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I can't see any mark on this map, any known landmark.
Can you elaborate on the membership. I easily can enter anywhere in the world.
[QUOTE=Nice Guy 99; 1307634]Here's a map I did about a year ago:
[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?2394-Dubai-Reports&p=1178705#post1178705[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HealingTips;1194836]09-07-11 15:55: [b]Where is club fantasia exactly? [/b]Can anyone supply me with the details for this place and I can help with loads of info.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=HealingTips;1307400]07-24-12 00:18: [b]Where is the Hotel Fantasia, or its phone number?[/b] I tried to google it but couldn't find it.[/QUOTE]Club Fantasia is, obviously, in the Fantasia hotel, so your search effort has been cut by 50%. 4 posts in a year, all questions. Guess your "loads of info" posts must be delayed, if not for the Fantasia, then for all the other places a [i]player[/i] like yourself frequents.
[QUOTE=Cons68;1306960]This whole Ramadan thing that 11Bravo is talking about is just an attempt from the "Old Boys Network" to keep Dubai's secret hidden from those who do not know the secret handshake. This bloody British mindset where you need to belong to the right class before getting access to good things. These bastards have not realized the days of the Empire are over.[/QUOTE]What nonsense is this? As if there's some ruling elite who hold the city's treasures for themselves. Nothing but gossip and fairy tales.
Note: the monthly meeting of the Dubai Cabal will be held at the Fantasia, next Friday, 22:00, VIP room. Given Ramadan, it will be a short meeting, main topic being new member nominations. As usual, the Fantasia will provide [i]appetizers & h'orderves[/i], but [i]main courses[/i] will have to be negotiated directly with the [i]snacks[/i]. Remember, a number of them have gone home for Ramadan, but BS (Big Sheesha) informs me that the [i]pastry[/i] chef has laid on some nice temp CIS* delights. For those who prefer to bring their own, she should wait outside in the main lounge until the meeting is over. I am reliably informed that yes, the swing set will be set up, with all 4 swings [i]occupied[/i]. Baraka, the Indian [i]snake[/i] charmer, will be the lucky draw prize. Winner must be present to have his [i]snake[/i] charmed.
*CIS: cream inside specialists
[QUOTE=Nice Guy 99; 1307634]Here's a map I did about a year ago:
[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?2394-Dubai-Reports&p=1178705#post1178705[/url][/QUOTE]Nice Guy and Bravo,
At least we are all having a good time during Ramadan with these posts. I am having a good laugh at least. Maybe sarcasm doesn't translate as well around the world. Ramadan Kareem.
J
[QUOTE]Originally Posted by 11Bravo *[View Original Post]
Given that Ramadan has started, will be interesting to see if this year is any different than others (I doubt it). Just be careful of driving around Iftar (evening's break of fast).[/QUOTE]Well I thinks its beginning to look different already with all these informative amusing posts.
[quote=healingtips;1307678]can you elaborate on the membership. i easily can enter anywhere in the world.[/quote]you know, the people who have to say that, can't. the fantasia maintains a very low profile, given its [i]features[/i].
[list][*]no on-line presence: that's where the hoi polloi reside.
[*]membership is based on class and presentability. when you are offering the [u]best[/u], you want your customers to be the same. the fantasia wants players, not lookie-lous. that's why the top girls work there. given the fantasia's clientele, discretion is everything.
[*]you can't just have "anyone" coming in, especially trying to get into the vip area. yes, it is screened, but... the "she lost an earring and was just searching underneath the table" explanation will only fly so many times. still, there is the dance floor in plain view of the general club, and the wg's walking around, being, should we say, a bit more suggestive. yet, these days, given the increased publicity on clubs discriminating... you really don't want complaints hitting the tourist board / letters to the editor either.
so how do you keep 'civilians' out / punters welcome? they did install a brass plaque "members only". but those who feel they can get in anywhere are usually illiterate. thus, the 2 house-size security guards. bs did say that a [i]recommendation[/i] from a current member would go a [u]long[/u] way on [i]quick and easy[/i] entrance / temp membership card (showing the wisdom of the pass phrase). however, he did go on to say that a [u]photo[/u] id would be required for the name to write on the temp membership card, and it would be stamped for that night only. no problems leaving to, say, go smoke some shisha at the cafe, or getting smoked somewhere; but, getting back in, would require [u]both[/u] photo id and card. obviously, they're not clueless as to someone, [i]set[/i] for the evening, passing on / selling his entrance card. or trying to photoshop one for subsequent entry.
