CDMX Escort Review: Sonianaramex, a Fraud!
That's her Twitter handle in the title. I had a suspicion that the photos she uses on Twitter were fake due to the fact that each one is a high-end modeling type of photo and nothing more normal / down-to-earth that you see with the verified girls. But I said what the hell and decided to take one for the team and find out, because if you've seen the photos, then you know it would be quite a revelation if she actually was this girl and available for the following rate. She claims a normal rate of 2200 for covered everything, but offered her "super promo" of 1500 (which I don't believe is really a time-sensitive promo, I'm pretty sure that's just what she always says). She was the first girl I saw at the Aranjuez on Thursday afternoon, July 9th. She charged an additional 500 for oral natural, so I confirmed her for 2 k total, for one hour, regular rate plus 500.
She showed up at the room on time -- beautiful hair, very pretty face, lovely smile and laugh, very friendly -- but absolutely, positively not the girl in the photo. And nowhere near the quality of the girl in the photo -- while still a relatively slender-to-average sized girl, she was mid 30's, age-ravaged boobs and belly, squishy butt (meaning, not firm and not shapely). The service was also rotten. She climbed on top of me and kissed my neck a little, went down on me for as long as it took to get hard, put a condom on me, climbed up and rode me as hard and fast as she could to finish. At this point, I was fine with this because after I realized she was a fraud, I wasn't into it at all and just wanted her gone, chalk it up to experience for myself and to share here.
It did strike me as just a super-dumb business decision, though, to use the fake photos, because like I said -- she's an extremely pretty and slender girl. It's not like she couldn't get any business by posting real pictures of herself, she definitely could, and probably even charging the same 1500 for guys who don't mind the cold service.
Anyway, caveat emptor, the photos you see on that TW account are absolutely fake and should you choose to make a date with her, that's not who will show up!
CDMX Escort Review: FitnessDjinn
After the previously mentioned Sonia misfire, Fitness Djinn (twitter handle in title) was perfectly timed. She was scheduled as my upscale splurge. 2500 for an hour, and 500 deposit required up front via Paypal. There are too many good, reliable girls listed in these pages for me to bother with anyone wanting a deposit usually, but Djinn really is the fitness hardbody style girl that drives me to economic irrationality and is also very hard to find.
In sum, she was absolutely worth every extra penny, an all-time favorite.
She's very short, about 5-1 I'd say, and in her late 20's, very long brown hair, deep-ish voice for a woman, middle-brown skin color (not guera but I'd never say she was dark either). Super toned, firm body -- maybe just *slightly* less than her photos on TW, but for being shut out of her gym for 4 months and being someone with clearly a gym-built body, she looked amazing. She began the session just by sitting on the bed and chatting with me, kinda interviewing me about why I was in Mexico, how long, all that jazz, just to get a comfort level with me. I would say that only took about 5-10 minutes before she took her clothes off and lay on top of me and started making out with me, sensually for sure, but with a little bit of "I'm horny" urgency. She dropped straight into oral natural (which I'd asked about earlier, and she told me both natural and terminado were included), and she really was getting into it, moaning, going as deep as she could, seemingly enjoying it, and then she threw her hips over my face and we 69 ed a bit until she was super wet. Again, she was enjoying herself, as she had to stop sucking me a few times because the pussy-eating was distracting her. The condom went on soon and then wow, for the rest of the hour it was extremely intense, athletic fucking, with abandon on her part. She was LOUD, authentically loud, no stupid porn-star histrionics either, just someone who clearly was enjoying both good sex and the money that came after, rather than just the latter. Lots of her riding me, prone bone, and some more modified missionary positions that got super deep in her that really had her clawing at the sheets. After a long time of this, she seemed to be getting worn out and I offered to take off the condom and finish in her mouth (which is always my preference anyway), and she was game for it and had the oral skills so that it didn't take long. This was an 11 am appointment so I was pretty replenished, and I thought I was going to blow a hole in the back of her head I came so hard, and that girl didn't miss ONE drop. She didn't unlatch too early, nor hang on too late when you get super-sensitive. Just perfect.
In terms of the authenticity of enjoying the sex, she was clearly number 1 on my visit, and I will return to her each visit, for sure. Definitely worth the premium, and I can only imagine how good she's going to look after she can get back in her gym!
