The Legend of Grandpa Caramello
[QUOTE=LostWithinDays;2468411]Helllo all,
Can somebody please enlighten me about.
Grandfather caramello.[/QUOTE]Grandpa Caramello was the perhaps the most focused, determined person I knew when it came the art of mongering. In his half-century of mongering in South East Asia and Micronesia, he probably bedded about 3,000 LBFMs. He sired hundreds of bastard children, since he never bothered with condoms and birth control pills were unheard of in the impoverished shitholes where he was king. He was so disciplined that he never once fell in love with any of his young victims and nor did he root any of them more than once. He didn't even bother with taking their names or phone numbers. Needless to say, he was not a romantic, long-term relationship type of guy.
Such was his addiction to BBFSCIP, BBFSCIA and BBBJCIM that he decided very early on his life that he would make his hobby his income producing job. How many of us will ever get an opportunity to own and operate businesses dedicated to mongering? Well, Grandpa Caramello established two businesses in his lifetime dedicated to mongering and managed to sell out of both of them in the nick of time, thus securing his future in retirement. Although quite an unsophisticated man with only a high school education, he was wise and frugal with his money and was able to retire to a small shack on the outskirts of Brisbane. He eschewed the usual trappings of a middle class existence, instead only spending his retirement savings on mongering trips abroad.
You're probably wondering how that wily operative got such an exalted name. If you or I went to Flipsville, we would need to pay around 2,000 peso for a root. A local in Flipsville needs to pay 200 peso for the same root. Well, old Grandpa beat us all. In the remote villages where he plied his trade, his currency was Caramello Koala confectionery. He would give one treat to each LBFM whom he rooted. The girls, when they bit into that delicious treat with its oozing caramel nectar, literally thought they were eating liquid gold. That worked out at 15 peso per root. Legend.
He told me once that even at the age of 80, he did not need Viagra! Getting an LBFM to sit on his lap was enough to ignite his passion and his octogenarian cock was pointing to the sun at a 45 degree angle in no time! He had so many narrow escapes as a result of sexual conquests, that it is a pity that it was the Wuhan Reaper who finally got him while he was stuck in his tin shack. I reckon LE wasn't far behind. If they finally proved what he had been up to, he might have been sharing a cell with the infamous Sir Ron Brierly!
