Melbourne

Having had a couple of shops over time I can tell you the rates vary from shop to shop.

Where the normal HJ service is on offer, when the customer pays the $50 for example up front the shop will usually keep $30, staff $20 in the basis on most occasions they will have a $20 or $30 minimum tip in the room. (some maybe do a 50/50 $25 each in the knowledge the tips maybe greater in the room).

In busier times they could make pretty good tax free $- 6 clients a day, reasonably expect a minimum of $300, not taking in to consideration any extra service or tips they secured in the room.

Most I imagine would not be entitled to any Gov support, so will be plenty of them looking for some income, but as we all know arranging that in the current circumstances is nearly impossible in Melbourne at this time.

What is for certain is that many will not reopen after the lock down, as no rent will be paid. I am sure many landlords will understand the need to be patient, not having rent paid, but the care factor for many of these operators will be Zero.

Many I am certain will do a runner, break the lease and worry about the consequences later. Already see a couple of examples over my way (Bayside) with all the shitty bedding and odds sitting out the front of the shop for collection.

Pedro.

Hi Pedro,

Interesting observation.

I have a contact who lives out west, having spoken to her last week she seems very worried to have any visitors over for some action. I told her that I have a Golden ticket travel pass due to the nature of my job but she is worried I might be seen approaching her house, actually I got the impression she may have been busted recently the way she was speaking.

She mentioned some time ago the massage shop she used to work at which has been shuttered of late had received some state government (I assume) funding for rent relief.

How would this be justified if it's mostly a cash economy in which they operate.

I think your correct a lot will do a runner and close up only to reopen in another premises.

Cheeeers. Lwd.

[QUOTE=PedrosNeeds;2474076]Having had a couple of shops over time I can tell you the rates vary from shop to shop.

Where the normal HJ service is on offer, when the customer pays the $50 for example up front the shop will usually keep $30, staff $20 in the basis on most occasions they will have a $20 or $30 minimum tip in the room. (some maybe do a 50/50 $25 each in the knowledge the tips maybe greater in the room).

In busier times they could make pretty good tax free $- 6 clients a day, reasonably expect a minimum of $300, not taking in to consideration any extra service or tips they secured in the room..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LostWithinDays;2474259]Hi Pedro,

Interesting observation.

I have a contact who lives out west, having spoken to her last week she seems very worried to have any visitors over for some action. I told her that I have a Golden ticket travel pass due to the nature of my job but she is worried I might be seen approaching her house, actually I got the impression she may have been busted recently the way she was speaking.

She mentioned some time ago the massage shop she used to work at which has been shuttered of late had received some state government (I assume) funding for rent relief.

How would this be justified if it's mostly a cash economy in which they operate.

I think your correct a lot will do a runner and close up only to reopen in another premises.

Cheeeers. Lwd.[/QUOTE]They are properly registered Pty Ltd businesses with ASIC, hence will qualify for handouts. They just have "no income", despite having hundreds of horny mongers going through their doors in the good old days. Like all cash only businesses, they just claim "business no good" when it comes to completing their BAS return. LOL.

They just under report significantly. As long as you have receipts and statements an ato audit is no problem.

I see a thai lady in the city a bit who worked in Coburg and Essendon shops and she told me recently most of the thai girls all flew back home instead of staying here. All are students who did a few shifts are&T a week to make some extra coin on top of restaurant work. She also told me most won't ever return.

[QUOTE=LostWithinDays;2473969]Morning all,

Had a conversation at work recently about all these massage shops which have been shut here in Melbourne.

Since most of these shops operate on a Cash basis then none of the girls will be eligible for job keeper.

Would it be mostly all of the tips they received they can keep depending on the shop owner I suppose these massage shops we all know are scams of various sorts and are no different to Any other business screwing the economy by not declaring any income.

Where have all the mainland Auntie s disappeared to?

They must be doing it tough cannot even fly home to Guangzhou.

Oh dear.

Lwd.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

Newbie to this forum. Seems to be a godsend. Getting very frustrated with this scam we're going through (if you'll let me be honest), and after some relief. I used to visit the local places along Nepean Hwy, but they're all closed.

I'm in the Bayside area. Anything you can put me in touch with? Feel free to DM me.

[QUOTE=PaulAllen479;2475200]Hey guys,

Newbie to this forum. Seems to be a godsend. Getting very frustrated with this scam we're going through (if you'll let me be honest), and after some relief. I used to visit the local places along Nepean Hwy, but they're all closed.

