FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=TheCane;2500808]Again, successful strategy number one is just keeping my mouth shut, and not falling prey to just having to spill the beans and tell somebody. I don't care how many times I go to Brazil or Germany (or wherever). That's my business, and nobody else's. There have been many times when I traveled abroad, and plenty of people didn't even know it. Just slipped away out of town for awhile and came back, and told nobody. The best kept secret is one known only to one!

Now, for people who do happen to know about my travels to Brazil, then your "annual trip" suggestion does indeed work. Hey, I fell in love with the place after the first time I went down there years ago you tell them. The people, the food, the culture, the music, the beach, the nightlife! I'm thinking about retiring down there you say. When it gets cold, time to take a trip! It works. Between that and just keeping my mouth shut about "irrelevant details". Silence is golden! Especially around nosy women. Don't tell them shit!

But, probably the most ironclad cover of all is the "business trip". Your work was going to take you to that place anyway. This is really nirvana for the traveling monger since expensive costs such as your airfare and hotel are covered. You only need adequate funds to procure your tutes. And your reason for being in that place is already legitimately established. I realize that many men simply can't hope for business-related travel that takes them to some of the top mongering destinations in the world. I consider myself to be very, very lucky in this regard.[/QUOTE]Yes, for Brazil it is easy, for Germany, we must say we love museum, history, Berlin wall, food LOL! It is all kinda hard for Germany LOL! But it is good thing Germany is not considered as sex tourist destination to most of normal people, they all think Netherlands is sex tourism central in Europe, but we professional monger know that it is Germany LOL If I find some guy continuously going to Germany for just holiday, it is like vampires in the movie, we notice each other LOL! I be like oh yes I love those German museums in Germany too LOL! Oh and food, what a lovely sausages LOL!

[QUOTE=MrHo;2502126]Yes, for Brazil it is easy, for Germany, we must say we love museum, history, Berlin wall, food LOL! It is all kinda hard for Germany LOL! But it is good thing Germany is not considered as sex tourist destination to most of normal people, they all think Netherlands is sex tourism central in Europe, but we professional monger know that it is Germany LOL If I find some guy continuously going to Germany for just holiday, it is like vampires in the movie, we notice each other LOL! I be like oh yes I love those German museums in Germany too LOL! Oh and food, what a lovely sausages LOL![/QUOTE]Yeah, Germany is harder to justify. But, the fact that it isn't a well-known mongering destination among the general public helps immensely. Besides, I have had some business travel to FKKland. Man the schnitzel with cranberries and potatoes was absolutely delicious LOL! Now Thailand or The Philippines, just forget about it. If you can't say "business travel", then there is no possible justification hahaha! You're going over to hump them tutes, and that's final! LOLOLOL!

[QUOTE=TheCane;2502139]Yeah, Germany is harder to justify. But, the fact that it isn't a well-known mongering destination among the general public helps immensely. Besides, I have had some business travel to FKKland. Man the schnitzel with cranberries and potatoes was absolutely delicious LOL! Now Thailand or The Philippines, just forget about it. If you can't say "business travel", then there is no possible justification hahaha! You're going over to hump them tutes, and that's final! LOLOLOL![/QUOTE]And it is too bad for Philippines and Thailand because those two nations has among the best beaches in the world, but people pay too much attention on their girls side LOL!

Well so, we stick to Germany then and as for your Brazil, you can say you love the beaches there too LOL!

[QUOTE=TheCane;2502139]Yeah, Germany is harder to justify. But, the fact that it isn't a well-known mongering destination among the general public helps immensely. Besides, I have had some business travel to FKKland. Man the schnitzel with cranberries and potatoes was absolutely delicious LOL! Now Thailand or The Philippines, just forget about it. If you can't say "business travel", then there is no possible justification hahaha! You're going over to hump them tutes, and that's final! LOLOLOL![/QUOTE]You can tell you go to Germany for exceptional gastronomy and beer, or to test car like me, which is true and people who know me know my love for sensations, Germany for speed, Switzerland and Austria for ski. Easy. Maybe I even have more pleasure to clean German autobahns, even more and more rare free speed zones with no works, than most often in brothels.