CDMX Escort Review: Ginn (ann_ginn1)
Twitter handle in parentheses in the review title. Ginn is also one of JC's favorites and on the strength of his reviews, I was eager to book with her and give her a try. We'd been occasionally speaking on whatsapp since my March visit, during which I missed out on an appointment with her.
I saw Ginn at 530 pm on the same day that I saw Fitness Djinn at 11 am, the second of three I saw on my last day in CDMX and was determined to leave it all on the court. By Ginn's 530 appointment, though, I had moved to the Harare, where I got an all-night room for 600 pesos, I believe it was, or thereabouts. Ginn showed up on time, and I was actually surprised at how tiny she was; her twitter photos make her look a little curvier than she is. That's not a complaint; I love tiny-frame women, and Ginn is definitely that, 5-foot-nothing and maybe 90 pounds? Definitely a spinner!
Ginn's hourly rate is 1000 and 200 extra for oral terminado. Extreme bargain, especially if you like petite girls. We made out a little bit, then 69 ed a little bit, and then she rode me for a while. Ginn is *extremely* tight. And is on a wicked Kegels regimen and uses it to her advantage by squeezing you really, really hard, harder than I've ever felt anyone do it. I would laugh or exclaim when she'd squeeze me really hard and she would laugh and say "can you feel that?" which was adorable because, yes, she's like a vice, it'd be impossible not to feel.
We moved to prone bone and modified missionary for a long time, before she got up and said she wanted it doggie, and after that I took off the condom and let her finish me off in her mouth, which was very explosive. She was, for me, one of those girls who switches up what she's doing while blowing you every 10 seconds or so, so you can't really get into a groove, so I had to stop her when she was doing the right thing and tell her yes, more of that, keep going, do that. Just an observation, not a complaint. For her tiny frame, Ginn can really take a good fucking, very durable, pussy like a vice. I recommend! At 1000 for the hour, it's a no-brainer!
CDMX Escort Review: Mariamidorica (Maria Midori)
Determined to scratch one final name off my must-try list, I ignored the little voice in my head that said "just go to sleep" and instead booked Maria Midori at 9 pm on Friday the 10th -- the same day I had Fitness Djinn at 11 am at the Aranjuez and Ginn at 530 at Harare. I liked what JC had to say about Maria in his previous reviews, I like her Mex / Asian looks, tats, and she seemed overall like a good choice. Also, her hourly was only 1000, with 300 extra for oral terminado. Oral terminado is officially my go-to ending, and if it's off the table, then I won't book. I cum harder that way anyway, but I also use it as a proxy for which girls are really putting their heart into the work. The ones who won't even consider it are way too stuffy for me to pay for; then, of the ones who will, you can tell the difference fairly easily between girls who enjoying making you blast off as hard as possible (the ones who just reflexively smile / laugh / are proud of their work) and the ones who are just humoring you.
I was really tired when Maria showed up; she was actually very shy, contrary to what I read about her; she mentioned she'd gained some weight over quarantine, probably the reason for her shyness, because she's definitely 15-20 pounds heavier than she is in her Twitter photos. That wasn't a turn off for me because I still liked her size, it was pretty evenly distributed all over her body, I think, nothing to be ashamed of. Perfect pencil-eraser nipples on this one, too. Anyhow, she must've sensed that I was beat because she took over and pulled my pants down and started blowing me natural, and her BJ skill was absolutely top-shelf. Lots of girls, of all ages, aren't nearly as good at sucking dick as they think they are -- Maria isn't one of them, I never had to tell her a thing or guide her. But she got me hard, and then rode me for a decent while, she was dictating the pace and seemed to be doing what felt best to her (which I appreciate). I did not have another hour of fucking in me after that long-ass day, so I would say that only lasted 15 minutes before I mercifully took my condom off and had her finish me via oral. Again, no instruction needed, it was my third of the day and she had no problem getting it out of me, the most intense orgasm of the day.
She was super cute, I thought, and she seemed stunned when I told her that she really didn't have to stay the whole hour, she could go, it was fine. She did a double take, then another, making sure I was absolutely 100% certain of that before she took off (oh was I ever certain. I just wanted to crash). Again, for the total of 1300, exotic looks, amazing BJ abilities, another no-brainer for me at 1300.
And that's the end of my trip fellas. Until October!!
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Scarlett Sise Briefly Available
Scarlett hasn't announced it on her twitter page but she messaged me that she will be available briefly in the next week. If you can schedule with her, this may be your last chance. Please mention the Viejo Gringo if you contact her. Message me for her WhatsApp # or contact her via Messages ScarlettSise861. The phone number in her recent Twitter posts is that of another girl, Barby Lezly.