[*]i'm the first to admit that i have no idea what a fantasia membership costs these days. no doubt, like everything in this capitalist wonderland, finite resource, high demand. they charge what they want. i do know it is less than a golf club membership (must be: my company paid for my vip membership, no problem. years ago, when i came here, as i don't golf, passed on the golf club membership recreation allowance, substituting vip status here instead. hey, we all have our own forms of recreation, exercise, and stress reduction techniques. just takes me a bit longer to play 18 holes. :) ).[/list]
the fantasia has been around for a long time. dug up some old references:[list][*]photo here.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2394-dubai-reports&p=483232&viewfull=1#post483232[/url]
[*]photo of vvip membership card.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2394-dubai-reports&p=484756&viewfull=1#post484756[/url]
[*]sample menu.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2394-dubai-reports&p=485478&viewfull=1#post485478[/url]
[*]here's a [b]re-post[/b] of an [b]old[/b] report (you can see that bs continues to be employed at the fantasia, now promoted):
got a phone call from the fantasia's moroccan room's manager,"big shisha", aka bs [unfortunate handle, that]. yes, the renovations are complete (or will be by this weekend). now that is a dxb summer surprise!
sporadic, he did specifically say to tell you that you were correct: hiring cheap construction labor is false economy. their lackadaisical work, plus the week's stoppage due to the labor unrest, resulted in the opening delays (and as much money as that place pulls in, you know that has to really hurt; bet someone got reamed for that, and not in the good sense).
bs confirms the wall between the club and the old couscous cafe has been removed (hopefully it was not a [u]bearing[/u] wall.) , giving the club a vip area. the couscous has been moved across the patio, now making the patio more of an enclosed square (not a big fan of that restaurant anyway). the third side remains the shisha place (good place for any with voyeur tendencies to see who's leaving with who). the fourth side obviously the blank hotel wall, with the discreet side door, bypassing the hotel lobby, still just past the 2nd potted palm on the left, cleverly labelled as maintenance (the door, not the tree).
bs says a number of the hot moroccan honeys are back from their "stretched" summer haitus already, just "itching" for some action (no doubt wallets low due to having been back with family and their expenses, and, on the plus side, no "action" possible while living at home [ha, ha]). more due to arrive next week (he was saying number keeping abreast of developments via e-mail; god bless the internet). according to bs, a number of favs will be back. expect some heads to be turning when those air maroc flights deplane.
[list][*]good news: bs said that for those of us with vip cards, bring the old one in, and he will issue a new one, with the expiration date extended by the 11 weeks the club was closed (now that is customer service!). but none of this "i left my card at home; couldn't you just issue me a new one?" you have to bring the old card in; it will be exchanged for the revised one (direct exchange only).
[*]better news: the "backside wall" will be retained (as bs says,"that's an institution"). just beware of shwarma sue. that "spicy" special lube she uses can be a real "eye opener", as it were (yes, she will be back). with all the action she gets, i'm surprised she doesn't have to wear [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url], but guess just goes to show that the sphincter muscle in some must be incredibly elastic.
[*]best news: the identical twins, aka "the atlas mountains", aka "the four peaks", (their motto,"cum rockin with the moroccan's) are also returning. guess their wb (wasta boy) yacht gig didn't work out (bs was saying seasickness might have been a factor. their open mouths inviting but not when puking their guts out. how charming is that?) certainly their 2000 dhs "desert package" not cheap, but who else gives the [i]dehydration[/i] guarantee: "we don't leave until your well is pumped dry". will be interesting to check out their tan lines (or see if they even have any.).[/list]
but not all good news (never is, is it).
