Pattaya Reports

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[QUOTE=Harold444; 1391452]For a new person aspiring to be the guy who wrote the long report. Ne careful. LOL.

1. Seems not want to get std of the eye. But other std he ok with. LOL. BBBJ?

Yadda yadda yadda! I know its guys and hookers do! Up 2 you as they say!

2. If you need a strategy where you leave your hotel room to pay and are ready to bolt to security to help you rid of the girl you need to pick better girls. Picking up a nutter once in a blue moon ok, but regularly? Come on now![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1391667]If you see a beautiful woman down Soi 4 or in nana area in general, she is either lost and took a wrong turn, a gogo girl coming back from a rendevous or a Lady Boy. There are no beautiful freelancers on Soi 4 or in nana area in general any more.

I added a little to what the good dr stated![/QUOTE]Why do you keep using words like model and beautiful?

I said she was the hottest girl I saw walking that area of Bangkok for 2 hours, she was a 7, maybe a 7. 5 but I don't think thai girls are that hot and I was very happy to get the best I saw at a decent price

I've only been in Thailand for like a week total and the hottest girl I've seen was an 8.

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo; 1391623]No cover, no requirement for drinks for you or the ladies. There is also another strip club below it that will try to snatch you. It is not directly on "Walking street" but a few steps up a side street. Actually the show has been going on everytime I have gone. Its just one of those freaky places to visit. Good luck.

Overall I have had a ball so far and can now say "Pattaya" will be my top destination. Next stop AC.[/QUOTE]Thank you again I have been looking for some freaky places to visit LOL, if you find the right girl here are they available?

Anyone know of any other strip clubs?

That sounded like a good massage, I don't like massages and have been curios if I could walk up to one of the massage girls and ask them "I don't want massage you give BJ 15 minutes then I leave for 500 ok?" and see what they say, I'm sure many would sya no but it only takes one, and now I know to start at 300

Tbh I'm not liking Pattaya much, I've been in cambo for awhile and imo cambo girls are hotter, nicer, sweeter, have less attitude and go for cheaper

To be fair it is harder to find girls that will give BJ's or are really good in the sack, but still you should put it on your to do list imo.

It's been a year since my last visit to Pattaya and things have changed.

I met up with a friend who owns a bar to do a little a-go-go hopping. We went first went to an a-go-go on Walking street, however, I don't recall the name. While there, he pointed out that there is a new class of women (and barfines) in the a-go-gos these days, Coyote girls.

The name comes from the movie Coyote Ugly, an American movie that takes place in a bar with the same name where the girls dance on the bar. The reference is to waking up with someone sleeping on your arm so ugly, that you'd gnaw off your own arm to get away similar to how coyotes would gnaw off their legs to get out of a trap.

This now brings the number of bar fine categories up to four: dancing girls, coyote girls, showgirls, and wait staff.

The dancing girls are the girls you typically see topless or fully nude on stage. They typically now have the lowest bar fine. 600 baht.

The coyote girls are girls who dance on the stage, but don't remove their clothes at all. Their bar fines are higher. 1000 baht.

The next highest level are the show girls. They are the ones that perform the shows (lick pussy, ping pong balls,.). Their barfines are the highest starting at 1500-3000 and up.

The wait staff can have a barfine between that of dancing girls and coyote girls. The reason they charge so much is that the bars need the girls to stick around to serve customers. The same is true for the show girls and coyote girls. They get paid more from the bar and are meant to draw in customers.

You'd imagine that they would be hotter women, but that is not always the case.

Next, we went to Sensations a-go-go on walking street. In this place, the show girls were okay, and the coyotes were a little bit more attractive. However, I didn't see anything I liked, except one of the wait staff. She didn't handle out table, until it came time to pay our bill. When she asked if she went with customers, she said "sometimes". Not all wait staff go with guys, so it's a fair question.

Next we went to I believe it was Diamond a-go-go (or very near there). I was in this place the previous year. I saw a girl that I liked and she remembered me from the previous year. It is hard to believe that she could, but she pointed out where we were sitting and remembered that she didn't go with me (last year, when I wanted to BF her, she said she could not. My friend suggested she was on a course of antibiotics). This year, she's become a coyote, so she "doesn't show milk" in her words.

It looked like she was already spoken for, so I moved on alone.

I walked into Shark, a place I've had great success in the past. This was around midnight, but I didn't see any girls that I liked, so I quickly left without buying a single drink.

I headed down the street to Sapphire. This place had dancing, coyote, and showgirls. I was told the BF was 1000 for coyotes, and 600 for dancing girls. There was one coyote that I liked and had the wait staff bring her to me. Her name was Little Bit (Nit Noi). She was a slim 18 year old cutie with braces.

I bought her a lady drink and had a chat. She wanted 2000 for short time. I offered 1500 and she declined, a decision I'd later regret just a little bit.