[QUOTE=Sirioja;2502574]You can tell you go to Germany for exceptional gastronomy and beer, or to test car like me, which is true and people who know me know my love for sensations, Germany for speed, Switzerland and Austria for ski. Easy. Maybe I even have more pleasure to clean German autobahns, even more and more rare free speed zones with no works, than most often in brothels.[/QUOTE]Spain is also a very, very easy "sell". It's a huge tourist destination with all kinds of interesting things to see and do. I have partaken in all of that too. But I don't think the average tourist, at least from the United States anyway, understands the true depth and breadth of prostitution in Spain.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2502685]Spain is also a very, very easy "sell". It's a huge tourist destination with all kinds of interesting things to see and do. I have partaken in all of that too. But I don't think the average tourist, at least from the United States anyway, understands the true depth and breadth of prostitution in Spain.[/QUOTE]I think Spain is number 4 for tourism, much higher than China or India or Thailand, when France and Paris are number 1. Great foods and sea sex and sun in Spain. I'm just not attracted by Latinas, but can find some Slavians in Catalunya.

[QUOTE=Sirioja;2502795]I think Spain is number 4 for tourism, much higher than China or India or Thailand, when France and Paris are number 1. Great foods and sea sex and sun in Spain. I'm just not attracted by Latinas, but can find some Slavians in Catalunya.[/QUOTE]The presence of Romanian and other eastern European girls is very dominant in Spain too. Although, there is a very nice mix of girls from other lands plying the trade in Spain as well. I found some French girls working in the north. Moroccan tutes in the south. Cornholed a girl from Turkey in Malaga. Fucked a girl from Colombia in Barcelona. A natural blonde whose family was originally from Cuba in Seville. Girls from all over. But you're making a mistake if you think Spain is all Latinas. It is not. Romanian girls and many, many other Eastern European girls abound, including some Russians. I have told you this before Mr. Ho, but you don't listen. I think the bigger showstopper for you is that the action in Spain is not in the sauna club tradition, which you love so much. For that reason, you're better off sticking with Germany, Switzerland, and Austria even.

[QUOTE=Sirioja;2502574]You can tell you go to Germany for exceptional gastronomy and beer, or to test car like me, which is true and people who know me know my love for sensations, Germany for speed, Switzerland and Austria for ski. Easy. Maybe I even have more pleasure to clean German autobahns, even more and more rare free speed zones with no works, than most often in brothels.[/QUOTE]Germany is called brothel of Western Europe and NL narcotic state, when they lost control.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2502853]The presence of Romanian and other eastern European girls is very dominant in Spain too. Although, there is a very nice mix of girls from other lands plying the trade in Spain as well. I found some French girls working in the north. Moroccan tutes in the south. Cornholed a girl from Turkey in Malaga. Fucked a girl from Colombia in Barcelona. A natural blonde whose family was originally from Cuba in Seville. Girls from all over. But you're making a mistake if you think Spain is all Latinas. It is not. Romanian girls and many, many other Eastern European girls abound, including some Russians. I have told you this before Mr. Ho, but you don't listen. I think the bigger showstopper for you is that the action in Spain is not in the sauna club tradition, which you love so much. For that reason, you're better off sticking with Germany, Switzerland, and Austria even.[/QUOTE]Even I don't go so often than in Germany or Switzerland, but I know Catalunya and Romanians there are not on Germany or Switzerland or Austria level and most often more expensive than in Germany. Spain worth for me for Slavians meaning Belarus, Russians, Ukrainians. I don't care about brothels, but I want elegant beauties. They are rare in Germany, Switzerland and Austria, and also in Spain, but sometimes I find one. I need only 1.

Sad day.

But I am human and still able to smile after I cry. I was crying three times last month, maybe I am pregnant. Other reasons are just not possible, you know. We are living in a wonderful world, everything else are alternative real fake news.

Sad message for the corona clan, 5,6,7 days after a last visit of mine, no symptoms. 14 days later no symptoms, nothing, although I belong to the high risk group, the very high risk group, I have a low to no immune system. If I don't smoke, I am sleeping or search for the lighter.

So is it possible that I am to dump to catch a virus that is even able to infect a mango? Am I more dump than a mango? Obviously, I mean where is it possible to catch a brand new super virus if not in a dark, more or less oxygen free club?

To dump to catch a virus.

(Side note for those who are denying corona. The virus is there! Really. The devil like virus must be there, somewhere. Maybe I was in the wrong room or bartenders put Sputnik V in my drinks.).