[list][*][u]my[/u] suggestion of a non-smokers' area not implemented. bs, that cheeky devil, saying he'd provide some discount coupons for the hotel's laundry ("in by 2am, out by 6". sounds like the motto of some of the wg's.)
[*]given the le pressure on these days, the special [i]layover[/i] st room rates are no more. might be ok for a hotel close to the airport, but... the 4 hour room, given that, in traffic, it's an hour each way from the airport, that "excuse" just doesn't fly anymore. oh well, good deal while it lasted.
[*]given some loose lips (world full of idiots) , the keyword has been compromised. therefore, they will be using a monthly pass [u]phrase[/u] for better security. check your pm's.[/list]
as usual, hotel guests will have preferential treatment when booking club tables (only fair). but that's why that vip card is a worthwhile expense for us locals.
ps: ever had an algerian? tunesian? looks like they're [i]broad[/i]ening (pun intended) their [i]menu[/i] to [u]regional[/u] delicacies. or so bs claims. we'll see. bs denied that prc's were ever banned, but did admit they were [i]discouraged[/i]; "after all, we are not in competition with those [i]other[/i] clubs; we have our niche, and this is the moroccan room, not the 'mao' room".
btw, anyone else find randa's impression of a male dog pissing, besides amusing, to be strangely erotic? that girl certainly has muscle control! must be that belly dancing strengthens a lot of abdominal muscles! she could rip [i]junior[/i] out by the roots if she wanted. she's threatened to kill me if i ever show anyone the video (ah yes, tequila. the universal "liberator").
will be nice to have the fantasia back at full speed ahead (or is that [i]astern[/i].).[/list]
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fantasia might be getting over-hyped these days. many hotels here, many clubs. some diligent reading of the posts of distinction thread, followed by reading the current info here. then using the search tool. a punter can find any number of places to quench his [i]thirst[/i], learning from the experiences of others.
searching:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2026-links-to-reports-of-distinction&p=409425&viewfull=1#post409425[/url]
[quote=11bravo; 1308197]you know, the people who have to say that, can't. the fantasia maintains a very low profile, given its [i]features[/i].
[list][*]no on-line presence: that's where the hoi polloi reside.
[*]membership is based on class and presentability. when you are offering the [u]best[/u], you want your customers to be the same. the fantasia wants players, not lookie-lous. that's why the top girls work there. given the fantasia's clientele, discretion is everything.
[*]you can't just have "anyone" coming in, especially trying to get into the vip area. yes, it is screened, but. the "she lost an earring and was just searching underneath the table" explanation will only fly so many times. still, there is the dance floor in plain view of the general club, and the wg's walking around, being, should we say, a bit more suggestive. yet, these days, given the increased publicity on clubs discriminating. you really don't want complaints hitting the tourist board / letters to the editor either.
so how do you keep 'civilians' out / punters welcome? they did install a brass plaque "members only". but those who feel they can get in anywhere are usually illiterate. thus, the 2 house-size security guards. bs did say that a [i]recommendation[/i] from a current member would go a [u]long[/u] way on [i]quick and easy[/i] entrance / temp membership card (showing the wisdom of the pass phrase). however, he did go on to say that a [u]photo[/u] i'd would be required for the name to write on the temp membership card, and it would be stamped for that night only. no problems leaving to, say, go smoke some shisha at the cafe, or getting smoked somewhere; but, getting back in, would require [u]both[/u] photo i'd and card. obviously, they're not clueless as to someone, [i]set[/i] for the evening, passing on / selling his entrance card. or trying to photoshop one for subsequent entry.