I headed back to Sensations to find the staff girl. I bought her a drink and had to sit with me. When you do this, two things will happen. First the other wait staff will ask you to buy them drinks, which I hate. And second, the other wait staff make a little commotion as one of their own got picked over the dancing and coyote girls.

This girl was 27 (older than I expected) , but didn't have any kids or tattoos, which I asked about since she doesn't dance and you cannot see for yourself. When it came time to negotiate, she to wanted 2000 for short time. Her barfine was only 600. I offered 2500 for LT which she accepted.

I really liked her face and smile.

Back at my room, she seemed friendly enough, but she was dry and seemed to stay that way. I eventually had to bring out the astro glide. While she wasn't a DFE, but she was just an average lay.

Afterwards, I asked if she would prefer to take the short time fee and be on her way, which she did. It was about 2:30 and she said she couldn't sleep so "early". This is why I said I regretted not taking Little Bit as I ended up paying the same amount for ST. Although, I think her BF would have been 1000 even though she claimed it was only 600.

[QUOTE=Dante2;1391887]I don't like massages and have been curios if I could walk up to one of the massage girls and ask them "I don't want massage you give BJ 15 minutes then I leave for 500 ok?" and see what they say, I'm sure many would sya no but it only takes one, and now I know to start at 300[/QUOTE]That would be totally stupid is what it would be. People come here and lose their fucking mind. What if some random ladyboy came up to you and asked to fuck you in the ass and he would give you 500? I think you mean to go to a blow job bar, but it is going to cost you more than 500. Shit go to Beach Road for 500. Are you the type of guy that would go into McDonald's to get the brakes fixed on your car? Sure there may be a guy who works in McDonald's who is a mechanic as well, but you wouldn't just walk up to the counter and order that particular service.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1391958]That would be totally stupid is what it would be. People come here and lose their fucking mind. What if some random ladyboy came up to you and asked to fuck you in the ass and he would give you 500? I think you mean to go to a blow job bar, but it is going to cost you more than 500. Shit go to Beach Road for 500. Are you the type of guy that would go into McDonald's to get the brakes fixed on your car? Sure there may be a guy who works in McDonald's who is a mechanic as well, but you wouldn't just walk up to the counter and order that particular service.[/QUOTE]First off calm down.

If the McDonalds also fixed your brakes when you were finished with your (happy) meal then I might ask to skip the meal and get right to the end.

These girls are sitting outside all day begging every guy to go with them and its not for a massage, I think some of them could be thrilled to have the chance to make some money in 15 minutes.

The guy just posted about getting an hour massage and 15 min BJ for 300 baht. You don't think the same girl would gladly skip the massage and give a BJ for 500?

I was out and about and decided to go for an oil massage. I headed over to Soi 12 (aka Soi Honey) towards the back where they have a few massage places. To be honest, the girls there are certainly not top quality, especially in the afternoon, but I managed to find one that I liked, Loong from Paradise massage.

She was probably around 30 years old, and definitely had a baby, but her body was still okay.

Loong, claimed they also had a "smoking room", per someone else's question regarding getting a BJ only at a massage place. I like massage, so I decided on the massage plus FS option. The massage was 200 THB plus 1000 baht for sex.

Her massage was very poor. This place is definitely a brothel first and a massage place second. It didn't last very long before she asked me to turn over. Off came her clothes and we were off to the races. She didn't do BBBJ, only CBJ with prostate massage. The condoms they use are crap. It felt like I was wearing a water bottle on my cock.

Sex started out with her on top, but progressed to other positions. I popped and that was the end of that. Certainly was not a full hour, probably more like 40 minutes. But at least she showered with me to get the oil off my back.

I would not repeat with her, or even that establishment again. By the way, this place is just a short walk to Bliss lounge around the corner if you want a quicky BJ and are in the area. I think the girls at Bliss are better looking than the girls at Paradise.

I'm back in my room now recharging to get ready for a long night on the town hopping between a-go-gos with my friends.

The first time I tried Viagra was over a decade ago. My uncle gave it to me to try it out. Of course, I didn't "need" it, but he told me to give it a try and I'm glad I did.

The first time I used it, it was interesting. I can't say my cock was harder than normal, but it was definitely easier to get and maintain an erection. Also during my first use, I was lucky enough to see the blue tinge noted as a side effect, which I've never seen since.

Years later I went to my doctor and told him,"I'm having trouble maintaining an erection." They don't do any sort of tests, they just hand out the samples like candy. He gave me Viagra and Cialis. The Cialis gave me a raging headache, not the raging hard on I was expecting.

In between those experiences, I managed to score some Kamagra in Thailand. It comes in two forms, pill form and gel form. The gel form comes in multiple flavors, I don't recommend banana. It has a foul flavor that makes me ill.

During this trip to Thailand, while I was in Bangkok, I went to a pharmacist who had sold me Kamagra in the past and asked if he had any, to which he said "No."

