Sosua Reports

What percentage of girls in DR have this type of body?

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRBpiIaKby0[/url]

Thanks for the trip report, I am going to new garden on the 19th of April, the girl in the photo has the type of body I am looking for do you have her name and contact details, if you do would

You be kind enough to pm them to me.

Thanks,

Metcalfkieth

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1266464]After I got done playing the ever fun "When in the hell did this bruise come from?" memory game, I licked my wounds and started typing.

Hotel:

I stayed once again at the NG and it was fine. Got the jacuzzi room for the ISOG $77 cash rate per night. Jenny was gone and is now working at a bank. I saw her walking from work one day in a business suit; got my big hug...[/QUOTE]

You guys are killing the great Sosua forum that has everything to do with finding and playing with some of the hottest women in the Caribbean. Come on vets and newbies, give it a fucking break! Fuck the dictionary, fuck the past, and most of all, fuck the racism! I had enough of that in my life.

Here is the challenge, leave all of that shit, and yes, it is shit, alone, and I'm buying drinks for forever and a day thereafter!

I truly expect the vet board members to set the stage on these topics! Let's get the Sosua board back on track!

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1266578]Hmmm. Are you telling me you are a "breast" person? Personally, I essentially look for 36 and upward, which of course does not allow me to go for the "willowy" kind of Frannie, typically. LOL.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Drai;1260454]Also maybe it's just me but on top of that I don't think I've ever been to a place on this planet where I just wanted to tittyfuck so much either. Sosua is the methadone to my Thai addiction. I just came back a few days ago and I still feel the lower back pain that my encounters with superstar left me with and I am now hanging to the right (it used to hang to left) but damn what a ride![/QUOTE]Well I have studied abroad; or two. (Sorry, just trying to lighten up the board a bit).

As I alluded to before though, that place makes you want to do things to titties. Those pics were a permission slip to my imagination to run amuck. A nice big sturdy ass on a woman is my addiction but I have been known to enjoy a titty; or two.

With that being said though the last thing I'd want to see is a shot glass of mama juana between two ass cheeks. Given some of the asses I've seen down there (and still see in my dreams) that shot glass would straight implode under the 10, 000 lb psi being exerted between some of those cheeks. Even if the shot glass was sturdy enough to withstand the pressure at those depths then comes the questions of how, and then the even better question of why, in the the fuck would you want to drink it at this juncture (pun intended).

He should have posted the following warning with the pics though: [b]DO NOT TRY THIS SHIT IN ASIA[/b]. You'd just end up with a shot glass that would have shattered after falling straight through to the floor, wasted liquor pooling around the broken remains of said shot glass, and then being cussed out by the lady in some tonal mono-syllable language that's a lot harder to pick up than spanish.

[QUOTE=Locman75;1266552]Man, I can't believe the photos I'm seeing. I can't wait until I make down to this place. I'm addicted to these trip reports LOL[/QUOTE]I hear you Locman75.

I was just down in Sosua last month. It was my first time down there. Been feeling kind of weird lately though. Just realized that I caught an [b]STD[/b] ([u]Sosua Transmitted Disease[/u]) when I was down there though.

[b][i]Sosua Transmitted Disease[/b][/i]

[b][u]Symptons Include[/b][/u]:[list]
[*]Chronic fantasizing about Sosua every waking moment since the door closed on the plane to take you back home.
[*]Downloading "In Your Car Spanish" and listening to it in your car; in your house, at your work, at your daughter's wedding, in your sleep, and while having sex with your wife.
[*]Going down to your local restaurant that serves Dominican food and ordering in spanish (that you learned by listening to In Your Car Spanish) and sipping on "El Presidente" like its a fine wine.
[*]You think about Sosua more than you think about sex. (Paradox)
[*]Refreshing this discussion board every 5 minutes until you are on a plane back to Sosua.
[/list]
[b][u]Known Cures[/b][/u]:[list]
[*]A shot of Santo Domingo.
[/list]

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1266675]You guys are killing the great Sosua forum that has everything to do with finding and playing with some of the hottest women in the Caribbean. Come on vets and newbies, give it a fucking break! Fuck the dictionary, fuck the past, and most of all, fuck the racism! I had enough of that in my life.

Here is the challenge, leave all of that shit, and yes, it is shit, alone, and I'm buying drinks for forever and a day thereafter!

I truly expect the vet board members to set the stage on these topics! Let's get the Sosua board back on track![/QUOTE]Tomjackin is right, and I digress. I don't have anything else to say about the subjects of my last two posts below, nor will I acknowledge any responses to them.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming (de las mujeres)!

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1266695]Tomjackin is right, and I digress. I don't have anything else to say about the subjects of my last two posts below, nor will I acknowledge any responses to them.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming (de las mujeres)![/QUOTE]Thank you! Let's get back to pussy.

BTW, you will never see my pants saggin'. That is reserved for my ball sac!

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1266675]You guys are killing the great Sosua forum that has everything to do with finding and playing with some of the hottest women in the Caribbean. Come on vets and newbies, give it a fucking break! Fuck the dictionary, fuck the past, and most of all, fuck the racism! I had enough of that in my life.

Here is the challenge, leave all of that shit, and yes, it is shit, alone, and I'm buying drinks for forever and a day thereafter!