[*]i'm the first to admit that i have no idea what a fantasia membership costs these days. no doubt, like everything in this capitalist wonderland, finite resource, high demand. they charge what they want. i do know it is less than a golf club membership (must be: my company paid for my vip membership, no problem. years ago, when i came here, as i don't golf, passed on the golf club membership recreation allowance, substituting vip status here instead. hey, we all have our own forms of recreation, exercise, and stress reduction techniques. just takes me a bit longer to play 18 holes.).[/list]
the fantasia has been around for a long time. dug up some old references:[list][*]photo here.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2394-dubai-reports&p=483232&viewfull=1#post483232[/url]
[*]photo of vvip membership card.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2394-dubai-reports&p=484756&viewfull=1#post484756[/url]
[*]sample menu.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2394-dubai-reports&p=485478&viewfull=1#post485478[/url]
[*]here's a [b]re-post[/b] of an [b]old[/b] report (you can see that bs continues to be employed at the fantasia, now promoted) :
got a phone call from the fantasia's moroccan room's manager,"big shisha", aka bs [unfortunate handle, that]. yes, the renovations are complete (or will be by this weekend). now that is a dxb summer surprise!
sporadic, he did specifically say to tell you that you were correct: hiring cheap construction labor is false economy. their lackadaisical work, plus the week's stoppage due to the labor unrest, resulted in the opening delays (and as much money as that place pulls in, you know that has to really hurt; bet someone got reamed for that, and not in the good sense).
bs confirms the wall between the club and the old couscous cafe has been removed (hopefully it was not a [u]bearing[/u] wall.) , giving the club a vip area. the couscous has been moved across the patio, now making the patio more of an enclosed square (not a big fan of that restaurant anyway). the third side remains the shisha place (good place for any with voyeur tendencies to see who's leaving with who). the fourth side obviously the blank hotel wall, with the discreet side door, bypassing the hotel lobby, still just past the 2nd potted palm on the left, cleverly labelled as maintenance (the door, not the tree).
bs says a number of the hot moroccan honeys are back from their "stretched" summer haitus already, just "itching" for some action (no doubt wallets low due to having been back with family and their expenses, and, on the plus side, no "action" possible while living at home [ha, ha]). more due to arrive next week (he was saying number keeping abreast of developments via e-mail; god bless the internet). according to bs, a number of favs will be back. expect some heads to be turning when those air maroc flights deplane.
[list][*]good news: bs said that for those of us with vip cards, bring the old one in, and he will issue a new one, with the expiration date extended by the 11 weeks the club was closed (now that is customer service!). but none of this "i left my card at home; couldn't you just issue me a new one?" you have to bring the old card in; it will be exchanged for the revised one (direct exchange only).
[*]better news: the "backside wall" will be retained (as bs says,"that's an institution"). just beware of shwarma sue. that "spicy" special lube she uses can be a real "eye opener", as it were (yes, she will be back). with all the action she gets, i'm surprised she doesn't have to wear [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url], but guess just goes to show that the sphincter muscle in some must be incredibly elastic.
[*]best news: the identical twins, aka "the atlas mountains", aka "the four peaks", (their motto,"cum rockin with the moroccan's) are also returning. guess their wb (wasta boy) yacht gig didn't work out (bs was saying seasickness might have been a factor. their open mouths inviting but not when puking their guts out. how charming is that?) certainly their 2000 dhs "desert package" not cheap, but who else gives the [i]dehydration[/i] guarantee: "we don't leave until your well is pumped dry". will be interesting to check out their tan lines (or see if they even have any.).[/list]
but not all good news (never is, is it).
[list][*][u]my[/u] suggestion of a non-smokers' area not implemented. bs, that cheeky devil, saying he'd provide some discount coupons for the hotel's laundry ("in by 2am, out by 6". sounds like the motto of some of the wg's.)
[*]given the le pressure on these days, the special [i]layover[/i] st room rates are no more. might be ok for a hotel close to the airport, but. the 4 hour room, given that, in traffic, it's an hour each way from the airport, that "excuse" just doesn't fly anymore. oh well, good deal while it lasted.
