Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=JohnnyBraz]No, the white waitress is well fuckable though. She wears a ring on her weeding finger. She's been there over a year.[/QUOTE]

The waitresses in Balcony are hard to get to. First of all quite a few of them are manager's / owners girlfriends and thus they won't go with (other) gringo. Also in the past they simply were fired if they were caucht talking to the customers, not to mention if they were giving phone numbers.

So, from the current ones I seriously doubt that it is possible to "date" any of them. Maybe some of the new ones might go, but the old (meaning who have been there for a few years) ones won't even talk to you outside of Balcony.

That being said, my experience is that 99,9999999999% of women between 18 - 99 in Copacabana are able and willing to give you some if there is an opportunity. Just remember, there is no free lunch in Copa.

[QUOTE=Jamaicanceo]Where can I meet this family?[/QUOTE]

Not this particular family, just knowing someone in general. The sister wants me for her friend, and the sister in-law wants me for another friend. And because their friends see me as one of the family, especially at the salons where they work, everyone seems to be openly flirting with me.

"Swaying palmtrees, paradise-like beach and a lot of young beautiful people."

or

"Palmtrees that shelters homeless people and drugaddicts, dirty water and the bairro with the highest percentage of old people in Brazil."

30% of the population in Copa are over the age of 60. Imagine in the 50's when all these old people were young. There must have been a lot of nice and sexy women in Copa.

One of the best thing with Copacabana is that it's close to Ipanema. :D

[QUOTE=Sperto]"Swaying palmtrees, paradise-like beach and a lot of young beautiful people."

or

"Palmtrees that shelters homeless people and drugaddicts, dirty water and the bairro with the highest percentage of old people in Brazil."

30% of the population in Copa are over the age of 60. Imagine in the 50's when all these old people were young. There must have been a lot of nice and sexy women in Copa.

One of the best thing with Copacabana is that it's close to Ipanema. :D[/QUOTE]Amen to that!

[QUOTE=Sperto]....Palmtrees that shelters homeless people and drugaddicts, dirty water and the bairro with the highest percentage of old people in Brazil....[/QUOTE]

Sperto I quote you so much and this was what, when during my first day I went to copa, made think how is overated Brazil, even if, yes, yes... terma girls are terma girls... I know....

[QUOTE=Lukasek]Sperto I quote you so much and this was what, when during my first day I went to copa, made think how is overated Brazil, even if, yes, yes... terma girls are terma girls... I know....[/QUOTE]
Luckily Copacabana doesn't represent Brazil.

Imagine Brazil as a human body. Salvador being the heart, São Luís being the eyes, Fortaleza being the tits, Manaus being the vagina, Rio being the bunda and then Copacabana will be the a-hole.

P.S Don't get me wrong. I don't dislike Copa, on the contrary. I always found it a bit magical.

[QUOTE=Pelongera]thank you for the details, sperto.
are there taxis out of there? I'm thinking of taking a bus to Vila Mimosa and taxi back to ipenema, if taxis wait in VM anywhere.[/QUOTE]
Yes, right on the frontstep to the ho-houses.
(They have pretty nice jobs.:))

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]Dude. I had to stop dating a chick in Rio who is from Belem because of that exact thing. One day I just woke up and thought to myself, "she doesn't have a neck!" And it completely turned me off.[/QUOTE]

If this is her, the body looks OK. Did she have the characteristic square head? Kkkkk :D

[QUOTE=Sperto]Luckily Copacabana doesn't represent Brazil.

Imagine Brazil as a human body. Salvador being the heart, São Luís being the eyes, Fortaleza being the tits, Manaus being the vagina, Rio being the bunda and then Copacabana will be the a-hole.

P.S Don't get me wrong. I don't dislike Copa, on the contrary. I always found it a bit magical.[/QUOTE]So where is the clitoris?

[QUOTE=Sperto]Luckily Copacabana doesn't represent Brazil.

Imagine Brazil as a human body. Salvador being the heart, São Luís being the eyes, Fortaleza being the tits, Manaus being the vagina, Rio being the bunda and then Copacabana will be the a-hole.

P.S Don't get me wrong. I don't dislike Copa, on the contrary. I always found it a bit magical.[/QUOTE]
Where does SP fall into the anatomy of the human body?

[QUOTE=Mangera]Where does SP fall into the anatomy of the human body?[/QUOTE]
It's the brain.

[QUOTE=Sperto]Luckily Copacabana doesn't represent Brazil.

Imagine Brazil as a human body. Salvador being the heart, São Luís being the eyes, Fortaleza being the tits, Manaus being the vagina, Rio being the bunda and then Copacabana will be the a-hole.

P.S Don't get me wrong. I don't dislike Copa, on the contrary. I always found it a bit magical.[/QUOTE]

Dude you f--king crack me up. That was good!

[QUOTE=Jamaicanceo]So where is the clitoris?[/QUOTE]
Everything was somewhat in order until I got to Manaus. How did the vagina get so far astray from the anus? The clit must be either Niteroi or Belem. :)

Can someone please recommend some good regular clubs in Rio? Not to far out like Viashow or Pyramide, but closer to Zona Sul/Centro/Botafogo.

I've seen some reports before mentioning some forro (or similar) clubs in Lapa and something in Botafogo, but I can't find them now.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Marcoooo]Can someone please recommend some good regular clubs in Rio? Not to far out like Viashow or Pyramide, but closer to Zona Sul/Centro/Botafogo.

I've seen some reports before mentioning some forro (or similar) clubs in Lapa and something in Botafogo, but I can't find them now.

Cheers[/QUOTE]melt (leblon)

nuth (barra da tijua)

zero zero (gavea)