General Reports

Considering combination of factors, large selection of girls, good looks, services, low costs, convenience, food, fun, safety, how do the locations rank?

1. Tijuana.

2. DF.

3. Monterrey.

4. Veracruz.

5. Acapulco.

6. Puebla.

7. Tenancingo.

8. Cancun.

9. Guadalara.

10. Puerta Vallarta.

11. Mazatlan.

12. Manzanillo.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;1811084]I have been to both Mazatlan and Culiacan. Nothing really exciting there. Outside MAZ you are mainly dealing with farm country. The major city Culiacan has a well known baseball team LOS Tomateros who's on field gear is popular in with the homies in Tijuana. The also have the altar of Drug Saint Jesus Malverde (Worth Seeing).

People are frightened of outsiders and are not as friendly as in other parts of Mexico for obvious reasons.

Maz has some decent casa options and Culiacan has some strip clubs with action available. Otherwise a rather boring part of Mexico if you aren't a narco.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1811167]Considering combination of factors, large selection of girls, good looks, services, low costs, convenience, food, fun, safety, how do the locations rank?

1. Tijuana.

2. DF.

3. Monterrey.

4. Veracruz.

5. Acapulco.

6. Puebla.

7. Tenancingo.

8. Cancun.

9. Guadalara.

10. Puerta Vallarta.

11. Mazatlan.

12. Manzanillo.[/QUOTE]I have only been to 5 on that list. It is no secret that if you want to monger in Mexico Tijuana IS THE PLACE. This has been proven many times.

[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1811036]I believe the HK VIP card is now good for 4 months (it used to be a six-month term back in 2014-the last time I had the card).

Right now, when you go to Cascades' website, the single rooms at Cascades rent for $70 on Friday & Saturday nights and $55 on other nights. In the past there used to be a $5 to $10 difference between the website online reservation rate and the walk-up rack rate, but that difference in rates may not exist at the present time. If there is a current difference, you could tell by the posted rates at either hotel desk at Cascades. The north entrance used to post the non-reservation room rack rates up on the wall to the left (east wall) and the larger south (main) entrance desk usually posts the rates on a display card placed on the desk counter top (see picture from December 2014) The 20% discount a monger received using the HK VIP card is 20% off the non-reservation rack rate, which may be $70 or more. Paying in pesos for your room may get you even more of a discount advantage since Cascades & HK currently use a 15:1 exchange rate while actual market exchange rates today have been floating at better than 16.5 pesos to the dollar.

If you walked down a long straight narrow open-air corridor to the oficina desk, you probably used Hotel Mini.[/QUOTE]Scatmandoo,

Yup. The VIP is 4 months. I just purchased one last week thinking it was for 3, but received 4 months.

Long Don: If the office is underground and you have to sort of bend down to pay, then it's definitely Mini. But once you get the HK VIP card, I highly recommend you take the girls to Cascadas and enjoy the bonus 10-15 minutes. While it may not be much in itself, you're practically getting a 30 minute session, running hot showers, clean towels, cleaner rooms, and more respect from the girls. Also, I think that drinking too much fluid flushes out the Viagra effect. At least that is how my physiology works, fluid flushes out everything from caffeine to alcohol to Viagra. I'm not saying one should not drink water. Just avoid drinking 4 bottles right after taking a pill unless you want to lower its potency.

Hey ScatManDoo,

Do you have a Sentri Card? How do you get approved for one?

[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1811028]Your passport card will work well.

The Mexican officials at the San Ysidro pedestrian border crossing accept it just like a passport. Even better, they cannot stamp a passport card (like they sometimes do to passports).

And the passport card qualifies you to re-enter the USA using the ready lane, which often is quicker than the regular / general pedestrian lane.

Sentri cards allow for even faster re-entry into the United States, but they are not accepted by Mexican officials when entering Mexico.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrRussell;1811515]Hey ScatManDoo,

Do you have a Sentri Card? How do you get approved for one?[/QUOTE]I do not have a SENTRI card. I do have a US Passport and a Passport Card.

It is my understanding that under the "Trusted Traveler Program" you can apply for both SENTRI and Global Entry at the same time with a single application. It is also my understanding is that it costs no more to get both, so most people apply for both rather than applying separately. I am not super familiar with these programs since I've never done it for myself.

Here is info on Global Entry: [URL]http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/global-entry[/URL].

Here is info on SENTRI: [URL]http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/sentri[/URL].

