Auckland

Some time ago I decided to join NZ Dating to see if I could get some free sex.

I had one "relationship", which was a disaster and ended up as a one night stand. Although we corresponded for months on the site and with msn messenger, I found when I finally met her and went back to her place she was a totally different person to the one I chatted to every night.

We really had nothing in common at all and we spent most of the evening at her place just staring at eachother, because we had very little to talk about, plus she was into smoking dope and a heavy cigarette smoker which was a turn off.

We did have sex, but it was very indifferent.

Some time later I was scanning the profiles and clicked on women looking for sexual relationships.

At that time her name was "HornyHolly" In her ad she said : looking for men with over 6" - "the little ones don't do it for me" (I'm of modest dimensions myself). Cant' stand Asians, Blacks or Indians". Although I really didn't fit her criteria (I don't have a large penis) I thought I would give her a go and contact her anyway. She said anyone replying to her ad must have a photo of their face and she would reply, although she didn't have one herself, only a photo of her fairly ugly bum.

I sent her a well worded reply with a photo of my face.

She replied " No thanks"

At the time I felt insulted by her answer, but didn't do anything.

Some months later, still feeling pissed off at her reply, I clicked on her profile again, same old photo, same words.

I decided to write to her and tell her what I thought of her, her words and her photo.


This is our email nz dating conversation:

Me: Hi Holly

Why don't you show a photo of your face, surely it would be better than the sight of your ugly saggy bum which is offensive to all thinking people. On second thoughts, don't have a picture of your face posted. It probably looks worse than a dog's rectum. As for your morals, you actually don't have any. At 46, you are far too old to be messing around on this site, especially trying to hook the odd (really odd) married man. Leave other men alone and get some moral fibre. As for penis size doing the trick, if you anything at all about sex , you would know most women reach a climax via the clitoris, not through penile stimulation. Some men with large penises are useless lovers. I hope these tips help you.

Her reply:

HornyHolly:

You don't handle rejection very well do you!!Loser! Fuck off!

Charming woman I must say.

[QUOTE=Barnes G] However I have seen juicy wenchs website she apparently does this for90$ half hour in auckland on fridays I h ave her on my to do list

http://www.juicywench.co.nz[/QUOTE]Not sure what anyone else thinks of Juicy wench but I went to see her a while ago and thought she was fucking loopy. She kept going on about sexual energy and our combined energies making a connection and all that sort of shit.

Don't know why I saw her really as she's not my type at all, I suppose there was something about her profile that must have stirred my loins, but all the new age spiritual bollocks was a real turn off.

Great BBBJ though!!

Done the NZ Dating thing

Positives

15 dates approx
nookie on 10 of them
all on the first date
nookie within the first hour on 5 of them


Negatives

slow to find a contact
Lots of online chatting
Takes time to get to a date
pics often not like reality
no pics mean ugh!!

How to succeed

Read in between the lines of the profiles
Lots of different ways the ladies talk about sex indirectly
Don't take offence at rejection
Have a job and sound successful
create a profile aimed at attracting women ( Men in uniform attract women)
don't talk about sex...at first
Flirt
Meet for a drink
Have a twinkle in your eye
Offer lots of attention
If theres chemistry be forward

Bottom line its quicker, easier and you meet more attractive women by meeting a SW

Want to find love? You won't find it on NZD.

Want to find sex? Invest the time and you will on NZD.

heres some ladies I've visited.

ISABELLA - Akl NZ girls, brazillian lady, 26 ish, great personality. Loves her job.
7/10 - Body - good looking, awesome tits, nice ass, a bit too chubby for my liking size 12 i think.
7/10 - Service - nice blow job with condom, body slides, and lets you do any position you want.
10/10 - Personality - great attitude, not a clock watcher, gives you the whole hour, cum as many times as you want.

Over all - 8/10

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Chica - Akl NZ girls, Chinese lady, about 25 ish.
9/10 - Body - good looking, great figure with naturally huge tits, size 6/7 i think, normal ass.
7/10 - Service - nice blow job with condom, massage and lets you do any positition.
8/10 - Personality - good attitude, doenst rush you.

Over all - 8/10

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Sparkles - Akl Pelican Club, Euro, 35 ish
8/10 - Body - not so tight down below, nice fake huge boobs, good looking milf like.
10/10 - Serivice - best blow job I've ever had, without a condom and with so many styles of sucking, you'll wanna pop. Blows you until you say stop, I went for 25mins straight.
8/10 - Personality - good attitude doesnt rush and enjoys her work.

