bedroom when a large blowfly also turns up to see what smells so good and she has dripped some disgusting discharge on OS's sheets. Into the washing machine fast.
This would be one of OS's more spectacular fails.
The Gai Go girls.
There is another group who work off a website named Gai Go, these ladies all offer up heavily photo shopped pictures of their enlarged chests and general beauty as well as a local contact number of which one may make conversation. Their prices range from 250,000 to 1,500,000. You may engage with your chosen beauty queen who will then direct you to go to one of the thousands of cheap hotels where you pay around 120,000 for a room before sending her your room number and settling in for a wait of variable duration.
OS had some notable success and a couple of fizzers using this method to satisfy his desires. One young lady was very desirous of OS's tongue to rub around her clitoris while another just stuck her legs in the air and impatiently motioned for OS to complete his business on her belly. All in all an absolute lucky dip. As a rule of thumb the more expensive girls were less likely to be bait and switch while others would increase the price for a westerner to counter for the increased wear and tear. Like accelerated asset depreciation.
The Massage houses.
A bit like it says on the front door, massages with variable extra's. Be sure to clarify you will get boom boom if that is what you want and always see the lady with your own eyes first. It's amazing how they can gain 20 kg between you seeing their photo in reception and the lady arriving at your door.
In the humble opinion of OS. The Nang is a great place for a holiday but probably not for a mongering holiday.