Here is the SENTRI application: [URL]http://usa.immigrationvisaforms.com/travel/sentri-pass[/URL].

Addendum to Chapter 7.

I want to clarify to the bros where Yoana is now working. You go up a flight of stairs to the second floor. Once you're on the second floor, there is a glass window straight ahead of the stairs from which you just ascended. You walk up to the window and there is a lady sitting in a chair, and the floor level to that office is about four or five feet below the floor level of the second floor. It's not Hotel Mini, as ScatManDoo described with the open air hallway.

Yoana doesn't have an amazing body but it's tight. She has a very pretty face; I feel like I'm screwing a movie star when I'm with her. The light skin contrasted with her dark hair is very sexy. And she is one of the nicest girls you'll ever meet. I definitely recommend her for the bros before she goes back to Michoacan a week before Christmas. She said she'll be gone for two months.

Jackie, thanks for the tip with the Viagra. I didn't have a lot of water but I had two tequila shots and a beer. I've heard that alcohol really counters the effects of the Viagra. Plus I was kind of tired after four hours of sleep following Saturday's romp and probably should have just stayed home and rested on Sunday. I'm becoming addicted to La Coahuila for sure.

Captain, I am definitely like a two year old in a toy store. I can never get over how amazing this place is and how happy I am when I'm there. Maybe one of these days I'll be able to impress the cool mongers and tell stories of exploring outside the ZN. But it's just too much fun for me to do that right now. I just started going in September and perhaps the novelty will one day wear off. But I don't see that happening any time soon.

One more subplot to add that I left out of my original trip report from this weekend. Before I head out of HK, I put a dollar in the girl's bikini bottom who has the auburn hair with bangs; she is one of the typical top-tier HK girls. Tall, thin, big boobies, and thick ass. If anyone knows who I'm talking about, please tell me about her bed performance. So as I start to walk away to head out to the alley, I feel a gentle pinch on my behind. I turn around and the likely culprit is hanging on the railing under the stairs, turned away from me playing a fun little game of hide and seek. So I return the favor with a pinch. She turns around and I start inserting dollar bills in her thong, copping feels with each dollar. She is wearing a black fishnet top with no bra. About 5'5", medium to dark brown skin with black hair, perfect natural the cups and a thick behind, wonderfully curvaceous. She says, "Let's go fuck. " She speaks English with a cute Spanish accent. I tell her 1000 pesos. She says she normally charges 80 dollars and she went to school, she knows how to do math. That's like 60 dollars. So I say, "Wow, look at you. So intelligent. " But she agrees to the 60 dollars. "I need to make money". But all I can think about is Griselda from Chapter 6. She's the girl at Adelita who decided to go sadistic on me because I was cheap with her.

So I ask this HK girl if I can pay afterward. She says no. I tell her that I've had a few bad experiences and I prefer to be cautious as a result. She says if it's happened more than once than it's probably me and not the chicas who are the problem. And if I don't have a good time with her, I'm not going to be able to get out of paying anyway. So I tell her about my experience with Griselda and how Wonder Woman, also from Chapter 6, made me wear two condoms. She says all of that is very strange but what about me? Well, I'm thinking that the way she initially responded is a red flag. I'm the one with a problem and I'm going to pay whether I like it or not? No thank you. I didn't say that but I was thinking that and not answering her question. She say's bye and walks away. But man, she is so hot and I can't stop thinking about her ever since. I think I might go back this weekend and buy her a drink to see how our interaction goes then, and decide based on that if I will take her upstairs. But perhaps I need someone to talk me out of that.

[QUOTE=MrRussell;1811515]Do you have a Sentri Card? How do you get approved for one?[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/sentri[/URL]

Long Don,

I want to write a letter to the CIA and ISIL and Al Queda declaring that a very well known former Taliban officer has defected after finding out that 20 Putas, liquor and pork tacos is way better than a promise of 40 Virgins in the after life. Living life with a little vice is so much better for world peace.

Re the HK chica. I can't remember the last time a HK girl has asked for money ahead of time. I think you may have spooked her by bringing it up. I generally steer the conversation away from money to prevent the girls from being business like in bed. The conversation is usually about her sexual desires. If she talks about it, it's positive. If she clams up, I pass on her. At some point we have to address monetary compensation. But I keep it short as possible then steer her back to her sexual desires even after we agree on a price.

Re Viagra. Sleep is my best Viagra. If I only get 4 hours, no pill is going to work.