[*]given some loose lips (world full of idiots) , the keyword has been compromised. therefore, they will be using a monthly pass [u]phrase[/u] for better security. check your pm's.[/list]
as usual, hotel guests will have preferential treatment when booking club tables (only fair). but that's why that vip card is a worthwhile expense for us locals.
ps: ever had an algerian? tunesian? looks like they're [i]broad[/i]ening (pun intended) their [i]menu[/i] to [u]regional[/u] delicacies. or so bs claims. we'll see. bs denied that prc's were ever banned, but did admit they were [i]discouraged[/i];"after all, we are not in competition with those [i]other[/i] clubs; we have our niche, and this is the moroccan room, not the 'mao' room".
btw, anyone else find randa's impression of a male dog pissing, besides amusing, to be strangely erotic? that girl certainly has muscle control! must be that belly dancing strengthens a lot of abdominal muscles! she could rip [i]junior[/i] out by the roots if she wanted. she's threatened to kill me if i ever show anyone the video (ah yes, tequila. the universal "liberator").
will be nice to have the fantasia back at full speed ahead (or is that [i]astern[/i].).[/list]
====================
fantasia might be getting over-hyped these days. many hotels here, many clubs. some diligent reading of the posts of distinction thread, followed by reading the current info here. then using the search tool. a punter can find any number of places to quench his [i]thirst[/i], learning from the experiences of others.
searching:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2026-links-to-reports-of-distinction&p=409425&viewfull=1#post409425[/url][/quote]11bravo,
i commend you on your persistence. you obviously enjoy writing an elaborate story. i am one who is certainly enjoying the journey. notwithstanding, as much as you write, together with nice guy and others, it does not seem to shake the questions. i wonder what it would take. i love the description of club fantasia. i am happy to be a gold member in good standing. would love to meet up with you and the fellow club members some day in dubai. enjoy ramadan. i have taken a hiatus from the uae during the month, but should be back in a few weeks. keep cool.
[QUOTE=Johhnny;1308207]I commend you on your persistence. You obviously enjoy writing an elaborate story. I am one who is certainly enjoying the journey. Notwithstanding, as much as you write, together with Nice Guy and others, it does not seem to shake the questions. I wonder what it would take.[/QUOTE]Simple re-hashes of old posts; the Fantasia has been around for a LONG time. Cyclic in nature; it recedes into the background, only to reappear later. Certainly there is very little that is new; all the info is there. An hour or two spent searching and reading answers so MANY questions.
BTW: for ALL (no slight intended) : no need to quote all of a long post, certainly acceptable to cut it down to avoid clutter. Just make sure you leave the end [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=11Bravo; 1308197]You know, the people who have to SAY that, can't. The Fantasia maintains a very low profile, given its [i]features[/i].
[list][*]No on-line presence: That's where the hoi polloi reside.
[*]Membership is based on class and presentability. When you are offering the [u]best[/u], you want your customers to be the same. The Fantasia wants PLAYERS, not LOOKIE-LOUS. That's why the top girls work there. Given the Fantasia's clientele, discretion is EVERYTHING.
[*]You can't just have "ANYONE" coming in, especially trying to get into the VIP area. Yes, it is screened, but. The "she lost an earring and was just searching underneath the table" explanation will only fly so many times. Still, there is the dance floor in plain view of the general club, and the wg's walking around, being, should we say, a bit more suggestive. Yet, these days, given the increased publicity on clubs discriminating. You really don't want complaints hitting the tourist board / letters to the editor either.[/QUOTE]You can also get in with a membership to one of their worldwide affiliated clubs.
If you are a member of an affiliated club then you know which ones, if you have to ask then you are not an affiliate member.
Making a trip to Dubai after a long time, coming on 27th for 5 nights enroute to Thailand. Hope some of the usual joints are still working albeit without the ever comforting music and darkness.
If anyone wants a wingman please feel free to pm me, I'm kind of lost this trip and would appreciate the direction.
So after this discussion about Fantasia club we can conclude its one of two things. Many reports talking about imaginative things without any real information. No one even said any landmark in case it was not allowed to post phone numbers. Its interesting how the answer makes fun of the question instead of giving the asker a solution. It is really a sick attitude.
1. Its a big lie that is only in the mind of some sick minds who enjoy gaining attention.
OR.