A few positive things about the hygienic concept were written here before. I can back them up.

Hygienic concepts in general are only hygienic concepts if health care authorities give them a go. So if anyone want to criticise the hygienic concept of Artemis, you have to criticise Berlin government and their health care authorities.

So which clown of government thought it is great idea, that guests have to enter the building with a mask and then they have to show the ID. You know what I mean? How should the receptionist be able to recognise if the guy behind the mask is the same guy like on the photo of the ID? Was Artemis forced to higher receptionists who have x-ray eyes? Of course, if you're a white bread, don't show the ID of a "colored man" but if you're not dumb as a mango, it is possible to get in anonymously. So which clown was it? Fake doctor Giffey with the cheating husband or was it Dilek? Since Fake doctor Giffey prefers to turn the big wheels, it must have been Dilek.

Dilek Dilek Dilek, you remember what your mama told you? "Think first before you open your mouth".

If you had listen to mama, you wouldn't have the system cock in your mouth now.

Unfortunately Artemis is forced to delete the given data after 4 weeks, otherwise you could call me now, I make love very good to political idiots. Maybe next time Dilek.

Now I have to clap hands for the grandpa's I met there that day. Good to know that not all the elderly people are trapped by the protection propaganda. You know, big up to the 80 year old party terrorists. Dying in a brothel or dying isolated, alone in a cold hospital. No brain needed to make the right decision here. And don't let them call you egoistic, not reliable or a danger for the normal, order people.

Nobody has to show solidarity with a majority, a majority that is only a majority because of horror show in ARD and police patrolling the streets.

What you have to do when the ship is sinking? Right, you rescue first big concerns to make it easier for them to fire many many workers. Then you rescue more concerns. Then you rescue your own ass. Followed by officers who don't have much between the ears because washing the brains of them is way more easy, you also need canon food who protect your lausy rescue umbrella system. Then you rescue the old people who have a bright future. Then you rescue women and children, but only the healthy ones, those who are born healthy, born rich, born educated. Hand washing Nazis, you know. Then you tell the rest, sorry no more boats left. You know, it is their own fault, they didn't worked hard enough, they lived not healthy enough and now they want to disturb the peace of our awesome sect.

Unfortunately it's not possible to rescue everybody. You know, the Fascho has no choice.

I left Artemis never without a room. Never. You know, I am not a "Frank", Cops like Frank are so easy to recognise in a club. They are using words like "my bunnies" or "service". Gameless actors who complain that a 8 doesn't look like a 9. If Cops go to a room, then only with girls who look like their daughters. Word.

All in all it was not the best visit on a cloudy Sunday, I wasn't in best shape, in the end Ivo kicked me out for violating house rules. But sometimes a man has to do what men has to do. I talked with open eyes, straight back, even if I have these boots in my keck, you know. But violating the dance ban and doing "illegal" hugging is enough reason to fly out. No bad blood from my side.

If Artemis would be open right now, I wouldn't go back. 80 Euro for 80 girls was a bad deal, but it was a deal. 90 Euro for 30 girls plus raised prices for making love isn't funny anymore. Let the privileged motherfuckers bring a vibe into the club's of the future.

I hope Artemis is able to survive.

Since 5 weeks the whole German night life is in shutdown. But the numbers are not falling, it's more like they are slightly rising since two weeks. So the effect of closing brothels is close to zero.

Just look at the other numbers. Before condom law Germany had about 400.000 hooker girls (if you believe media) and about 1. 000.000 men who went to hookers daily. That makes 2.5 customers per hooker per day on average.

At the beginning of 2020 Germany had only about 35.000 official hookers left. If they still had 1 million daily customers, every hooker had on average about 28 customers per day. I know this is pimp boys wet dream, but not realistic.

2 to 3 customers per hooker per day should be way more realistic. So you have only about 100.000 people in whole Germany who are "causing" social contacts in prostitution business.

To comparison, 11 Million pupils in Germany, 300.000 people from Hamburg who go to ski vacation and 200.000 cops in uniform.

So if you are a government dummy and you want to pressure down the numbers, what are you going to do?

Do you shutdown prostitution with this few freaks for month or do you do something that makes at least a tiny sense?

