Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Dan7373]with some help from the Durex Performa condom.[/QUOTE]Well, about that condom... I liked it forst time I tried it but the other 2 times, besides making my dick a little limp, I just could not come at all.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Also, they should Never collect money up front from you.May I ask what is your ethnic background?They might have had issues in the past and unfortunately you paid the price for your fellow contrymen's bad behavior.[/QUOTE]Hi NicFrenchy,I am an Australian, but my mother is a Singapore Chinese so I am a mixture of Aust/Sing? I read and posted in another forums they suspect I am an Indian or Mid-East man but I'm no where even close to them. I dress decent and look decent too.I went other places for food or entertainment, never encounter any such problem. I like the Thai people as they usually service with a smile. I guess its just my lucky day. Thank gizz that the girl was ok otherwise I would be very sad about paying up front.Cheers mate.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Well, about that condom... I liked it forst time I tried it but the other 2 times, besides making my dick a little limp, I just could not come at all.[/QUOTE]So it did a superb job of anaesthetising your dick LOL :DI wouldn't be wanting that!

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]Sorry to say so but lately I just don't know what to write about MP-visits. Visiting new unknown MP's has become some sort of hobby of mine. Did this many times in BKK, Singapore and also in Mumbai.[/QUOTE]Thats easy! Name of place, location, phone number?, services provided e.g. massage, HJ, BJ, FS, was it good? Do they normally provide these services? Does it have private rooms? curtains? etc. Any pretty girls? Do they get naked?If they just give regular massage only its probably not relevant to the mongering threads of this forum.I am sure you need to keep notes on these things anyway if you intend to ever go back, since you do so many places it would be confusing.I don't expect everyone can be as amusing as Nic Frenchy but just plain infomation can be very useful.I have only been to a very small number of oilies and tend to keep returning to favourites.

[QUOTE=Cooling Guy]Hi Mate! I went to angle massage at soi 26 after my lunch. I walked in with an american, I was actually infront of him and standing right at the counter, very angry that they treated him much better than me because they greeted him first and showed him the album. [/QUOTE]Thailand (all much of Asia) doesn't seem to have a proper ethic for serving customers in turn in correct sequence. She probably knew the American as a regular customer and decided to serve him first. There are many other places (not MPs) where Thais will tend to be served before Farangs. Asians also have a certain reputation for pushing in rather than waiting their turn. I am surprised the American didn't indicate to serve you first as Americans generally have a good reputation for politeness.If the place has had bad experience with certain customers refusing to pay the special afterwards (not unknown for Thais to do this as an example) then she may be taking this out on you generalising by your ethnicity (appearance). Many Thais are more racially preduced than average IMHO. In german FKKs we alwways pay the girl afterwards, but that would never be allowed back home in Australia. Australians (in general) just can't be trusted even if I happen to be far more trustworthy than average. In the end, its no use being upset with a bad cashier when you can have a good time with the girl. The bad people (or people in a bad mood) on this earth should be ignored as far as possible.I have heard bad stories about the manager at Thonglor 2 who maybe very suspicious of new customers that are too demanding (presumably she has had problems with some customers). However she is always smiling at me because she knows me as a regular good guy who can be trusted to be nice. Sometimes establishing a track record can improve the way people will treat you.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker] Australians (in general) just can't be trusted even if I happen to be far more trustworthy than average.[/QUOTE]Tongue in cheek??? :) I'm another trustworthy one [QUOTE=Mick Licker]Sometimes establishing a track record can improve the way people will treat you.[/QUOTE]Absolutely true. If you've got the time to establish your face any any place you frequent, then your service is always very good.

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]Sorry to say so but lately I just don't know what to write about MP-visits...[/QUOTE]I suggest that you write about the massage women a lot. Because it's the P4P ladies that the readers of this thread are most interested in.Your general impression of the lady's attractiveness and looks and a detailed description of your experience with her would be something interesting and useful for a guy like me to read. The way a lady treats one guy is probably the way she will treat her next guy too.All men are interested in attractive women. And all men are interested in women who are good in bed. And if you come accross a massage lady who is in some way more attractive than other massge ladies are. Then a good description of her special attractiveness is something I'd love to read. And if you come accross a massage woman who has some special skill or is in some way good in bed with her man. Then this is something I would most certainly love to know about.It's hard for a man to judge the lady's attractiveness when she is fully clothed. And it's hard for a man to know what to expect from the lady, when he has never been with her before. And that's why a revealing description of your massage lady's looks and a good description of your experience with her would be muchly appreciated in this forum.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Well, about that condom... I liked it first time I tried it but the other 2 times, besides making my dick a little limp, I just could not come at all.[/QUOTE]Like with all medicines, a man has to be careful about how he uses this Durex Perfoma condom. The use of this condom is not necessarily appropriate in all circumstances. This condom is good for holding back your cum, when you are about to cum. And a good time to put on this condom would be when you feel that you can't hold back your cum much longer.I suppose this would involve changing condoms. But this isn't so hard to do. And it's something you have to do anyway, when you are with two ladies at the same time.At some massage places, the ladies don't mind making you cum 2 or 3 times at no extra charge. But at most places, the lady is reluctant to make you cum more than once. And this can be frustrating for a man pays for 2 hours but gets only 10 minutes of true pleasure out of it.There are some pretty good-looking massage ladies at Angel Massage and other places, where the ladies make you cum only once. And it's at these massage places the Durex Performa condom would come in handy for a man who wants to prolong his pleasure with his attractive lady.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Australians (in general) just can't be trusted even if I happen to be far more trustworthy than average.[/QUOTE]C'mon Mick, think about it. What was the stock of the original European settlers of Oz? With genes like that, you can't expect too much. ;)

