Sorry for the delay, when I got back to the states I was inundated with assignments. This is my second trip to CTG, my first one came in March 2020 and ended on the same day that Covid shut everything down:
September 2021 Cartagena Report.
Day 1 - Thursday September 2nd.
Got into CTG at 3 pm local time and the migracion process was so long I didn't leave until 5 pm. Got situated with my Airbnb in Bocagrande and headed straight to the clock tower to buy a room at Hotel Viajero.
Saw Mailan at the clock tower from afar. Big thighs, ok butt. I can tell she works out. I get up close and she has the face of a 45-year-old. I get her WhatsApp and start looking for something else, But my horny is to the max at this point so I ask how much. She tells me 200,000 pesos. I jump at the opportunity now that I'm five minutes away from the room.
CBJ and sex, OK session. I meet with my tour guide after and we call it a night.
Day 2 - Friday September 3rd.
This was the best day of beautiful women I've ever experienced in my life.
Went to Playa Hollywood and spoke to mujer after mujer collecting their whatsapps. The two most beautiful were Karol and Ani (pics posted) I stayed on the beach about 5 hours, enjoying the waves and staring at the ladies. Bought some lobster why arroz but it was tough and overpriced. Asked for Tony and got to meet the youtube sensation. He seemed like a cool guy but as I learned the next couple of days he'll overcharge just like the other vendors.
Went back to the apartment then caught a cab to get a burger from Bam's Burgers next to the cigar shop in the walled city. Really good burger and fries. As we were sitting there eating I see Nairobi walk past the entrance. Short, dark with a little booty I briskly caught up with her to get her what's app. I think I startled her, but I apologized and she said it was cool. At this point of the night it was a 3 way tie with Nairobi, Ani and Karol for the best looking. But I had stalled purposely on sleeping with them until after I saw the talent at the quinfecta of both Chicas Lindas, Pleyclub, Allondra, and Travasura.
Travasura was first and the best. When I got in and sat down there were about 15 or so chicas. They all began introducing themselves. One lady with a big dumb natural ass and cute face introduced herself, I think her name was Victoria. I passed on her at that time because it was early and there were already a lot of women there, I figured if I waited a little longer there would be more ladies coming in. If I was wrong no worries, Victoria would be an excellent companion. As I walk to the bathroom I see a short, thick girl talking with some of her friends. I'm impressed by the legs and the short dress, but when I saw her face the beauty overwhelmed me. She introduced herself as Valeria and I knew I had found the most beautiful woman I have ever slept with. I chatted her up with google translate and bought her several beers. When it was time to go in the room, she quoted me 200,000. Excellent price but with all the Smirnoff's she was drinking it wound up being 375,000 (fellas don't be like me. I know better than to pay that much but she saw that twinkle in my eye and knew I would be making decisions with the wrong bodily organ.) Get her back to the room and she puts on TWO condoms! She told me it was because I was too big and the condom might rip. I was worried I wouldn't stay hard with two rubbers but I was able to maintain and I took her to pound town as punishment. After we finish she changes into a sexy cop outfit and dances on stage. Showing everyone the coochie I had pounded out 20 minutes prior, and making deep eye contact with me because she knew she found a sucker. I was helpless, any other woman I would be furious for pulling that shit but she caught me flat footed with how gorgeous she was. I finally came to my senses after she danced and she has the nerve to ask me for a propina as I was leaving. I pointed to the beers and she accepted that the beers were her tips. I kissed her on her beautiful face and left. Our paths will have to cross again, hopefully I'll have my wits about me next time.
Next we checked out the Chicas Lindas by La Bombonera. Not too many women there, the ones that they had were 6-7's and I had just dropped a 10 at Travasura so I wasnt in the mood to downgrade. Some chica who just got finished dancing as I walked up to me and accidently spit in my ear while yelling to ask for a tip, I was very very annoyed by that. After staying in Chicas Lindas for about 20 minutes we went to Allandra. I stayed long enough to get Valerie's number. Cute 20 year old from Meddy but she seemed disinterested and at that point I didn't feel like having another casa session.
My guide told the taxi to take us to pleyclub. We went in and it was dead. The hostess whose name was like Robin or something came up to me and introduced herself. She was tall and darkskinned which I loved but I wasn't in the mood for.
Lastly we stopped at the Chicas Lindas 2 near Pleyclub. They ladies were introducing themselves and I stopped at maria, she had an average face, small waist and flat chested, but she had the thighs of a 200 lb woman. Had I not been with Valeria earlier, Maria wouldve had a one way ticket to Pound Pueblo. I took her number with the promise to text her.