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[QUOTE=GabrielJacob;2467465]Anyone have a recommendation of a Twitter where they advertise this? I know some girls sell pictures and videos directly but my experience with this is that it's usually very complicated and often not as much trouble as it's worth. Any input would be greatly appreciated, particularly for girls who are skilled in the oral department. Thanks![/QUOTE]Aprilmoon_04 is her handle. It's pretty new, but she's a perfect 10, so I imagine she's worth it!
Trip recap July 4th weekend
Began my arrival Friday with a rough landing, literally, Viva AeroBus came in too hot, had to quickly abort first landing attempt, take 20 minutes to circle around city airspace to re-align and retry (second go was good) Collected my items, in main hall found one cambio doing a 22/1 exchange, gave him $300, got A LOT of pesos. Walked to Aerea subway and got another shocker that since my last visit in January, Metro switched ticketing merchants so my current card with probably 60 p still on it is null and void, need new card. Jerks. Took subway to Patriotismo station, with one transfer in Pantitlan where I got a reminder how LOOOOONG and DRAAAAAAWN OUT those CDMX subway transfer hallways are, bonus for every staircase and non-func escalator. But I got there.
First things first, ate a few tacos at a hole-in-the-wall spot, was really looking for steak. This and a few other instances during this week, ran across some food terms I wasn't familiar with, maybe some are actual never tried food, maybe Central and North Mex use different nouns / idioms (Soda vs Pop) not sure. Apparently I ordered deep fried tacos.
Back to setting up. Arrived at Hotel Atlante, $32 for 2 nights, about 2. 5 blocks of subway station, 2 blocks from chica friendly Hotel Patriotismo. Maybe this hotel in itself was chica friendly, didn't want to chance it. But did see room types included a jacuzzi, and TV had 4 porn channels.
Prior to my arrival, all week long leading up to trip, I chatted up a few escorts, ensuring my time (s) were confirmed. My grand scheme was to maximize dates within a 5 hour room rate at Patriotismo, to get a one hour date with one girl, recharge for an hour, then have another girl come in for an encore. Through error and trial, I would go on to find this tactic in Cdmx JUST DOESN'T WORK.
First candidate Rebe Carelli, seemed decent on Twitter, we messaged confirmed for Friday early evening around 6-7 p (ish). Quoted 1200 p, normally collects a deposit, but agreed to let the deposit slide and just collect full payment on arrival. Once in Hotel Atlante, texting her was like catching her off guard. (Oh boy) She started asking "send me the pic" Pic of what? "Show it to me" What is IT and THAT, give me nouns so I know what you're talking about! Finally send her a picture of my hand holding 1200 p cash. It's 7:15 pm, we're getting nowhere, I'm texting candidate #2 about our 9 pm date may be closer to 10:30, girl#2 answers no problem. Finally it dawns on Rebe that she A.) bypassed the deposit for me, and be.) never gave me deposit instructions so it wouldn't have mattered. Then asks me am I an English speaker. Yes. She gives me a Whatsapp audio message "Sorry I forgot about us, I am already on a date with some other dud, I should be able to be there around 9:30 pm" Jesus Christ woman! About that time it starts pouring cats and dogs. So I ask Date#2 if 11 pm is fine, she says no problem. Jesus. Walk to Villas Patriotismo at 9:30 pm, 9:35 text and Rebe Carelli has gone awol. Regrettably, call up Date#2.
Date#2.