I tried a different pharmacy and she sold me four packets for 200 baht total.

However, when I tried it, it worked, but didn't seem to be as good as it had in the past. Am I getting to old I wonder. Do I really need vitamin V nowadays?

When I got to Pattaya, I asked my friend if he could get me some of the Kamagra gels he'd gotten before. He said, the market has dried up and now they sell the Thai version called Sidegra. We speculated that since there is now a Thai producer of the drug, all that's left is the counterfeit Kamagra which may or may not have the dosage stated.

I went into a pharmacy in Pattaya and asked for the Sidegra (actually, I said "Thai Viagra" because I didn't know the name). The pharmacist sold me a packet of four 100mg pills for 300 baht. I used it last night with my server girl. It seemed to be the real thing compared to the Kamagra I'd tried recently.

Note that if you try any of these drugs, the most notable side effect is a stuffy nose. Your nose has a similar structure as your cock that fills with blood to constrict the airflow to / from each nostril. This alternation between which nostril is restricted is called the nasal cycle. The medicine words on this the same way as it does on your cock causing them to fill with blood and restrict air flow.

Another side effect is a noticeable reddening of the face. I usually just say it's a combination of the alcohol and sun. Some girls don't like going with guys who have taken this medicine as they think you'll be pounding them for an hour.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1391958]That would be totally stupid is what it would be. People come here and lose their fucking mind. What if some random ladyboy came up to you and asked to fuck you in the ass and he would give you 500? I think you mean to go to a blow job bar, but it is going to cost you more than 500. Shit go to Beach Road for 500. Are you the type of guy that would go into McDonald's to get the brakes fixed on your car? Sure there may be a guy who works in McDonald's who is a mechanic as well, but you wouldn't just walk up to the counter and order that particular service.[/QUOTE]The funny part was that she was serious about finishing the massage, but my dick was hard and I was going to get off one way or another. She started starring at my dick and asked " Do you want some help with that?". After she finished sucking she grabbed some lotion and finished me off. When I was getting ready to shoot all I could do was nod my head because I didn't want everyone to hear me growl. Kind of reminded me of my teenage years when I would sneak a girl into the basement and we had to be quiet because Mom was upstairs LOL.

[QUOTE=RBDave;1392067]Some girls don't like going with guys who have taken this medicine as they think you'll be pounding them for an hour.[/QUOTE]After 4 hours bar girls are instructed to call the doctor. After 8 hours the police.

[QUOTE=RBDave; 1392067]The first time I tried Viagra was over a decade ago. My uncle gave it to me to try it out. Of course, I didn't "need" it, but he told me to give it a try and I'm glad I did.

The first time I used it, it was interesting. I can't say my cock was harder than normal, but it was definitely easier to get and maintain an erection. Also during my first use, I was lucky enough to see the blue tinge noted as a side effect, which I've never seen since.

Years later I went to my doctor and told him,"I'm having trouble maintaining an erection." They don't do any sort of tests, they just hand out the samples like candy. He gave me Viagra and Cialis. The Cialis gave me a raging headache, not the raging hard on I was expecting.

In between those experiences, I managed to score some Kamagra in Thailand. It comes in two forms, pill form and gel form. The gel form comes in multiple flavors, I don't recommend banana. It has a foul flavor that makes me ill.

During this trip to Thailand, while I was in Bangkok, I went to a pharmacist who had sold me Kamagra in the past and asked if he had any, to which he said "No."

I tried a different pharmacy and she sold me four packets for 200 baht total.

However, when I tried it, it worked, but didn't seem to be as good as it had in the past. Am I getting to old I wonder. Do I really need vitamin V nowadays?

When I got to Pattaya, I asked my friend if he could get me some of the Kamagra gels he'd gotten before. He said, the market has dried up and now they sell the Thai version called Sidegra. We speculated that since there is now a Thai producer of the drug, all that's left is the counterfeit Kamagra which may or may not have the dosage stated.

I went into a pharmacy in Pattaya and asked for the Sidegra (actually, I said "Thai Viagra" because I didn't know the name). The pharmacist sold me a packet of four 100mg pills for 300 baht. I used it last night with my server girl. It seemed to be the real thing compared to the Kamagra I'd tried recently.

Note that if you try any of these drugs, the most notable side effect is a stuffy nose. Your nose has a similar structure as your cock that fills with blood to constrict the airflow to / from each nostril. This alternation between which nostril is restricted is called the nasal cycle. The medicine words on this the same way as it does on your cock causing them to fill with blood and restrict air flow.

Another side effect is a noticeable reddening of the face. I usually just say it's a combination of the alcohol and sun. Some girls don't like going with guys who have taken this medicine as they think you'll be pounding them for an hour.[/QUOTE]Where did you buy "thai viagra" pills 4 for 300?