Melbourne

Having pretty much abstained from mongering bar one average experience, which I will post later, I had had a grand total of 2 Massages in 4 months, one normal contact which provided 1. 5 hours and two excellent HJs for 150.

I thought the first day AMP were open I just wanted a good straight massage I would just go to my normal port of call for a massage, booked my regular girl, whose mid 40's Thai not in any way attractive but fun and a laugh and excellent massage, she covers every inch of the body except twig and berries nd always professional nothing has ever bee raised about possible extras. Booked 90 minutes the charge was 105. , then proceed the usual excellent massage, and as I pad for another 30 minutes got more of her skills, she despite getting to a mm of my balls and twig never touched them but was getting a bit aroused. Then she started to rub her covered breasts over my face after the flip, I said what are you doing she replied I'm just trying to relax you. Then in last twenty minutes took each leg and massage the upper thigh and groin to nearly a peak of arousal, but never touching the old fellow, I got close a few times, and then she pressed her elbow on my groin for a minute of so and then I went limp, this happened two times changing each leg, and the last time she continued this but this time didn't press down on my groin to temper my arousal, and then suddenly started to flick the bit of skin between my balls and arse, despite being limp my manhood been partially coved with a small towel, I had one of the most intense orgasms ever, literally trembling, and I was flaccid all the time. She then said massage finished Ill get some towels, she then cleaned me and the plentiful man fat and massage was finished. No mention of any payment and session was finished, I gave her a 10 dollar tip as I left which I normally do, as they usually go 10 minutes over the allotted time, and she was grateful. Maybe an welcome back for a regular but a strange experience in the end. I have been there at least 20 times and nothing like this has happened I might venture back and see what else she provides.

I visited to a FL on Locanto during lockdown, First appointment was cancelled with me just getting out of the car, as said she had double booked, but offered a reduced rate for my next visit, The next week, I booked with her and ventured to her area, just off Barkers Road in hawthorn, the houses on the street were salubrious, but one block of grotty flats was the address given, On the door, a girl, surprisingly, opened the door nothing like the photo but young and reasonably attractive. (Early 20's slim She agreed to the 200 hour as opposed to the normal 250 due to the previous weeks mix up, at least she honored that, There proceeded to a cat bath of sorts then CBJ and then CW then doggy to completion, she was mechanical, then a massage again very mechanical with little emotion, then she got me to turn over, but on the cover, and then managed a very good CBJ bit of gagging and DT and lots of hoovering and suction, she sucked me to completion and made sure I drained of all my fluid. And this is only 35 minutes into the hours appointment, She then sat and cuddled, and we chatted about her life and experiences in Australia.

She had turned to the game, due to her job as cleaning offices had been cancelled due to the pandemic. She had been doing the FL for 3 months, to send money home to her family in Malaysian she was Malaysian Chinese. She proceeded to tell me her finances and her costs. She works a 7 day week, 9 am-10 pm, her only days off are when she has a period, so say 3-4 days a month. She pays for an agent, who manages 3-4 other girls, the agent pays for any advert, and locanto is $40 a week, and she knows the agent puts different pictures on her page, even though she gave her own picture to the agent. The agent then takes 35% of any appointments!! And comes round on Sunday to collect her share. I asked her why she doesn't take a day off or take people outside the agent, she said as the agent pays for the sites she is advertised on she has to work these hours, and if she had a private client and it interrupted one of the agents customers coming round, she would lose his advertising and contacts. She lived in a petty grotty two bedroom flat with another girl who does he same, which costs 125 a day unfurnished to rent; . And honestly if you were to rent the flat out long term you would be paying close to half of what they pay but they have to book short term flats as the chance of LE finding out and locals complaining is too high so they move regularly, her landlords is Chinese who she says is possibly aware of her occupation. It was salutary lesson in how these girls make ends meet. It got me thinking how much these agents make, its basically charging same as Uber eats. And whilst you are chained to your phone for 7 days a week, they must make some serious money. I won't return again but left feeling a lot more sympathy for these girls, and anger towards the snake like agents.

[QUOTE=ValueMonger;2497727]Having pretty much abstained from mongering bar one average experience, which I will post later, I had had a grand total of 2 Massages in 4 months, one normal contact which provided 1. 5 hours and two excellent HJs for 150.