Was intrigued by this one Zona Diva / La Boutique named Yuriko Sakura, chatted her up a few months ago, no go, tried her apparent alpha colleague Cristall Queens who said she could arrange a threesome. Nice, but for me, Cristall, despite speaking English, her body looks a little high mileage for me, so flash forward spoke to Yuri directly prior to arrival and she agreed Friday night could happen. After it was apparent Rebe Carelli was AWOL, reached out to Yuri who said go get a room at Villas Patriotismo. Ordered room, texted her the info, go inside and she's calling the room phone to verify I'm actually there and not wasting her time. She says she'll be there in 15 minutes. One hour and 10 minutes she arrives at 11 pm. She's shorter in person than her pics imply, also slightly chunkier than pics imply, she must do deep inhales and duckfaces when she posts candid pics. Started off with BBBJ, then gave her DATY, tried various positions. Started to get slightly mechanical. She was moist when I fingered her so there was some charisma buried in there. There's a surgical scar above her ass, maybe she was born with a tail or something freaky idk. Shot first load her chest. BTW her boobs are amazingly natural, slim but being short it's hard to tell. Also said she's 33 and from Colombia. Got a brief massage, then for round 2, did another BBBJ, DATY, then she only did doggy, and she wasn't angling it right so adding deadweight on my knees to line up with her. Barely finished from knees getting wobbly. She's messaging guys on at least three phones simultaneously. Cleans up and she's on her way. I had the room for 3. 5 more hours, turned out lights and did a 30 min power nap. Checked out, walked in Mexico City at 12:45 AM no biggie 2 blocks I'm at my real hotel. Thanks to Rebe I forgot to eat dinner.
Verdict for Yuri: 2500 p. Plus 700 p for the room. For that price point, and flying in from abroad, I was expecting amazing sex, I was underwhelmed by slight-step-above-okay sex. Doubt I would repeat. Maybe CDMX locals with $$$ to burn say otherwise.
Day 2, Saturday.
Breakfast in hotel included, then hit the road for some daytime civilian activities. First up, went to Chapultepec Castle. Walkway up the hill was open, but castle itself was closed. Afterwards, took another subway to the historic city center for A.) cambio exchange be.) steak for lunch. The subway stations Zocolo and Allende and one other station were closed to deter visitors in masses, train moved to next available, Bellas Artes station. Got there, the Bellas Artes Museum was closed and its front courtyard tapered off. 95% of businesses in the immediate area are all closed, what few restaurants were open did 50% capacity AND strictly call ahead for seating. There was one pirate themed chain of burger joints, but a burger is not a steak, so once I found an open cambio, took another subway back to Patriotismo. At PT station walked a few blocks north in search of steak, somehow ended up going to place eating buffalo wings, bone-in style. Throughout this day, periodically texting both of tonight's dates to ensure everything is set. Also sidequest, if I get done with both dates early enough, I can go glance at the street scene of Calle Sullivan Sws.
5:30 pm, began reaching out to Date#3. Long story short, she went AWOL. In last ditch effort, reached out to Rebe Carelli one more time to see if she could shoot over here on short notice, she said no maybe tomorrow.
So for my grand escort finale, had been in contact with Kayla Khard and her circle of "primas" about going for the ultimo menage a trois. My July 4th fireworks. Was quoted 5000 p. Was with her and Paulette Genaro. Same as previous night, get the room at Villas Patriotismo, then they call to make sure I'm really there and not a time waster. Their spiel on Whatsapp includes GFE, DFK, BBBJ, CIM, unlimited rounds, they were clear this was a trio, full contact.
Full disclosure spoiler alert: I am that gringo who ruined it for all other gringos. That was me.
Upon arrival, Kayla Khard looked like girl in pics, maybe slightly aged but it's passing grade. (Kayla, Violet Blum, Emily Dasf have been using same tired pics going back to 2014 according to web searches) Other girl portraying "Paulette" unless she got tanned, tatted up, and redid her hair: I think this was some other girl. So with 5000 p up in question I start pressing them for exactly what we're doing. Then SURPRISE, room staff wants 200 p for additional guest. Also at that time, Paulette asked for 250 p for taxi. 250? Uber across town shouldn't be more than 85 p, WTF? So back to clarifying.
,. ,. ,. They said "trio" is just tag teaming, other girl kinda soft touching, but no lesbian action.
,. ,. ,. Denied existence of CIM in original ad. Not happening.
,. ,. ,. Was done listening, told them both to walk out now. No, I don't believe in cancel fees.
,. ,. ,. Paulette stepped up to defuse situation offering 1 hour with one girl for 2500 p, recharge, then 2500 p for other girl for second hour.
So I think about it for a second, and agree to that as long as GFE and BBBJ still on table. Go with Paulette first, and Kayla steps out to read magazines in the lobby. I whip out envelope of 5000 p, pull half of it. She asks if I want to pay Kayla now, I said when it's her turn I'll pay.
,. ,. ,. Kissing was VERY resistant, claimed Covid19.
,. ,. ,. BJ was covered, again claiming Covid19. Was also a VERY rushed mechanical BJ with zero effort.
,. ,. ,. No tit sucking. Did allow DATY.