2. All the people here really don't know anything about it but share what they heard from real punters.
Anyway, thank you guys for being of absolutely no help.
Damm, I am still stuck in Madrid and can not make to this month meeting.
[QUOTE=11Bravo; 1307715]Club Fantasia is, obviously, in the Fantasia hotel, so your search effort has been cut by 50. 4 posts in a year, all questions. Guess your "loads of info" posts must be delayed, if not for the Fantasia, then for all the other places a [i]player[/i] Like yourself frequents.
What nonsense is this? As if there's some ruling elite who hold the city's treasures for themselves. Nothing but gossip and fairy tales.
Note: the monthly meeting of the Dubai Cabal will be held at the Fantasia, next Friday. 22:00, VIP room. Given Ramadan, it will be a short meeting, main topic being new member nominations. As usual, the Fantasia will provide [i]appetizers & h'orderves[/i], but [i]main courses[/i] Will have to be negotiated directly with the [i]snacks[/i]. Remember, a number of them have gone home for Ramadan, but BS (Big Sheesha) informs me that the [i]pastry[/i] Chef has laid on some nice temp CIS* delights. For those who prefer to bring their own, she should wait outside in the main lounge until the meeting is over. I am reliably informed that yes, the swing set will be set up, with all 4 swings [i]occupied[/i]. Baraka, the Indian [i]snake[/i] Charmer, will be the lucky draw prize. Winner must be present to have his [i]snake[/i] Charmed.
*CIS: cream inside specialists[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cons68;1308704]Damm, I am still stuck in Madrid and can not make to this month meeting.[/QUOTE]The two months after Ramadan are usually very hectic. Better book early to avoid later disappointment. There has been an increasing interest to this hotel and I would not be surprised if it will be fully booked or overbooked for the next 3 months.
Al Ain branch seems less in demand.
[QUOTE=HealingTips; 1308670]So after this discussion about Fantasia club we can conclude its one of two things.
[/QUOTE]Is it any different from tons of posts asking for the same information maybe given a few pages before? Over and over again.
[quote=healingtips;1308670]anyway, thank you guys for being of absolutely no help.[/quote]sour grapes
A [i]fine[/i] example of justice in the UAE:
Summary from "The Stupid News"
[i]A Man in Dubai is on Trial for Throwing a Naked Prostitute Out of His Hotel Room Window. .20 Feet Up.
Monday November 7th. 2011.
Even in Dubai you can't do stuff like THIS. 37-year-old Zoubair Ali is a salesman from England. He's in Dubai, on trial for throwing a naked prostitute out of his hotel room. Literally throwing her. Out of the WINDOW. TWENTY feet off the ground. About a year ago, Ali was with the 36-year-old prostitute, who was identified by her initials, A. K, and is from the Ukraine. He was drunk and they argued over her $135 rate. He ended up throwing her out of the window. She landed on a car and sustained some back injuries. Ali was charged with assault. And because it's Dubai, he was also charged with having relations while unmarried. He's facing up to 10 years in prison. A. K. Is facing charges of prostitution and having unmarried piano-playing. She didn't show up in court for Ali's case. The case was adjourned until December 1st. [/i]
Earlier article:
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2057530/British-salesman-Zoubair-Ali-pushed-naked-prostitute-Dubai-hotel-window.html?ito=feeds-newsxml[/url]
Latest news:
[url]http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-news/courts/jail-for-dubai-prostitute-thrown-out-of-window[/url]
The logic escapes me. It's OK to throw someone out your balcony window, but not OK to have consensual (unmarried) sex with her, and to drink alcohol. His word against hers... Any guesses as to Zoubair Ali's religion?
As [b]Snow1998[/b] and [b]Krypto Knight[/b] discussed a couple of pages back, the law IS there, just not applied unless something ELSE triggers LE envolvement. Which, I would hope, throwing someone out a 2 story window would.
And this is [b]NOT[/b] a slight against ANYONE, but this 1-of episode can taint a whole [i]heritage[/i].
Thanks BarCrawler for the post.