[QUOTE=Cooling Guy]...I read and posted in another forums they suspect I am an Indian or Mid-East man but I'm no where even close to them. I dress decent and look decent too...[/QUOTE]Could you please explain these two sentences? It's clear from the context that you are proud you are not an Indian but the way you bring that might be hurting for people of Indian descent: "Being Indian" and "looking/dressing decent" are two contradicting things? Please keep in mind that that there are also Indian members on this forum and I am sure you don't want to insult anyone only because of his race.

[QUOTE=Sonic Bam]C'mon Mick, think about it. What was the stock of the original European settlers of Oz? With genes like that, you can't expect too much. ;)[/QUOTE]Yep. Even steal the tips left on the Restaurant table, do Aussies. I know because I live here. But at least we aren't all like that. Anyway my point is that Aussies get tainted with the same bad reputation. I recall one hotel had a lower price for Europeans than for Aussies. Maybe some Aussies didn't pay the bill.Or in general, ethnic groups get a reputation that might be applied to all who look similar or come from same country.Once on leaving the GP Hotel I was told a pice of bed decoration cloth was missing. Of course I wouldn't take such a thing but found that the Thai ex girlfriend had it (her brother said was O.K. to collect souvenirs from Hotels). Hopefully they understood it wasn't the Aussie this time.

Holy gizz, what have I done? I gave tip everywhere I go. In addition to the special fee, I also gave her few hundred baht tip. Some other people don't even give generous tip like me. This is really upset.

I decided to expand my knowledge of Bangkok massages to zones different from Sukhumvit, so reading the great Mick Licker?s guide (Thanks to you for the big work ML), I choose Nataree, because everyone speak good about it. Following the directions and the guide is very easy to arrive Nataree, only a short walk from subway exit. It?s about 4:00 and the parking is full of local cars. Entering the view is beautiful: in a big room with some tables and couches, are about 40-50 girls sitting on. Mostly young and beautiful. On the left is a fishbowl with about 10-15 girl, not so young like others outside but 2 or 3 are notable. A papasan approaches and presents me the girls, explaining the prices with no pressure at all. No cheat or farang surcharge, the prices are those in the guide: 2000 fishbowl for 2h and 2300, 2600. And go on till 3200 (even I cannot understand the difference) for the others. The place is full of Thai customers, few Asians and another farang, when suddenly 30-40 Japanese people enter, like just gone down from a bus. I see a girl, her number is V42, like a China doll, with a wonderful mouth, and choose her. She is a 2600 girl. Papasan takes me at cash, I pay, give a 100 bath tip to him and go up in the lift with the girl. Her English is very basic, her name is something like Lee (Lucky in English). The room is large, with a big bed and a 3-people bathtub. We undress, she helps no me, and she has a very good body, only a little of baby fat, good natural breast. She looks at me and says "Oh you big tight! " and I think "Oh, not again" after my bad experience at Orchid. During the bathtub filling girl propose a massage, I accept but it?s only passable. During the bath she dedicates to wash me with good diligence and dedication. Arrived at my cock she says again "Very big and starts to measure it with her fingers: I am her 1st farang customer, she says Chinese and Japanese littler then me and ask if Italian are all so big. I ask her about Thai size, but she answers to Know very little about it. Finished the washing, she take a towel and go directly on bed, without helping me at all again. On bed she start to kiss and leak me and give me a CBJ (after reading ML guide I was expecting this), but with very good skill. After I start to kiss her body and nipples and go up, looking forward to those beautiful lips, but suddenly "Please, no kiss". AAAAAAAAAARGHHHH! NO! CAZZO! My only consolation is after all my problems to finish in past days I?ll sweat her every satang, but after about 15 minutes of actions my cock betrays me and I cum. I would to slap it. At this point we remain only to cheat, but she remain sitting on bed and doesn?t want to lay next to me because fears to fall asleep, and now I would to slap both my cock and her. However: she was 20, from Chiang Mei, works there from about a year, she is the older of 4 brothers and sisters staying all at home studying, she doesn?t like to study so come to Bangkok (lazy little *****! I?ll send you to work in a paddy field), of the 2600 I pay she gets the half, thai men don?t? like her because her little eyes and breast so all her customers are Japanese and Chinese and so she projects to operate her, she doesn?t kiss because thai girls don?t like it. I answer I am Italian and I like to kiss, she look at me like an idiot and repeat thai girls don?t like kissing. Then she points my cock and asks "sleeping? " (maybe 2nd shot offer? Sorry baby I passed age to be ready again after half an hour). Then she go in the bathtub and starts to wash herself, when finished spreads cream all over her body and makes up. When she notices I am looking at her like a stupid, points the bathtub and said me to wash. Without helping me at all! Always more angry and frustrated wash and dress me oo my own. Zero take care. I fight against the desire to give her no tip and at least give her 300 bath. When we are taking the lift a waitress gives her part of money.Conclusion: the place is worth, a lot of beautiful and gorgeous and young girl. Papasans honest and not pressing. But you have to be lucky to choose the right one. I?ll give Nataree another chance, maybe with a fishbowl girl. (If someone knows numbers of OK girls please give it to me)