,. ,. ,. While she's mounting me cowgirl, I'm thinking how unimpressed this is. Did all the positions since I was paying for it, let me nut on her chest.
,. ,. ,. We showered up, got a brief massage and she counted the 20 minutes of aforementioned deliberations as toward the hour. I don't think I wanted to go with her again.
So, against my request of recharge time, Kayla walks in and Paulette is pressing me to try now. Like RIGHT NOW now. Wishing I knew better Spanish, I wanted to talk to Kayla separately, but didn't feel it and told them both to go. Kayla let out a big huff and eye roll on the way out the door.
With them both gone, looked up Google for steak places / any places open past 10 pm. Vaguely remember one place 2-3 blocks east of CDMX's Arc de Triomphe knock-off monument, but can't remember where in town the faux Arch is. Actually tons of eateries there. Somewhere north. But having second thoughts, pull up WhatsApp, and message Kayla Khard directly saying "If you still want your 2500 p, I'm still here, come on back. " (sure, but you'll need to pay my taxi fare) "I'm down to 2500, you want it or not?" (these are my rules) "Kayla, you have a beautiful body, but I don't want a repeat of Paulette, she was extremely stale and not performing. How do I know you won't disappoint me?" (I am not Paulette, my services are exceptional) "To ensure I get the service I'm paying for, I'll pay at end of session, not beginning. If you're good, you walk away 2500 p richer and have nothing to lose. " (you have to pay me up front, these are the rules. Also, cab fare too.) "The best I can do 1000 up front, and if the service with exceptional performance, you'll get the other 1500. Promise" (Lo siento, I can't see you. Enjoy your weekend.).
Google found one steak place open late, but it was on south end of town, nowhere near Sullivan. Took Uber to this place barely after 10 pm, 2 blocks south of San Antonio station. Drumroll. ,. ,. ,. ,. Place was shuttered, no indication it was open at all. A subway ride with connections to Sullivan would take 45 minutes, Uber maybe slightly less, and no guarantee there would be eateries at that arrival. Talk about betting on wrong horse. Just rode subway back to Patriotismo. Found one taco stand, but got a blank stare when I asked could they describe what each type meat was, walked two more blocks found one HITW place that serves, nope jk, just more tacos. Since Thursday morning, I've eaten nothing but greasy tacos and occasionally bone-in chicken wings. When attempting to wash it down with a soda / gatorade, the Oxxo closed at midnight, so walked back to Atlante hotel and called it a WTF weekend.
Sunday morning, planning to be out by 7 am, the breakfast doesn't start till 8 am. Head for subway, after riding, and one connection at Pantitlan, riding from Patriotismo to Aerea, was barely 45 minutes, so I could've done hotel breakfast in hindsight. At airport, took a halfway state nap againt large steel pillars in hallway. About 9:30 unsure of security length, apporached departures area, was asked to fill out a new medical / travel affidavit. Kicked back to form filling area. For me, they made me scan a QR code that directed me to filling out form on a website template. When done, instructions were to present this website referral code to medical staff. When I walked up to them for retry, they didn't ask for form and let me thru (WTF? I filled out this form at three airports then no instructions who to turn in completed form too? So I'm in departures with at least 2 more hours to kill.
Got message from Rebe Carelli asking if I wanted service today. Gave her a piece of my mind asking why does this have to be such a process for CDMX visitors with limited days / hours to get an escort to show up. Her formal apology was sending me revised promo with a 300 p rate increase. Not joking. As for my exit, flight to MTY was listed as Gate 4, went to that hall, waited, saw line at Gate 1 moving, 3 minutes to go, asked and turns out "Gate 4" magically became Gate 1 for reasons unknown, made my flight, entire rows in back were empty so got my own row to nap in, and off I went.
I've had great moments in Reynosa (not recently). I've had great moments in Monterrey. In Tijuana. In Athens. In Buenos Aires. In The Philippines. I am praying this weekend in CDMX can be filed as a fluke.
Big Change with Mexican Mobile 'Phone Numbers
The once required "1" before Mexican mobile numbers has been superfluous for about a year. Now T-Mobile advises me to clean up my contacts or I won't be able to connect after August 2. I don't know if other carriers will continue to auto-correct but I am cleaning up my contacts and it kills me to delete the number for Zayra Rich that has been disconnected for over a year. I sent her a Hail Mary message anyway but everyone tells me she is retired.