I'm in the Bayside area. Anything you can put me in touch with? Feel free to DM me.[/QUOTE]You don't appear to have DM activated. Have you read the FAQs?

Suggest you read back through a few posts for the current situation.

[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2467534]Francis bacon said, "he that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief." The Chinese follow a very different set of rules compared to the violation that Aussies experience in family court. Aussies father children to serve as hostages for the ex-wife, labor for corporations, and a tax base for the government. The fortunate man is the one who lives for himself and not the reproductive prerogative of women and the state.[/QUOTE]Not only that, the communists taxed non-reproduction (back in vogue in Poland) and other western countries indirectly impose a breeding tax in the form or credits and property tax (that should accurately labelled "reproduction school tax") and other hand outs, and also shit loads of happily ever after propaganda, divorce court and and keeping prostitution restricted to channel sex drive into bundled dependency and forced over-subscription in expensive or impossible contract of marriage to perishable female charms. George Micheal nailed it in June 1983:

Young Guns,
Having some fun.
Crazy ladies keep 'them on the run.
Wise guys realize there's danger in emotional ties.
See me, single and free.
No tears, no fears, what I want to be.
One, two, take a look at you.
Death by matrimony!

Hey sucker,
(What the hell's got into you?
Hey sucker!
(Now there's nothing you can do.).
A married man? You're out of your head.
Sleepless nights, on an H. P. Bed.
A daddy by the time you're twenty-one.
If your happy with a nappy then you're in for fun.

But you're here-.
And you're there.
Well there's guys like you just everywhere.
Looking back on the good old days?
Well this young gun says CAUTION PAYS!

Grandpa Caramello sounds pretty disconnected from people, a sort of sad loner. I seem this type in the tropics, kind of in a bubble, though in his individual case, I could be wrong. A lot of them suicide when they figure all they have is a rent-a-hole and nothing to do the other 23 hours of the day and no significant and meaningful cultural and social support network. Mongering is fine and fun, but is icing on top of structure rather than a substitute. I suspect for many mongering is an escape rather than a joy.

Siring hundreds of bastard kids is hardly a good thing: he may as well be a farmyard animal. And the disease risk to others. That also assumes the girls were consenting legal age.

Dying in a tin shack in Briz-Vegas sounds pretty awful end in an awful town in a corrupt State with deeply entrenched and seriously bent government staffers. This was a place with south pacific slavery and has terrible racism. Things have gotten far worse since the Fitzgerald days in 1980's. Cops are terribly bent, like a current ex-cop now a cabinet member with tens of millions in unexplained property wealth that is a classic "Queensland" success story. He is joined by Queensland's member for Manilla and Adani cash, along with a conga line of state pollies. No doubt his colleague can approve visas on the spot to keep supply going for the brothels a family trust disguises, that add to to CAPEX value that is tax free. And that is before the documented bribery of the judges.

It is common for Brizzo WG beings blackmailed, forced to pay bribes, pimped out and abused by Qld cops who run a drug ring on the side. Cop salary is a loss leader in the same way politicians real business is getting bribed, though it is peanuts compared to their political paymasters. Mongers can have an ethical choice just over the border rather than supporting this rotting corpse of a pretend responsible government.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2475917]Grandpa Caramello sounds pretty disconnected from people, a sort of sad loner. I seem this type in the tropics, kind of in a bubble, though in his individual case, I could be wrong. A lot of them suicide when they figure all they have is a rent-a-hole and nothing to do the other 23 hours of the day and no significant and meaningful cultural and social support network. Mongering is fine and fun, but is icing on top of structure rather than a substitute. I suspect for many mongering is an escape rather than a joy.

Siring hundreds of bastard kids is hardly a good thing: he may as well be a farmyard animal.[/QUOTE]Was Grandpa Caramello disconnected from people? Yes! That was the freaking genius of his existence. He never developed obligations to anyone or anything. He was truly free! Caramello was a true lone wolf to the end. He was hardly the sad sort. He spent his life rooting as long as his age and health permitted. You see, Caramello figured out quite early in life that people are very unreliable and untrustworthy, especially family. Hence, he had no need for one of his own. Furthermore, using his superior intellect, he deduced that all human relationships are transactional and subject to change given the right financial incentives. Caramello found this was particularly true in male-female relationships. Therefore, he rejected romanticism and the marriage institution. He preferred to pay for what he wanted with cash or preferably Caramello Koalas. What he wanted was a good root without emotional entanglements.