I thought the first day AMP were open I just wanted a good straight massage I would just go to my normal port of call for a massage, booked my regular girl, whose mid 40's Thai not in any way attractive but fun and a laugh and excellent massage, she covers every inch of the body except twig and berries nd always professional nothing has ever bee raised about possible extras. Booked 90 minutes the charge was 105. , then proceed the usual excellent massage, and as I pad for another 30 minutes got more of her skills, she despite getting to a mm of my balls and twig never touched them but was getting a bit aroused. Then she started to rub her covered breasts over my face after the flip, I said what are you doing she replied I'm just trying to relax you. Then in last twenty minutes took each leg and massage the upper thigh and groin to nearly a peak of arousal, but never touching the old fellow, I got close a few times, and then she pressed her elbow on my groin for a minute of so and then I went limp, this happened two times changing each leg, and the last time she continued this but this time didn't press down on my groin to temper my arousal, and then suddenly started to flick the bit of skin between my balls and arse, despite being limp my manhood been partially coved with a small towel, I had one of the most intense orgasms ever, literally trembling, and I was flaccid all the time..[/QUOTE]Good report.

Hope you visit again soon to see if it was a once off.

Wouldn't mind trying that myself.

A good massage and unexpected orgasm.

[QUOTE=Stykler;2497435]As you have taken so much time and effort in your one post to contribute to the forum, I thought I would provide some assistance to you. The best place to go is next to the McDonald's diagonally opposite the KFC. You will get a solid HJ and BBBJ to completion if you need to. If that doesn't get you off, go to the shop next to the local fish and chip place where you will get rimming, a finger up your arse and you will be able to fist the lady. No need to thank me.[/QUOTE]I am disappointed in the lack of comprehensive assistance you gave. You forgot the following ones.

The one next door to the cafe but not the one on the left they are legit.

The other which is awesome and only have girls to the age of 21. They then move them on. That 3 doors down from the tattoo parlour. Don't forget to mention that the man in the tattoo place said that you would get a special rate.

Probably our favourite of all time is beside BP. The young girls in there have no idea about charging for extras and are there doing their training for other massage places. Generally 18 year old students who happily provide BBBJ and CIM. As they believe it will enhance their prospects for a job. The other thing that the mamasan likes is for you to verbally abuse the girls as it will help understand what so many customers are like.

Finally if the missus has given you the green light she is perhaps working herself so if you would post her details we can perhaps help her reach satisfaction.

I really have no experience with these things, so I'm sorry I don't have much to add currently. With some good guidance I will be a regular poster of reviews. I just need to be led in the right direction, if that's not how this works then I'll go figure it out myself. What a shit welcoming to the community LOL.

[QUOTE=Jdog12;2498245]I really have no experience with these things, so I'm sorry I don't have much to add currently. With some good guidance I will be a regular poster of reviews. I just need to be led in the right direction, if that's not how this works then I'll go figure it out myself. What a shit welcoming to the community LOL.[/QUOTE]Mate,

You don't really need any help with your first rub and tug mission. You just go for a walk along your suburban high street. Richmond, Brunswick, Glen Waverley, Footscray, Preston are good starting points. There you will encounter a number of massage shops with flashing neon "massage open" signs. Enter, pay your money and report back.

In defence of the shitty welcome, it's normal for newbies to contribute a few reports, build some rapport with the community and then seek further help will come your way.

[QUOTE=Jdog12;2497373]Hey guys,

Just got the green light and I have no idea where is good! Just want to experiment with some good happy ending first. Any suggestions? Southside preferably.[/QUOTE]I think we are all a little intrigued about why you would be seeking approval from the missus? What ever happened to the concept of "Need to Know"? I know that you are a virgin monger, but never, ever, ever, tell anyone you went to a rub and tug joint or a brothel. I can assure you that it will not enhance your reputation. Always use the rear entrance. Park your car a block away and leg it. Always pay in cash. Don't write your real name and phone number on the Covid form.

I can imagine how the conversation went:

Missus: "Hey Jdog luv, don't forget to pick up a litre of milk, some snags, a slab of green cans, and packet of Winfield Blues. You know that Trev and Shaz are coming over for tea tonight."

Jdog: "Yeah no worries luv. I'll just pop over to the shops right now. Oh, and by the way, would you mind if I popped into that new Asian rub and tug joint that's just opened next door to Imogen's school? It's on the way. I always wanted to get me a nice oily handjob from one of those cute, young Asian uni chicks."

Missus: "No worries honey. Treat yourself, you deserve it. Here's $100."

Jdog: "Thanks luv. You're the best."