[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1811541]I do not have a SENTRI card. I do have a US Passport and a Passport Card.

It is my understanding that under the "Trusted Traveler Program" you can apply for both SENTRI and Global Entry at the same time with a single application. It is also my understanding is that it costs no more to get both, so most people apply for both rather than applying separately. I am not super familiar with these programs since I've never done it for myself.

Here is info on Global Entry: [URL]http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/global-entry[/URL].

Here is info on SENTRI: [URL]http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/sentri[/URL].

Here is the SENTRI application: [URL]http://usa.immigrationvisaforms.com/travel/sentri-pass[/URL].[/QUOTE]YES when you apply for Sentri they give you that option of adding Global Entry to it. I did not BUT during my interview the officer told me why not add it. Glad I did as it is useful for international flight travel.

BTW. I left HK at 7:30 AM yesterday (Wednesday December 9th) and the line was looooooong, probably 2. 5 to 3 hours. I almost feel guilty walking straight to the front on SENTRI.

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;1811868]YES when you apply for Sentri they give you that option of adding Global Entry to it. I did not BUT during my interview the officer told me why not add it. Glad I did as it is useful for international flight travel.

BTW. I left HK at 7:30 AM yesterday (Wednesday December 9th) and the line was looooooong, probably 2. 5 to 3 hours. I almost feel guilty walking straight to the front on SENTRI.

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]How many HK girls did you bang?

Thanks ScatManDoo and Reinaldo! Change in plans and going Friday night, hopefully its as fun as I read about!

[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1811028]Your passport card will work well.

The Mexican officials at the San Ysidro pedestrian border crossing accept it just like a passport. Even better, they cannot stamp a passport card (like they sometimes do to passports).

And the passport card qualifies you to re-enter the USA using the ready lane, which often is quicker than the regular / general pedestrian lane.

Sentri cards allow for even faster re-entry into the United States, but they are not accepted by Mexican officials when entering Mexico.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TJ2015;1811882]How many HK girls did you bang?[/QUOTE]Two, as I got into Tijuana Tuesday evening at about 7 PM then left early the next morning. I had a spiting headache from too much cervesa and had to endure afternoon meetings in DTLA on Wednesday.

The Tall Man.

La Zona decked out lots of decoration in preparation for Christmas 2015. Check out this google link of my own pics for Christmas 2015.

[URL]https://goo.gl/photos/EihTEPTsQBkLxdPY8[/URL]

There is no law against taking pictures in La Zona. Just don't brazenly violate people's needs to protect their privacy in La Zona Roja.

I took lots of pictures inside and outside the clubs, was not hassled by anyone. The street girls are averse to their portraits taken in La Zona, so don't press your camera against the poor girls faces. They feel bad enough having to hang out in the street. But taking general pictures of the alley with them in the view is OK like I did here. Nobody got mad at me as they figured I was not aiming specifically at them, and they could not be recognized.

A few good-looking civie girls near La Zona were laughing and flashing peace sign as I took their pictures. I should have picked one up for a "meaningful" relationship. With the girls' happy spirit, I will pick up one up in my next visit.

Around the favorite taco stand on Ninos Heroes there was a bunch of really tough guys hanging out, eating with the mariachi singing with his guitar in the background. They did not object to my taking pictures.

There was heavy presence of policia municipal on and around Calle Coahuila Thursday night with 4 tow trucks parked in front of the OXXO across from Adelita. They were out ticketing and towing lots of cars. My wingman texted me that policia was towing lots of cars, even those with rear windows tinted. I stopped in the middle of the intersection to take a few pics of the towing, waved a Hi to a couple policas. They were friendly but professional. Looks like tourists are warmly welcomed in La Zona by the policias and the pretty chicas.

La Zona in Tijuana really got into the Christmas spirit. Enjoy the pics.

I drove in and out of La Zona. There were lots of streets dugged up and blocked in that area. Policia had a couple road blocks on Calle Coahuila, looking into each car. I was afraid of being hassled, but they just looked at me and waved me through.

Damn, I am moved by the people's warm and happy spirit of Christmas La Zona.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;1812200]Two, as I got into Tijuana Tuesday evening at about 7 PM then left early the next morning. I had a spiting headache from too much cervesa and had to endure afternoon meetings in DTLA on Wednesday.

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]Well who did you bang? Were they dimes?

Does anyone have a place to get a good massage when in Tijuana? Not the happy ending kind, just a good back rub and massage. Thanks.