Day 3 - Saturday September 4th.
I go to the beach and wound up starting a fight among the staff because I asked for Tony. I get a manicure and pedicure with a full body massage. 120 for the massage 60 for the pedicure. Would not repeat. I get ready to leave and ask Tony for the price and he tells me 130 for the chair, umbrella and two 20 k mojitos I bought for him and myself. I take my sunglasses off in disbelief. I ask to see the check and he doesn't provide one he just starts talking real fast. Eventually I talk him down to 100 which is severance pay as I won't be using his services for the remainder of the trip. Got some more food at Bam's Burgers and headed back to the AirBNB.
Met with Maria at Chicas Lindas 2 for 150 k. She was ok everything covered she just seemed distant and didn't let me to touch her how I wanted to touch her. Whatever it was a good pound out for what it was worth. After Maria I called it a night.
Day 4 - Sunday September 5th.
Had some boyo (SP? Pollo y arroz with my guide and his wife. When we finished eating, he left and went to his job. After getting hustled at the beach I just wanted to lick my wounds until the college football game came on. Went to the old city to grab some sushi and headed back to Laguito. The food was alright. Paid 70 k for two orders.
Decided to hit up Travasura, Chicas Lindas and Allandra with my guide. Travasura was bumpin! They were playing a great mix of music. The women weren't as beautiful as they were a few days prior but it was still some good looking women there. We went to Allandra next and when I walked in to check it out, I saw a cute brown skin lady eyeballing me. I sat down next to her and learned that she was Sara from Barranquilla. I hadn't slept with any Colombian women yet so she was tops on my list barring a better looking woman popping up. We went to Chicas Lindas 1 next and I saw Melisa a paisa from Medellin. She was beautiful but shy and Sara was hitting my WhatsApp begging for some sex so I headed back to her. Bought her a Smirnoff and asked her price. She told me 150 k and we were off to the room. She was an excellent lay all covered but I for some reason I couldn't bust. Oh well, I tipped her 20 k and headed back home. When I got home I continued to WhatsApp her but she told me she liked tusy and cocaine. I didn't want to have a lady doing harder drugs than weed in my apt so I stopped talking to her. I figured Valleria would be a top repeat option for my final night in CTG.
Day 5 - Monday September 6th.
Got my PCR test for 220 k. My guide set the test up and they came to my airbnb. I reached out to Valeria but she had left town and wouldn't be back until after I returned to the states. Guess I'll have her when I return in a few weeks. I was getting depressed about leaving and felt the beach would do me some good. Went to the Playa and headed straight to the bar to avoid the vendors and Tony. Ordered a cherry lemonade and paid 8 k less than when I had Tony buy it a couple days prior. Tony found me and asked me what was wrong and I told him I just wanted to read and be alone. He kept lingering around and even offered me a free umbrella and chair. Which was strange because Carolina the bartender offered me the same thing right before he did and I declined. Maybe I should've been looking for Carolina and not Tony. Got some below average food from a bistro looking place in el Laguito for 26 k. Took it back to my room and after eating I packed up for the next day.
Day 6 - Tuesday September 7th.
I'm in a sour mood as I think of all the BS that is waiting for me in the states. I'm angry but I'm focused. It had been raining all night and the street in front of my apartment has knee high water. I traverse my way around it and walk up to an old man who laid down a wooden board so that folks could walk over the water. I point to the board and ask him "esta trabajo" and he just laughs and says yes it is. I pay him 2 k and head back to the hotel.
I arrive to the airport and when I'm checking my bag the attendant tells me that I can move my flight and AA would pay for my hotel free of charge. I get even more upset as I knew I couldn't spare an extra night, and have to be ok with the hope that I can return next month. I forgot to do the CheckMig before arriving to the airport and the site started malfunctioning as I tried to complete it at the airport. Once I got to migration and showed the officer the website issues on my phone she let me pass. Till next month Cartagena!
The biggest lesson I took for this trip is to diligently ask the price of everything upfront and get a firm price. "Everything" includes chicas, food prices, beer prices, beach chair prices and so forth. You may have to ask "Cuanto" multiple times until you get a price but don't let them off the hook like I did.
So gentlemen, pull no punches. What did I do right? What did I do wrong? I'm going back for about two weeks at the end of October, and this time I decided not to have my tour guide accompany me and experience CTG purely solo.