German government is not able to reflect themselves. 9 month pandemic and they are failing every day more.

I give you one last week, otherwise I tell the analog counter revolution were the biontec soup is stored.

You are reading right, you know, too many singing birds among your "loyal" Bundespolizei. You really thought that these natural born dirty cops are with you?

Last call.

(You don't know which posts are useful for the readers, even "largely argumentative" posts including important information. So hold your flap admin and greet your wife).

I haven't been to Artemis in quite a while. Is there still a gym within the club? Yes I'm the one unusual guy who would use it between rooms. Planning on a trip to Germany including Berlin with a bi girlfriend of mine. Hope the pandemic clears up by end of March for a decent opening of regular life.

Any suggestion for picking up girls in Berlin would be also cool. Thinking of staying in Friedrichshain. Thoughts? Cheers!

[QUOTE=PumDiPum;2509523]Sad day.

But I am human and still able to smile after I cry. I was crying three times last month, maybe I am pregnant. Other reasons are just not possible, you know. We are living in a wonderful world, everything else are alternative real fake news.

Sad message for the corona clan, 5,6,7 days after a last visit of mine, no symptoms. 14 days later no symptoms, nothing, although I belong to the high risk group, the very high risk group, I have a low to no immune system. If I don't smoke, I am sleeping or search for the lighter.

So is it possible that I am to dump to catch a virus that is even able to infect a mango? Am I more dump than a mango? Obviously, I mean where is it possible to catch a brand new super virus if not in a dark, more or less oxygen free club?

To dump to catch a virus.

(Side note for those who are denying corona. The virus is there! Really. The devil like virus must be there, somewhere. Maybe I was in the wrong room or bartenders put Sputnik V in my drinks.).

A few positive things about the hygienic concept were written here before. I can back them up.

Hygienic concepts in general are only hygienic concepts if health care authorities give them a go. So if anyone want to criticise the hygienic concept of Artemis, you have to criticise Berlin government and their health care authorities..[/QUOTE]Best post I have seen this whole year! Thanks brother! You should start doing a stand up!

[QUOTE=NoTaWorry;2515477]I haven't been to Artemis in quite a while. Is there still a gym within the club? Yes I'm the one unusual guy who would use it between rooms. Planning on a trip to Germany including Berlin with a bi girlfriend of mine. Hope the pandemic clears up by end of March for a decent opening of regular life.

Any suggestion for picking up girls in Berlin would be also cool. Thinking of staying in Friedrichshain. Thoughts? Cheers![/QUOTE]I was at Artemis last September in 2019, and there was still a gym then, so I doubt they removed it or will remove it!

[QUOTE=NoTaWorry;2515477]I haven't been to Artemis in quite a while. Is there still a gym within the club? Yes I'm the one unusual guy who would use it between rooms. Planning on a trip to Germany including Berlin with a bi girlfriend of mine. Hope the pandemic clears up by end of March for a decent opening of regular life.

Any suggestion for picking up girls in Berlin would be also cool. Thinking of staying in Friedrichshain. Thoughts? Cheers![/QUOTE]Yes the gym is still there. Hardly anyone uses it though. I'd say if you're a first time guest, just relax and enjoy scoping the scene for just the right type of lady that tickles your fancy. The best thing about this setup is that if you have a precise look that appeals to you, then you will eventually see her walking around the club, not the gym. You can go to the gym anytime. Even when I've just had a session, I always spot my the next potential lady while relaxing, recovering in the lounge.

[QUOTE=Rambambinoz;2516762]Yes the gym is still there. Hardly anyone uses it though. I'd say if you're a first time guest, just relax and enjoy scoping the scene for just the right type of lady that tickles your fancy. The best thing about this setup is that if you have a precise look that appeals to you, then you will eventually see her walking around the club, not the gym. You can go to the gym anytime. Even when I've just had a session, I always spot my the next potential lady while relaxing, recovering in the lounge.[/QUOTE]I don't know Artemis, never been, not sure looks are for me there, even I enjoyed German beauty Sofia at Globe on this Summer, but rather than Viagra or same, sport making work heart, lungs and moving blood, help to perform with girls. Being over 50, but could fuck a attractive beauty for more than 1 hour, even under 35 degrees, when some much younger fall down in clubs after taking Viagra, when I really don t need Viagra for fucking.