Siring hundreds of bastard kids throughout Southeast Asia and Micronesia is something hardly limited to Grandpa Caramello. There have been documentaries made about the thousands of Aussie bastards sired by elderly Aussie mongers in Angeles City, Philippines. One may question the morality of it but from an evolutionary point-of-view, Caramello fulfilled his biological purpose on the planet with resounding success before expiring.

Dying in a tin shack in Brisbane is hardly the glamorous end we all imagine. However, how many elderly Aussies and Yanks die in a first class mansion surrounded by doting kids and loving grandchildren as they draw their last breath? The truth is most will die alone in a hospice drugged out of their minds unable to tell pudding from poot. The children and grandchildren are too busy eking out a living and keeping up with social media to come spoon porridge into dear old grandpa's drooling mouth. In the end, does it really matter where you die alone?

Hi there all from sunny Melbourne.

I think there is a bit of grandpa in all of us, at times over in flipsville we get bored and wonder why we visit.

To be honest sometimes that's how I have felt there at times, however is it escapism or just having fun partying in another country of which is simply not going to happen here or from whatever other country your from.

Seems grandpa didn't have any kiddies, I think it's true in our final days, kids nowadays be them your own or distant relatives are only concerned for them selves and waiting for your inheritance.

So let's all plan for upcoming fun over there shortly when things settle down.

Cheers. Lwd.

[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2476228]Was Grandpa Caramello disconnected from people? Yes! That was the freaking genius of his existence. He never developed obligations to anyone or anything. He was truly free! Caramello was a true lone wolf to the end. He was hardly the sad sort. He spent his life rooting as long as his age and health permitted. You see, Caramello figured out quite early in life that people are very unreliable and untrustworthy, especially family. Hence, he had no need for one of his own. Furthermore, using his superior intellect, he deduced that all human relationships are transactional and subject to change given the right financial incentives. Caramello found this was particularly true in male-female relationships. Therefore, he rejected romanticism and the marriage institution. He preferred to pay for what he wanted with cash or preferably Caramello Koalas. What he wanted was a good root without emotional entanglements.

Siring hundreds of bastard kids throughout Southeast Asia and Micronesia is something hardly limited to Grandpa Caramello. There have been documentaries made about the thousands of Aussie bastards sired by elderly Aussie mongers in Angeles City, Philippines.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone been to a regular spot of there's during the current lockdown? I'm sure some women are working by phone appointment only given some live in the premises of the business.

HS.

No I haven't. There are a few ads on Skokka but when I thought about it, the risk of being pulled over and asked where I am going is a bit high so I haven't ventured anywhere yet. $1,600 is a hefty fine!

[QUOTE=HandsomeSadist;2477582]Has anyone been to a regular spot of there's during the current lockdown? I'm sure some women are working by phone appointment only given some live in the premises of the business.

HS.[/QUOTE]

We definitely have a grandpa in all of us! I am thinking it is more an escapism rather than a full time thing like Grandpa Caramello though. I don't mind holidaying in Flipsville for a few weeks a year but can't image myself living there full time.

[QUOTE=LostWithinDays;2477347]Hi there all from sunny Melbourne.

I think there is a bit of grandpa in all of us, at times over in flipsville we get bored and wonder why we visit.

To be honest sometimes that's how I have felt there at times, however is it escapism or just having fun partying in another country of which is simply not going to happen here or from whatever other country your from.

Seems grandpa didn't have any kiddies, I think it's true in our final days, kids nowadays be them your own or distant relatives are only concerned for them selves and waiting for your inheritance.

So let's all plan for upcoming fun over there shortly when things settle down.

Cheers. Lwd.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HandsomeSadist;2477582]Has anyone been to a regular spot of there's during the current lockdown? I'm sure some women are working by phone appointment only given some live in the premises of the business..[/QUOTE]Yes no problem, few of my usual's are still doing bookings.

[QUOTE=Kakariki;2477836]Yes no problem, few of my usuals are still doing bookings.[/QUOTE]Haven't done anything much since Level 4 to be honest, go a regular RnT Girl, she stays clothed but knows her way round a cock to be sure, pay $150 for 1. 5 hrs, two pops and a great massage, sometimes she throws in a bit kinky stuff like twisting the nipples and a choke hold for second pop.

Going to try and hit her up this week, but she's had no punters since Level 4 but is feeling the pain of no furlough and no money. When Restrictions lifted she said she might take on some more people as just regulars at minute.

Any FS providers who aren't snake oil salesman would be appreciated so DM me if possible.