Hi Jdog12 and all, it was hilarious reading everyone's replies to Jdog12 first post. Welcome to the group mate. I agree with Engine Driver re. The "never tells anyone". This reminded me of the venture I had in Shanghai last year (I did post some reports there), since it was in China, everything was done via WeChat. On the way back, I deleted everything but it appears that the stu. The app still keeps some history. My wife found out a month later and it wasn't nice. Obviously I said I didn't do anything, I told her that the guys who I was with merely checked things out and sent me the infor. I doubt that she bought the story but I guess she could never find out!

[QUOTE=Jdog12;2498245]I really have no experience with these things, so I'm sorry I don't have much to add currently. With some good guidance I will be a regular poster of reviews. I just need to be led in the right direction, if that's not how this works then I'll go figure it out myself. What a shit welcoming to the community LOL.[/QUOTE]

Of course the Aussie forum has to be full of asshole behavior.

No roses here? $55 ph. Told to keep underwear on. Massage was good though. Cheap too!

Relax? Near the shell station. Same price $55 ph. Underwear off, but no extras offered, didn't ask / wasn't teased.

Is Anne Thai? $65 ph. Underwear off great massage. Nothing teased / offers / asked.

I do prefer underwear off for massages, even if you don't get anything out of it cause they do tend to work your site but / thighs out a little more.

If anyone has experience of the other 3-4 joints in the area please do let me know.

[QUOTE=Dreamer4;2498622] I doubt that she bought the story but I guess she could never find out![/QUOTE]A wise man who unfortunately is dead now once said to me and I think I quote accurately.

"Don't ever think they don't know what's going on. They choose to ignore it that's all."

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2498333]I think we are all a little intrigued about why you would be seeking approval from the missus? What ever happened to the concept of "Need to Know"? I know that you are a virgin monger, but never, ever, ever, tell anyone you went to a rub and tug joint or a brothel. I can assure you that it will not enhance your reputation. Always use the rear entrance. Park your car a block away and leg it. Always pay in cash. Don't write your real name and phone number on the Covid form.

I can imagine how the conversation went:

Missus: "Hey Jdog luv, don't forget to pick up a litre of milk, some snags, a slab of green cans, and packet of Winfield Blues. You know that Trev and Shaz are coming over for tea tonight."

Jdog: "Yeah no worries luv. I'll just pop over to the shops right now. Oh, and by the way, would you mind if I popped into that new Asian rub and tug joint that's just opened next door to Imogen's school? It's on the way. I always wanted to get me a nice oily handjob from one of those cute, young Asian uni chicks."

Missus: "No worries honey. Treat yourself, you deserve it. Here's $100."

Jdog: "Thanks luv. You're the best."[/QUOTE]Maybe, he has a very supportive Aussie wife and she understands his intense need for BBBJCIM and BBFSCIP with Chinese students. It may actually enhance his reputation and strengthen his bargaining position at home, as his wife knows she has to compete with all those cute hookers. She might even step up her performance in the sack. Just look at how well visiting fucky sucky bars in the Philippines worked out for Queensland MP George Christensen. J-Dog has absolutely nothing to fear, as he has the greenlight.

[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2498965]Maybe, he has a very supportive Aussie wife and she understands his intense need for BBBJCIM and BBFSCIP with Chinese students. It may actually enhance his reputation and strengthen his bargaining position at home, as his wife knows she has to compete with all those cute hookers. She might even step up her performance in the sack. Just look at how well visiting fucky sucky bars in the Philippines worked out for Queensland MP George Christensen. J-Dog has absolutely nothing to fear, as he has the greenlight.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected. Where would we be without your words of wisdom Mr Chocha Monger?

Mongers can actually enhance their reputations once their nocturnal activities become public. Yes, the 330-pound Member for Dawson increased his majority in the last federal election once it was revealed that he did 28 mongering trips to Angeles City. It is claimed that his beautiful wife was a GRO at the now defunct Pony Tails bar in that fine city. His constituents thought she was a good sort.

Gday all,

Just to keep it real.

That questionable massage shop on the corner or Waverley and Warringal road has just reopened in the last day or so.

Very sure regulars on here know which shop I'm talking about.

Cheers and good luck.

Lwd.

You fellas straight cracked me up every time I checked this since posting. My missus and I have been together for years, we're all human and we all want to fuck, she feels same way like most women. Just a little spice is all, if you can be honest then it's not worth it.