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]Could you please explain these two sentences? It's clear from the context that you are proud you are not an Indian but the way you bring that might be hurting for people of Indian descent: "Being Indian" and "looking/dressing decent" are two contradicting things? Please keep in mind that that there are also Indian members on this forum and I am sure you don't want to insult anyone only because of his race.[/QUOTE]"I read and posted in another forums they suspect I am an Indian or Mid-East man but I'm no where even close to them. I dress decent and look decent too"Hi Satrai2000,I do not understand why are you so agitated?You got to read those sentences carefully! Please do not think or say I have no respect for other countries people just because you read and you think so. You are putting your words or thoughts in mine and I think that's an accusation.Did I say specifically xxxxxxxx race are indecent? No I did not!Please do not think I have no respect for other race or nationals. I am just sharing what other members of the forum and other forums members think when I told them how I was treated at Angel. You may wish to note that I did not say Indian or Mid-East man are indecent! They are nice people too. If the Thai think Australian are bad tourist, I would gladly accept their point of view. But I myself will ensure my conduct and behaviour are proper. Also I wish to express that I dress normal/proper to places I visit and I look normal and not sloppy at all. Please keep in mind that that there are many members of different countries on this forum and therefore get your interpretation correct.Cheers mate.

After nearly a week of "two-a-days" and immensely enjoyable groin workouts, I thought I should rest a little on the seventh day and spend some time in the Thai countryside. It would do a hobbyist some good to get out of the noisy, polluted big city and breath in some of that healthy country air. Absolute Explorer tours (at absoluteexplorer.com) offers great bicycle tours in the country at a great price and the tour is led by an exceptionally pretty, friendly, and knowledgeable young Thai woman whose English was superb. I understand the Microsoft people who get assigned to work in Bangkok love this tour. Meeting rural people and eating meals with them was very educational and a great way to understand (a quickly disappearing) way of life in Thailand outside of the metropolis. The bicycling was a rigorous workout and it provided an excellent reason to get a massage later in the day, as if a hobbyist really needed one.When we were returning to Bangkok by train, one can really see how quickly the city is sprawling outwards in to the country. I suppose with more rural citizens moving in to the big city, the mongering possibilities can only improve. My plan tonight was to go to Darlings and get a true soapy experience. When I had my dinner at the fantastic Rojo restaurant on Soi 8, that was pretty much all I was thinking about, that is, when I was not savoring their truly delicious selection of grilled meats. This is undoubtedly the best meal I had on my entire vacation. A great tour during the day and a great restaurant at night means that so far today, I am two for two and a great time at Darlings would make for a perfect day.Even though it was late on a Sunday night, the parking lot at Darling was still nearly empty. I was welcomed in to a deserted lobby and the first thing I see is the biggest fishbowl full of lovelies I have ever witnessed. When a difficult decision as to who to choose confronts me, I always go for the boobs and the pair on number 28 had me hypnotized. Were they real? They were just too perfect looking to be natural. I had to know, so I chose Nicole, a vision in a red silk dress. First, her English was excellent, probably due to the fact that she had a serious Beverly Hills boyfriend for the longest time. She is now 30 and single, which I thought was better for me. When we undressed, her chest was magnificent. She did not join me in the shower so I did not get my hands on those beauties until we were on the bed. When I asked her why there was no "body slide" soapy, she told me that they stopped doing that because the girls would get chemical burns and chafing from the daily, constant exposure to the liquid soaps used in the body slide. I was disappointed to say the least. Once on the bed I was disappointed again as I found out that her exquisite chest was not real. Now I have seen a lot of boob jobs in my time (I live in Southern California), but I must say she had the best augmentation I have ever seen. I asked her who did that and she told me it was the best plastic surgeon in Thailand. Well, I can vouch for his excellent work. The massage and the fornication was very good but far from the best I have ever had. However, Nicole was very personable and she gave me a very good time. I would highly recommend Darlings.[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]