Over all - 9/10

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Melody - [url]http://adultspace.co.nz/profile?id=1224[/url]
35 ish, chinese i think, fake photos but i see now she has posted her real photos but dont be fooled the real ones don't show her at all.
2/10 - Body - old and saggy, no ass what so ever, tits are alright, but you'll struggle to get a hard on.
1/10 - Service - after a minute she tells you to cum, lol wtf.
1/10 - Personality - wants the money and wants you out, over books too, I got there and she said she has some there so I'll have to wait, fuck that.

Over all - 1/10 - avoid
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More soon, guys we need to keep updating the post so we won't waste our money. Especially the ones that are very crap. I post on adultspace but they dont put it up, probably gets complaints from the girls who are crap. But fuck that I'm not going to spend money on shit, post the crap girls asap so there'll be less girls scamming us. I'm sure the girls who get good feedbacks wont mind the reviews. So come on guys help each other out.

Thanks Pairy Henis

Welcome to the forum

Excellent report which I have placed in the reports of distinction.

This is the type of comparative report we need.

I have read some lists saying Salon 33 in Mt Wellington was no good. Anyway on a trip back to Auckland I thought I would try it again as I was staying close by.

This is a brightly lit easy to find "massage" place in a strip of shops, the door was opened by an Asian man and I was shown a modest collection of 5 ladies.

All looked OK but not model quality as you would expect away from the CBD. I asked the Mamasan who is the best GFE and she recommended Coco so I paid my $150 for 3/4 hour and up stairs we went.

Room was OK but not big with a shower in the corner. After 2 mins fiddling with towels etc we both stripped and she does have a nice slim body and cute B cup boobs, not fully shaved but little pubic hair. Said she was 28 but I would have guessed early 20's.

We showered together, washed, played and a nice BBBJ

Dry off, onto the bed, no pretend massage here, more BBBJ, condom then FS in a number of positions until I popped.

After a bit of DATY and then on again for another pop, short cuddle then into the shower again.

Now most of these girls do a lot of sound effects but this girl really seemed to be enjoying herself. A really wet pussy is hard to fake and her orgasms certainly seemed real. She said "my pussy likes your dick". Cute.

Yes, I like it here and good value I thought. I will visit again next time I am back home.

Must be the sister of Melody

A complete waste of time so I left with out letting her finish me slamming all the doors as i left.

Must be 40
bad breath
can't touch the boobs

Waste of time..a con !!

Just to confirm thats Amy at 100 Ennis Ave Pakuranga. She even hooked her arm around my neck to push ne back down when I sat up.

Advertised on NZG as young and busty..

Be warned!

Thats Amy at 100 Ennis ave Pakuranga

Advertises on NZG as young and busty in a massage ad

My arse!!

Pairy Penis

In regards to Sparkles, does she allow multiple shots and offers GFE? I'm kinda into milfs.

In bangkok at the moment with some friends frequenting BJ bars for $35 a pop which is pretty expensive really but the girls here have some insane oral skills.

[QUOTE=Pointy Stick]Pairy Penis

In regards to Sparkles, does she allow multiple shots and offers GFE? I'm kinda into milfs.

In bangkok at the moment with some friends frequenting BJ bars for $35 a pop which is pretty expensive really but the girls here have some insane oral skills.[/QUOTE]Yes she allows multiple shots and is GFE.

Thanks Pointy Stick for the review..

Keep them coming.

I mean Finchie, keep the avoid list coming.

Great pic on NZD and great looking tits 34 yr old croatian.

Guess what?

Not her pic, probably 44, old looking ,covered in make up.

Wouldn't bother again.

Honey from NZG
While her body looks 10/10 to me and face probably 8/10. She has no manner whatsoever and just lays there expecting you to hump at an unconscious body and be done with it. Only great if you like to hump someone who's not moving, and she doesn't actually object but doesn't try to do anything to arouse you either. I won't be back for more.

As recommended, saw Gina at PC. Lovely woman! A real GFE for me. Lots of kissing, DATY, CBJ, slow, sensual sex. Loved it with her.

Saw Brooke at the PC whilst I was there, the tall blonde, all ass, tits & nipples! Any reports of her? Would love to spend time with her, but the sexiest women for looks arent always the best in bed!

Keep the reports coming guys...it sure does help! Sparkles is next on my list I think!