I truly expect the vet board members to set the stage on these topics! Let's get the Sosua board back on track![/QUOTE]Amen to that brother. Oh shit, I shouldn't have said "brother". Hahaha.

Can anyone who has been to Sosua recently offer up their suggestions for their favorite NEW eating spots other than the usual suspects (Rocky's, Bailey's, etc.) and possibly some buffets, cheap Dominican eating spots (that serve Dominican food) , and good (non-rip off) places to eat on the beach (already going to check out Big D's)?

Also, I understand that some places are closed down (PJ's) , but are these places still around? :

-Tipico Alberto's.

-The Irish place next to Rocky's (I've only eaten breakfast there, but they had some damn-good French Toast)

-Britannia (never eaten here; is the food any good?)

Finally, has anyone seen Ingrid hanging around Sosua Lately?

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1266675]Here is the challenge, leave all of that shit, and yes, it is shit, alone, and I'm buying drinks for forever and a day thereafter! I truly expect the vet board members to set the stage on these topics![/QUOTE]First off, Happy Easter to all here. Veterans and Newbies, contributors and passer bys, regardless of their religious affiliations.

Tom: what you propose while being admirable, is not practical! The only solution to not having the regular skirmishes is to have the whole universe here, move permanently in the DR so they can forget about their past. Bitterness and camaraderie and live in bliss forever. Until that happens, these fires will always be as they have in the past. My thinking hence is (as you suggest) that if the veterans can set the tone of conversation and remain calm even if provoked, we can have a very stimulating exchange and a learning experience. In and outside of the DR.

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1266565]Tempoecorto thanks for the clarification. Also when I said Frannie was your boy, it was not meant to suggest he doesn't have his own mind. It was said as. A compliment to the friendship you both share. I was also thinking that Frankie used to be a correctional officer, that he might know the true history of saggy pants in Jail. Good luck on your future DR trips.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Frannie and I share a lot. 200 hundred years of subjugation and looting of India by the Brits (and Frannie is personally responsible for the outrage, dammit!) , our love of books and of the English language. Written whether by an Irishman, an Indian or an American (I just saw a documentary on Harpar Lee last night) and my love of Brit humor. Oh. I was forgetting Tea. With milk and sugar! LOL.

God Bless Everyone!

[QUOTE=SavePros321;1266665]This theory (mindset) that somehow a person cannot be a racist because his or her "group" is not financially or politically well-off is the stuff espoused by so-called Black theologians (Cornell West, Jeramiah Wright) and race-pimps (Sharpton, Jackson) , and a good number of professors in HBCU's; and it is a dangerous way of thinking. If you as a Black person outwardly espouse vitriol and hatred towards another race and practice discriminatory policies towards another race (negatively treating another person differently because of their race, whether at school or on the job or as an employer) , that doesn't make you a "hater": that makes you a racist.[/QUOTE]I thought your post here was interesting. I do not want you to write here but would like to know more about why Cornel West (also Sharpton etc) is unacceptable to you. I personally think he is provocative and bright.perhaps by PM? Thanks. Oh. What is HBCU by the way?

[QUOTE=SavePros321;1266769]-Britannia (never eaten here; is the food any good?)[/QUOTE]No, it is terrible.

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1266785]Yeah. Frannie and I share a lot. 200 hundred years of subjugation and looting of India by the Brits (and Frannie is personally responsible for the outrage, dammit!) ,[/QUOTE]My great great grandfather was murdered by your boys in Jodhpur in 1856.

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1266769]Can anyone who has been to Sosua recently offer up their suggestions for their favorite NEW eating spots other than the usual suspects (Rocky's, Bailey's, etc.) and possibly some buffets, cheap Dominican eating spots (that serve Dominican food) , and good (non-rip off) places to eat on the beach (already going to check out Big D's)?

Also, I understand that some places are closed down (PJ's) , but are these places still around? :

-Tipico Alberto's.

-The Irish place next to Rocky's (I've only eaten breakfast there, but they had some damn-good French Toast)

-Britannia (never eaten here; is the food any good?)

Finally, has anyone seen Ingrid hanging around Sosua Lately?[/QUOTE]Here are my favorite places to eat.

Ollie's:

If you want a quick sandwich so you can get back to drinking and fucking try Ollies He speaks english and makes a great pulled chicken sandwich. I add tomatoes, onion, lettuce, and hot sauce with the melted cheese. It costs 140 pesos and he is located just past 4 Roses walking toward Classico's. Look for the white truck in the lot that say's Ollies.

New Garden buffet:

Only on Friday nights. Used to cost 500 peso's now it's 600 pesos. Chicken, seafood, salad, beef, and usually some kind of ravioli. You don't need to be a guest to attend.

Casa Valeria:

Next to New Gardens. Nice place to relax and enjoy a great meal. They always have daily specials posted on the board outside.

Mauri Mauri:

Good food. Fajitas are great Lobster and seafood are average, jazzy ambience. Alexandra was buying the Supermercardo up on the highway and Rafael has many buisiness ventures that need his time. Rafael's brother is running things there, nice guy with the beard.

I usually stick with good food that digests well. The last thing I need is to be sick while on vacation.